User:GrampaSwood

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Talk page	Contributions	Steam

General info

Hi, I'm an 18-year-old Dutch translator on the wiki. I also did some images and in the process of making demonstrations. Both of these can be found on my To-Do page. I have been playing this game since 2013 and I still love it as much as I did in 2013. I joined the wiki on the 12th of April in 2018.

Pages under my domain

Projects Non-Main stuff: All of them? Stranges? Archive? Changing pages: test 2 ? Progress? 2 done To-do? One-off projects: Robot Parts? April Fool's 2020 Davy Jones voice lines? Davy Jones responses? Rick May's Memorial banner  Templates: Vote? Classimg? Classimg? Tr? Tr? Quick Fix overheal table? Quick Fix Overheal table

Other

The best vandalism edit my proudest edit Gekoloniseerd Mikado282 kills me on easter weekend and resurrects me, thus making me wiki Jesus The Great Migration™

Favourite voice lines

“ These fellas are gonna be Ohm-less if they don't put up more of a RESISTANCE! [Laughter] Oh, that's an engineering joke Click to listen — Dadgineer ” “ Fear me! Poop! Poop in your pumpkin pants! Click to listen — Merasmus ” “ You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up your arse! Click to listen — Demoman ” “ Go on and build more of your little guns! I'll shove every one of them up your arse Click to listen — Demoman ”

Wikichievements

Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Show Me Your War Face! Create a damn fine user page. VasyaTheWizard Wikichievement unlocked! Your userpage looks super hot. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason It's the Little Things... Provide a large amount of edits whose primary goals are to correct grammar, punctuation, etc. Goodjob Wikichievement unlocked! Minor correction. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Photo Bomb Continuously upload and add screenshots to articles. Gabrielwoj Wikichievement unlocked! Good job on your images so far, especially your First-Person Festivized ones. Please continuing doing so, who knows you'll get a second one after more contributions? Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Oilin' the Cogs Participate heavily in the Team Fortress Wiki community. Fiat Seicento Wikichievement unlocked! Giving me password and advice on some side. Also Random (crit)icizing me. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Videographer Create a video for the Weapon Demonstration project which gets added to the official YouTube channel. Thedop Wikichievement unlocked! Made a demonstration that went official. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Audiophile Contribute significantly to the files of the audio category. ThatHatGuy Wikichievement unlocked! For single-handedly creating the Davy Jones responses page, and the effort that went into extracting lines baked into the files of Cursed Cove, as well as detailing lines unused in-game, you've earned yourself a real pirate's treasure: two gold doubloons! I mean, uh -- the audiophile thing. Give me back my doubloons. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Frontier Notice Create new pages for recent contents and updates, keeping the Wiki up to date. Tark. Wikichievement unlocked! A lil bit earlier, but thank you for all your contributions on the new pages! Take your reward! Your eternal reward! Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Parlez-Vous Français? Provide help translating the Team Fortress Wiki to your language. VasyaTheWizard. Wikichievement unlocked! Dutch translation has been one of your main tasks here throughout time, I'm honestly not sure how/why you didn't have this one already. Thanks for helping more people understand the Wiki! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Credit to Team Collaborate with other users on a project. ThatHatGuy Wikichievement unlocked! For spearheading splitting the Robot Parts pages down to a singular article, with my help. You know what they say, cleanliness is next to managerliness. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Helping Hand Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination. Fokuskii Wikichievement unlocked! Thanks for helping me with Demonstration, editing and many many other tips.

Userboxes

This user participated in creating the 100,000th file on the Wiki! This user participated in creating the celebration image for 100,000 registered users! # This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor. This user is a Team Fortress Wiki translator! This user watches the Recent Changes log. This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits. This user hates overlinking. S This user is a Team Fortress Wiki staff member. This user likes to see this wiki turning green. This user page is 8,612 bytes large. As of 26 January, 2025, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 6 years, 9 months, 14 days (since 12 April, 2018). This user is civilian. This user edits the Wiki for science. You monster. This user keeps the TF2 Wiki free from spam and vandalism. This user makes sure that bots from outside the TF2 Wiki are not welcome here. This user is GrampaSwood. He owns the place. This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky! This user translates Team Fortress 2 to a language other than English. This user owns an Unusual hat. This user was killed by crockets. This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to his weapons. This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!” This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!” This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!” This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries. This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: Saturday, August 31, 2013 (6:04:02) GMT This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge. This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan. This user tends to fall to pieces. This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench. This user is often given the cold shoulder. This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2013 Update! This user witnessed the Two Cities Update! This user witnessed the Smissmas 2013 update! 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This user has completed 25 Tours of Duty, and still hopes to drop a Golden Frying Pan. This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here. This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat. This user owns the Mann Co. Cap. Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap? This user owns the Frying Pan. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head. This user owns the Stockbroker's Scarf. This user owns the Spiral Sallet. This user owns the Saxton Hale Mask. This user owns an Australium weapon! So shiny... This user owns a Genuine Righteous Bison. This user owns the Ghastlierest Gibus. This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask. This user owns the Heavy Mask. This user has attained the level of 20 on his World Traveler's Hat! This user is a Tank Buster Soldier. This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast! This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies! You got blood on my knife, mate! 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And, they can prove it! ‽ This user is a big fan of the interrobang in punctuation. This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry. This user owns a Wiki Cap. This user likes HD videos. This user contributed to the translations of Steam and Valve games. This user overuses user boxes. This user is a fan of Gabe. This user is NOT A MORON! This user received a comment from a Moderator on their talk page. This user is Dutch. Gotta love the tulips. This user dreams of making his own games. This user supports Steam as a content delivery system. This user is a Tank Buster Soldier. This user prefers Half-Life 1. This user likes Half-Life 2. This user enjoys Portal. This user is an active Portal 2 test subject. This user participates in the Perpetual Testing Initiative. This user owns The Orange Box. g This user plays Garry's Mod. This user has the "Valve Complete Pack". This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything. 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This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser. This user plays TF2 with a mouse. This user supports a TF Wiki dark mode! This user trails fire from his boots while whacking people with shovels. This user is afraid of red links. This user hates the new Flow system. This user has earned 37 of the 47 general achievements. That's 79%! This user has earned 5 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 63%! This user has earned 26 of the 28 Halloween achievements. That's 93%! This user has earned all of the 41 Scout achievements! This user has earned 41 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 95%! This user has earned all of the 40 Pyro achievements! This user has earned 41 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 93%! This user has earned all of the 38 Heavy achievements! This user has earned 37 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 97%! This user has earned 38 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 97%! This user has earned all of the 42 Sniper achievements! 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