Komunitní Hlasatelé

Komunitní Hlasatelé jsou nehratelné postavy které poskytují hlasatelské pokyny a informace během hraní. Nebyli oficiálně vytvořeni společností Valve.

Watergate Hlasatel

Watergate Hlasatel je hlasatel pro mapu Watergate.

Poznámka: Několik hlášek má příponu "temp" s převodem textu na řeč.

Obecné Reakce

Příprava

UFO přichází "[Administrator] Alert! We're under attack!"

Spoluhráči doručují flašky

"We are in the beam!"

Nepřátelé doručují flašky

"The enemy is in the beam!"

Výhra

"[Demoman] We did it, hehah! [Scout] Aw, fellas!"

Prohra

"[Soldier] Dammit boys. [Scout] What the hell was that crap? [Demoman] I did what I could! [Scout] This is a real frickin' embarrassment."

Nepoužité Reakce

Úvod

"Collect beer and deposit it into the UFO beam to score points!"

Spoluhráči vyhrávají

"We have almost made the UFO totally drunk!"

Nepřátelé vyhrávají

"They almost made the UFO totally drunk!"

Davy Jones

Davy Jones je hlasatel pro mapu Cursed Cove, je nadabován EmNudge.

Obecné Reakce

Začátek Zápasu

"Ahoy, ya filthy scallywags! All hands on deck and bring me my souls!" "Argh! It be killin' time! Get me those souls and come aboard me ship!" "Aye, it be perfect weather for a bloodbath! Bring me them souls, I'll be waiting for ya on me ship."

Létající Holanďan přichází

"All aboard! Bring me the souls!" "All aboard! It's collectin' time!" "All aboard! We are in the ship!"

Skříňka se zavírá

"Aye, let the seas close in the locker!" "Aye, ye time be running out! Get to the shipwreck already!" "Aye the sea is alive! And she be closin' in!"

Skříňka je zavřená

"Avast! Begone from my locker!" "Avast! Ye've hung around too long!"

Výhra Kola

[laughter] You did good, laddies! Ha! I know it was a good plan, asking you lot for help!

Prohra Kola

"After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much. But that was horrendous!" "Argh! You're somehow worse than your competition!"

Výhra Zápasu

"Victorious!" (cheers) "Victory!" (cheers)

Prohra Zápasu

"Yer a failure!" (boos) "Ya failed!" (boos)

Speciální Reakce

Uděleno 500 bodů požkození Davy Jonesovi

"Ya can't kill me! I'm already dead!"

Zničena lebka za Davy Jonesem

"Aaah no, my first mate!"

Když se příliš přiblížíte k Davy Jonesovi

"Get off!" "Get away!" "Get away!"

AFK hráči

"What are ye doing!" "Don't just stand there!"

Neznámé

"Merasmus had better not be hornswaggling me" "It's time to get bloody!" "Pirate fact number 27, "Harg" is a Finnish word that means "Die already"!" "You're all skin and bones!" "[grunt] Who drank all my rum?"

Nepoužité Reakce

Začátek Zápasu

"Welcome to my domain!" "I want no parley between you all!" "Are ye ready kids?"

Létající Holanďan přichází

"This man o' war is hungry!" "Last one in's shark bait! Just kidding, you're all gonna die!"

Skříňka je zavřená

"Get out of my locker!" "Five! Four! Uh, 37!"

Výhra Kola

"Yes yes yes! Their souls are mine!"

Astronaut

Astronaut je hlasatel pro mapu Bread Space, je namluven dabérem jménem Brandon "Brantopias" Sinkovich.

Obecné Reakce

Začátek Zápasu

"Mission begins in 60 seconds." "Mission begins in 30 seconds." "Mission begins in 10 seconds." "Five." "Four." "Three." "Two." "One." "Get to the cart!" "Get on cart!" "Defend our cart!" "Prepare to attack the unidentified specimen, over!"

Konec Zápasu

"Attention! 5 minutes left in the mission! 5 minutes left in the mission, over!" "Mission ends in 60 seconds!" "Mission ends in 30 seconds!" "Mission ends in 10 seconds!" "Mission ends in t-minus 10 seconds." "Nine" "Eight" "Seven" "Six" "Five" "Four" "Three" "Two" "One!"

Přesčas

"Overtime!" "Overtime." "Overtime..." "It's overtime, boys."

Výhra

"Mission successful!"

Prohra

"Mission failed!"

Reakce na Cíl

Vozík se blíží ke kontrolnímu bodu, Hráč útočí

"The package is nearing a checkpoint, over!" "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!" "The payload is nearing a checkpoint." "The package is nearing a checkpoint!"

Vozík se blíží ke kontrolnímu bodu, Hráč brání

"The payload is nearing a checkpoint, over." "The payload is nearing a checkpoint!" "The cart is nearing a checkpoint, over." "The cart is nearing a checkpoint!" "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint." "The bomb is nearing a checkpoint!"

Vozík se blíží k finálnímu kontrolnímu bodu, Hráč útočí

"The package has almost reached the final terminus!" "The bomb has almost reached Big Mama!" "The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" "The payload's almost reached the final terminus!" "The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!"

Vozík se blíží k finálnímu kontrolnímu bodu, Hráč brání

"The payload has almost reached the final terminus!" "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!" "The bomb has almost reached Big Mama!" "The cart has almost reached the final terminus!"

Farmář

Farmář je hlasatel pro mapu Farmageddon, je nadabován MegapiemanPHD .

Začátek Zápasu

"Alright y'all, gotta get as much weed killer from those other guys as possible." "Fight!" "Get that weed killer!" "Go on get it!" "Now go, go, go!" "Go! Collect those jugs!

Dýně je otevřena

"Quick! Get inside the pumpkin." "Go drop off the weed killer, in the pit!" "Hop on in there while he's got his mouth open." "Get in there, poison the heart."

Dýně je zavřena

"He's falling back asleep." "Oh, his mouth is closing!" "He's closing back up, look out!" "The pumpkin's closing again."

Strašáci se objevili

"Watch out! He's got friends." "Careful! He's summoning scarecrows." "Uh oh, here come the scarecrows!" "Scarecrows!"

Chrlič Duší

Objeví se "There's a Gargoyle on the map!" "A Gargoyle has appeared!" "Somebody find that Gargoyle before it scutters off!" "There's a Gargoyle around here somewhere!" Úspěšné zabrání "You got the Gargoyle!" "Nice find with that Gargoyle." "Good find there with that Gargoyle." "You got it!!" Zmizí "The Gargoyle's gone!" "Oh you were too slow, the Gargoyle's gone!" "Ya missed the Gargoyle, dangnabbit!" "Welp, there goes the Gargoyle. Better luck next time!"

Oslava

"Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!"

Konec Zápasu

"Sixty seconds left to go!" "Thirty seconds to go!" "Five" "Four" "Three" "Two" "One!"

Výhra

"Y'all did it, the pumpkin's dead." "They've killed the pumpkin! Nice job!" "Ya saved the farm!" "Ya saved the farm."

Prohra

"The pumpkin's dead no thanks to you losers." "Ya let them kill the pumpkin! That was our job." "Ya done lost."

Dr. Freakinhuge & Professor Bigginsize

Dr. Freakinhuge (RED) and Professor Bigginsize (BLU) jsou hlasatelé pro mapu Crasher, oba jsou nadabováni Benjamin Rudman.

Dr. Freakinhuge

Začátek Zápasu

"It's time my minions, my growth beam is fully operational! Tonight, we destroy that damn professor!" "Atmospheric conditions are perfect! Zhe bomb is prepped, zhe growth beam is primed, who is ready to become a god?!" "They said I couldn't make a man grow 20 feet, and kick down the castle vall. If you pick up that bomb, I'll prove zhem all wrong!" "Big sings planned tonight, minions! Pick up a bomb, get huge, and destroy the gate! Do you sink you can do all zhat?"

Hráč se Nehýbe

"Yes, yes, you're huge, we get it. Now please destroy the enemy gate!" "Vell go on my minion, take zhe bomb to the enemy gate quickly!"

Sebrání

"Under zhe beam please, at your convenience, minions." "Listen, time is of the essence, minions. Pick up the bomb, so I can enlarge you!" "Vhat am I paying you goons for?! Pick up zhe bomb!" "Do you not vant to be titans? Get on zhat bomb!" "Onvord, my giant!" "Yes, YES! Bomb gate now, my oversized minion!" "Yahahaha! Prepare for extremely large consequences!" "Go forth, my biggest and brightest!" "No time to vaste! You have big sings ahead of you!" "Gaagh! Another enemy giant!" "Help, my minions! Anoser giant incoming!" "Daah! They have a horrifying new monster!" "Aagh! That idiot professor has unleashed another beast on us!" "Anoser vone of the professor's gigantic goons is on the vay!"

První obr, přátelský

"Ah, excellent! You're still alive, get the bomb to zhe gate, START!" "Great gigantic! Now, bring down the enemy's gates!" "Neh-hahahahah! My living siege veapon, go on to gate-crushing glory!"

První obr, nepřátelský

"It vould appear zhe professor has sent his own monster, don't let it reach our gate, my minions!" "Bagh, zhat professor has a growth ray of his own. Plagiarism! Seethery! Destroy his giant!" "Gagh, that awful professor has magnified his own goons! Stop them at vonce!"

Obr zabit, nepřátelský

"Hah! That half-rate giant didn't stand a chance!" "Enemy giant down! You know he vasnt even really zhat big." "Excellent, minions! You've brought down another giant!"

Obr zabit, přátelský

"Noo, my giant! Someone replace him now! Preparing zhe beam for another try." "Bah! Our giant fell! Who sinks zhey can do better, hmm? I'm getting zhe beam ready for you!" "Our giant is down! Ve require anoser, beam priming now!"

Blízko kontrolního bodu, hráč útočí

"Keep going my minion, you are almost zhere!" "Yes, forward giant! Smash that gate!" "Zhere is only a few more steps, don't let me down here!" "Almost zhere, don't stop now!"

Blízko kontrolního bodu, hráč brání

"Big problem! Zhey're almost at my gates!" "Haaagh zhat beast is drawing far too close! Do somesing!" "Ack, that enemy giant is far too close for comfort!" "Vhy are you letting zhem near my gates?!"

Kontrolní bod zabrán, hráč útočí

"Excellent! Quickly, I'm preparing zhe beam for another giant!" "Yes! Keep up the pace, minions! I'm priming zhe beam again!" "Spectacular job! Vone more, it should do it! Hahahaha!" "Exceptional! It just needs vone more hit!"

Kontrolní bod zabrán, hráč brání

"Ack, my gate is damaged! You vere supposed to stop them!" "Yaaaagh, don't let zhem hit it next time!" "I said stop zhem! I don't sink my gate can take another hit!" "Gaah, my gate is barely standing! Don't let zhem damage it again!"

Výhra

"And zhey said it vasn't possible! Ahahahaha! Ahahuhahah! "Nahah-hah! I beat you Professor Bigginsize! I vin, I vin! Hahahah!"

Prohra

I can't believe it, I von't believe it! He beat me!" Eeaugh! Professor Bigginsize, you blizering fool!"

Professor Bigginsize

Začátek Zápasu

"Alright, guinea pigs. I need to blast one of you with my growth ray and carry this bomb to my rival's gates! Any volunteers?" "Yes, growth ray's primed and ready chaps! Pick up the bomb and I'll zap you. We'll show that cursed doctor what's what!" "You know they say that great science is built on the shoulder of giants. So, I've built a machine to create them! Ha ha ha ha! Take the bomb and let's do some science!" "You know a noble growth ray embiggens the smallest man. That man could be you, if you'll carry my bomb!"

Hráč se Nehýbe

"Hurry along now, get that bomb to the gates pronto!" "Don't lose sight of our objective here, you need to destroy their gates."

Sebrání

"Come on boys, it's ready to go. Pick up the bomb!" "Uhhh, growth ray's ready chaps. Get into position!" "Are you listening? It's time to get big, pick up the bomb!" "Look I promise the growth ray is safe, almost all of my test subjects lived." "Gadzooks, what an astounding specimen!" "God speed, my enormous compatriot!" "Zounds! Our newest titan is exceptional!" "Astounding, hahaha! Good luck giant!" "Oh my, our finest giant yet!" "They have another giant." "Another beast incoming!" "Gentlemen, there's another monster headed our way." "Yikes! The very size of their beast!" "Their doctor's sent another giant after us!"

První obr, přátelský

"It's alive! Hahahaha! Oh my living titan, you survived! Now, breach their gates!" "Holy smokes, it actually worked. Now get that bomb to their gate, my atlas!" "Eureka, hahahaha! You lived! Carry that bomb to their gates and wreak havoc, my gigantic friend!"

První obr, nepřátelský

"Blast, that slimy doctor has a monster of his own! Destroy it!" "That blasted doctor's contraption worked! Kill his titan, before they can breach our gates!" "Damnable doctor! Destroy his beast before it can damage my gate!"

Obr zabit, nepřátelský

"Hahahahaha! We've slain their giant, excellent work!" "Hahaha! Their giant is no match for ours!" "Their beast has fallen! Good work..."

Obr zabit, přátelský

"Our titan has fallen, I'm warming up the ray for another go!" "Drat, we need another giant immediately! Engage the growth ray!" "Rats, we lost our giant! I need another volunteer for the ray!"

Blízko kontrolního bodu, hráč útočí

"My word, you've almost done it! Keep going!" "Yes, YES! You're nearly there my giant!" "Just a little further. What's a few yards to a titan, hmm?" "We're almost there, just a few more gigantic steps!"

Blízko kontrolního bodu, hráč brání

"Egads, the lumbering abomination is almost to the gate!" "Help! Destroy that beast before it's too late!" "Goodness me, you need to stop that monstrosity now!" "Oh gods, it's almost to the gate!"

Kontrolní bod zabrán, hráč útočí

"Hah, we damaged it! I'm priming the ray for another go." "Yes!!! Their gate doesn't stand a chance! Hit it again, readying the growth ray." "Yes! One more! Readying the growth ray!" "Brrravo! Just one more hit, we can do this! Priming the ray..."

Kontrolní bod zabrán, hráč brání

"No, they damaged it! Make sure they can't do it again." "The gate! Don't let them damage it again." "No!!! The gate can't take any more hits!" "Blast! I don't think we can take much more!"

Výhra

"I've done it! Uhahahah! Ahahahah, yes!" "Hah, take that Dr. Freakinhuge! I did it! Hahahaha!"

Prohra

"No, NOOO!" "Curse you, Dr. Freakinhuge!"

Rybář a Tuleň

Rybář je hlasatel pro mapu Selbyen a Tuleň je úkol mapy. Některé hlášky jsou v norštině. Rybář je nadabovaný MegapiemanPHD .

Rybář

Příprava a Začátek Zápasu

"Feed the Seal fish as it makes its trip to the ocean. Don't let the other guys do it else you won't get paid!" "Help release the Seals back to the wild by feeding it fish!" "The Seal's going to be hungry when it's released back to the wild! Why not give him some fish for the trip?" "The Seals will start being released in 30 seconds!" "30 seconds 'til we release the Seals! Get ready!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!" "Tre!" "To!" "En!" (or "én")

Tuleň vstupuje na mapu

"The Seal is headed for the shore!" "The Seal has left the van!" "That Seal looks hungry! Give him some fish!" "Feed that Seal! Feed it!"

Tuleň odchází z mapy

"The Seal's made it to the ocean!" "There goes the Seal! Majestic, isn't he?" "That's enough fish for now. Get some ready for the next Seal!"

Tým vyhrává

"We have taken the lead!" "We are winning!" "We are in the lead!" "We have got the lead! Don't lose it now!" "We are in the lead! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Tým prohrává

"We have lost the lead!" "No, they are winning!" "We need to get the lead back!" "Do your job and get the lead back!" "Do better or we are going to lose!"

Výhra

"You did it! The Seal is free!" "Look at how happy those Seals are! Ha ha ha ha ha!" "The Seals say 'So long and thanks for all the fish!'" "That's all the fish we need! You did it!" "Seier! Victory! Ha ha ha ha ha!" "You did it! Don't forget to buy a stamp from the gift shop!"

Prohra

"Well, the other guys got all the fish. At least the Seal's happy!" "You didn't get enough fish! You're not getting paid to stand around!" "Apparently we should have hired the other team instead." "You mercs aren't any better than chum."

Tuleň

Tulení zvuky

Double bark 1 Double bark 2 Double bark 3 Long bark 1 Long bark 2 Long bark 3 Medium bark Single bark 1 Single bark 2

Drákula

Drákula je hlasatel pro mapu Mannsylvania, je nadabován MegapiemanPHD.

Příprava a Začátek Zápasu

"V'elcome to Mannsylvania... You're in for a bloody good time! Mwuah hah hah ha!" "Welcome to Mannsylvania! Hah ha ha ha ha..." "If you v'ish to live, you must satiate my thirst for blood... If you fail... I will simply have to take yours instead... Ha ha ha ha ha!" "V'elcome to Mannsylvania! Satiate my thirst for blood if you wish to live... Else, I will simply take yours..." "V'elcome to Mannsylvania! You're in for a bloody good time! Hah ha ha hah ha!" "V'elcome to Mannsylvania... If you wish to live, you must satiate my thirst for blood..." "V'elcome, mortals... Let the fun begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" "I am glad that you are here to donate your blood... To me... Ah ha ha ha ha hah!" "If you wish to survive, you will bring me the blood of someone else... Otherwise, I will take yours! AH HA ha ha ha!" "Mission begins in 10 seconds..." "Five!" "Four!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!" "Let's go! Time to bring..." "BEGIN!!!" "Fly!" "I love to count! One! Two! THREE inches of blood! Ah hah hah ha ha!" "My thirst must be quenched with your blood..."

Portál Otevřen

"Fools! I need more blood! BRING me more!" "Fools! I need more blood!!!" "Mortals, the portals are open for you to access my castle! I am waiting for your blood!" "Mortals, the portals are open! Bring me blood!" "I'm waiting for you! Don't disappoint me, or you'll regret it very much!" "I am waiting for you! Don't disappoint me, or you will regret it!" "Mortals, if you do not bring me blood... I will come and get it myself!"

Portál Zavřen

"Collect more blood! I will be waiting for you at my castle..." "That is all for now..." "That is all for now!" "I am full! For now..." "Collect more blood! I will be v'aiting for you at my place..." "Collect more blood! I will be v'aiting for you at my castle." "I don't care how you bring me blood, just get it and bring it to ME!"

Uvnitř Hradu

"Who dares enter my domain?!" "Unlucky and unwise, he who enters my domain... Let's give them a warm welcome... Heh heh heh heh!" "You may go anywhere you wish in the castle, except for the locked off areas, which you would not wish to go anyway." "You may go anywhere you wish in the castle! Except there, and there, or whatever you do don't go there." "You may go wherever you wish in the castle, except for the locked off areas. Which you would not wish to go anyway so it does not matter..." "You may go anywhere you wish in the castle, except for behind the locked doors. Those are mine." "You may go anywhere you wish in the castle, except for the closed off areas. Don't go in there, there's nothing, it's boring." "Another one... Come, don't be afraid! Bring me the blood, and later you will be rewarded... Hu ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Another one approaches! Come, don't be afraid. Bring me blood, and later you will be rewarded! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Hope you're not with 'big guy', his blood is full of cholesterol. Is bad for me..." "I hope you're not the 'skinny guy', he's got too much sugar in his blood. Egh!" "I hope you're not the one with 'one eye', too much alcohol. I don't want to get drunk right now." "My thirst must be quenched with your blood..." "I v'ant to suck your BLOOD!!!" "I am Vlad Dracula, and welcome to my castle... Hu ha ha ha ha ha!" "I am Dracula, and you are dinner..."

Související s Chrličem

Objevení "A Gargoyle has appeared somewhere on the map." "A Gargoyle has spawned." "There is a Gargoyle on the map." "There is a Gargoyle around here somewhere, can you find it?" Zmizení "The Gargoyle is gone!" "The Gargoyle has left..." "You have missed the Gargoyle, such a shame..." "Oh, the Gargoyle has escaped!" "Too bad, you missed the Gargoyle!" "The Gargoyle has left the map..."

Jiné

Mortals! If you do not bring me blood, I will come out of this coffin and get it for you! But keep in mind that you won't like it...

Výhra

"I am at full strength! For this, you will be rewarded... Maybe I will let you live! Or maybe not... Huhahahahahaha! "I am at full power! For this, you will be rewarded! Maybe I will even let you live... Or maybe not! Hah hah hah hah hah!" "Yes! YES! Finally I am at full strength! But it... Seems the coffin's a little stuck! I can't get out!" "Yes... YES! Finally, I am at full POWER! Seems the coffin's a little stuck, I can't get out. Anyone got a crowbar?" "Strength... It fills me! Winners will be rewarded! Losers will be punished..."

Prohra

"Fools! You v'ill regret this very much..." "You have disappointed me! Lucky for you, you v'ill not live long enough to regret it..." "You have failed me! Now, you are dinner..." "I do not suffer losers, I eat them instead..." "You didn't bring me enough of their blood! So now, I shall have yours! Hah ha ha ha ha!" "Is that it? Is that all you can bring me?? Fine, then I shall take the rest from you...! "I still thirst for more! If you cannot bring it to me, then I will take it from you... "You have failed... Which means you are now dinner... Hah hah hah hah hah hah...!" "Dinner is served! And dinner is you! Huh hah hah hah hah ha!"

Sheila

Sheila je hlasatelka pro mapu Galleria, je nadabovaná OctoBlitzVA.

Příprava a Začátek Zápasu

"Attention shoppers, please do not fight over our limited stock." "Attention shoppers, please deliver your gifts to the tree in the ice rink." "Attention shoppers, please report any unattended cans of rocket fuel to mall staff." "Five!" "Four." "Three." "Two." "One."

Ledové kluziště otevřeno

"Attention shoppers, the ice rink is now available for use." "The rink is now open, just be sure not to slip." "Attention shoppers, the ice rink is now open. We remind you to keep roughhousing on the ice to a minimum." "Attention all patrons, the Secret Santa is now open. Please deliver your gifts in a neat and orderly fashion." "The rink is now open. We would like to remind patrons that firearms are strictly prohibited while on the ice."

Ledové kluziště zavřeno

"Attention skaters, please exit the rink as we resurface the ice." "We are now resurfacing the rink. Please exit in an orderly fashion." "The rink is now closed to repair bullet holes in the ice."

Zarovnávač ledu zabije hráče

"The office would like to remind you that anyone still on the ice at this time will also be resurfaced. Thank you for your cooperation." "Custodian to the ice rink please! Custodian to the ice rink." "Attention customers, anyone caught disobeying skating rules will be escorted out by security." "You break it, you buy it, gentlemen. That means you need to get off the ice." "The office would like to remind the gentleman in BLU that the ice rink is closed. Thank you." "To the gentleman in RED, the ice rink is closed. Thank you."

Konec zápasu

"Attention mall patrons, the mall will now be closing early tonight due to an unexpected rocket launch. Thank you for your cooperation." "Attention customers, due to a tree-related malfunction, the Secret Santa has been postponed until further notice." "Attention patrons, I am pleased to announce that the Secret Santa was a success. Your gifts are currently on their way to the misfortunate." "Attention patrons, please run for your lives in a calm and orderly fashion. Thank you."

15% šance na zahájení 10 sekund po tom co se kontrolní bod otevře

"To the owner of one RED Intelligence briefcase, please report to the lost and found. Thank you." "To the owner of, uuh, white camper van, please move it out of the fire lane or you will be towed. Thank you for your business." "To the owner of a RED Bread van, you left your lights on."

Agent 96 & El Comandante

Agent 96 (BLU) a El Comandante (RED) jsou hlasatelé pro mapu Embargo, jsou nadabováni *STAR* a OctoBlitzVA.

Agent 96

Začátek Zápasu

"HELL YEAH BABY, tasks are simple, advance towards the enemy and push our special delivery. "Mercenaries are deployed baby, Operation Embargo is ON!" "We hired you today to give El Comandante our very delightful hellish gift." "The mission starts in 30 seconds!" "The mission starts in 30 seconds!" "The groovy dance will start in 30." "We are starting in 10. Move it!" "10 seconds, people, move it up!" "Five." "Four." "Three." "Two." "One."

Vozík se blíží ke kontrolnímu bodu

"Our canned bomb is close to the checkpoint." "Oh YEAH! We are taking that checkpoint!" "The way we go baby! Disco is on the move!"

Vozík zabral první kontrolní bod

"Keep it up, sugar – we got three more to go!" "Picasso gift's is going, baby! Let's go to the truck." "One to go, three left, keep moving forward."

Vozík se blíží k druhému kontrolnímu bodu

"They are raisin' the stakes! Tanks have been detected in the streets." "Dang it! They closed the streets with tanks! Go 'round it quick!" "Alert, I detect multiple tanks towards our directions – we have to leave this now!"

Vozík zabral druhý kontrolní bod

"We are gamblin' today, boys, haha! Take that damn thing over there and let's go to his front door! "Make sure to enjoy your stay and wreck anything you find funny, we are raisin' up the stakes." "Hohh woof, that was a close one! Well, we are going inside the casino. Have fun!"

Vozík zabral třetí kontrolní bod

"Betting on those cold-minded mercs was a good idea! Keep going! "Jackpot! One more to go and we bring prizes home!" "What a ripoff of Vegas, am I right? I want my got-damn refund!"

Vozík se blíží k finálnímu kontrolnímu bodu

"We are in the final stretch – dance up boys!" "This is what I'm talking about! Look at that money!" "Oh, my sweet lord... look at that cash all together in one place!"

Konec Zápasu

"Boys, wake up! We are losing this thing!" "Get on with it, we need to win this – your criminal records won't delete themselves!"

Výhra

"Thank you for calling the Bureau Bomb Department; please leave a message after the beep." "Time to paint the walls blue!" "What a beautifull painting, am I right?"

Prohra

"And they won! And I thought he was the big 'n stupid one." "Very disappointed in you, baby. Try harder next time." "Not fair, huh? You failed!"

Robot Zničen

"Hah! This is what i call 'budget cuts' *giggles* get it?" "Nothing personal! Although those pieces can be useful." "Sorry, little fellas. They can be repaired later, right?"

El Comandante

Začátek Kola

"A missione empeza, in thirty seconds." "Mission begins in treinta segundos!" "Diez segundos, cabrón!" "Ten seconds, amigos!" "Cinco." "Cuatro." "Tres." "Dos." "Uno." "I hired you to make one simple task; don't let those bafoons get any closer to my base." "Ha ha! Amigos, welcome to my paradise island! You will not be enjoying your stay today, because you got WORK TO DO!" "These bafoons from the Bureau think they can screw my operation! They will learn not to mess with El 'Grandioso' Comandante!"

Vozík se blíží ke kontrolnímu bodu

"Their silly wagon is close to my checkpoint. STOP IT" "Please get those PENDEJOS OUT OF HERE!" "That Bucket of paint is dangerously close to the checkpoint!"

Vozík zabral první kontrolní bod

"Cabrón! They are going towards the town. STOP THEM!" "All this loss is taken down from your salary! Imbeciles!" "Don't let them get closer to my base! You bafoons!"

Vozík se blíží k druhému kontrolnímu bodu

"Watch out, I'm closing the streets with heavy power! HAHAHAHA! And they- hah- and they are moving to the other side." "How about some tanks, huh? MUAHAHAHAHAH and they- they are driving right past them, aren't they?" "Now I wanna see how you get out of this one! Hahahahah-and... they turned left, didn't they?"

Vozík zabral druhý kontrolní bod

"My casino is for customers. So making sure you understand, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" "You cannot imagine how ANGRY I- *inhales* comandante, relax, comandante, relax, remember what terapista said." "That casino is not for you! Do your job and stop that truck!"

Vozík zabral třetí kontrolní bod

"They are on the casino! YOU MM! RAAAAARGH! "Now these cabróns are even closer to us. Are you actually doing something!?" "What I'm paying you people for? Defend. The. Cart."

Vozík se blíží k finálnímu kontrolnímu bodu

"They are close to my precious dinero. STOP IT!" "That's the money I pay you. And that thing is DANGEROUSLY CLOSE!" "STOP THE CART BEFORE I GO BANKRUPT, FOR SAKES!"

Konec Zápasu

"Hahahahah! We are winning! WE ARE WINNING!" "YEEES! Take THAT, bureaucrats!"

Výhra

"Yes, I WIN! And my genius tactics! I am GRANDIOSO!" "Yes, yes, yes! I won! Not even close, you damn Americans." "Victoria for ME! Hahahahahahaha."

Prohra

"NO, NO, NO! My PRECIOUS SAVINGS!" "There it goes... my counterfeit operation! And it is ALL YOUR FAULT!" "ME DINERO! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Robot Zničen

"These robots are expensive! Try NOT messing with them." "Can you please DON'T shoot the robots!" "These pieces are not cheap. WATCH IT!"

Drobnosti

Davy Jones

• Hláška "Are ye ready kids?" je reference na dětskou televizní show Spongebob v kalhotách' znělka.
• Hláška "We are in the ship!" je reference na Watergate Hlasatele který říká "We are in the beam".
• Hláška "After nine years of waiting in the Locker for help, I wasn't expecting much. But that was horrendous!" je reference na komentář vývojáře, ve kterém Gabe Newell řekne "after nine years [of Team Fortress 2 being] in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait".

Professor Bigginsize

• Hláška "You know a noble growth ray embiggens the smallest man..." je reference na motto smyšleného města Springfield v seriálu Simpsonovi: "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."

Rybář

• Hláška "The Seals say 'So long and thanks for all the fish!'" je reference na hlášku řečenou delfíny v rádiové komedii a knize The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Anglicky), a také na název čtvrté knihy ze série (Anglicky).