Medieval Mode

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Medieval Mode is a game mode added to TF2 during the Australian Christmas event with the December 17, 2010 update.

Gameplay mechanics

• Players drop small medkits instead of weapons upon death.
• Using the Übersaw does not build the Medic's ÜberCharge meter.
• Generally, only non-ranged weapons and items or bows may be used.
• Snipers may set their arrows on fire and have them deal additional fire damage by touching the braziers positioned near the bases.
• Third-person mode can be enabled without sv_cheats by using the command tf_medieval_thirdperson 1.

Allowed weapons

See also: Category:Medieval weapons

• All Melee weapons.
• Scout: Bonk! Atomic Punch, Crit-a-Cola, and Mad Milk
• Soldier: Buff Banner and Battalion's Backup
• Demoman: Chargin' Targe
• Heavy: Sandvich, Dalokohs Bar, and Buffalo Steak Sandvich
• Medic: Crusader's Crossbow
• Sniper: Huntsman, Razorback, and Darwin's Danger Shield
• Spy: Disguise Kit, Invisibility Watch, Cloak and Dagger, Dead Ringer, and Enthusiast's Timepiece
• Any taunt kills associated with permitted weapons.

Maps

The Medieval Mode is currently only available by default on the map Degroot Keep. It can be enabled on any other map with the server variable tf_medieval set to 1.

	Map	File Name
100px	Degroot Keep	cp_degrootkeep

Strategy

Main article: Medieval Mode strategy

Chat parser

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This section is currently under construction and incomplete.

When playing on Medieval maps, an "auto-roleplay" Template:W modifies all text chat between players to look like Ye Olde English by randomly applying the following rules.

Word Replacement

Original Text	Replacement
it is it's	tis
it was	'twas
it would	'twould
it will	'twill
it were	'twere
shall not will not	shan't
over there	yonder
in the	i' the
thank you	many good thanks to you
	thankee
	kindly thanks to you
	grammercy to you
you u	thou
	thee
	ye
are	art
lol	lolleth
	lollery
killed beaten	slain
	vanquished
	brung low
	conquered
	fleeced
	humbled
	subjugated
	bested
	foiled
goodbye bye seeya goodnight	farewell
	fare thee well
	good morrow
	by your leave
	godspeed
	begone
	good day
	good day, sirrah
	good day, sire
	good day, master
	adieu
	cheerio
	pleasant journey
	I bid thee good day
	I bid thee farewell
yes	aye
	yea
	yea verily
no	nay
	nayeth
hello hi	good day
	well met
	well meteth
	tally ho
	ave
does	doeseth
	dost
	doth
kill gank	slay
	vanquish
	bring low
	conquer
	fleece
	humble
	subjugate
	best
	foil
your	thy
	thine
	thyne
my	mine
in	within

Punctuation

Original Text Replacement ! , verily! , verily I say! , verily I sayeth! , I say! , I sayeth! ! Huzzah! ! Hear Hear! ! What-ho! ! Ho! ! Fie! , indeed!

Original Text Replacement ? , I say? , I wonder? , wonder I? , what say thee? , what sayeth thee? , what say thou? , what sayeth thou? , I ponder? , I pondereth? , pray tell? , ho? , do tell?

Insults

Original Text	Replacement
idiot	<adjective>, <adjective> <noun>
fool
bastard

Adjectives
artless droning fawning warped paunchy puny spongy ruttish vain lumpish craven witless pustulent infested	ill-bred blind scurvy puny fetid vile gibbering mewling rank fawning moonish brutish malapert	curst lack-linen bottle-ailed lyingest embossed cheating crook-pated base-court hasty-witted two-faced pox-marked toad-brained errant	idle-headed quailing flap-mouthed puking fly-bitten surly tottering villainous rump-fed bootless churlish tickle-brained froward

Nouns
mongrel codpiece jackanape ape coxcomb harlot hussy strumpet cur clot fool	barnacle harpy wench churl pleb taffer scoundrel scalliwag mooncalf rapscallion doxy	bawd tosspot cupshot recreant fustalarion scullion rampallion knave barbermonger boil	plague-sore carbuncle whoreson clotpole lout gudgeon puttock skainsmate varlet bladder

Classes

Original Text Replacement Demoman swordsman scotsman drunkard swordmaster blademaster knight paladin blades for hire Engineer Engy craftsman smith smithy blacksmith artisan machinist ironsmith metalworker golem-maker golemist Heavy bouncer boxer brawler bruiser Medic priest cleric healer nursemaid bonesetter butcher medicine man witchdoctor leech apothecary wizard

Original Text Replacement Pyro pyromaniac maniac flamewielder firebrand fire mage fire magus Masked Salamander Scout lookout outrider spotter explorer patroller runner advance guard Soldier Solly champion mercenary shovelman warrior Sniper hunter ranger woodsman beastmaster australian archer bowman arrowman fletcher Spy cutpurse pickpocket vagabond blackguard hooligan pilferer backstabber thief haunt rogue rouge

Added to beginning of chat messages

Forsooth, I say, I sayeth, Forsooth, I say, Forsooth, say I, Forsooth, sayeth I, Hark! Harketh! By <god>, By the Will of <god adjective> <god>, By the <body part adjective> <body part> of the <god adjective> <god>, By <god adjective> <god>'s <body part adjective> <body part>, Avast, Zounds, Perchance, Pray tell, Prithee, What hey, What ho, Pray, Surely Pray pardon, Alas, In short, My Lord,

My Lady, By my faith, If it pleases you, I pray you, In truth, By my trowth, In sooth, By my word, S'wounds, Z'wounds, <god>'s wounds, <god>'s <body part>, Heigh-ho, Ah, Quoth I, Listen, Listen thee, Hear me, Now hear me, I warrant Come, Kind sire, Sire, There is much in what you say, and yet,

Gods
Odin Bob Zeus Hera Thor Crom Mad-poet Navarth Cugel Wotsit Baron Boddisey Poseidon Saint Mary Pallus Athena Loki Erlik Shoggoth Omm	Vishnu Azazoth Father Odin Allfather Odin Cthulhu Buddha Aphrodite Isis Kali Dionysus Zarathustra Croesus Hermes Venus Montezuma Popacatapetl	Hephaestus Bubastes Bacchus Nebuchadnezzar Assurbanipal Sargon Xerxes Mulwatallish Labarna Hammurabi Rameses Minos Tilgath-Pileser Vercingetorix Mithradites Pericles	Belasarius Archaemides Heraclius Imhotep Artemis Orthia Phoebe Hestia Eros Persephone Minerva Mercury Aesculapius Discordia Hecate Hespera

God adjectives
Almighty Unthinkable Unknowable All-knowing All-seeing Lecherous Scandalous Merciful Ravaging Thunderous	Wrathful Distant Vengeful Supreme Wise Warlike Jealous Vindictive Powerful	Adulterous Licentious Crafty Benefical Virtuous Protective Prophetic Bloodthirsty Murderous	Ruinous Militant Invisible Omnipotent Forgotten Enlightened Tempestuous Destructive Grim

Body parts
Beard Third Leg Scalp Eye Thigh	Arm Sword Heel Gaze Tongue	Hammer Toenail Nether Regions Liver	Lights Spleen Gall Liver and Lights

Body part adjectives
Unknowable Unescapable Unfathomable Unthinkable Righteous Hairy Hairless Wandering Blistered Awe-inspiring Toothy Ravaged Aged Endless Wondrous Unavoidable Pestilent	Forgotten Beautiful Fertile Prophetic Musical Helpful Virginal Curative Bleak Incessant Sagely Unfashionable Unfaltering Unfamiliar Abysmal Boundless Eternal	Immeasurable Infinite Unending Soundless Incomprehensible Inexplicable Profound unintelligible Unbelievable Impenetrable Indecipherable Esoteric Enigmatic Ancient Venerable Baneful	Contagious Corrupting Deadly Deleterious Evil Noxious Diseased Pernicious Pestiferous Pestilential Tainted Contaminated Pulchritudinous Odoriferous Misbegotten Sacriligious

Added to end of chat messages

• Anon!
• Hum.
• Good sir!
• Good sire!
• Milady!
• My Liege!
• Guvnor!

Notes

• Server operators can disable this behavior by setting tf_medieval_autorp to 0.
• Text beginning with '!' or '/' is ignored, so that SourceMod commands aren't modified.
• The rules for chat modification are defined in File:Autorp.txt (direct link).
• Unlike most of the text in Team Fortress 2, the chat parser has not been translated into languages other than English.

Previous changes

December 22, 2010 Patch

• Medieval Mode's auto-roleplay now ignores text beginning with '!' or '/' (so SourceMod commands aren't modified).