User:Jestie

payn.
Basic information
Type:	doopid idot
Gender:	Male
Birth place:	Fiji! I live in Australia currently, though.
Native language:	English i speak a lil' Fijian tho
Age:	14
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes:	Medic and Spy! They hurt to play, dear god.
Favorite maps:	Frontier, Upward, Kong King, and Badwater Basin! yes i play the maps everyone else plays theres a REASON everyone does >:(
Favorite weapons:	Strange and Community! i love showing people how much i suck at medic
Contact information
Steam page:	[1]

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Ah! What the bloody hell just happened? Click to listen — payn. when he gets sent into the shadow realm by a crocket with 100% uber

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General Info:

Hey! I'm rather new to the wiki, so I apologise if I mess up or make some bad edits here n' there. I'd love advice, so if you have any please give me some on my talk page!
every goddamn time i play tf2 people keep making jokes about me being in "payn" please shut up only i can make those jokes

Likes N' Dislikes:

I love TF2 (obviously), rhythm games, and savoury foods. I also might be masochistic because I main the 2 most paynful (see what I did there?) classes to main, Medic and Spy, and somehow have fun. I have started to play Scout, he's pretty damn fun. I dislike cheaters, bots, toxic idiots blahblahblah literally no one cares why tf did you put this here-

My Main History!

• I'm a Medic Main(mostly)!About 400+ hours on Medic, and counting....
  My preferred loadout with this German psychopath is the Crusader's Crossbow (Festive variant), Stock Medi Gun, and the Ubersaw. yes I'm a meta slave pls dont bulli me :(
• Former Pyro main! Freaking 500+ on that nerd. My preferred loadout with that schizophrenic freak is the Stock Flamethrower, Detonator, and Powerjack. Y'know, the cool one thats OP asf with Ubercharge.
  Don't play him much anymore because 500+ hours of W+M1 gets boring after a while.
• Still a Spy main, just decided Medic was more fun, and play Medic more nowadays...
  Preferred loadout with this sneaky frenchman is the Stock L'etranger, Big Earner, and the Dead Ringer.
  I am a speedy boi, and never freaking die, hehehe
• Former Demo main! I mained him for like a month then switched lmfao-
  My preferred loadout with this Black Scottish Cyclops drunkard is the Iron Bomber, Stickybomb Launcher, and the bottl. I like the bottl :)
• Former Heavy main! Same story as Demo.
  My preferred loadout with this not very teeny man is the Tomislav, Sandvich, and the GRU.
  Tommy Gruvich Enjoyer people, Tommy Gruvich.
• Former Soldier main! Same story as Heavy, and Demo, again.
  My preferred loadout with this very patriotic and violent man is the Original or Direct Hit, Panic Attack or Battalion's Backup, and the Disciplinary Action. i hate the fact crockets exist tbh...
• Former Engineer main???? what is my main history this is mind boggling.
  My preferred loadout with this Texan boi when I'm normal defensive Engineer is the Rescue Ranger, Wrangler, and Jag. Yes, I'm a basic boi.
  When I wanna do things Texas Style(TM), I use the Frontier Justice, Pistol, and the Gunslinger. i cant aim tho so i dont really play offensineer lmao
• Semi Scout main??? I only really play him on things that don't have any real objective, like Hightower or 2Fort.
  My preferred loadout with the Boston boi with French genes in him ew is the Soda Popper, Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol and the Atomiser! mobility gaeming

Quick Thank You's:
Akolyth for the inspiration of this user page!
GrampaSwood for being cool and giving me advice for when i mess up, haha.

User Boxes!

This user likes to see this wiki turning green.	This user. Like. To edit. This wiki. Is all you need to know.	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”
This user loves to rename his items.	This user has spent 1600+ hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user really loves to craft things in Team Fortress 2!
This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.	This user wants a Wiki Cap.
This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	This user leaves summaries with his edits most of the time.
This user is afraid of red links.	As of 1 November, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 1 year, 3 months, 17 days (since 15 July, 2023).	This user HATES Spies.
This user is civilian.	This User Page Is Garbage!	This user likes to "edit" teammates.
This user makes two edits and checks for reverts in the morning.	This user is a MeeM.	This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.
This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to his weapons.	This user loves when their shots are random crits, but hates being killed by them.	This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries.
This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”	This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”	This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”
This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan.	This user witnessed the Summer 2023 update!	This user just wants to witness an update.
This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 30 frames per second.	This user is a Saharan Spy.	Saw-ry!
This user owns a Strange Medi Gun. Rank: Positively Inhumane Kills: 889	This user owns a Strange Ubersaw. Rank: Notably Dangerous Kills: 147