Administrator responses

Administrator responses are contextually triggered lines that play after something important happens in a match, for instance when the Intelligence has been picked up or how many seconds of the game there are left. All of her lines can be heard below.

General responses

Setup time

"Prepare to attack the enemy's control points!" (Gravel Pit and Steel Only) "Prepare to capture all control points." (Coldfront Only) "Mission begins in sixty seconds." "Mission begins in thirty seconds." "Mission begins in ten seconds." "Five." "Four." "Three." "Two." "One."

Match ending

"Attention! Five minutes left in the mission, five minutes left in the mission." "Attention! Two minutes left in the mission, two minutes left in the mission." (Coldfront only) "Mission ends in sixty seconds." "Mission ends in thirty seconds." "Mission ends in ten seconds." "Five!" "Four!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!"

Time added

"Time has been added." "The enemy has received additional time." "Additional time has been awarded." "Congratulations. We have been awarded additional time." "Success. We have been awarded additional time."

Match win

"Victory."

Match loss

"You've failed!"

Sudden Death

"You've failed. Prepare for sudden death!" (outcry of disapproval)

Stalemate

"You've failed. Stalemate." (outcry of disapproval)

Overtime

"Overtime." "Overtime!" "Overtime..." "Overtime."

Control Point Mode responses

Control Point being captured, Player defending

"Alert! Our control point is being captured." "Alert! The control point is being contested." "Alert! The control point is being captured." "Defend our control point!" "Defend our control points!"

Final Control Point being captured, Player defending

"Alert! Our last control point is being captured." "Alert! The final control point is being contested."

King of the Hill Mode responses

Control point captured

"We have captured the control point!" "We have secured the control point!"

Control point lost

"We have lost the control point!"

Payload Mode responses

Match start

"Get to the cart!" "To the cart!" "Defend our cart!"

Payload nearing checkpoint, Player attacking

"The bomb is nearing a checkpoint." "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!" "The payload is nearing a checkpoint." "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!" (excitedly)

Payload nearing checkpoint, Player defending

"The payload is nearing a checkpoint." "The payload is nearing a checkpoint!" "The cart is nearing a checkpoint." "The cart is nearing a checkpoint!" "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint." "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!"

Payload nearing final checkpoint, Player attacking

"The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!" "The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!" "The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" "The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" "The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!" (Maniacal Laughter)

Payload nearing final checkpoint, Player defending

"The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" "The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!" "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!"

Capture the Flag Mode responses

Intelligence captured by enemy

"You've failed. The enemy has captured our intelligence." "You've failed. The enemy has secured our intelligence."

Intelligence dropped by enemy

"The enemy has dropped our intelligence." "The enemy has dropped our intelligence." The Announcer has a third line for the enemy dropping the intelligence, but is missing.

Intelligence returned to allied base

"Our intelligence has returned to our base." "Our intelligence has returned to our base." "Our intelligence has returned to our base."

Intelligence returned to enemy base

"The enemy intelligence was returned to their base."

Intelligence taken by enemy

"Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!" "Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!" "Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!" "Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence."

Intelligence taken by ally/player

"We have taken the enemy intelligence."

Intelligence captured by ally/player

"Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence."

Intelligence dropped by ally/player

"We have dropped the enemy intelligence!" "We have dropped the enemy intelligence."

Arena Mode responses

Match start

"Time to fight!" "Fight!" "Begin!" "Fight to the death!" "Let the games begin!"

Team scramble

"Let's even this out. Team scramble!" "Commence team scramble, now." "Teams are being scrambled."

Control point available

"Control point enabled." "The point is now available for capture." "Control point enabled, get going!" "Control point enabled, move!"

First Blood

"First blood." "First blood!" "First blood, finally!" (This occurs when there is a long period between the round start and first blood.) "First blood!!" "First blood." "First Blood! That was fast!" (This occurs when first blood occurs very quickly after the round begins.)

Flawless defeat

"Flawless defeat!" "Humiliating defeat!" "You didn't kill any of them!" "Next time try killing one of them."

Flawless victory

"Flawless victory!" "Flawless victory, you did well! Finally." "Flawless victory, now do it again!"

WAR! Update responses

Soldier/Demoman setup time

"Friendship ends in ten seconds." "Friendship ends in thirty seconds." "Betrayal will not be tolerated." "You cannot hide anything from us, mercenaries. And now you will pay the price." "All you ever do is disappoint and betray me. Cheating. Stealing. Friend-Making!" "It's not too late to repent, kill your friend now and end this. Listen to your conscience!" "It's me or him, and I pay your salary. Make your choice!" "Alert! A friendship has been detected, and will be eliminated." "Warning! A friendship has been detected!" "How could you betray me?!" "Friendships are in direct contravention of mercenary conduct as delineated in your contracts, and on a personal note: I am very, very, disappointed with you." "I won't single any one of you out. I will just say that some of you have betrayed the trust of your employers...and because of that you must die. The rest of you are *cough* satisfactory."

Match loss

"You have failed me... with your friendships." "You have betrayed my trust! You have betrayed everyone!"

Match win

"Success! Despite your friendships." "Success! No thanks to the 'best friends' among you."

War contribution kill

"Yes, good." "Yes, good!" "Yes, yes! More! "Yes, yes that's good!" "Yes! Do it! Good!" "Yes, that's it!" "Kill him, slaughter him like a dog!" "Dominate him! Crush his bones to powder!" "Kill him again, and again and AGAIN!" "Good, good! Never forget, you work for me." "He is your enemy. Never forget that again!" "You are not his friend. You are a killer!" "Yes! Good!" "Yes, more!" "Yes! Good!"

Engineer Update responses

Golden Wrench found

"Success!"

Golden Wrench destroyed

"Failure."

Doomsday responses

Preparing to capture the Suitcase

"Prepare to capture the Australium." "Prepare to capture the Suitcase!" "Prepare to capture the Device." "The Australium will be available for pickup in fourty-five seconds." "The Australium will be available for pickup in three, two, one."

Match Start

"Gentlemen, today we launch a monkey into space." "Gentlemen, let's launch that monkey." "Operation Monkeynaut is go!" "Gentlemen, find that Australium and today we make history!" "Gentlemen, with our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!" "America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co. has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!"

Suitcase spawn

"The Australium is ready for pickup. Go!" "The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!" "The device is ready for pickup. Go!"

Suitcase respawn

"The Australium has returned to the drop site." "The suitcase has returned to the drop site." "The device has returned to the drop site."

Rocket Launch

"Excellent! We have launched the rocket! We've--" "Go, Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens, soar--" "Go, Poopy Joe, soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas--" "Yes, blow your little trumpet, Poopy Joe. For y--" "Monkeynaut 1 is go! We've done it, we've--" "Ooh, that poor monkey.." "One small step for one small monkey. One giant lea--"

Rocket Crash

"Oh no." "Oh, no. Gentlemen, this never happened." (gasp) "Oh no. Poopy Joe, taken too soon."

Unused responses

Match start

"Mission begins in twenty seconds." "The mission has commenced." "The round has started." "The round has commenced." "The mission has started."

Match ending

"Mission ends in twenty seconds!" "Nine!" "Eight!" "Seven!" "Six!"

Match win

"We have succeeded."

Stalemate

"Stalemate."

Control Point Mode responses

"Alert! The center control point is being captured!" "Alert! The center control point is being contested!" "Prepare to defend our control points." "Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point." "Success! We have captured the enemy's last control point." "Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point." "Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point." "We have captured the center control point!" "We have lost the center control point!"

Intelligence responses

"Prepare to capture the enemy's intelligence." "You must defend our intelligence." "You must defend our intelligence." "Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence."

Failure responses

"Do not fail me again." "Do not fail this time." "You must not fail me again." "You must not fail this time." "You failed."

Alert responses

"Alert!" "Attention." "Security alert!" "Security warning!" "Warning!" "Stop the courier." (Courier) "Secure!"

Unused Arena Mode responses

Match starting

"Start fighting, now!"

Control point open

"Get to the control point." "Get to the control points." "Seize the control point." "Seize the control points."

Kill streak

"Yes, yes, YES!" "Well done!" "Amazing!" "You're a maniac!" "You're a crazed killer!" "Good job. Let's see some more." "Yeeeeessss!" "Yes!" "Oh, I love this." "Crazed killer!" "Maniac!"

Last man standing

"Your friends are all dead. Good luck." "You are the last one alive." "It's all up to you now." "Your team is dead. Good luck."

Last man standing when enemy team wins by capture

"Coward!" "You were always a disappointment." "You're an embarassment." "You disgust me."