jestie's little corner of stupidity

greetings, silly billy.

behold, the holy birb.

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greetings
hello
my name is "jestie", i'm generally a lurker on this wiki
i am a proud member of the fabulous figures, the 5th introduced to the group :)
you'll usually be seeing me making small edits that will:
- fix grammatical errors
- fix funny spelling mistakes
- make certain articles clearer
- add new redirects
i occasionally make the larger edit
one example of my work is the community projectile shield strategy page.
don't be afraid to say hi if you ever see me around
error 503 backend fetch failed is my number one enemy
check out my strawpage too btw

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about myself
i don't play many games lol, i only really play tf2, deltarune, and roblox item asylum / undertale battle place: reborn
i tend to hyper obsess over certain games for a while then drop them
however, those 4 are the only ones that have really stuck with me
i'm kinda clumsy so i apologise if i do smth dumb
in tf2, i enjoy using the beggars bazooka , gunboats , and market gardener with soldier
pyro also has the dragon's fury and flare gun which are pretty cool beans too
i am a meta slave with medic but i like using the quick-fix for when i feel like being a healing powerhouse

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mmy wiki stuff and contacts
click on the image next to this to check out my contributions to this wiki ⇒
click on the image next to this to access my talk page for wiki related stuffs ⇒
click on the image next to this to access my comments page for more silly talk ⇒
my steam can be found here, gimme your nametags ⇒
my discord is jestrino, shoot me a friend request if you want to talk

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i have a couple friends on this wiki
slimyboi500, a very cool guy
akolyth, one of my earliest friends on the wiki
grampaswood, a chill guy that helps me do better in wiki stuffs
jupitersphere, a cool friend of mine that's pretty gamer
mediarch, a friend who gave me an ominous warning for accidentally removing my bird from my user page (see my comments section)
tark, an awesome guy who gave me cool css powers and is just evil in general

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hhave some cool stuff under here to distract you from how mediocre me and this userpage are

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[hide]mmy loadouts

•  Scout
•  Soldier
•  Pyro
•  Demoman
•  Heavy
•  Engineer
•  Medic
•  Sniper
•  Spy

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userboxes

team fortress 2 wiki This user. Like. To edit. This wiki. Is all you need to know. This user watches the Recent Changes log. This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor. This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness. This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap. This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits. This user leaves summaries with his edits most of the time. This user is afraid of red links. This user likes to "edit" teammates. This User Page Is Garbage! This user likes to see this wiki turning green. As of 23 November, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 1 year, 5 months, 0 days (since 23 June, 2023). This user has earned a Wikichievement! This user has earned a Slimycheivment! team fortress 2 gaming This user is credit to team?... “Nope” This user loves to rename his items. This user has spent 2700+ hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2! This user really loves to craft things in Team Fortress 2! This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking. This user owns an Unusual hat. This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky! This user HATES Spies. This user is civilian. This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: May 6 2022 This user likes to push it. P-push it real good. This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to his weapons. This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!” This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!” This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.” This user knows how to make a grilled cheese. This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan. This user witnessed the Summer 2023 update! This user just wants to witness an update. This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 30 frames per second. This user is a Saharan Spy. Saw-ry! This user is an employee of RED. This user owns a Strange Concheror. Rank: Gore-Spattered Kills: 390 This user owns a Strange Market Gardener. Rank: Mildly Menacing Kills: 40 This user owns a Strange Beggar's Bazooka. Rank: Epic Kills: 6912 This user believes in Beggar's Bazooka supremacy. miscellaneous This user is Fijian, Bula! This user drinks far too much Pepsi. This user drinks far too much milk. This user drinks far too much Pilk. This user builds public Userboxes for anyone's use.

my wwikichievements...

wikichievement awarded by reason show me your war face! create a damn fine user page. jupitersphere wikichievement unlocked! that is one sweet ride! however, i will be back for 100,000 bars of australium, for you have taken from me! for australia! wikichievement awarded by reason he is risen! return to the Wiki and contribute actively after a longer hiatus. slimyboi500 wikichievement unlocked! glad to have you back buddy

whaddya mean these aren't wikichievements

slimychievement date notes i know everything! complete slimy's ultimate tf2 quiz. february 6th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked! noice slimychievement date notes the mann of honor do you like slimy's edits? no? then you will NOT earn this slimychievement! february 7th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked! bolt boy new redirect slimychievement date notes happy birthday, slimy! celebrate slimy's birthday! february 19th, 2024 slimychievement unlocked! you may be wondering how i’m still using the internet.

to do

make sure all languages have 3d views and translations, currently working through Pyro.

look at the schizophrenic people talk (my comments)

Decided to take a page out of Slimy's book, since I thought his idea with comments was cool. Use this for funny things you wanna send me, use my talk page for complaints, editing related stuff, and Wikichievements (I will never get one) — payn. Talk Contribs 03:10, 30 April 2024 (UTC) hmmm funni sextion. Slimyboi500 Talk Contribs Steam 16:38, 21 February 2024 (UTC) SEX?????? Payn (talk) 22:35, 23 February 2024 (UTC) Nein. ----Slimyboi500 Talk Contribs Steam 22:51, 23 February 2024 (UTC) aw man. Payn (talk) 11:05, 25 February 2024 (UTC) Bird Crime You have a committed a class 7 bird crime by removing your bird from your user page. Please restore your bird to it's former glory as soon as possible. Mediarch ♥ Talk ♥ My Edits 01:10, 29 April 2024 (UTC)   Jh34ghu43gu (talk) 01:11, 29 April 2024 (UTC) UNDERSTOOD Payn (talk) 01:12, 29 April 2024 (UTC) Am I in danger for having exactly zero birds on my user page? ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 01:39, 29 April 2024 (UTC) Am I too? -- Talk Contribs Steam 01:42, 29 April 2024 (UTC) You are always in danger, Slimy. Forever and always. ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 01:43, 29 April 2024 (UTC) TF does that mean? -- Talk Contribs Steam 01:45, 29 April 2024 (UTC) Be scared, Slimy. We are watching. Payn (talk) 02:53, 29 April 2024 (UTC) Oh, I am not scared of you, you should be scared of me. I am ready. -- Talk Contribs Steam 02:55, 29 April 2024 (UTC) ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘Best square up bucko, I WILL spray 3 rockets in your face, then humiliate you with a Market Garden. Don't test me. Payn (talk) 03:22, 29 April 2024 (UTC) My sincerest reaction to that information: Comma key + Number 4 key + Number 3 key + Left mouse button ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 04:01, 30 April 2024 (UTC) Discord Hello, I added you on Discord. You cannot escape the silliness. ♡ JupiterSphere ♡ ( ◡‿◡ *) ⊱✿⊰ Talk To Me! ⊱✿⊰ 12:05, 6 June 2024 (UTC)