Wheatley responses

Voice responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon or the player triggering something like being set on fire. There are several Wheatley responses that are triggered while using the Ap-Sap, all of which are listed below.

Death-related responses

Upon Death

"You know what? It's not the winning, is it? It's the taking part that counts. And you're, uh...and you're doing that." "You know what? You win just for taking part. We're all winners!" "Aw! Bless your heart, you're doing your best." "It's the trying that counts! It's the trying that counts." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ooh..." "Uh-oh! That's--ugh..." "Ooh, I felt that..." "Ooh! That looked painful." "Are you okay?" "If you're alive, can you say something? Jump around, so I know you're okay! Unless you've broken your legs, in which case, don't jump around - that'll just make it worse!" "That did not end well." "Embarrassing." "Okay. Well..." "Oh! That's nasty." "Oh, bless him. Trying so hard. Useless." "Ooh..." "Uh-oh. That's...mmm." "Ugh! Um...mmm." "Uh-oh." *chuckle* "Oh dear." "Uh...I might not have completely thought this one through."

Sapping-related responses

Sapper Attached

"Well done!" "Just hold tight." "Oh! Brilliant!" "Ah! Yes!" "Okay! I'm about to start hacking!" "Oh! Perfect!" "Ah, there's a password." "Oh, th--there's a password..." "Okay. Password hacking." "Oh! There's a--there's a password!" "Okay. Hacking, begin!" *typing* "Okay. Let's see...what we've got here..."

Getting Shot

"Is that gunfire? Is--is someone shooting?" "Oh my God, they're shooting at us! They're shooting at us! Don't panic, but they are shooting at us!" "What--what's that? Is that gunfire?" "Oh God, someone's shooting at us now!" "Is someone--oh, is someone shooting at us?" "All right, fun's over! Fun's over! Put me back in the pocket!" "Seriously, now--put me away. 'Cause I don't want any piece of this." "Okay, I definitely heard a gunshot then! This is...mental. Did no one else hear that?" "Bloody hell, what've you got me into here, mate?! This is mental!" "Are these--are these live?! Do I actually hear shooting?! Is this live rounds?! Is it live ammunition?!" "Bloody--what have you got me into?!"

Destroyed a Building

"Hey! Thank you very much indeed. Thank you." "Whoa! There we go!" "Looking--do you know what? Looking good, if I'm honest. Looking really good." "There we go!" "Hee hee hee!" "Oh, brilliant!" "Ha-ha!" "Oh, well done!" "I tell you, this is going much better than I ever expected it would." "Oh! Brilliant!" "Oh! That's--that's amazing." Short laugh "Ha-ha, this is amazing!" Short laugh "Oh, this is brilliant." "Looking good. Looking good!" "Act natural. Act natural--we've done nothing wrong." "Act natural--all right? Just--just play it cool, we've done nothing wrong." "Act natural--all right? Just--just play it cool, we've done nothing wrong. Couple of people, going about their business. Just a couple of dudes, doing their thing." "Act natural. Act natural--we've done nothing wrong! Play it cool." "Come on, let's go." "Come on, let's go!" "Ta-da! Thank you very much." "Done! Expertly hacked!" "There you go! Once again, expertly hacked. Quite technical." "Done! Hacked! Quite complicated." "Done! Hacked! Quite complicated; pulled it out of the bag, as usual." "That should do it!" Happy laugh "It worked! Hee hee hee!" "Oh, it worked! Yes!" "It worked!" "Oh! Huh! Look at that." "Wooooo! Ha-ha! Yes!" "Yes!" "Oh-ho-ho, yes! What about that?! Oh...crumbs! I'm almost speechless." *laugh* "That's tremendous." "And...there we go." "And...there we go!" "Yes! Yes!! In your face!" "Yes! Yes!"

Sapping a Building

*typing* *buzz* "It's gonna be trickier than I thought. Do--uh, we should be making a note of this. Have you got a pen? Make a note of--of what I'm doing." *buzz* "Buzzer again! I'm--that's surprising. That's..." *typing* *buzz* "Let's think more abstractly. What was your first pet's name? The ca--probably a cat or dog." *typing* *buzz* "No! I could've swore that was it! I was rea--I'm surprised. I am surprised at that. Actually." *typing* *buzz* "Okay, other words. Just think of other words that could be the password." *typing* "All right! That should do it!" *buzz* "Oh, it hasn't done it. That's...hmm." *typing* "Okay! That should do it; well done! ...ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay." *typing* "Okay! That should do it; well done! *buzz* Ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay." *typing* "Oh, wait! No, I've got it! I've--" *buzz* "No, that won't work. Wait! Oh, I'm a genius! I'm an absolute g--" *buzz* "No, I'm not. *typing* *buzz* "Hmm..." *stammering* *typing* *buzzers* *stammering* *typing* *buzzers* "No, I'm--honestly, I'm stumped. I've got no ideas." "Okay, wait--here's a brain wave! Yes! Oh wait, no--I've got it! I've got--" *buzz* "No, that won't work. *typing* "Oh! Good news!" *buzz* "Never mind."