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:''This article is about the fictional company, [[Mann Co.]]. For other uses, see [[Mann Co. Store]] and [[Mann-Conomy Update]].''
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{{Other uses|this=the fictional Badlands company, Mann Co.|Mann Co. Store|Mann-Conomy Update}}
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{{Company infobox
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  | name  = Mann Co.
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  | image  = Mann Co. Logo.png
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  | rmark  =
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  | soa    = Hat Manufacture,<br>Munitions,<br>Retail Sales,<br>[[Mann Co. Store|Internet Commerce]],<br>Shipping,<br>[[Comics]]
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  | locale = [[Badlands (Region)|Badlands, New Mexico]]
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  | ceo    = [[Non-player characters#Gray Mann|Gray Mann (deceased)]]
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}}
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[[File:Mannco compound.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Mann Co. Headquarters]]
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{{Quotation|'''Saxton Hale'''|If you aren't 100% satisfied with our product line, you can take it up with me!}}
  
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[[File:Mann Co. Logo.png|right|350px|Mann Co. logo and slogan]]
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'''Mann Co.''', stylized as '''MANN CO.''', is a multinational division of [[TF Industries]] with headquarters in the [[Badlands (Region)|Badlands]], near [[Teufort (City)|Teufort, New Mexico]]. In the Badlands area alone, the company operates over 300 [[:File:ShadowBoxers03.png|plants, office buildings, warehouses and outlet malls]].
  
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{{Quotation|'''Mann Co.''' slogan|We sell products and get in fights.}}
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The company was originally incorporated in the United States as '''Mann & Sons Munitions Concern''' by the arms-dealer [[Non-player characters#Zepheniah Mann|Zepheniah Mann]], who co-managed the firm with his brother, [[Non-player characters#Silas Mann|Silas Mann]]. Upon his death in 1850, Zepheniah Mann bequeathed ownership of Mann Co. to close friend and hunter [[Non-player characters#Barnabus Hale|Barnabus Hale]]. The company was subsequently owned and operated by three generations of Hales.
  
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'''Mann Co.''' is a division of [[TF Industries]]. Originally founded by [[Non-player characters#Zepheniah Mann|Zepheniah Mann]], ownership of Mann Co. has since been given to close friend and hunter [[Non-player characters#Barnabas Hale|Barnabas Hale]], as stated in his last will and testament. The company is currently run by Barnabas' descendant, [[Saxton Hale]], who operates under the policy that if you aren't 100% satisfied with their product line, you can take it up with him. In addition to their weapons, munitions and cosmetic lines, they also publish ''Dapper Rogue'', a catalog for the "gentleman scoundrel", of which the [[Spy]] takes interest in. In more recent times, the company served the [[Badlands (Control Point)|Badlands]] and ran ''The Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. Quarterly Concern'', a "compendium of broad swords, musket guns and doomsday weaponry for immediate sale" – a pamphlet of no small interest to the [[Soldier]]. The [[Administrator]] has been known to make use of Mann Co. for custom orders via her assistant [[Miss Pauling]]. They were also the subject of two Senate investigations, one in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut [[Poopy Joe]]'s capsule during takeoff and the other in relation to teaching boys aged 6-16, among other things: moral turpitude, arson, vandalism, hippie assault, tax fraud, at-home laryngectomies, car theft, gorilla slaughter, and the Heimlich Maneuver (which had just been invented and was still considered controversial).
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<!-- yes, this will soon change (in Valve Time), but we have no idea to what, update this then -->The organization was [[:File:Acolddayinhell66.jpg|recently re-branded]] as '''Gray Mann Co.''' by the most recent CEO, [[Non-player characters#Gray Mann|Gray Mann]], previously the CEO of Gray Gravel. Mr. Mann was recently killed in his offices in Australia, believed murdered by a former employee of [[BLU|Builders League United]].
  
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Mann Co. went "online" as of the [[Mann-Conomy Update]] when Saxton Hale discovered the existence of the Internet after one of his employees, who was losing a fight against a gorilla during "Gorilla Wrestling Fridays", asked for his mother to be notified by email. Saxton Hale currently owns England due to the Internet, and the [[Mann Co. Store]] was created as well – a way for people to buy and sell [[hats]], [[weapons]], [[bundles]], and other [[Miscellaneous items]] with actual, real world cash.
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Corporate succession has not been resolved. Gray Mann is survived by his daughter and immediate predecessor at Mann Co., Miss [[Non-player characters#Olivia Mann|Olivia Mann]]. Additionally, [[Saxton Hale]] has expressed interest in returning to the position.
  
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== Profile ==
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Befitting their motto, "We sell products and get in fights", Mann Co. is known for their [[weapons]], [[munitions]], and [[cosmetic]] lines. They have long published [[w:Trade literature#Catalog|trade catalogs]], including the early [https://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/enigmatical/ ''The Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. Quarterly Concern''], a "compendium of broad swords, musket guns and doomsday weaponry for immediate sale", and the more recent ''[[:File:Sniper vs. Spy Update Day 4.png|Dapper Rogue]]'', a catalog for the "gentleman scoundrel". The [[Administrator]] has been known to make use of the company for custom orders via her assistant [[Miss Pauling]]. In the [[Storyline#Gravel_War|Gravel War]], Mann Co. was the sole supplier to [[RED|Reliable Excavation Demolition]] and [[BLU|Builders League United]]. In the subsequent [[Storyline#Robot War|Robot War]], Mann Co. opened sales of advanced technologies to the mercenaries.
  
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==Products==
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Mann Co. products, at least those promoted to low-end markets (especially to employees), have a reputation for quality and safety issues. Products tend to break down, [[:File:Big plan 04.jpg|catch on fire]] (although Saxton Hale claimed that that's how he knows the products are working), and [[:File:Bg comic 01.jpg|melt into people's skulls]].
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Mann Co. was also the subject of two Senate investigations, one in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut [[Non-player characters#Poopy Joe|Poopy Joe]]'s capsule during takeoff and the other in relation to teaching boys aged 6-16, among other things, moral turpitude, arson, vandalism, hippie assault, tax fraud, at-home laryngectomies, car theft, gorilla slaughter, and the Heimlich Maneuver (which had just been invented and was still considered controversial).
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Mann Co. went "[[Mann-Conomy Update|online]]" after Saxton Hale discovered the existence of the Internet when one of his employees, who was losing a fight against a gorilla during "Gorilla Wrestling Fridays", asked for his mother to be notified by email. Saxton Hale currently owns England due to the Internet venture. The [[Mann Co. Store]] was created as well – a way for customers to buy [[Cosmetic items|hats]], [[weapons]], [[bundles]], and other [[Cosmetic items|miscellaneous items]] for real currency.
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== Executive History ==
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[[File:Blood Brothers comicpreview.png|thumb|left|200px|Gray Mann, CEO (deceased)]]
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{{Main|Loose Canon|Coal Town}}
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Mann Co. was founded by Zepheniah Mann, who operated the firm with his brother, Silas Mann, until Zepheniah's death in 1850, passing ownership of the company to Barnabus Hale. A decade later, Barnabus acquired the [[Coal Town|Coal Mine and Munitions Factory]] from Zepheniah's sons [[Non-player characters#Blutarch and Redmond Mann|Blutarch and Redmond Mann]]. Ownership of Mann Co. later passed to Barnabus' son, [[Non-player characters#Billious Hale|Billious Hale]], who controlled the company through the first half of the 20th century. In 1922, Billious closed the historic Coal Mine and Munitions Factory and turned the company's operations toward the future of hat manufacture. The third Hale, Saxton, took the company into the 1960s, becoming the very public spokesman for the company's retail products.
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{{Main|Ring of Fired}}
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In the [[Storyline#Early 1972|second quarter of 1972]], Saxton Hale suddenly appointed long-time associate [[Non-player characters#Mr. Reddy|Mr. Reddy]] to replace him as the CEO of Mann Co. with the understanding that Mr. Reddy would accommodate Miss Olivia Gray's pending Mann Co. Challenge for control of the company. However, under the advisement of [[Non-player characters#Mr. Bidwell|Mr. Bidwell]], with whom Mr. Saxton had previously attempted the same arrangement, Mr. Reddy declined the challenge. Under the terms of the challenge, Mr. Reddy thereby ceded control of Mann Co. to Miss Mann, who immediately transferred executive control of Mann Co. to her father, Gray Mann.
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{{Main|Old Wounds}}
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Gray Mann's tenure at Mann Co. was too brief to determine his intentions for the firm. Gray Mann spent the third quarter of 1972 [[:File:RingofFired53.png|inspecting and auditing]] most divisions and holdings of the organization. He had recently returned to the headquarters of his robotics division of Gray Gravel in Australia, where he was murdered by a former [[BLU]] employee.
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{{Main|The Naked and the Dead}}
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Subsequent to the vacancy of Mr. Mann, a consortium of [[Team Fortress Classic|older separated BLU employees]] attempted a hostile takeover of the Mann family concerns, with particular interest in the intellectual property regarding [[Life Extender Machine|life extension technology]]. Their bid was countered and terminated by a coalition of interests seeking access to [[Australium]]; consisting of a group of laid off Mann Co. employees led by [[Miss Pauling]], Saxton Hale, and a representative of [[Enclosure|zoo]] magnate [[Charles Darling]].
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Presently, corporate succession is unresolved.
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=== Past Executives ===
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<gallery>
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File:Zepheniah Young.png|[[Non-player characters#Zepheniah Mann|Zepheniah Mann]]
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File:Barnabus Hale-Portrait.png|[[Non-player characters#Barnabus Hale|Barnabus Hale]]
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File:Bilious Hale-Portrait.png|[[Non-player characters#Bilious Hale|Bilious Hale]]
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File:Saxton Hale-Portrait.png|[[Saxton Hale|Saxton Hale]]
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File:MrReddy.png|[[Non-player characters#Mr. Reddy|Reddy]]
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File:Olivia.png|[[Non-player characters#Olivia Mann|Olivia Mann]]
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</gallery>
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== Divisions ==
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Mann Co.'s divisions include
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* [[:Category:Mann Co. Comics|Mann Co. Comics]]
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* [[Process|Mann Co. Data Center]], Process
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* [[The Sound of Medicine#Dessand|Mann Co. ''Dessand'']] (Shipping) "''Lieferdienst & Schlägertruppe''", [[Rottenburg]], Germany
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* [[Mercenary Park (map)|Mann Co. International Theme Parks, Inc.]], Operator: [[Mercenary Park (map)|Mercenary Park]], Yeti Park (defunct), and [https://youtu.be/YHf7e67T54Y?t=44 Mann Co. Mannmoth Park].
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* [[Laughter|Laughing Tides Amusement Park and Boardwalk]]
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* [[Private Eye|Mann Co. Investigative Division]]
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* [[Doomsday|Mann Co. Monkeynautics]]
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* [[:File:Backpack Summer Claim Check.png|Mann Co. Shipping]], [[Badlands (Region)|Badlands]], New Mexico
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* [[:File:Mann Co. Trade Up Menu.jpg|Mann Co. Shipping & Receiving Items Dept., Australia]]
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* [[Coal Town|Mann Mining Company (Heritage site)]], Coal Town, New Mexico
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* [[:File:Mann Mining Post & Parcel.png|Mann Mining Post & Parcel]], precursor to Mann Co. Shipping
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* [[Mannanas Hat|Mannanas]] brand bananas
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* [[Mannhattan|Mhankö]], Mannhattan, New York — Saxton Hale's boutique line<sup>*</sup>
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<sup>*</sup>The "boutique" line is just regular Mann Co. products with fancy paint and exorbitant price tags applied in a backroom.
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== Products ==
 
This list contains some of the following notable products Mann Co. has released.
 
This list contains some of the following notable products Mann Co. has released.
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* Mann Co. also has a number of items released under ''As Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co.''.
  
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! class="header" width="25%" | Notes
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| {{Icon item|Ambassador|100px}}
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| [[Ambassador]]
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| A secondary weapon used by the [[Spy]].
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| {{Icon item|Ap-Sap|100px}}
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| [[Ap-Sap]]
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| A Sapper for the Spy that was given to Mann Co. from a lady in an abandoned science facility.
 
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| {{Icon item|Ambassador|100px}}  
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| {{Icon item|Boston Boom-Bringer|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Ambassador]]
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| [[Boston Boom-Bringer]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A primary weapon used by the [[Spy]].
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| A strange, cosmetic future doo-dad for the [[Scout]].
 
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| {{Icon item|Buff Banner|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Buff Banner|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Buff Banner]]
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| [[Buff Banner]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A secondary weapon for the [[Soldier]].
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| A secondary weapon for the [[Soldier]].
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|{{Icon item|Cloak and Dagger|100px}}
 
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Cloak and Dagger]]
 
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |A [[Spy#PDA items|watch]] for the Spy, which he ordered from the Mann Co. Catalog.
 
 
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| {{Icon item|Camera Beard|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Camera Beard|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Camera Beard]]
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| [[Camera Beard]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Not only a [[miscellaneous]] item for the Spy, but also a cleverly hidden recording tool.
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| Not only a cosmetic item for the Spy, but also a cleverly hidden recording tool.
 
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| {{Icon item|Chargin' Targe|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Chargin' Targe|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Chargin' Targe]]
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| [[Chargin' Targe]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A secondary weapon for the [[Demoman]].
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| A secondary weapon for the [[Demoman]].
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| {{Icon item|Cloak and Dagger|100px}}
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| [[Cloak and Dagger]]
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| A [[Spy#PDA items|watch]] for the Spy, which he ordered from the Mann Co. Catalog.
 
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[File:Spytaunt05.PNG|100x100px]]
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| [[File:Spytaunt05.PNG|100x100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Crab-Walking Kit
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| Crab-Walking Kit
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | An interesting kit which teaches the user the ways of the [[Memes#Spycrab|Spycrab]].
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| An interesting kit which teaches the user the ways of the [[Community fads#Spycrab|Spycrab]].
 
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| {{Icon item|Dead Ringer|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Dead Ringer|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Dead Ringer]]
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| [[Dead Ringer]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |A watch for the Spy, which he ordered from the Mann Co. Catalog.
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| A watch for the Spy, which he ordered from the Mann Co. Catalog.
 
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| {{Icon item|Direct Hit|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Direct Hit|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Direct Hit]]
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| [[Direct Hit]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A primary weapon for the Soldier.
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| A primary weapon for the Soldier.
 
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| {{Icon item|Equalizer|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Equalizer|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Equalizer]]
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| [[Equalizer]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A melee weapon for the Soldier.
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| A melee weapon for the Soldier.
 
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|{{Icon item|Cloak and Dagger|100px}}
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| {{Icon item|Voodoo-Cursed Bag of Quicklime|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Cloak and Dagger]]  
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| [[Mannworks|Quicklime]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |A [[Spy#PDA items|watch]] for the Spy, which he ordered from the Mann Co. Catalog.
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| "Not" for burying bodies.
 
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| {{Icon item|Eyelander|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Eyelander|100px}}
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| rowspan="1" align="center" | [[Eyelander]]
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| [[Eyelander]]
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| rowspan="1" align="center" | A melee weapon for the Demoman.
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| A melee weapon for the Demoman.
 
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| {{Icon item|Flamethrower|100px}}
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| {{Icon item|Flame Thrower|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Flamethrower]] Lighter
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| [[Flame Thrower]] Lighter
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A piece of the [[Pyro]]'s primary weapon.
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| A piece of the [[Pyro]]'s primary weapon.
 
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| {{Icon item|Force-A-Nature|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Force-A-Nature|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Force-A-Nature]]
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| [[Force-A-Nature]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A primary weapon for the [[Scout]].
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| A primary weapon for the Scout.
 
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| {{Icon item|Googly Gazer|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Googly Gazer|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Googly Gazer]]
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| [[Googly Gazer]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A [[miscellaneous]] robotic eye replacement for the [[Engineer]].
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| A cosmetic robotic eye replacement for the [[Engineer]].
 
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| [[File:Hat magazine.png|100px]]
 
| [[File:Hat magazine.png|100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day09_english.htm ''Hat-Wearing Man''] magazine
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| [https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day09_english.htm ''Hat-Wearing Man''] magazine
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |Where the highest members of society get their fashion tips.
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| Where the highest members of society get their fashion tips.
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| {{Icon item|Idea Tube|100px}}
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| [[Idea Tube]]
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| Cosmetic item for the Engineer to remember ideas.
 
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| {{Icon item|Jarate|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Jarate|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Jarate]]
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| [[Jarate]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | "The Jar-Based Karate!" Self Defense Kit.
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| "The Jar-Based Karate!" A secondary weapon for the [[Sniper]].
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| {{icon item|Loose Cannon|100px}}
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| [[Loose Cannon]]
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| A primary weapon for the Demoman.
 
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| [[File:Macrofilm Suit.png|100px]]
 
| [[File:Macrofilm Suit.png|100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Macrofilm Suit
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| Macrofilm Suit
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | The Spy suit replacement that was never meant to be.
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| The Spy suit replacement that was never meant to be.
 
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| [[File:Mannco brand spanners.png|100px]]
 
| [[File:Mannco brand spanners.png|100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Wrench|Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide Brand Adjustable Spanners]]
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| [[Wrench|Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide Brand Adjustable Spanners]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | The only company the Engineer trusts with his buildings.
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| The only company the Engineer trusts with his buildings.
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| [[File:Mann Beer.png|100px]]
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| Mann Beer
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| Popular beer brand that is very effective at intoxicating aliens.
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| {{Icon item|Mann Co. Cap|100px}}
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| [[Mann Co. Cap]]
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| A baseball cap for all classes.
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| {{Icon item|Mann Co. Online Cap|100px}}
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| [[Mann Co. Online Cap]]
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| An online baseball cap for all classes.
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| [[File:Community Strategy.png|100px]]
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| [[:File:Community Strategy.png|Mann Co. Paper for Making Plans (TM)]]
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| Useful for making a Plan of Attack.
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| [[File:Mannshaveol 01.png|50px]]
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| Mannshaveol
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| '''COOLED''' mint-flavored shaving cream.<br>No.1 choice of secret agents and [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001431/ smugglers].
 
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| [[File:Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates.png|100px]]
 
| [[File:Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates.png|100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/poopyjoe.htm Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates]
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| [https://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/poopyjoe.htm Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Depicts tools that [[Poopy Joe]] would have used in '''Actual Space'''.
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| Depicts tools that [[Non-player characters#Poopy Joe|Poopy Joe]] would have used in '''Actual Space'''.
 
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| [[File:Portable Baccarat Detector.png|100px]]
 
| [[File:Portable Baccarat Detector.png|100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Portable Baccarat Detector  
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| Portable Baccarat Detector
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Helpful in design, but impossible to use in practice.
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| Helpful in design, but impossible to use in practice.
 
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| {{Icon item|Private Eye|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Private Eye|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Private Eye]]
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| [[Private Eye]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A detective hat for the Spy, Demoman, and [[Medic]].
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| A detective hat for the Spy, Demoman, and [[Medic]].
 
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| {{Icon item|Razorback|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Razorback|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Razorback]]  
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| [[Razorback]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A Hand-Crafted Tribal Shield.
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| A Hand-Crafted Tribal Shield for the Sniper.
 
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| [[File:RO-BOT.png|100x100px]]
 
| [[File:RO-BOT.png|100x100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/populace/ "Ro-bots"]
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| [https://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/populace/ "Ro-bots"]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Don't worry, they are only used for Violence.
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| Don't worry, they are only used for Violence.
 
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| {{Icon item|Sandman|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Sandman|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Sandman]]
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| [[Sandman]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A melee weapon for the Scout.
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| A melee weapon for the Scout.
 
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|{{Icon item|Sandvich|100px}}
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| {{Icon item|Sandvich|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Sandvich]]
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| [[Sandvich]] Edible Device
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | Edible Device.
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| A secondary weapon for the [[Heavy]].
 
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| [[File:Mailstorm large.jpg|100px]]
 
| [[File:Mailstorm large.jpg|100px]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |"[[Comics#Saxton Series|Saxton Series]]" comics
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| "[[Comics#Saxton Series|Saxton Series]]" comics
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | The Adventures of Saxton Hale.
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| The Adventures of Saxton Hale.
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| {{Icon item|Shortstop|100px}}
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| [[Shortstop]]
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| A primary Pistol for the Scout, part of [[The Special Delivery]] item set.
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| {{Icon item|Smissmas 2015 Festive Gift|100px}}
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| [[Smissmas 2015 Festive Gift]]
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| A festive gift from Mann Co.
 
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| {{Icon item|Ullapool Caber|100px}}
 
| {{Icon item|Ullapool Caber|100px}}
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" |[[Ullapool Caber]]
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| [[Ullapool Caber]]
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| rowspan="1"  align="center" | A melee weapon for the Demoman.
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| A melee weapon for the Demoman.
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* Mann Co. also has a number of items released under ''As Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co.''.
 
  
 
== Related merchandise ==
 
== Related merchandise ==
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* ''Note: All products below are no longer available for purchase at the Valve Store.''
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<gallery>
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File:Merch Tshirt SpannerMain.png|[https://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=C01657 Engineer Spanner Work Shirt]
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File:Merch mannco shirt.png|[https://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=C01600 The Mann Co. T-Shirt]
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File:Merch TF2 Saxton Hale.jpg|[https://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=P0415 Saxton Hale Post Cards]
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File:Mann Co Tagline.png|[https://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=G2368 Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4 Tagline]
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File:Mann Co Tagline 3g.png|[https://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=G1255 Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G TagLine]
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File:Mann Co Headset real life product.png|[https://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=PL88227-04 Mann Co. Plantronics Gamecom Commander Headset]
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=== Retired merchandise ===
 
<gallery>
 
<gallery>
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File:Merch Tshirt SpannerMain.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=C01657 Engineer Spanner Work Shirt]
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File:Merch spanner shirt.png|Engineer Spanner T-Shirt
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File:Merch spanner shirt.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=C01655 Engineer Spanner T-Shirt]
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File:Merch Mann Co Work Shirt.png|Mann Co Work Shirt
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File:Merch mannco shirt.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=C01600 The Mann Co. T-Shirt]
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File:Merch Era Hat.png|Mann Co. New Era Hat
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File:Merch TF2 Saxton Hale.jpg|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=P0415 Saxton Hale Post Cards]
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File:Mann Co Text.png|Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4 Real Men Don't Text
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File:Merch_Mann_Co_Work_Shirt.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=D0415 Mann Co Work Shirt]
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File:Mann Co Damn Hands 3g.png|Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Damn Hands
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File:Merch_Era_Hat.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=H0625 Mann Co New Era Hat]
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File:Mann Co Text 3g.png|Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Real Men Don't Text
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File:Mann Co Text.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=G2371 Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4 Real Men Don't Text]
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File:Merch MannCo Black.png|Mann Co. Decal Kit Black
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File:Mann Co Tagline.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=G2368 Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4 Tagline]
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File:Merch MannCo.png|Mann Co. Decal Kit White
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File:Mann Co Damn Hands 3g.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=G1259 Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Damn Hands]
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File:Merch Mann Co Sweatshirt.png|Mann Co. Hooded Sweatshirt
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File:Mann Co Text 3g.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=G1257 Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Real Men Don't Text]
 
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File:Mann Co Tagline 3g.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=G1255 Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G TagLine]
 
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File:Merch MannCo Black.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=STKT07 Mann Co. Decal Kit Black]
 
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File:Merch MannCo.png|[http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=STKT05 Mann Co. Decal Kit White]
 
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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*Mann Co. was first introduced into the ''Team Fortress'' [[Storyline|universe]] on May 15, 2009 when [http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day04_english.htm Spy Update day 4] was released on the [http://www.teamfortress.com/ Team Fortress 2 Blog].
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* Rick, the Adventure Sphere from ''Portal 2'' claims he has a black belt in [[:File:Hidden-Page Poopyjoe.png|Larate]].
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*According to ''[http://www.teamfortress.com/macupdate/comic/ A Visual History]'', ''[http://www.teamfortress.com/bidwells_big_plan/04.html Bidwell's Big Plan]'', and the [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/05/Manniversary_Update_-_6.jpg Manniversary Update & Sale catalog],  Mann Co. products tend to break down, catch on fire (although Saxton Hale claims that that's how he knows the products are working), and melt into people's skulls.
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* Mann Co. was added into the ''Team Fortress 2'' universe on May 15, 2009 when [[Sniper vs. Spy Update]] Day 4 was released on the [https://www.teamfortress.com/ Team Fortress 2] blog.
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* [http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Adventure_Sphere Rick, the Adventure Sphere] from ''Portal 2'' claims he has a black belt in Larate.
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* Mann Co. is described as "Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised." in [https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/apps/valve/Valve_NewEmployeeHandbook.pdf Valve's Handbook for New Employees].
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* "Mann Co." also has gone by the name of "Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co." and "Mann & Sons Munitions Concerns".
 
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
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*[[Administrator]]
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* [[Administrator]]
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*[[List of companies]]
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* [[List of companies]]
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* [[Mann Co. Supply Crate]]
  
 
== External links ==
 
== External links ==
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*[http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/enigmatical/ The Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. Quarterly Concern]
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* [https://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/enigmatical/ The Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. Quarterly Concern]
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*[http://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/populace/ Classless Update - Populace]
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* [https://www.teamfortress.com/classless/hidden/populace/ Classless Update - Populace]
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*[http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/poopyjoe.htm War! Update - Poopy Joe]
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* [https://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/poopyjoe.htm War! Update - Poopy Joe]
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*[http://www.teamfortress.com/mannconomy/ Mann-Conomy Update]
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* [https://www.teamfortress.com/mannconomy/ Mann-Conomy Update]
  
 
[[Category:Companies]]
 
[[Category:Companies]]

Latest revision as of 19:49, 17 June 2024

This article is about the fictional Badlands company, Mann Co.. For other uses, see Mann Co. Store and Mann-Conomy Update.
Mann Co.
Mann Co.
Information
Sphere of activity: Hat Manufacture,
Munitions,
Retail Sales,
Internet Commerce,
Shipping,
Comics
Locale: Badlands, New Mexico
Chief Executive Officer: Gray Mann (deceased)
Mann Co. Headquarters
“
If you aren't 100% satisfied with our product line, you can take it up with me!
— Saxton Hale
 ”

Mann Co., stylized as MANN CO., is a multinational division of TF Industries with headquarters in the Badlands, near Teufort, New Mexico. In the Badlands area alone, the company operates over 300 plants, office buildings, warehouses and outlet malls.

The company was originally incorporated in the United States as Mann & Sons Munitions Concern by the arms-dealer Zepheniah Mann, who co-managed the firm with his brother, Silas Mann. Upon his death in 1850, Zepheniah Mann bequeathed ownership of Mann Co. to close friend and hunter Barnabus Hale. The company was subsequently owned and operated by three generations of Hales.

The organization was recently re-branded as Gray Mann Co. by the most recent CEO, Gray Mann, previously the CEO of Gray Gravel. Mr. Mann was recently killed in his offices in Australia, believed murdered by a former employee of Builders League United.

Corporate succession has not been resolved. Gray Mann is survived by his daughter and immediate predecessor at Mann Co., Miss Olivia Mann. Additionally, Saxton Hale has expressed interest in returning to the position.

Profile

Befitting their motto, "We sell products and get in fights", Mann Co. is known for their weapons, munitions, and cosmetic lines. They have long published trade catalogs, including the early The Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. Quarterly Concern, a "compendium of broad swords, musket guns and doomsday weaponry for immediate sale", and the more recent Dapper Rogue, a catalog for the "gentleman scoundrel". The Administrator has been known to make use of the company for custom orders via her assistant Miss Pauling. In the Gravel War, Mann Co. was the sole supplier to Reliable Excavation Demolition and Builders League United. In the subsequent Robot War, Mann Co. opened sales of advanced technologies to the mercenaries.

Mann Co. products, at least those promoted to low-end markets (especially to employees), have a reputation for quality and safety issues. Products tend to break down, catch on fire (although Saxton Hale claimed that that's how he knows the products are working), and melt into people's skulls.

Mann Co. was also the subject of two Senate investigations, one in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut Poopy Joe's capsule during takeoff and the other in relation to teaching boys aged 6-16, among other things, moral turpitude, arson, vandalism, hippie assault, tax fraud, at-home laryngectomies, car theft, gorilla slaughter, and the Heimlich Maneuver (which had just been invented and was still considered controversial).

Mann Co. went "online" after Saxton Hale discovered the existence of the Internet when one of his employees, who was losing a fight against a gorilla during "Gorilla Wrestling Fridays", asked for his mother to be notified by email. Saxton Hale currently owns England due to the Internet venture. The Mann Co. Store was created as well – a way for customers to buy hats, weapons, bundles, and other miscellaneous items for real currency.

Executive History

Gray Mann, CEO (deceased)
Main articles: Loose Canon, Coal Town

Mann Co. was founded by Zepheniah Mann, who operated the firm with his brother, Silas Mann, until Zepheniah's death in 1850, passing ownership of the company to Barnabus Hale. A decade later, Barnabus acquired the Coal Mine and Munitions Factory from Zepheniah's sons Blutarch and Redmond Mann. Ownership of Mann Co. later passed to Barnabus' son, Billious Hale, who controlled the company through the first half of the 20th century. In 1922, Billious closed the historic Coal Mine and Munitions Factory and turned the company's operations toward the future of hat manufacture. The third Hale, Saxton, took the company into the 1960s, becoming the very public spokesman for the company's retail products.

Main article: Ring of Fired

In the second quarter of 1972, Saxton Hale suddenly appointed long-time associate Mr. Reddy to replace him as the CEO of Mann Co. with the understanding that Mr. Reddy would accommodate Miss Olivia Gray's pending Mann Co. Challenge for control of the company. However, under the advisement of Mr. Bidwell, with whom Mr. Saxton had previously attempted the same arrangement, Mr. Reddy declined the challenge. Under the terms of the challenge, Mr. Reddy thereby ceded control of Mann Co. to Miss Mann, who immediately transferred executive control of Mann Co. to her father, Gray Mann.

Main article: Old Wounds

Gray Mann's tenure at Mann Co. was too brief to determine his intentions for the firm. Gray Mann spent the third quarter of 1972 inspecting and auditing most divisions and holdings of the organization. He had recently returned to the headquarters of his robotics division of Gray Gravel in Australia, where he was murdered by a former BLU employee.

Main article: The Naked and the Dead

Subsequent to the vacancy of Mr. Mann, a consortium of older separated BLU employees attempted a hostile takeover of the Mann family concerns, with particular interest in the intellectual property regarding life extension technology. Their bid was countered and terminated by a coalition of interests seeking access to Australium; consisting of a group of laid off Mann Co. employees led by Miss Pauling, Saxton Hale, and a representative of zoo magnate Charles Darling.

Presently, corporate succession is unresolved.

Past Executives

Divisions

Mann Co.'s divisions include

*The "boutique" line is just regular Mann Co. products with fancy paint and exorbitant price tags applied in a backroom.

Products

This list contains some of the following notable products Mann Co. has released.

  • Mann Co. also has a number of items released under As Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co..
Image Product Notes
Ambassador Ambassador A secondary weapon used by the Spy.
Ap-Sap Ap-Sap A Sapper for the Spy that was given to Mann Co. from a lady in an abandoned science facility.
Boston Boom-Bringer Boston Boom-Bringer A strange, cosmetic future doo-dad for the Scout.
Buff Banner Buff Banner A secondary weapon for the Soldier.
Camera Beard Camera Beard Not only a cosmetic item for the Spy, but also a cleverly hidden recording tool.
Chargin' Targe Chargin' Targe A secondary weapon for the Demoman.
Cloak and Dagger Cloak and Dagger A watch for the Spy, which he ordered from the Mann Co. Catalog.
Spytaunt05.PNG Crab-Walking Kit An interesting kit which teaches the user the ways of the Spycrab.
Dead Ringer Dead Ringer A watch for the Spy, which he ordered from the Mann Co. Catalog.
Direct Hit Direct Hit A primary weapon for the Soldier.
Equalizer Equalizer A melee weapon for the Soldier.
Voodoo-Cursed Bag of Quicklime Quicklime "Not" for burying bodies.
Eyelander Eyelander A melee weapon for the Demoman.
Flame Thrower Flame Thrower Lighter A piece of the Pyro's primary weapon.
Force-A-Nature Force-A-Nature A primary weapon for the Scout.
Googly Gazer Googly Gazer A cosmetic robotic eye replacement for the Engineer.
Hat magazine.png Hat-Wearing Man magazine Where the highest members of society get their fashion tips.
Idea Tube Idea Tube Cosmetic item for the Engineer to remember ideas.
Jarate Jarate "The Jar-Based Karate!" A secondary weapon for the Sniper.
Loose Cannon Loose Cannon A primary weapon for the Demoman.
Macrofilm Suit.png Macrofilm Suit The Spy suit replacement that was never meant to be.
Mannco brand spanners.png Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide Brand Adjustable Spanners The only company the Engineer trusts with his buildings.
Mann Beer.png Mann Beer Popular beer brand that is very effective at intoxicating aliens.
Mann Co. Cap Mann Co. Cap A baseball cap for all classes.
Mann Co. Online Cap Mann Co. Online Cap An online baseball cap for all classes.
Community Strategy.png Mann Co. Paper for Making Plans (TM) Useful for making a Plan of Attack.
Mannshaveol 01.png Mannshaveol COOLED mint-flavored shaving cream.
No.1 choice of secret agents and smugglers.
Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates.png Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates Depicts tools that Poopy Joe would have used in Actual Space.
Portable Baccarat Detector.png Portable Baccarat Detector Helpful in design, but impossible to use in practice.
Private Eye Private Eye A detective hat for the Spy, Demoman, and Medic.
Razorback Razorback A Hand-Crafted Tribal Shield for the Sniper.
RO-BOT.png "Ro-bots" Don't worry, they are only used for Violence.
Sandman Sandman A melee weapon for the Scout.
Sandvich Sandvich Edible Device A secondary weapon for the Heavy.
Mailstorm large.jpg "Saxton Series" comics The Adventures of Saxton Hale.
Shortstop Shortstop A primary Pistol for the Scout, part of The Special Delivery item set.
Smissmas 2015 Festive Gift Smissmas 2015 Festive Gift A festive gift from Mann Co.
Ullapool Caber Ullapool Caber A melee weapon for the Demoman.

Related merchandise

  • Note: All products below are no longer available for purchase at the Valve Store.

Retired merchandise

  • Engineer Spanner T-Shirt

  • Mann Co Work Shirt

  • Mann Co. New Era Hat

  • Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 4 Real Men Don't Text

  • Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Damn Hands

  • Mann Co. Gelaskin iPhone 3G Real Men Don't Text

  • Mann Co. Decal Kit Black

  • Mann Co. Decal Kit White

  • Mann Co. Hooded Sweatshirt

Trivia

  • Rick, the Adventure Sphere from Portal 2 claims he has a black belt in Larate.
  • Mann Co. was added into the Team Fortress 2 universe on May 15, 2009 when Sniper vs. Spy Update Day 4 was released on the Team Fortress 2 blog.
  • Mann Co. is described as "Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised." in Valve's Handbook for New Employees.

See also

External links

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