Teufort (ville)

Cet article concerne la ville de Teufort. Pour la carte du jeu, voir 2Fort. Pour d'autres utilisations, voir : Teufort.

Teufort, Nouveau-Mexique
Place de la ville de Teufort
Information
Pays : États-Unis État : Nouveau-Mexique Population : 1280 (1968)

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Ceci est une ville entière d'idiots empoisonnés au plomb. — Miss Pauling sur les habitants de Teufort

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Teufort (also referred to as "America's Gravel Basket", "The City That Never Seeps", "The Big Gravel", and "Manhattan of the Badlands") is a fictional town, located in the northeast Badlands region in the American Southwest. The town adjoins the facility of 2Fort, which has been leaking chemicals into the city's water supply for generations.

Several historic events, including those related to the Gravel Wars, take place in the environs and institutions of the community, such as the trials and attempted hangings of the Scout and Spy.

The town contains a large landfill at its center, blocking multiple businesses, a Government owned Casino, which is used as a school, and a Federal pedophile sanctuary, which was formerly a retirement home.

Histoire

According to local publication, the settlement, originally named "Hugginsville", was founded in 1847 by Claude Huggins, lone survivor of a bear attack, who went on to settle the town directly on top of his wife's skeleton. Later that year, a wandering pack of teenage bullies forced Huggins to rename the town to "Two Farts", after which he was too afraid to restore its name, and renamed the town to "Teufort" instead.

During December some time between 1968 and 1971, a Mall Santa Training facility was blown up in the surrounding area. Two suspects (the BLU team Scout and Spy) were apprehended for the crime, who later incriminated their lawyer (the Soldier) as a conspirator. The three were sentenced to community service in the Teufort mall, which was subsequently attacked by Smissmas holiday mascot Old Nick, who they murdered with the help of a local boy.

For a period of unknown length before 1972, the residents of Teufort had been led to believe the mercenaries were responsible for all of the towns civic errors. It was later revealed it had all had been the mayor's doings, in his ignorance using alegal methods in running the town, judging unconstitutional trials, and executing criminals.

Géographie

Teufort is situated within the northeast Badlands region of New Mexico.

Démographie

Population: 1280

Économie

Teufort is located in a fertile agricultural area within the Badlands.

The community boasts an incredibly active economy given its small population. Major commercial enterprises include the modern Teufort Mall and a large bank.

Points d'intérêt

• The Alamo, which was rented and moved there by the Mann brothers.
• Town Square City Dump, commemorating "A Proud Legacy of Hiding".
• The "Tom Jones Museum", run by the Scout
• Merasmus's Ancient Sumerian Carnival
• Poopy Joe Memorial

Médias

Several local and area publications are essential in communicating local events and promoting businesses and products.

Local Newspapers

• The Teufort Bystander
• The Teufort Reader
• The Teufort Times

Area Newspapers

• The Badwater Basin Bugle Herald-Tribune
• The Gravel Pit Gazette
• The Gravel Street Journal

Gouvernement

• Mayor Mike (1972)
• The Judge
• Teufort Police Department
• Teufort Department of Corrections
• Park Ranger Service

Éducation

• Elementary School (later rezoned into a parking lot).
• Public Library (location of the world's largest continuously burning book fire).

Problèmes environnementaux

• The city's reputation for improper environmental control has earned it the monikers "Home of the Eternal Sewage Flame" and "The City That Never Seeps".
• The facilities at 2Fort have contaminated the Teufort water supply with lead for over a generation.
• The John Doe Raccoon Sanctuary is currently housing every raccoon in the greater Badlands area.

Transport

• Teufort is served by the Northern Express Railroad.
• Passenger jet service is available at the city's airport.

Personnes notables

• The Mysterious Teufort Arsonist. Teufort seems to have the world's most pro-active arsonist, starting fires in barns just about every night. This is not aided by the fact that Teufort does not actually have a fire department.^{[citation nécessaire]}
• Little Jack, child hero and murderer of Old Nick.
• Merasmus, Scottish immigrant magician and entrepreneur, local enterprises included the local Renaissance Festival and Haunted Theme Park. He is suspected of involvement with organized crime and was incarcerated for the murder of Tom Jones.

Anecdotes

• Miss Pauling went on her vacation in Teufort during the Mise à jour Tough Break and sent the team several postcards.
• Northwest of Santa Fe, a conjectured location of Teufort, is a historic farmstead and sprawling subdivision of Santa Fe named "Las Dos", literally translated "The Two".

Voir aussi

• 2Fort
• Région de Badlands
• Bandes dessinées
• Histoire