社区通报员

注：本条目中展示的社区通报员译名目前是非官方的，请注意甄别。

社区通报员（Community announcers）是指在游戏中担当通报员的某些非玩家角色，它们均不是由Valve官方创建的。

Watergate 通报员

该角色是地图Watergate的通报员。

注：以下许多语音回应的文件带有“temp”前缀，它们应用了语音合成技术。。

准备阶段

未使用：介绍语 "Collect beer and deposit it into the UFO beam to score points!" 收集啤酒并把它们提交到UFO光束中来获得分数！ UFO 来袭 "[Administrator] Alert! We're under attack!" [管理员] 警告！我们遭到袭击！

敌方正在提交啤酒

"The enemy is in the beam!" 敌方在光束中！

我方正在提交啤酒

"We are in the beam!" 我方在光束中！

未使用：敌方即将获胜

"They almost made the UFO totally drunk!" 敌方即将把UFO灌醉！

未使用：我方即将获胜

"We have almost made the UFO totally drunk!" 我方即将把UFO灌醉！

回合结束

胜利 "[Demoman] We did it, hehah! [Scout] Aw, fellas!" [爆破手] 成了，哈哈！ [侦察兵] 干得好，兄弟们！ 失败 "[Soldier] Dammit boys. [Scout] What the hell was that crap? [Demoman] I did what I could! [Scout] This is a real frickin' embarrassment." [士兵] 搞砸了小子们。 [侦察兵] 那是什么鬼东西？ [爆破手] 我可尽力了！ [侦察兵] 这下可太尴尬了。

戴维·琼斯

戴维·琼斯（Davy Jones）是地图Cursed Cove的通报员，由EmNudge配音。

一般语音

回合开始

"Ahoy, ya filthy scallywags! All hands on deck and bring me my souls!" Ahoy，你们这帮臭无赖！都给我做足准备，把灵魂交上来！ "Argh! It be killin' time! Get me those souls and come aboard me ship!" Argh！这要花我不少时间！把灵魂都带我船上来！ "Aye, it be perfect weather for a bloodbath! Bring me them souls, I'll be waiting for ya on me ship." Aye，今天这天气感情好，很适合掀起一场腥风血雨！把他们的灵魂带给我，我在船上等着。

回合胜利

[laughter] You did good, laddies! [笑声] 干得好，姑娘们！ Ha! I know it was a good plan, asking you lot for help! 哈！我就知道找你们干活是个好主意！

回合失败

"After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much. But that was horrendous!" 在这船里苦苦等待了九年，我本来就没多大期望了。可你们也未免太烂了！ "Argh! You're somehow worse than your competition!" Argh！跟对面比起来你们多少差点意思！

比赛胜利

"Victorious!" (cheers) 胜利！（欢呼音效） "Victory!" (cheers) 赢了！（欢呼音效）

比赛失败

"Yer a failure!" (boos) 你们失败了！（嘘声音效） "Ya failed!" (boos) 你们输了！（嘘声音效）

“飞翔的荷兰人”号抵达

"All aboard! Bring me the souls!" 都上船来！把灵魂带给我！ "All aboard! It's collectin' time!" 都上船来！收货时间到！ "All aboard! We are in the ship!" 都上船来！我们在船里！

“戴维·琼斯之箱”即将关闭

"Aye, let the seas close in the locker!" Aye，把海水都放来！ "Aye, ye time be running out! Get to the shipwreck already!" Aye，你们没时间了！这下可要出海难了！ "Aye the sea is alive! And she be closin' in!" Aye，海水又涌起来了！而我的船也要关门了！

“戴维·琼斯之箱”关闭

"Avast! Begone from my locker!" Avast！滚出我的地盘！ "Avast! Ye've hung around too long!" Avast！你们也瞎逛太久了！

特殊语音

戴维·琼斯累计遭受了 500 点伤害

"Ya can't kill me! I'm already dead!" 你们杀不了我的！我早就死人一个了！

戴维·琼斯身后的骷髅被摧毁

"Aaah no, my first mate!" 不是吧，我的大副！

玩家距离戴维·琼斯过近

"Get off!" 滚！ "Get away!" 闪开！ "Get away!" 一边去！

玩家挂机

"What are ye doing!" 在干啥呢你！ "Don't just stand there!" 别傻愣着！

未知条件

"Merasmus had better not be hornswaggling me" 马拉莫斯可最好不是在耍我。 "It's time to get bloody!" 是时候杀个痛快了！ "Pirate fact number 27, "Harg" is a Finnish word that means "Die already"!" 海盗事实第 27 条，“Harg”是一个芬兰语单词，它的意思是“死翘翘了”！ "You're all skin and bones!" 你们都瘦得皮包骨呢！ "[grunt] Who drank all my rum?" [咕哝] 谁把我的朗姆酒都喝光了？

未使用语音

回合开始

"Welcome to my domain!" 欢迎来到我的地盘！ "I want no parley between you all!" 我可没打算跟你们讨价还价！ "Are ye ready kids?" 准备好了吗，孩子们？

回合胜利

"Yes yes yes! Their souls are mine!" 干得漂亮！他们的灵魂是我的了！

“飞翔的荷兰人”号抵达

"This man o' war is hungry!" 我的大战舰可都饿了！ "Last one in's shark bait! Just kidding, you're all gonna die!" 最后一个过来的送去喂鲨鱼！开个玩笑而已，你们一个都别想活！

“戴维·琼斯之箱”关闭

"Get out of my locker!" 滚出我的地盘！ "Five! Four! Uh, 37!" 五！四！呃，三十七！

航天员

航天员（Astronaut）是地图Bread Space的通报员。

一般语音

回合开始

"Mission begins in 60 seconds." 六十秒后开始任务。 "Mission begins in 30 seconds." 三十秒后开始任务。 "Mission begins in 10 seconds." 十秒后开始任务。 "Five." 五。 "Four." 四。 "Three." 三。 "Two." 二。 "One." 一。 "Get to the cart!" 到战车那去！ "Get on cart!" 上战车那去！ "Defend our cart!" 防守战车！ "Prepare to attack the unidentified specimen, over!" 准备进攻未知生命体，完毕！

回合结束

"Attention! 5 minutes left in the mission! 5 minutes left in the mission, over!" 注意！任务时间还剩五分钟！任务时间还剩五分钟，完毕！ "Mission ends in 60 seconds!" 六十秒后任务终止。 "Mission ends in 30 seconds!" 三十秒后任务终止。 "Mission ends in 10 seconds!" 十秒后任务终止。 "Mission ends in t-minus 10 seconds." 任务终止倒计时，十秒。 "Nine" 九 "Eight" 八 "Seven" 七 "Six" 六 "Five" 五 "Four" 四 "Three" 三 "Two" 二 "One!" 一！

回合胜利

"Mission successful!" 任务完成！

回合失败

"Mission failed!" 任务失败！

超时

"Overtime!" 超时了！ "Overtime." 超时。 "Overtime..." 超时… "It's overtime, boys." 超时了，小子们。

目标语音

战车接近检查点，对进攻方玩家

"The package is nearing a checkpoint, over!" 包裹接近检查点，完毕！ "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!" 炸弹接近检查点！ "The payload is nearing a checkpoint." 战车接近检查点。 "The package is nearing a checkpoint!" 战车接近检查点！

战车接近检查点，对防守方玩家

"The payload is nearing a checkpoint, over." 战车接近检查点，完毕。 "The payload is nearing a checkpoint!" 战车接近检查点！ "The cart is nearing a checkpoint, over." 车辆接近检查点，完毕。 "The cart is nearing a checkpoint!" 车辆接近检查点！ "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint." 炸弹接近检查点。 "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!" 炸弹接近检查点！

战车接近最终检查点，对进攻方玩家

"The package has almost reached the final terminus!" 包裹即将运达终点站！ "The bomb has almost reached Big Mama!" 炸弹即将运达“老大妈”！ "The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" 战车即将抵达终点站！ "The payload's almost reached the final terminus!" 战车即将抵达终点站！ "The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!" 炸弹即将运达终点站！

战车接近最终检查点，对防守方玩家

"The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" 战车即将抵达终点站！ "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" 车辆即将抵达终点站！ "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" 车辆即将抵达终点站！ "The bomb has almost reached Big Mama!" 炸弹即将运达“老大妈”！ "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" 车辆即将抵达终点站！

庄稼汉

庄稼汉（Farmer）是地图Farmageddon的通报员，由MegapiemanPHD 配音。

回合开始

"Alright y'all, gotta get as much weed killer from those other guys as possible." 现在大家听好，尽你们所能，从他们手中多拿些除草剂来！ "Fight!" 开打！ "Get that weed killer!" 快去拿除草剂！ "Go on get it!" 快去拿快去拿！ "Now go, go, go!" 走吧，去去去！ "Go! Collect those jugs! 去吧！收好那些瓶瓶罐罐！

回合结束

"Sixty seconds left to go!" 时间还剩六十秒！ "Thirty seconds to go!" 还剩三十秒！ "Five" 五 "Four" 四 "Three" 三 "Two" 二 "One!" 一！

回合胜利

"Y'all did it, the pumpkin's dead." 你们办到了，南瓜怪死了。 "They've killed the pumpkin! Nice job!" 他们把南瓜怪干掉了！干得好！ "Ya saved the farm!" 你们救了这片庄稼！ "Ya saved the farm." 你们救了这片庄稼。

回合失败

"The pumpkin's dead no thanks to you losers." 南瓜怪没了，但不是你们的功劳。 "Ya let them kill the pumpkin! That was our job." 咋能让他们干掉南瓜怪！那可是咱们的活儿。 "Ya done lost." 你们输了。

南瓜怪开放

"Quick! Get inside the pumpkin." 动作快！进那南瓜里去。 "Go drop off the weed killer, in the pit!" 快去放除草剂，那口子里！ "Hop on in there while he's got his mouth open." 趁它嘴巴张这么大，快进去。 "Get in there, poison the heart." 进去进去，进它心窝子里下毒去。

南瓜怪关闭

"He's falling back asleep." 这下他又睡着了。 "Oh, his mouth is closing!" 喔，他嘴巴要合上了！ "He's closing back up, look out!" 他要闭嘴了，留心点！ "The pumpkin's closing again." 南瓜怪又闭上了。

稻草人生成

"Watch out! He's got friends." 小心点！他可还有伴儿。 "Careful! He's summoning scarecrows." 当心了！他在召唤稻草人！ "Uh oh, here come the scarecrows!" 哦喔，稻草人又来了！ "Scarecrows!" 稻草人！

庆祝

"Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!"

庄园主管

庄园主管（The Toastmaster）是地图Sinthetic的通报员，由MegapiemanPHD 配音。

生成

"Madame Sinclair sends her regards." 辛克莱尔夫人向诸位致意。 "Ah, the guests have arrived!" 啊，各位客人来了。 "It's been so long since the Madame has had guests." 夫人她已许久不见有客来访。 "The Madame is glad that you have accepted our invitation." 诸位赏光作客，夫人十分欢喜。 "I am the Madame's magnum opus, the epitome of magic and science." 我乃夫人的杰作，是为科学与魔法交融的典范。 "Welcome to the Sinclair estate, welcome to die." 欢迎来到辛克莱尔庄园，欢迎各位前来赴死。 "Death is only the beginning of one's unending journey." 死亡不过是无尽苦旅的开端。 "Thou canst not kill that which doth not live." 尔等无以击杀没有生命的存在。 "Fisticuffs are not permitted upon estate grounds." 庄园内禁止打架斗殴。 "Your wrongest shenanigans have disturbed her Madame's slumber." 荒妄至极，尔等这出闹剧惊扰了夫人的沉眠。

巨无霸博士与大金刚教授

巨无霸博士（Dr. Freakinhuge，红方）与大金刚教授（Professor Bigginsize，蓝方）是地图Crasher的通报员，两者均由Benjamin Rudman配音。

巨无霸博士

回合开始

"It's time my minions, my growth beam is fully operational! Tonight, we destroy that damn professor!" 是时候了，小的们，我的生长光束已完全投入运转！今晚，我们要让那混蛋教授灰飞烟灭！ "Atmospheric conditions are perfect! Z'he bomb is prepped, z'he growth beam is primed, who is ready to become a god?!" 大气条件完美！爆破炸弹就位，生长光束就绪，那么有谁准备好，化身巨人就辟？！ "They said I couldn't make a man grow 20 feet, and kick down the castle v'all. If you pick up that bomb, I'll prove z'hem all wrong!" 有人跟我说，让人成倍生长再掀翻那座城堡都是些无稽之谈。只要你们拿起炸弹，我将证明他们扯淡！ "Big s'ings planned tonight, minions! Pick up a bomb, get huge, and destroy the gate! Do you s'ink you can do all z'hat?" 今晚有些大家伙要登场，小的们！带上炸弹，化身巨人，然后摧毁那座大门！你们有信心给我一步到位么？

玩家闲置

"Yes, yes, you're huge, we get it. Now please destroy the enemy gate!" 对对对，你现在大的不行，我们都知道了。赶紧去毁掉敌人的大门！ "V'ell go on my minion, take z'he bomb to the enemy gate quickly!" 你们都得听我说的做，赶紧给我把炸弹送往敌人的大门！

拾取炸弹

"Under z'he beam please, at your convenience, minions." 方便的话还请给我到光束这儿来，小的们。 "Listen, time is of the essence, minions. Pick up the bomb, so I can enlarge you!" 时不我待，小的们。带上炸弹，我把你们变大！ "V'hat am I paying you goons for?! Pick up z'he bomb!" 我掏钱是让你们干啥的？！给我把炸弹带上！ "Do you not v'ant to be titans? Get on z'hat bomb!" 你们不想变成巨人吗？给我把炸弹带上！ "Onv'ord, my giant!" 天啊，我的巨人！ "Yes, YES! Bomb gate now, my oversized minion!" 很好，很好！现在炸开大门吧，我的大块头小子！ "Yahahaha! Prepare for extremely large consequences!" 呀哈哈哈！准备好来点大动静吧！ "Go forth, my biggest and brightest!" 向前推进，我最庞大最耀眼的手下！ "No time to v'aste! You have big s'ings ahead of you!" 没时间磨磨蹭蹭！大家伙就在眼前！ "Gaagh! Another enemy giant!" 啊！敌人又来了一个巨人！ "Help, my minions! Anos'er giant incoming!" 帮把手，小的们！又来了一个巨人！ "Daah! They have a horrifying new monster!" 啊！他们又送来个不堪入目的新怪物！ "Aagh! That idiot professor has unleashed another beast on us!" 啊！那蠢蛋教授又朝我们这放了个怪兽出来！ "Anos'er v'one of the professor's gigantic goons is on the v'ay!" 教授又有个巨型走狗朝我们这来了！

回合胜利

"And z'hey said it v'asn't possible! Ahahahaha! Ahahuhahah! 他们还跟我说什么“无稽之谈”！啊哈哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈哈哈！ "Nahah-hah! I beat you Professor Bigginsize! I v'in, I v'in! Hahahah!" 呐哈哈哈！我打败了大金刚教授！赢了，我赢了！哈哈哈！

回合失败

I can't believe it, I v'on't believe it! He beat me!" 我不相信，我不相信！他居然赢了我！ Eeaugh! Professor Bigginsize, you bli'zering fool!" 够了！大金刚教授，你就是蠢货一个！

敌方大门受损

"Excellent! Quickly, I'm preparing z'he beam for another giant!" 太棒了！动作快点，我在给下一个巨人准备光束！ "Yes! Keep up the pace, minions! I'm priming z'he beam again!" 好！保持这个节奏，小的们！我正在重新启动光束！ "Spectacular job! V'one more, it should do it! Hahahaha!" 干得漂亮！再来一次，肯定能行的！哈哈哈哈！ "Exceptional! It just needs v'one more hit!" 出色的表现！现在就差临门一脚了！

我方大门受损

"Ack, my gate is damaged! You v'ere supposed to stop them!" 啊，我的大门受损了！你们该给我拦住的！ "Yaaaagh, don't let z'hem hit it next time!" 啊，别再放他们进攻大门了！ "I said stop z'hem! I don't s'ink my gate can take another hit!" 我都说了给我拦住他们！我看这大门已经经不住攻击了！ "Gaah, my gate is barely standing! Don't let z'hem damage it again!" 啊，我的大门马上要没了！别再让他们攻击了！

敌方巨人倒下

"Hah! That half-rate giant didn't stand a chance!" 哈！那种半成品巨人哪里来的胜算！ "Enemy giant down! You know he v'asnt even really z'hat big." 敌方巨人倒下了！我看他也没那么大。 "Excellent, minions! You've brought down another giant!" 太棒了，小的们！你们又放倒一个巨人！

我方巨人倒下

"Noo, my giant! Someone replace him now! Preparing z'he beam for another try." 不，我的巨人！赶紧换个人替他去！光束正在准备，我们再来一次。 "Bah! Our giant fell! Who s'inks z'hey can do better, hmm? I'm getting z'he beam ready for you!" 啊！我们的巨人倒下了！有谁觉得自己更有本事，嗯？我正在给你准备下一次光束！ "Our giant is down! V'e require ano'ser, beam priming now!" 我们的巨人没了！得换个新的，光束正在充能！

我方巨人接近敌方大门

"Keep going my minion, you are almost z'here!" 继续向前，我的手下，马上就到了！ "Yes, forward giant! Smash that gate!" 好，向前吧巨人！粉碎那座大门！ "Z'here is only a few more steps, don't let me down here!" 就差几步路了，都到这儿了可别让我失望！ "Almost z'here, don't stop now!" 马上就到了，别停别停！

敌方巨人接近我方大门

"Big problem! Z'hey're almost at my gates!" 来了个硬茬！他们就要到我的大门了！ "Haaagh z'hat beast is drawing far too close! Do somes'ing!" 啊，那个怪兽凑得也太近了！别干愣着啊！ "Ack, that enemy giant is far too close for comfort!" 啊，敌方的巨人已经到大门跟前了！ "V'hy are you letting z'hem near my gates?!" 你们就这么放他们靠近大门？！

我方首个巨人出场

"Ah, excellent! You're still alive, get the bomb to z'he gate, STAT!" 啊，很好！你还活着呢，把炸弹带到大门那去，出发！ "Great gigantic! Now, bring down the enemy's gates!" 好一个庞然巨物！现在给我击垮敌人的大门！ "Neh-hahahahah! My living siege v'eapon, go on to gate-crushing glory!" 呐啊哈哈哈！我的活体攻城器，荣耀尽在破门时！

敌方首个巨人出场

"It v'ould appear z'he professor has sent his own monster, don't let it reach our gate, my minions!" 看来教授他送来了一个怪物，别让那东西靠近我们的大门，小的们！ "Bagh, z'hat professor has a growth ray of his own. Plagiarism! Seethery! Destroy his giant!" 啊，那个教授也有个生长光束。剽窃！抄袭！灭了他的巨人！ "Gagh, that awful professor has magnified his own goons! Stop them at v'once!" 啊，那讨人厌的教授把他的走狗放大了！给我阻止他们！

大金刚教授

回合开始

"Alright, guinea pigs. I need to blast one of you with my growth ray and carry this bomb to my rival's gates! Any volunteers?" 好咯，小白鼠们。我需要用这个生长光束放大你们当中的一员，并由他把炸弹送到我宿敌的大门那去！有谁主动参与吗？ "Yes, growth ray's primed and ready chaps! Pick up the bomb and I'll zap you. We'll show that cursed doctor what's what!" 好的，生长光束准备完毕啦！带上炸弹吧，我会向你释放光束。咱们一起给那臭博士一点颜色看看！ "You know they say that great science is built on the shoulder of giants. So, I've built a machine to create them! Hahahah, take the bomb and let's do some science!" 听他们说伟大的科学成就都是在巨人的肩膀上铸就的。所以我亲手造了一台机器来创造巨人！哈哈哈，带上炸弹吧，咱们来做点科学实验。 "You know a noble growth ray embiggens the smallest man, that man could be you, if you carry my bomb!" 听说过吗，高尚的生长光束让渺小的人变得伟岸，兴许那个人就是你，只要你愿意肩负我的炸弹！

玩家闲置

"Hurry along now, get that bomb to the gates pronto!" 快点行动，快快把炸弹送到大门那去。 "Don't lose sight of our objective here, you need to destroy their gates." 别忘了咱们的目标，你们得去摧毁他们的大门。

拾取炸弹

"Come on boys, it's ready to go. Pick up the bomb!" 好了小子们，该出发了。把炸弹带上！ "Uhhh, growth ray's ready chaps. Get into position!" 呃啊，生长光束可都准备好了。快快就位！ "Are you listening? It's time to get big, pick up the bomb!" 在听我说话吗？该长大了，把炸弹带上！ "Look I promise the growth ray is safe, almost all of my test subjects lived." 我保证这光束的安全有保障，我所有的实验对象几乎都活下来了。 "Gadzooks, what an astounding specimen!" 我的天嘞，何等惊人的样本！ "God speed, my enormous compatriot!" 上帝赐福我伟岸的同胞！ "Zounds! Our newest titan is exceptional!" 哎呀！我们这新来的巨人有点“出格”啊！ "Astounding, hahaha! Good luck giant!" 吓人一跳，哈哈哈！祝好运啊巨人！ "Oh my, our finest giant yet!" 喔这是，我，我们目前最强的巨人！ "They have another giant." 他们又来了一个巨人。 "Another beast incoming!" 又来了一个怪兽！ "Gentlemen, there's another monster headed our way." 先生们，又有一个怪物朝我们这过来了。 "Yikes! The very size of their beast!" 啊！看看他们那怪兽的尺寸！ "Their doctor's sent another giant after us!" 他们的博士又送了一个巨人来对付我们！

回合胜利

"I've done it! Uhahahah! Ahahahah, yes!" 我成功啦！啊哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈，很好！ "Hah, take that Dr. Freakinhuge! I did it! Hahahaha!" 哈哈，接招吧巨无霸博士！我赢了！哈哈哈哈！

回合失败

"No, NOOO!" 喔，不是吧！ "Curse you, Dr. Freakinhuge!" 我咒死你，巨无霸博士！

敌方大门受损

"Hah, we damaged it! I'm priming the ray for another go." 哈，我们破损了大门！正在给光束充能，我们再来一次。 "Yes!!! Their gate doesn't stand a chance! Hit it again, readying the growth ray." 很好！他们的大门根本挡不住的啦！再来一次，光束正在就绪。 "Yes! One more! Readying the growth ray!" 很好！还得再来一次！正在准备生长光束！ "Brrravo! Just one more hit, we can do this! Priming the ray..." 棒极了！就差一下了，我们能行的！启动光束…

我方大门受损

"No, they damaged it! Make sure they can't do it again." 不，他们破坏了大门！可别再让他们这么干了。 "The gate! Don't let them damage it again." 我的门！别让他们再来破坏了。 "No!!! The gate can't take any more hits!" 不！大门已经挡不住更多攻击了！ "Blast! I don't think we can take much more!" 呃啊！我觉得咱们已经撑到极限了！

敌方巨人倒下

"Hahahahaha! We've slain their giant, excellent work!" 哈哈哈哈哈！我们杀掉了他们的巨人，干得漂亮！ "Hahaha! Their giant is no match for ours!" 哈哈哈！他们的巨人不敌我们！ "Their beast has fallen! Good work..." 他们的巨人倒下了！干得好…

我方巨人倒下

"Our titan has fallen, I'm warming up the ray for another go!" 我们的巨人倒下了，我正在预热光束，准备下次！ "Drat, we need another giant immediately! Engage the growth ray!" 可恶，我们需要赶紧派一个新巨人！正在启动生长光束！ "Rats, we lost our giant! I need another volunteer for the ray!" 该死，我们失去了巨人！还有谁主动到光束里来！

我方巨人接近敌方大门

"My word, you've almost done it! Keep going!" 啊呀，马上就成功了！加把劲！ "Yes, YES! You're nearly there my giant!" 很好，很好！你就快到啦，我的巨人！ "Just a little further. What's a few yards to a titan, hmm?" 就差一点点了。对巨人来说不过几码路而已吧，嗯？ "We're almost there, just a few more gigantic steps!" 我们就要成功了，巨人再走几步！

敌方巨人接近我方大门

"Egads, the lumbering abomination is almost to the gate!" 哎呀，那大怪物马上就要到大门了！ "Help! Destroy that beast before it's too late!" 帮帮忙！趁现在还有机会赶紧摧毁那个怪兽！ "Goodness me, you need to stop that monstrosity now!" 我的天啊，你们得马上阻止那个怪物！ "Oh gods, it's almost to the gate!" 老天，它就要到大门了！

我方首个巨人出场

"It's alive! Hahahaha! Oh my living titan, you survived! Now, breach their gates!" 活了！哈哈哈哈！我的巨人，你活下来了！现在，攻破他们的大门！ "Holy smokes, it actually worked. Now get that bomb to their gate, my atlas!" 我的妈呀，真成功了。现在把炸弹带到他们的大门那去，我的大力神！ "Eureka, hahahaha! You lived! Carry that bomb to their gates and wreak havoc, my gigantic friend!" 灵光一现啊，哈哈哈哈！你活下来了！把炸弹带到他们的大门去，尽情肆虐吧，我的大块头朋友！

敌方首个巨人出场

"Blast, that slimy doctor has a monster of his own! Destroy it!" 该死，那个卑鄙博士也有个怪兽！摧毁它！ "That blasted doctor's contraption worked! Kill his titan, before they can breach our gates!" 那混蛋博士的小玩意儿奏效了！在他的巨人突破我们的大门前，把它干掉！ "Damnable doctor! Destroy his beast before it can damage my gate!" 可恶的博士！摧毁他的怪兽，别让那玩意儿破坏我的大门！

打渔人和小海豹

打渔人（Fisherman）是地图Selbyen的通报员，而海豹则是该地图的核心元素。打渔人由Benjamin Rudman配音，且以下某些语音中包含挪威语。

海豹的叫声

Double bark 1 Double bark 2 Double bark 3 Long bark 1 Long bark 2 Long bark 3 Medium bark Single bark 1 Single bark 2

准备阶段&回合开始

"Feed the Seal fish as it makes its trip to the ocean. Don't let the other guys do it else you won't get paid!" 在小海豹下海的路上，一路给它们喂点鱼吃。不准让另外那伙人喂，不然工钱就不给你们！ "Help release the Seals back to the wild by feeding it fish!" 喂点鱼给海豹们吃，好送它们回归自然！ "The Seal's going to be hungry when it's released back to the wild! Why not give him some fish for the trip?" 小海豹放归后肯定要饿肚子的！路上给它送点鱼吃怎么了？ "The Seals will start being released in 30 seconds!" 海豹30秒后可就放归了！ "30 seconds 'til we release the Seals! Get ready!" 还有30秒咱们就放归海豹！做足准备！ "Three!" 三！ "Two!" 二！ "One!" 意！ "Tre!" 三！ "To!" 二！ "En!" (or "én") 一！

海豹进入地图

"The Seal is headed for the shore!" 小海豹朝滩头那边去了！ "The Seal has left the van!" 小海豹已经下车了！ "That Seal looks hungry! Give him some fish!" 瞧给它饿坏的！给小海豹送点鱼啊！ "Feed that Seal! Feed it!" 给小海豹送吃的去！快点！

海豹离开地图

"The Seal's made it to the ocean!" 小海豹成功回到大海了！ "There goes the Seal! Majestic, isn't he?" 小海豹就这样走了！多雄伟的景观，可不是？ "That's enough fish for now. Get some ready for the next Seal!" 这么多鱼够它吃了。来给下只准备些！

团队领先

"We have taken the lead!" 咱们一马当先！ "We are winning!" 咱们就要赢了！ "We are in the lead!" 咱们领先！ "We have got the lead! Don't lose it now!" 现在是咱们领先！这会可别掉链子！ "We are in the lead! Ha ha ha ha ha!" 咱们领先！哈哈哈哈哈！

回合胜利

"You did it! The Seal is free!" 你们办成了！海豹自由咯！ "Look at how happy those Seals are! Ha ha ha ha ha!" 看看那些小海豹多欢喜啊！哈哈哈哈哈！ "The Seals say 'So long and thanks for all the fish!'" 小海豹们说“再会，感谢一路有鱼！” "That's all the fish we need! You did it!" 咱们这些鱼都喂足了！你们干得好！ "Seier! Victory! Ha ha ha ha ha!" 大功告成！哈哈哈哈哈！ "You did it! Don't forget to buy a stamp from the gift shop!" 你们完工啦！别忘了去礼品店买张邮票！

团队落后

"We have lost the lead!" 咱们可落后了！ "No, they are winning!" 不行啊，他们要赢了！ "We need to get the lead back!" 咱们得迎头赶上！ "Do your job and get the lead back!" 好好干活，把势头抢回来！ "Do better or we are going to lose!" 再加把劲，不然可要输了！

回合失败

"Well, the other guys got all the fish. At least the Seal's happy!" 行吧行吧，鱼都给那帮人喂光了。至少小海豹吃了个够！ "You didn't get enough fish! You're not getting paid to stand around!" 你们喂的鱼不够！拖拖拉拉，没工钱拿！ "Apparently we should have hired the other team instead." 咱们该雇那帮人干活的，事实摆在这里。 "You mercs aren't any better than chum." 你们这些佣兵也没什么两样。

细枝末节

戴维·琼斯

• 语音“Are ye ready kids”参考了儿童动画《海绵宝宝》的片头曲。
• 语音“We are in the ship”参考了Watergate通报员的语音“We are in the beam”。
• 语音“After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much. But that was horrendous!”参考了开发者解说中加布·纽维尔所说的“After nine years [of Team Fortress 2 being] in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait”。

庄园主管

• 语音“Welcome to die.”参考了1992年《X战警》街机游戏（英语）中角色万磁王的台词。

大金刚教授

• 语音“You know a noble growth ray embiggens the smallest man...”参考了《辛普森一家》中虚构城镇春田镇（Springfield）的宣言：“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man”。

打渔人

• 某条语音中所述的“So long and thanks for all the fish!”参考了广播剧与系列小说《银河系漫游指南》中一些海豚的台词，同时它也是该系列小说第四部作品（英语）采用的标题。