萬聖節角色語音回應

語音回應是在玩家達成某種條件或觸發某事件時會自動說出的台詞，像是用主要或近戰武器殺死特定數量的敵人，或是玩家著火時。以下是萬聖節更新釋出的幾個角色/頭目連馬都沒有的無頭騎士、畸形魔眼、魔拉斯莫斯、死靈炸彈魔書和曼恩兩兄弟紅德蒙得和藍特哈克的全部語音回應。

2010萬聖節更新

連馬都沒有的無頭騎士

重生

(不祥的笑聲)

閒置笑聲

(邪惡的笑聲) (深沉的笑聲) (邪惡的笑聲2) (戲劇性的笑聲)

攻擊

(吵鬧的叫聲) (野性的叫聲) (快樂的叫聲) (深沉的叫聲) (短暫的叫聲) (細微的叫聲)

「咘！」嘲諷'

「咘！」

受到巨大傷害

（大叫聲） （大叫聲2） （大叫聲3）

死亡

(咽喉的呻吟聲和叫聲) (尖銳的叫聲) (戲劇性尖叫聲和死亡叫聲)

2011萬聖節更新

畸形魔眼

笑聲

（笑聲1） （笑聲2） （笑聲3） （低沉笑聲）

被擊暈

（不安的呻吟聲） （呻吟聲） （深沉的嘆息聲） （打嗝聲） （尖銳的叫聲） （咯咯聲） （尖叫聲） （深沉的呻吟聲）

憤怒

（大叫） （大叫2） （大叫3） （呼嚕聲）

傳送

(呼！)

受到巨大傷害

（吼叫聲）

死亡

（呻吟聲） （嘶聲）

2012萬聖節更新

魔拉斯莫斯

出現

「我在此！」 「我來了！」 「魔拉斯莫斯復活了！」 「膽小的白癡們！魔拉斯莫斯在此！」 「逃走吧白癡們！從魔拉斯莫斯逃離！」 「魔法師魔拉斯莫斯為了你們的靈魂而來了！」 （邪惡的笑聲1） （邪惡的笑聲2） （惡魔般的笑聲） 「火箭兵！永遠不要激怒一位魔法師！」 「歡迎來到你們的末日！」 「末日！你們全部人都完了！」 「享受這個萬聖節吧凡人，因為這將會是你最後一個能過的萬聖節！」 「魔拉斯莫斯於血之潮水上到達了！（輕聲）喔，火箭兵你好」

攻擊

用法杖攻擊

「啊—！」 「啊—！」 「啊！」 「哈！」 「我打！」 「啊哈哈！」 「啊啦！」 「Mortis Attagstah!」（咒語） 「Staffus Attackum!」（咒語） 「哈！」

遠程魔法

「你不能逃走！」 「逃走吧白癡們！」 「你們全部人都是白癡！」 「Hurlus bombinus！」（咒語） 「Mortis Longdistimus!」（咒語）

召喚炸彈

「死靈炸彈魔書！毀滅他們！」 「以死靈炸彈魔書之力！」 「死靈炸彈魔書!」 「被禁止的書！吾解封汝！」 「在死靈炸彈魔書之前畏缩吧！」 「Beebus Barrasbus Bombinomicon！」（咒語） 「死靈炸彈魔書！聽從我的呼喚！」 「感受一下讀書的...恐怖之處吧！」 「感受一下書本的...恐怖之處吧！」 「小心！」 「要爆炸了！」 「手榴彈！（笑聲）」 （瘋狂笑聲） 「炸彈！好多炸彈！」 「各位這是魔法！這是魔法！」 「很好！很好！簡直完美！」 「沒錯！逃跑吧，逃跑吧，懦夫們！」 （笑聲）「逃跑吧懦夫們！逃走吧！」 「這就對了！逃跑吧懦夫們！」 （邪惡的笑聲）「逃跑吧懦夫們！逃走吧！」 「當你們全部人都這麼驚恐的時候要怎樣打敗我呢？」 「恐懼在你的體內！」 「恐懼我吧！失禁吧，失禁在你的南瓜褲子裡！」

時間過去而沒有遇到受害者

（狂笑） （邪惡而愉快的笑聲）

咒語

「Basbus Brontu!」 「Bontu Barsoma!」 「Babmo Bibrundo!」 「Bravus Abimbus!」 「Barbo Cabarto!」 「Abo Alabasbas!」 「Lesbo Barrabus!」 「Barraparraf Brubus!」 「Binto Bartum!」 「Bemilus Bronte!」 「Mictor Ate!」

魔法回火

「王八...！」 「哼！」 「啊！」 「啊—！」

受到巨大傷害

「呃呃—！」 「啊啊—！」 「喔啊—！」 「唉啊—！」 「喔啊—！」

玩家用炸彈頭擊中魔拉斯莫斯

「不——！」 「不——！」 「啊啊——！」 「啊——！」 「喔這太諷刺了！」 「啊——！你依然是個白癡！」 「啊！」 「嗷！你也有份嗎，炸彈頭？」（原文為Et tu,headbomb，拉丁文） 「啊——！」 「啊啊啊啊—！」 「啊！後退！給我後退你們這堆白癡！」 「啊！魔法...不能用來...對抗炸彈！」 「喔喔喔喔—！我沒有想到這做法。」 「啊啊—！打的好！白癡。」 「啊！不，不要用那東西攻擊我！」 「唉啊！」 「不，這很痛！」 「啊！鬼魂痛楚！這比普通痛楚痛多了！」 「死靈炸彈魔書！你背叛了我！」 「啊啊！喔，猶大之書！」 「啊啊—！誰叫你這樣做的？」 「啊！」 「啊啊！太弱了！」 「白癡！你的炸彈只會使我更弱！（微弱的笑聲）太弱了！」

隱藏

偽裝成物件

「一定要躲起來和癒合。」 「一定要躲起來和癒合。」 「一定要躲起來和變得更強。」 「一定要躲起來，一定要癒合。」 「一定要躲起來，一定要癒合。」 「魔拉斯莫斯一定要躲起來」 「魔拉斯莫斯一定要躲起來」 「沒有力量了。一要要躲起來。」 「不！這還不可以結束！一定要躲起來。」 「白癡們！我會變得更強並回歸的！」 「白癡！你們不知道你們的對手可是隱藏大師嗎！」 「白癡們！感受一下我隱藏的恐怖之處吧！」 「你們殺不了我白癡們！因為我隱藏得太好了！」 「躲貓貓！遊戲開始了！好，然後我需要找一個隱藏地點。」 「是時候玩躲貓貓了...你的末日之時！」 「一定要躲起來和變得更強壯。」 「你擊破了我的魔法！但你能抵擋到隱藏的...暗黑力量嗎！？」 如果玩家用太長時間去尋找魔拉斯莫斯時的語音回應 「爆破兵！你想要回你的眼睛嗎？過來找我吧！」 （惡意的笑聲）「我隱藏的時間越長，我就越強大。」 「（輕快地說）我在癒合！」（黑暗的笑聲） 「哦哈哈哈，我正在用癒合魔法治愈自己。」 「哦哈哈哈，我正在用癒合魔法和阿司匹林治愈自己。」 （微弱的笑聲）「我隱藏的時間越長，我就越強大。」 「那群白癡！他們不知道我變得多強大和我講話...多大聲...」 「嘻嘻嘻！我變得更強大了！」 「嘻嘻嘻！我變得更強大了！」 「喔生命流回去到我的幽靈巫師血管裡去了！」 「喔躲起來能治癒我受傷了的鬼身體！這簡直是一個萬聖節奇跡！」 「如果你不快點找到我，我就可能會因為會變得太強而死的了！（笑聲）我是說真的！」 「白癡！一個巫師正在你的面前癒合自己！」 「快點找到我，否則我就會變得超級強大和完全健康了！（笑聲）隱藏是最好的！」 「喔我偽裝自己成這個南瓜能癒合太多了。喔不！我洩漏了我的位置！又或者我有洩漏嗎？這真是太多秘密了。」 「啊，穩藏...癒合...我或者永遠都不會出來。」 「我在躲藏，但躲在甚麼東西上？一個南瓜上？一塊磚頭！也許是一個無害的油桶？又或者是一塊磚頭？」 「如果你有種的話就來找我吧！」 「我在躲藏，但在哪呢？太神秘了！」 「恐怖的隱藏秘密...繼續！」 「你永遠都猜不到我的偽裝，因為實在太狡猾了！」 「來找我吧！...不！天氣變冷了！」 「來找我吧！...不！天氣變冷了...更冷...更冷...更冷！」 「你們這群白癡！你們永遠都找不到我！」 「白癡！你永遠都找不到我！」 「我在這奇怪領域的某個地方躲了起來。但在哪裡呢？哪裡呢？」 「我可能在哪呢？」 「嗯...最好的巫師可能在哪躲藏呢？」 （邪惡的笑聲） 「喔我不在那裡。」 「我在你的頭腦裡面！」 「靠近一點，你就會變得更暖了！」 「你很接近的了！喔，你真的很接近的了！還是你真的很接近？」 「你很接近的了！喔，你真的很接近的了！」 「嗯...我可能在哪呢？」 「魔拉斯莫斯可能會在哪呢？」

被找到

「好哇！」 「驚喜！」 「巫師驚喜！」 「魔法！」 「Emergis Exmortis!」（咒語） 「咘！」 「咘！」 「Bulazbo！」（咒語）

戰鬥結果

離開

「再見了...永遠的！」 「很好，我現在先走了。」 「很好，我現在先走了。」 「再見了，各位！」 「嘛，這次很好玩。我走了！」 「很好，各位再見了！」 「夠了！我走了。」 「啊—哈！太慢了！我走了！」 （邪惡的笑聲）「永遠的再見了！」 （邪惡的笑聲）「永遠的再見了！（輕聲）我們在家裡再見，火箭兵。」 「你們逗樂了魔拉斯莫斯，但現在我一定要去服侍一下其他奇怪的生意了。再見！」 （邪惡的笑聲） 「我祝你一句：再見了！」" 「再見了！萬聖節快樂，各位！」 「我把你留在...你的末日之中！」

被擊敗

「啊啊！不！」 「你贏了。不，等等，這是謊言！啊...」 「啊——！」 「啊——！」 「哦——！」 「唉——呀！我恨死你了，火箭兵！」 「你們聽不到魔法師魔拉斯莫斯的遺言！」 「我要死了，我要死了...火箭兵再見。」 「我要死了！火箭兵，你是最差的室友！」 「我要死了！我要詛咒這地方一百年！——不！一千！一千年——喔，我死了！」 「不——！」 「不——！」

命運之輪效果

轉動命運之輪

「輪子轉動了！」 「輪子轉動了！」 「我轉動命運之輪！」 「命運之輪轉動了！」 「你不能逃避命運之輪！」 「旋轉吧，輪子！旋轉吧！」 「旋轉這輪子，使你的命運成為定局吧！」 「沒錯，旋轉這輪子吧白癡們。看一看有甚麼恐懼為你而存吧。」 「準備去感受命運之輪的憤怒吧！」 「沒錯，轉動命運之輪吧！」 「你的命運...在你的手中！」 「命運之輪是一位變幻無常的女主人。」 「輪子轉動了！」 「（笑聲）你的命運在你的手中。」 「這輪子將會是你的禍根。」 「好...好！輪子！」 「好...好！命運！」 「輪子！拜托了輪子，魔拉斯莫斯需要你。」 「輪子！拜托了輪子，你欠我的。」 「輪子！拜托...在他們身上起火。」 「輪子！拜托...大頭卡片，拜托，大頭卡片」

大頭卡片

「大頭！」 「（笑聲）大頭命運！大頭命運！」 「我以大小來詛咒你的頭！」 「你不能逃避你大頭的恐怖！」 「超級大頭！」 「大頭瘟疫！」 「大頭！這種恐懼！這種恐懼！」

小頭卡片

「頭部縮小！」 「小頭！」 「很小、極小的頭！正如預言所說。」 「感受一下微微小小頭的微小怪異恐怖吧！」 「喜歡你的小頭嗎？感謝魔法吧！」 「微微小小的頭！」

超速卡片

「超級速度！」

跳舞卡片

「跳舞吧白癡們！」 「黑暗降臨了在這大地！跳舞時間己經變得觸手可及！」 「就算你為了保住你的性命而戰鬥，但你的身體已經開始變得緊張。僅僅凡人並不能抵抗魔拉斯莫斯的魔法！」 「跳吧！跳吧！跳舞吧！」 「跳舞瘟疫！」

詛咒卡片

流血效果 「流血！」 「血液放出！」 「就讓你的血流出去吧！」 「血之命運！」 「血之瘟疫！」 著火效果 「火焰風暴！」 「火焰！」 「火焰，好！現在你們全部人都起火了！」 「火焰！喔，這是其中一個好的效果！」 「燃燒吧白癡們，燃燒吧！」 「燃燒吧！」 「燃燒吧白癡們！」 「地獄之火！」 瓶手道之雨 「瓶手道！」 「瓶手道！沒有魔法是在魔拉斯莫斯之下的！」 「瓶手道！這正正就是你想的那樣東西！」 「廢物之雨！」 「瓶手道！魔拉斯莫斯因這個效果而...感到抱歉」 「瓶手道！魔拉斯莫斯...不為此而自豪。」 「瓶手道之雨！」 「瓶手道之雨！（輕聲）我因此而抱歉。」 「瓶手道！」 「瓶手道！分給所有人的瓶手道！」 「分給所有人的瓶手道！我真很，很對不起！」 召喚鬼魂 「鬼魂！」 「就讓這場出沒...開始吧！」 「起來吧，從你的墓裡起來吧！」 「鬼魂之疫！」

低重力卡片

「低重力！」 「重力得罪了我，所以我把它移除了！」 「重力得罪了我，所以我把它移除了！...大部分」 「重力！吾驅逐汝！」 「向你寶貴的重力告別吧！」

高跳卡片

「超級跳躍！」 「高跳！」

爆擊卡片

「這就是爆擊加成！」

無敵卡片

「你們是神了！（輕聲）...我不知道為甚麼我要放這卡在這輪子上...」 「你們是神了！魔法！這不是一種精密科學！ 「無敵！無—等等，等等，啥？」 「全部人都無敵了！喔哈哈哈哈！一群白癡！啊哈哈...哈哈...等等...」 「你們是神了！啊哈哈...享受你所有的虛假的信任吧。這將會是你的終結！」 「你們是神了！啊哈，這看起來可能是好事，但實際上這可是壞事。在時機成熟的時候。」 「你們是神了！我..是故意這樣做的。這將會變成壞事。你等著看吧。」 「你們是神了！等等，不不不不不！ 「ÜberCharge！」

死靈炸彈魔書

連接到玩家的頭上

「嘿，哥們！我會給你一個炸彈頭，衝過去那巫師那裡。」 「嘿，哥們！我會給你一個炸彈頭，衝過去那巫師那裡。」 「我會給你一個炸彈頭，衝過去那巫師那裡。噢天阿，就這樣做吧！」 「嘿，幫我炸掉那巫師，能嗎？ 「我們沒有很多時間，衝過去那巫師那裡，可以嗎？」 「嘿，你！拿著這個！向那巫師衝過去，可以嗎？可以。」 「嘿，我是一本炸彈書！這很不錯吧。 「你和我，哥們！我們要去炸掉那巫師。」 「嘿，這是你！沒錯，拿著這個吧。這是好東西。你會喜歡上這炸彈頭的。」 「嘿，這是我，死靈炸彈魔書！哦，天啊，這太棒了！」 「嘿，哥們，沒時間去解釋了！向那巫師衝過去！」 「爆！轟！向那巫師衝過去！」 「嘿，這是我，那本炸彈書！向那巫師衝過去！沒錯，就這樣做吧！」 「死靈炸彈魔書給了你一個炸彈頭。噢天阿，就這樣做吧！」 「嘿，這是我，死靈炸彈魔書！這太棒了！你的頭現在是一顆炸彈了！很好，祝你好運。」 「你的頭現在是一顆炸彈了！很好，祝你好運。」 「你的頭現在是一顆炸彈了！哦，這實在太棒了！很好，祝你好運。」 「你的頭不錯，現在是一個炸彈了！我真是太偉大了！」 「你的頭不錯，哥們。炸彈頭！這是好東西。」 「嘿，你有一個頭！棒極了！現在是一個炸彈頭了。」 「嘿！爆！炸彈頭！喔這真的太棒了，我先走了。」 「爆！炸彈頭！我先走了。」 「嘿，哥們！你看上來是那種能放一個炸彈在頭上的人。爆！轟！我先走了。」 「嘿，哥們！你看上來是那種能放一個炸彈在頭上的人。爆！轟！喔，這實在太棒了。」 「死靈炸彈魔書給了你一個炸彈頭。這就是我做的事。」 「死靈炸彈魔書給了你一個炸彈頭。嘿，這太棒了。」 「爆！轟！給你一個炸彈頭。你的頭看上來很好。再見了！」 「爆！轟！你會喜歡上這炸彈頭的！」 「爆！轟！給你一個炸彈頭。」 「爆—爆—炸！給你一個炸彈頭！（笑聲）喔，這太棒了。」 「哦，我恨那巫師。嘿！你應該去炸掉他。」 「哦，我恨那巫師！你應該去炸掉他。」 「那巫師！去炸掉他！再見了！」 「嘿，夥計！近來怎樣？你的頭是一顆炸彈了。很好，我們沒問題了。」 「嘿，夥計！近來怎樣？你的頭是一顆炸彈了。很好，我們沒問題了。」 「你的頭是一顆炸彈了！很好，好東西，好東西。」 「你的頭是一顆炸彈了！這將會是最棒的！」 「給你一個炸彈頭！這是我會做的事。」 「老兄，你有一個不錯的頭。現在變成了一個炸彈頭。」 「爆—爆—炸！你的頭——看上去真的很好看。」

被裝備

"Yeah, let's do this!" "Yeah, let's do it!" "Ey, guys!" "Yeah, sure!" "Sure, why not?" "Okay, let's do this!" "YES! This is the greatest!" "Oh-ho, this is is gonna be good!" "Hey, everybody! I'm the Bombinomicon!" "Oh boy, let's do this!" "Oh boy, let's do this!" "Yeah, let's do it!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Oh, this is gonna be the best!" "You got it!" "All right, stand back!" "Good stuff!" "Oh yeah! Get to throw some bombs!" "This is gonna be the best!" "This is gonna be the best!" "Hey, everybody!" "Have some bombs, guys!" "Yeah! Ha-ha!" "Yeah! Ha-ha!" "Here's a whole bunch of bomb stuff!"

進入骷髏島

"Hey, guys! Beat that wizard, huh? Good stuff, good stuff, buddy." "How do you like this island? Pretty nice, huh? Waterfront property. Yeah, it's mine. Well, it's a timeshare. It's good for romancing the ladies though, no? There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and--hey, it's pretty nice." "Well, you feel free to poke around, I guess. You know, looks like that's what you're doing anyway, right? [laughs] Feel free to steal everything that isn't nailed down. Hey, I'm a book! What do I need with it?"

得到骷髏島高帽

「啊，魔拉斯莫斯的骷髏帽。戴在你頭上真是超好看的。」 「啊，魔拉斯莫斯的骷髏帽！嘿，這真的很棒。」 「啊，魔拉斯莫斯的骷髏帽！選得好，哥們。選得非常好。」

Scream Fortress 2013

Redmond

Spells have spawned

"Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughs* "Gather spells while you can!" "Spells! Spells everywhere!" "Gather spells before they disappear!" "Grab the spells and cast them!" "Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!" "Spells!"

The Witching Hour begins

"The Witching Hour!" "It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!" "Yes, it's the Witching Hour!" "Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!" "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!" "It's midnight! Again!" "The Witching Hour! Again!" "It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!" "It's midnight again?" "It's midnight! ...Again!" "It's midnight..." *inhales* "Again!"

Hell Island bridge is open

"The bridge is down!" "The bridge, you fools! Get the good magic..." "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!" "The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..." "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!"

Enemies have spawned

"Zombies!" "Hell zombies!" "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" "Zombies, no! Wait... " *muttering* "Hold on, let me check... Oh god! Hell zombies!" "The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!" "Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- NO! That's bad!" "It's the Skeleton King!" "We've awoken the Skeleton King!"

Round Start

"This is Redmond Mann speaking from an unspecified location beyond the grave. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you to push my brother to hell!" "It is I, your employer, Redmond Mann, from beyond the grave. I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other. Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push that cart!" "This is Redmond Mann, and I've got one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" "This is your employer, and I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" "Listen up you reprobates. This is Redmond Mann. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" "Listen up you thugs. This is Redmond Mann speaking. And I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!"

Redmond nearing final checkpoint

"Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!"

Blutarch nearing final checkpoint

"Good gravel! You've almost done it!"

Payload Race lost

"No! Noooooooo!" "No! Noooooooooooo!" "I'm taking you to hell with me!" "Damn you Blutarch!" "Happy Hallowee-" *fades off* "Damn you Blutarch!" "Nooooooo-" *fades off* "No! Noooooo!"

Round lost

"No! Nooooo!" *boos*

Payload Race won

"I've done it!" "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" "Rot in hell, Blutarch! I win!" "Look at me now, father! I won!" "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" "After a hundred years, I am the last man standing!" "I won! Wait, where are you all going?" "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, go to hell!" *laughs*

Round won

"Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *victory theme*

Stalemate

"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*

BLU team in the lead

"Push!" "Puuuush!" "Keep pushing!" "Keep pushing the cart!" "Get to the cart!" "Don't leave the cart!" "Puuuush!" "Puuuuuuush!" "No, you stupid poor people!" "Blast! I should've hired the BLU team!" "We're losing!" "We're behind! Fight harder, you imbeciles!" "They're winning!" "Fight, you nincompoops! They're beating us!" "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" "Patswater! They're winning!" "Posspoddle, we're losing!" "Pissdumplings! They're beating us!" "Hogwater, we're losing!" "Boggarbottom! We're losing!" "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" "What am I paying you for? Push my brother to hell!" "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" "Why is my brother winning?" "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" "What the gravel am I paying you for?" "You unwashed reprobates! It's not gravel science!" "Damn you Blutarch!"

RED team in the lead

"Yes! Yes! Yes yes yes!" "Yes, that's it! Push!" "We're winning! Push!" "Good, good!" "Yes!" "Perfect!" "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch! I'm winning!" "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" "I'm winning! And you're losing, Blutarch! I will be the last man standing!" "How do you like those ghostly apples, Blutarch? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes, yes, yes yes yes..." "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? The Badlands are mine!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? I'm the best son!" "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Blutarch!" "Yes! I should've died years ago!" "Yes! All of my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way."

Blutarch

Spells have spawned

"Gather spells while you can!" "Spells! Get them before they disappear!" "Gather spells before they disappear!" "Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!" "Spells! Spells everywhere!" "Grab the spells and cast them!" "Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!"

The Witching Hour begins

"The Witching Hour!" "It's midnight!" "Yes! It's the Witching Hour!" "Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us." "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!" "It's midnight. Again!" "It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!" "It's happening again!" "It's happening again!" "It's midnight! Again!" "It's midnight again?" "It's midnight again!" "It's midnight! Again!" "It's midnight again!"

Hell Island bridge is open

"Cross the bridge!" "The bridge is down!" "The bridge, you fools!" "The bridge, you lackeys!" "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"

Enemies have spawned

"The hell is happening now?" "What's happening down there?" "What the gravel is happening down there?" "Aw, no! Zombies!" "Zombies!" "Hell zombies!" "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" "Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!" "Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!" "Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!" "Oh good, the Skeleton King's here." "It's the Skeleton King!" "Run! It's the Skeleton King!" "It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!" "The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!"

Round Start

"Listen up, you thugs. This is Blutarch Mann speaking. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you, from beyond the grave, to push my brother to hell! Until I tell you to stop!" "It is I, your employer, Blutarch Mann. From beyond the grave! I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other! Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push my brother to hell!" "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" "This is Blutarch Mann, with one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. Push! That! Cart!

Blutarch nearing final checkpoint

"Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" "No, you stupid poor people!" "Blast! I should've hired the RED team!" "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" "What the gravel am I paying you for?"

Redmond nearing final checkpoint

"Good gravel! You've almost done it!" "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" "I'm winning! And you're losing, Redmond! I will be the last man standing!" "How do you like those ghostly apples, Redmond? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes yes yes..." "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Redmond! I'm the best brother!" "Yes! All my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? The Badlands are mine!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? You're going to hell!"

Payload Race lost

"No! Noooooooo!" "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmond!" "Daaaaaaaaah!" "Well I tried." "I'm taking you to hell with me!" "You're all comin' with me!" "Noooooooo-" *fades off* "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *fades off*

Round lost

"No! Noooooooo!" *boos*

Payload Race won

"I've done it!" "Yes! Yes yes yes!" "Yes, yes yes yes! I did it!" "I won!" "Rot in hell, Redmond! I win!" "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" "I am the last man standing!" "Wait! Where are you all going?" "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, you all can go to hell!" *long laughter* *coughing* "Go to hell!" *laughing*

Round won

"Yes! Yes yes yes!" *victory theme*

Stalemate

"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*

RED team in the lead

"Push!" "Keep pushing the cart!" "Push the cart!" "Get to the cart!" "Don't leave my brother!" "Push my brother!" "Hell is that way! Push!" "Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class!" "Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet?" "All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! It's not gravel science." "Keep pushing!" "Puuuush!" "We're losing!" "We're behind!" "They're trouncing us!" "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" "Barnbiscuits, we're behind!" "We're losing!" "Hogwater, we're losing!" "Pissdumplings! They're winning!" "Posspuddle... We're losing!" "What am I paying you for?! Get my brother to hell!" "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" "Fight harder, you imbeciles!" "Fight, you nincompoops!" "Damn you Redmond!"

BLU team in the lead

"Yes! Yes yes yes yes!" "Yes, that's it! Push!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Good, good!" "Perfect!" "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? I'm winning!" "Yes! I should've died years ago!"

Unknown condition

"This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing* "It all makes perfect sense!" "What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!" "All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the exact same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense." "I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they will prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle* "I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing."

Mann Brothers

Arguing

(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" (Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" (Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* (Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, from heaven! While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* (Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) "Hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?" (Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "DO do it!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!" (Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "Do do it!" (Blutarch "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!" (Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" (Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" (Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!" (Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "You, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!" (Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I won't see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid I'll be the one not seeing you!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!" (Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" (Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" (Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" (Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" (Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I only feel it!" (Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother." (Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm sending you to hell!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm not! Sorry!" (Blutarch) Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it worth your while. Now knock knock" (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your brother Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "I'm trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!" (Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all your gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you dare, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!" (Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!" (Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!" (Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!" (Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!" (Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!"

Bombinomicon

Hell Island welcome

"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?" "Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death." "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death." "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." "Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?" "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here." "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death." "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell." "Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." "Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are? Hell! Yes, pretty good." "Guess what guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death." "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death" "Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." "Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts." "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death." "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." (laughs eagerly) "Fight to the death." "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell." "Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go." "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death."

Hell Island battle end

"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift." "Hey, you made it." "There he is. Here's some free crap." "Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free." "Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?" "Okay guys, first come first serve." "Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads." "Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it." "Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!" "Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go." "Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." (laughs) "Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!" "Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you." "Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving." "Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!" (whispering) "I love you guys." "Man, they're going to make you guys the Devil!" (laughs evilly) "Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys." "Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." (tearfully) "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts." "Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff." "Okay good, you're done! Man I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." (laughs jubilantly) "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go." "Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But we are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!" "Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" (chuckles) "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here."

Unknown Conditions

"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." "Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!" "Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper." "Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil." "Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea." "Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!" "Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" (laughs evilly) "I'm kidding." (whispers) "You guys are going to have go pretty soon." "Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome." "Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" (laughter) "I am cracking myself up down here." "Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good." "So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap." "One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts." "Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!" "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (laughs maliciously) "It's not me, we're in Hell." "Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff." "Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings!" "Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best." "You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pause* "Ah! I knew it!" *joyous laughter* "Hell is so great, you guys." "Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" (eager laughter) "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun." "So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later." "Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." "Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" (laughs maliciously) "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop." "Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" (laughter) "This was a test all along!" (more laughter) "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction."

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