Xenaero
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80 Bazillion / A couple (3.14) quadrillion
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1% ( That's a lot! )
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Hi, I'm Xen and I like to edit pages and correct things because I have insane OCD or something. I also rearrange my backpack a lot. Also I'm lazy so my page needs more stuff. Like userboxes! Yes! Because the world needs a lot more of the little colorful userboxes that kind of fill your optic senses in a sensual way, sort of like the front window of a candy store, disregarding the fact that it has CANDY written over it in a font size that would cure your auntie's bad vision.
It is sensible to say that Xen is of a unique sort, watching from the shadows, not unlike vampires, but nonetheless with reduced sparkle and glitter. In fact, all you can really see is his eyes. Because his eyes speak volumes. That's why he has no mouth. Or maybe the reason his eyes speak is because he has no mouth in the first place. That's a creepy one we'll leave up to the local psychiatrist on our payroll. Or you could pay us and we'll ship you out of here in one of our premier first class shipping boxes provided free of charge by the United States Postal Service.
Just don't eat the advertisements inside. They don't taste very good.
I have to go do something useful so have some of those userboxes I mentioned previous. Don't tell anyone.
Userbox things (To be kept hidden from the eyes that be(Yes those eyes on the right(If they look at you run and don't look back oh god)))
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This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
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This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
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This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus.
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This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
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This user owns a complete set of 'classic' Vintage weapons, the first 35 to be added to the game.
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This user loves to rename his items.
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This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.
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This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
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This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
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This user knows his way around Photoshop.
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