User:Tocksi/The Results Are In

The Results Are In
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Basic Information
Used by:	All classes
Slot:	Melee
Contributed by:	Tocksi
Released:	12/29/2018
Availability:	Admins only
Tradable:	No
Giftable:	No
Craftable:	Yes
Paintable:	Yes
Nameable:	No
Craft No.?:	No
Medieval:	Yes
Loadout Stats
The Results Are In 1 - 100 On hit: Damage is changed to 600% of target's health On kill: Target becomes disconnected from current server and banned from secure servers. 20% slower equip speed "Thanks, and have fun." ( Not Tradable )

“

I fear no man. But that thing? It scares me. — The Heavy on players who have The Results Are In

”

The Results Are In is an unlockable melee weapon for all classes. It is a plastic, stereotypical stamp with the word "[DENIED]" printed on its bottom.

Any successful hit against an enemy will act as a backstab, at the cost of losing the chance for your attacks to be randomly counted as crits.

Taunting by the alt-fire (default key: MOUSE2), or taunt button (default key: G) with this weapon equipped will perform the Fencing taunt. A successful hit with this taunt will prevent the target from moving and will explode the target upon the taunt's end. Should the player disconnect from the server, the taunter receives 5 revenge crits - as if the player had the Rescue Ranger equipped.

A successful kill will result in the target becoming VAC banned.

This weapon is automatically given to any player that can activate Power Play in a non-cheats enabled server.

Damage and function times

See also: Damage

Damage and function times
Damage type		Melee
Ranged or Melee damage?		Melee
Damage
Base damage	100%	600%
Critical		50
Mini-crit		28
Function times
Attack interval		0.661s
Values are approximate and determined by community testing.

Update history

October 20, 2017 Patch (Jungle Inferno Update)

• You realized that this isn't a real page.
• Added weapon page mostly copied from Ubersaw.
• Removed shame for creating page (undocumented)

Related achievements

General

Team Fortress 2 Admin Log 25 hours into TF2 on an administrator account. Reward: The Results Are In

Fear Me! Ban 10 players. Difficulty: Medium How to obtain: The wording of the description can be confusing - but will make sense if you think if it as "Kill 10 players with The Results Are In."

Out With The Bad Hit someone with your Fencing taunt, who then disconnects before the taunt stops. Difficulty: Easy How to obtain: Considering that almost nobody wants to be banned from TF2, this achievement is easy. Just tell someone that you can ban them with the weapon and taunt on them. Guarantee fearquit.

Crafting

See also: Crafting

Blueprint

Knife		Revolver		The Results Are In
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