User:Piemanmoo/Hat descriptions

Some hats still need descriptions. So if there is ever a second Hat Describing Contest, I'll be prepared.

The Entries

Creative?	Class	Hat	Description
No	Scout	Milkman	Who doesn't love the Milkman? There's a smile on his face and a milk in his hand.
No	Soldier	Grenadier's Softcap	Hey, you gotta die sometime right?
Yes	Soldier	Dr's Dapper Topper	I do not like grenades and spam. I do not like them, Demoman.
Yes	Soldier	Exquisite Rack	Me crit you long time.
No	Pyro	Attendant	The smell of fresh gas fumes and burnt rubber is what this once humble service man loves the most.
Yes	Demoman	Hustler's Hallmark	Hatter's gonna hat.
Yes	Heavy	Football Helmet	For a very special Heavy.
Sorta	Medic	Blighted Beak	That foulsome air may do no harm Nor cause the doctor man alarm
No	Spy	Familiar Fez	They may not recall your face...
Sorta	All classes	Mann Co. Cap	We make hats and get in fights.
No	All classes	Ellis' Cap	Left 4 You 2.