User:Chippel

Chippel
Basic information
Gender:	Male
Birth place:	Texas
Native language:	'Merican
Age:	14
Team Fortress 2
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Favourite weapons:
Contact information

This user watches the Recent Changes log.

This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.

This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.

This user is afraid of red links.

This user hates overlinking.

This user page is 4,202 bytes large.

This user supports The Two Wiki Union.

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This user knows how to edit templates and can create them too.

en	This user has a native understanding of English.

de-2	Dieser Benutzer beherrscht Deutsch auf fortgeschrittenem Niveau.

pr	Aye, this corsair be havin' a nati'e understandin' o' Pirate.

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.

This user is an employee of RED.

This user page is so small, it is funny to me!

This user is sappin' mah sentry!

This user is ON FIRE!!

This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players

This user is dominating you! HUNT THEM DOWN.

No smoking please!

This user HATES Spies.

This user constantly calls for MEDIC!

This user is a Demoknight. "There can be only one! Aye!"

This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."

This user is a piss sniper. "Jarate!"

This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.

This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.

This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.

This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.

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This user loves to paint their hats.

This user loves to rename their items.

This user loves to trade items.

This user loves to collect crates and is a crate addict.

EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

This user enjoys playing Zombie Fortress.

This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This user is credit to team?... “Nope”

This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”

This user is buildin' a Sentry

This user prefers Mann Co. brand adjustable spanners

This user does not drop Übers on A.

This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.

This good samaritan loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.

This user was killed by crockets.

This user has collected trading cards!

This user is a Mentlegen!

This user needs a dispenser here!

This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”

This user is a Mercenary.

This user tends to fall to pieces.

This user is a sitting duck.

This user is often given the cold shoulder.

This user has earned 17 of the 47 general achievements. That's 36%!

This user has earned 1 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 13%!

This user has earned 9 of the 28 Halloween achievements. That's 32%!

This user has earned both of the Eye-chievements!

This user has earned 21 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 51%!

This user has earned 23 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 53%!

This user has earned 25 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 63%!

This user has earned 25 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 57%!

This user has earned 20 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 53%!

This user has earned 23 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 61%!

This user has earned 24 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 62%!

This user has earned 32 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 76%!

This user has earned 26 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 68%!

This user has earned 0 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 0%!

This user has earned the Christmas Event achievement!

This user has earned 0 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 0%!

This user has earned 3 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 6%!

This user has earned 250 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 48%!

This user has spent 296 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.

This user owns 18 hats! (Probably 17 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user's TF2 stats cannot be found. What a shame.

This user has cut off a ridiculous number of heads in one life with the Eyelander!

This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 150 frames per second.

This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.

This user avenged their fallen Sentry a ridiculous number of times in one life!

This user owns Bill's Hat.

Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?

This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items.

This user owns the Black Rose.

This user owns the Bounty Hat.

This user owns the Dangeresque, Too?

This user owns a Genuine Companion Cube Pin.

This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.

This user owns a Genuine AWPer Hand.

This user owns a Genuine Blind Justice.

This user owns an Unusual hat.

This user owns an Unusual Magnificent Mongolian.

This user owns a Strange Camera Beard.

This user owns the Ghastly Gibus.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.

This user owns the MONOCULUS!.

This user has attained the level of Bronze on their World Traveler's Hat!

This user is a Special Delivery Scout.

This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!

This user oughta' be on a baseball card!

Aaaaaaahhhhh! *bang bang bang*

This user plays air guitar over your smoldering corpse.

Cheers, mate!

Pow!

Wrench smashin' mah Spy!

Saw-ry!

You got blood on my knife, mate!

This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!

This user shows off their sweet combo skills with the Gunslinger! Bam! Pow! Hah!

This user is an idiot. Anyone got a plaster?

This user has trodden on a rake.

This user throws their grenades.

This user knows how to pronounce Claidheamh Mòr.

This user's weapons are high in vitamin B.

This user's melee weapon of choice contains 80% of your recommended daily allowance of sugar.

This user likes rowing.

This user trails fire from their boots while whacking people with shovels.

This user thinks a fake beard isn't obvious enough.

This user's hat flew away.

This user owns a Team Captain that almost looks like the Wiki Cap from a mile away.

This user is the proud owner of a Top Notch. Just kidding!

This user has collected 9 (out of the 181 currently available) Genuine promotional items.

This user has collected 18 (out of the 239 currently available) Strange weapons.

This user enjoys making people go insane.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user makes ridiculous userboxes.

This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.

Man this user's pretty! Do the Monkey with them! Come on!

This user does not want userboxes on their profile page... wait a second....

This user wants a Wiki Cap.

This user likes HD videos.

This user has double sun power.

This user loves Nyan Cat and Nyan Cat loves them too.

This user loves absurd humour.

This user overuses user boxes.

If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.

This user is a fan of Gabe.

This user likes to shoot first and ask questions later!

This user feels like Gabe Newell's watching them.

This user likes trains.

This user is NOT A MORON!

your/ you’re

This user thinks that if you're grammar is incorrect, then your in need of help. ><

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 1,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.

This user does the Dew

This user drinks far too much milk.

This user drinks far too much Bonk!

This user eats far too many sandviches.

This user eats far too much chocolate.

This user eats far too much steak

This user is American, pardner!

Howdy, I'm a Texan!

This user uses Twitter, whose profile can be found here.

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.

This user prefers Half-Life 1.

This user likes Half-Life 2.

This user enjoys Portal.

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

g	This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user has the "Valve Complete Pack".

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.

This user likes Dota 2.

This user accepts no refunds....ever.

This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.

This user has gotta catch 'em all!

This user loves playing Terraria.

This user's computer has Intel inside.

This user games with NVIDIA.

This user games with ATI.

This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.

This user uses Microsoft Windows XP.

This user likes to see this wiki turning green.