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{{Quotation|'''The Engineer''' bemoaning lost "Mini-Dispenser" PDAs|This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!|sound=Engineer_wranglekills01.wav}}
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{{Quotation|'''Handy Pardner''' publicity blurb|Built by Engineers for Engineers.}}
 
The '''Handy Pardner''' is a [[Steam Workshop|community-contributed]], unused experimental [[PDA]] for the [[Engineer]] that was being play-tested by [[Valve]]. It is a PDA used to build the [[Mini-Dispenser]], which itself is an experimental building that has not yet made it into the game. It appears to be a gray blocky device with a computer screen and three buttons, displaying a team-colored [[w:command-line interface|command-line interface]] with various commands and random text.
 
The '''Handy Pardner''' is a [[Steam Workshop|community-contributed]], unused experimental [[PDA]] for the [[Engineer]] that was being play-tested by [[Valve]]. It is a PDA used to build the [[Mini-Dispenser]], which itself is an experimental building that has not yet made it into the game. It appears to be a gray blocky device with a computer screen and three buttons, displaying a team-colored [[w:command-line interface|command-line interface]] with various commands and random text.
  
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{{code| ./buildings/mco/pda
 
{{code| ./buildings/mco/pda
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Kernel PDA2.v2.8
 
Kernel PDA2.v2.8
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Checking for updates...
 
Checking for updates...
 
aconet/updates/updt.mco -upt v3
 
aconet/updates/updt.mco -upt v3
ERROR:Argument "v3" is invalid.<br>
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ERROR:Argument "v3" is invalid.
 
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<br>
./eng/blds/stlbld.mco
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./eng/blds/stlbld.mco<br>
  
 
BUILT: '''[random text]'''<br>
 
BUILT: '''[random text]'''<br>
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'''Unknown'''
 
'''Unknown'''
 
* {{Undocumented}} Files for the Handy Pardner were removed from the game.
 
* {{Undocumented}} Files for the Handy Pardner were removed from the game.
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== Trivia ==
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* In the apparent screen text, the {{code|.mco}} file type is in real life associated with [[w:Windows Live Messenger]].
  
 
== Gallery ==
 
== Gallery ==

Revision as of 01:36, 18 August 2023

Built by Engineers for Engineers.
Handy Pardner publicity blurb

The Handy Pardner is a community-contributed, unused experimental PDA for the Engineer that was being play-tested by Valve. It is a PDA used to build the Mini-Dispenser, which itself is an experimental building that has not yet made it into the game. It appears to be a gray blocky device with a computer screen and three buttons, displaying a team-colored command-line interface with various commands and random text.

The backpack icons, model, and textures for the Handy Pardner were accidentally leaked in the Jungle Inferno Update. Based on the patch diff for the update, it appears that when Valve migrated some weapons and cosmetics over to the tf\models\workshop directory from their original directories (tf\models\player\items, tf\models\weapons\c_models), they accidentally migrated some "staging build" (in-dev) Workshop content they were testing at the time (if not for the past two years) and pushed it in the update.

The Handy Pardner was contributed to the Steam Workshop.

Command-line text

Note: This is an approximate transcription of the apparent text in the team-colored screen:

./buildings/mco/pda


Kernel PDA2.v2.8


Checking for updates... aconet/updates/updt.mco -upt v3 ERROR:Argument "v3" is invalid.
./eng/blds/stlbld.mco

BUILT: [random text]
ERROR: [random text]
WARNING: [long random text]
MSG[x]: [random text]
WARNING: [random text]
MSG[spda58]: [longest random text]

Update history

October 20, 2017 Patch (Jungle Inferno Update Patch 1)

  • [Undocumented] Files for the Handy Pardner were added to the game.

Unknown

  • [Undocumented] Files for the Handy Pardner were removed from the game.

Trivia

Gallery