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The Fancy vs. Nasty Update is an unofficial fan update created by Mister Royzo. It has been mentioned by the TF2 Official Blog.^[1]

The Australian Christmas update brought most of the items (some having been altered) into the game officially, with other items being added into the game with the Replay Update.

Story, Day One

The Spy receives the Administrator's letter.

The RED team receives a letter from the Administrator:

“

Dear RED Mercenaries

Congratulations. For the first time in this disastrous chain of misfortune I call your 'employment' there's actually been success. The past few weeks you have been especially victorious and I feel compelled to motivate this kind of behavior.

I've prepared a dinner party for all of you in a fancy restaurant I regularly enjoy called "L'Appétit", though I highly doubt the likes of you ever go there. Since this will be the first time you're going to an actual grown-up event I'll inform you of the etiquette that's involved:

Don't take weaponry with you, don't yell, don't murder, don't talk about your job and I better not see your military-cut scalp.

Provided you don't develop hair as impossibly fast as my dog seems to that means you'll have to get fancy headgear before you join us. See to it that you do. Don't disappoint me.

— The Administrator

”

The Soldier responds with a letter to his team.

The BLU team doesn't take kindly to this revelation, and the Soldier responds to this by writing a letter to his own team.

“

Dear Co-workers

Listen up Ladies! As if our failure streak isn't bad enough already, a little birdy told me that those dress-wearing RED pansies are being rewarded for their obvious cheating! Not surprisingly they're playing dress-up with hats for a nancy pantsy tea-party in L'Appétit!

How about we rough up their tea-time a little? Have our own kind of party, BLU style! Get your nastiest, most brutal weapon of choice and meet me at the back of this French-named circus!

If you're too much of a pansy for close-quarter combat you should just stay home and read your girl magazines.

— The Soldier

”

Day Two

The RED Spy, Pyro, and Heavy are seen walking into L'Appétit wearing their new hats. For the Pyro, it's the Madame Dixie, for the Heavy, the Coupe D'isaster, and for the Spy, the Détective Noir.

Meanwhile, around the back of the restaurant, the BLU Medic and Demoman are waiting anxiously and wielding their new weapons. For the Medic, it's the Krankensage, and for the Demoman, a tongue-twisting Claidheamohmor.

Madame Dixie

The Madame Dixie is a downloadable headwear model replacement for the Pyro. It is a purple tea hat with pink roses on the front and is supposedly modeled after retro ladies' flower-decked headwear from the time period of the game's setting. Historically, tea hats were worn by women, hinting at the fact that the Pyro's gender is ambiguous and widely speculated to be female.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Pyro's Beanie, Brigade Helm, Respectless Rubber Glove, or Triboniophorus Tyrannus.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Coupe D'isaster

The Coupe D'Isaster is a downloadable headwear model replacement for the Heavy. It is a badly done black toupee.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Football Helmet, Officer's Ushanka, Tough Guy's Toque, or Hound Dog.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Détective Noir

The Détective Noir is a downloadable headwear model replacement for the Spy. It is a stereotypical 1930s detective hat. Team colored versions are included in the download.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Fancy Fedora, Backbiter's Billycock, or Magistrate's Mullet.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Krankensage

The Krankensage is a downloadable weapon model replacement for the Medic's Ubersaw. It is a more threatening looking version of the Medic's default Bonesaw with bigger teeth along the blade, but includes an ÜberCharge meter like its unlockable counterpart, the Ubersaw (unlike the Ubersaw, the meter is jiggleboned). It also has a black handle and a knob.

Can be downloaded to replace the model of the: Übersaw.

Picture

Claidheamohmor

The Claidheamohmor is a downloadable weapon model replacement for the Demoman's Eyelander. It has a crossguard with side rings, a red and green w:tartan wrapped around the grip, and a blood-spattered blade.

Although its name is in the Gaelic form of Claymore, it appears to be more closely modeled after a Swiss or German Zweihänder, with parrierhaken guards above the ricasso.

Can be downloaded to replace the model of the: Eyelander.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update, and its name changed to Claidheamh Mòr in the December 21, 2010 Patch.

Picture

Day Three

The RED Sniper, Medic, and Soldier are all sitting around a table with their new headwear, awaiting their nourishment. The Sniper, with his Crocleather Slouch, and the Medic, with his German Gonzila, look judgingly at the Soldier and his patriotic helmet, not quite understanding the dress code.

The BLU Pyro and Soldier are in the kitchen wielding their weapons, the Frying Pan for the Soldier and the Back Scratcher for the Pyro.

Patriot

The Patriot is a headwear model replacement for the Soldier. It is a smooth motorcycle helmet with a dark visor and is painted with a blue section with white stars on the top and red and white stripes along the side. The picture as seen on the website was established by envmap work done by NeoDement.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Stainless Pot, Tyrant's Helm, or Killer's Kabuto.

Picture

German Gonzila

The German Gonzila is a headwear model replacement for the Medic. It is a hybrid of the Spy's Backbiter's Billycock and the Medic's Vintage Tyrolean, but with grayish-black colors.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Prussian Pickelhaube, Vintage Tyrolean, or Otolaryngologist's Mirror.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Crocleather Slouch

The Crocleather Slouch is a headwear model replacement for the Sniper. It is a light tan slouch hat with a ring of crocodile leather.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Master's Yellow Belt, Professional's Panama, or Shooter's Sola Topi.

This item was made official in the Replay Update.

Picture

Frying Pan

The Frying Pan is a downloadable weapon model replacement for the Soldier's Equalizer. It has a big dent with a bloodstain on it.

Can be downloaded to replace the model of the: Equalizer.

An updated version that replaces the official Frying Pan weapon was released in TF2 Emporium XXIV.

Picture

Back Scratcher

The Back Scratcher is a downloadable weapon replacement for the Pyro's Axtinguisher. It is a gardening rake with a wooden handle and a green metal head with bloodstains on the teeth.

Can be downloaded to replace the model of the: Axtinguisher.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Day Four

The brawl inside L'Appétit begins as the RED Scout, with his Flipped Trilby, the Demoman, fitted with his Celtic Crown, and the Engineer, wearing his Buckaroo's Hat, confront the BLU Heavy, who is wielding his Fists of Steel, and the BLU Scout, who is swinging his Boston Basher.

Celtic Crown

The Celtic Crown is a headwear model replacement for the Demoman. It is styled after the crowns of the kings of Middle Age Scotland.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Demoman's Fro, Glengarry Bonnet, Scotsman's Stove Pipe, or Hustler's Hallmark.

A similar item, known as the Class Crown, was released in the Scream Fortress 2016 update.

Picture

Flipped Trilby

The Flipped Trilby is a headwear model replacement for the Scout. It is a trilby hat with the rim pushed downward. It may refer to the Scout's rebellious teenage nature.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Bonk Helm, Ye Olde Baker Boy, or Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Buckaroo's Hat

The Buckaroo's Hat is a headwear model replacement for the Engineer. It is a black cowboy hat similar to the Texas Ten Gallon, but with a smaller brim and a white band around the center.

Can be downloaded to replace the models of the: Ghastly Gibus, Texas Ten Gallon, Engineer's Cap, or Hotrod.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Fists of Steel

The Fists of Steel are a downloadable replacement for the Heavy's Killing Gloves of Boxing, with the inclusion of new sound effects. They appear as a pair of large robotic gauntlets. They reference the Heavy's "My Fists, they are made of steel" voice line.

An updated version that adds the Gloves of Running Urgently skin was released in TF2 Emporium XXIV.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Boston Basher

The Boston Basher is a weapon model replacement for the Scout's Sandman. The skin only replaces the bat. It is a bloodstained wooden club covered with spikes and reinforced with metal rings.

Can be download to replace the model of the: Sandman.

This item was made official in the Australian Christmas update.

Picture

Steam avatars

The Scout
The Soldier
The Pyro
The Demoman
The Heavy
The Engineer
The Medic
The Sniper
The Spy

Trivia

The image of the Soldier's letter reads quite differently than the text shown in the update:

“

I hope the TF2 community won't be able to read

this because I'm dedicated to writing silly things
here. Then again, who looks for easter eggs in an
unofficial community update. Oh lord this text
will show up even bigger. Let's hope they don't
have that fancy CSI software people sh[ink spot]
to have on TV. Or paint for that matter. Or a
magnifying glass. Oh will they be disappointed
when they actually find out what's written here.
They must have thought it was the [release?]
date for Episode 3 & they actually went to get
the CSI software, Oh dear. Did I just delay some-
thing? I hope not. Speaking of future Valve [titles?],
I wonder what Portal 2's like. It's rumoured to be
showcased at the next E3. I hope so, last E3 was
rather disappointing in the Valve area. Oh well.
Oh dear, will this wall of text match up to the
one on the website? Maybe I should see.

Signed,

— The Soldier

”

References

↑ http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3835

External links

Fancy vs. Nasty Update page. Archived from the original

[1] ttp://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3835

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Day Three

Patriot

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Frying Pan

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-{{Cleanup}}
+[[Image:FancyvsNastyPromo.png|right|x200px|link=http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty]]
-The '''[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/ Fancy vs. Nasty]''' update is an unofficial update, created by [http://steamcommunity.com/id/misterroyzo Mister Royzo], a well known and respected modder. It has received a prestigious mention in the [[TF2 Official Blog]].
+The '''Fancy vs. Nasty Update''' is an unofficial fan update created by [http://steamcommunity.com/id/misterroyzo Mister Royzo]. It has been mentioned by the [[TF2 Official Blog]].<ref> http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3835</ref>
+The [[Australian Christmas]] update brought most of the items (some having been altered) into the game officially, with other items being added into the game with the [[Replay Update]].
-{| align="left" width="100%"
-| __TOC__
-|[[Image:FancyvsNastyPromo.png|link=http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/|right|x200px]]
-|}
 == Story, [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/day1.php Day One] ==
-[[Image:FvN_Spyletter.png|right|thumb|The Spy receives the Administrator's letter|x180px]]
+[[Image:FvN_Spyletter.png|right|thumb|The Spy receives the Administrator's letter.|x180px]]
-Our story begins with the [[RED]]s receiving a letter from their overlord, the [[Administrator]].
+The [[RED]] team receives a letter from the [[Administrator]]:
-{{Quotation|'''The [[Administrator]]|Dear [[RED]] Mercenaries
+{{Quotation|'''The Administrator|Dear RED Mercenaries
 '''Congratulations. For the first time in this disastrous chain of misfortune I call your 'employment' there's actually been success.
@@ Line 21: / Line 20: @@
 Provided you don't develop hair as impossibly fast as my dog seems to that means you'll have to get fancy headgear before you join us. See to it that you do. '''Don't disappoint me.'''}}
 [[Image:FvN_Soldierwrite.png|right|thumb|The Soldier responds with a letter to his team.|x180px]]
-The [[BLU]] team don't take kindly to this revelation and the Soldier responds to this, by writing a letter to his own [[BLU|team]].
-{{Quotation|'''The [[Soldier]]'''|Dear [[BLU|Co-workers]]
+The [[BLU]] team doesn't take kindly to this revelation, and the [[Soldier]] responds to this by writing a letter to his own team.
+{{Quotation|'''The Soldier'''|Dear Co-workers
 '''Listen up Ladies!''' As if our failure streak isn't bad enough already, a little birdy told me that those dress-wearing RED pansies are being rewarded for their obvious cheating! Not surprisingly they're playing dress-up with hats for a nancy pantsy tea-party in L'Appétit!
@@ Line 33: / Line 34: @@
 == [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/day2.php Day Two] ==
+The RED [[Spy]], [[Pyro]], and [[Heavy]] are seen walking into L'Appétit wearing their new hats. For the Pyro, it's the [[Madame Dixie]], for the Heavy, the [[Coupe D'isaster]], and for the Spy, the [[Détective Noir]].
-The RED [[Spy]], [[Pyro]] and [[Heavy]] are seen walking into L'Appétit wearing their dashing new hats. For Pyro it's Madame Dixie, for Heavy, Coupe D'Isaster and for Spy, Détective Noir.
+Meanwhile, around the back of the restaurant, the BLU [[Medic]] and [[Demoman]] are waiting anxiously and wielding their new weapons. For the Medic, it's the Krankensage, and for the Demoman, a tongue-twisting [[Claidheamh Mòr|Claidheamohmor]].
-Around the back of the restaurant the BLU [[Medic]] and [[Demoman]] are waiting anxiously wielding their new brutish weapons. For Medic, it's the Krankensage and for the Demoman, a tongue-twisting Claidheamohmor.
-===Madame Dixie===
-[[Image:FvN_madame dixie.png|100px|right|Madame Dixie]]
-A beautiful, sophisticated and timeless hat worn only by the finest of upper-class citizens, albeit mostly women.
-It is debatable how this delightful headgear found its way to the [[Pyro]], but something tells me I don't want to know.
-A downloadable hat replacement for any of the [[Pyro]]'s current headwear.
+===[[Madame Dixie]]===
+[[Image:FvN_madame dixie.png|100px|right|The Madame Dixie]]
-A joke at the fact that the Pyro's gender is ambiguous and wildly speculated to be female. Supposedly modeled after retro ladies flower decked headwear from the time period of the game's setting.
+The '''Madame Dixie''' is a downloadable headwear model replacement for the [[Pyro]]. It is a purple tea hat with pink roses on the front and is supposedly modeled after retro ladies' flower-decked headwear from the time period of the game's setting. Historically, tea hats were worn by women, hinting at the fact that the Pyro's gender is ambiguous and widely speculated to be female.
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=1 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=1 Ghastly Gibus],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=2 Pyro's Beanie],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=3 Brigade Helm],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=4 Respectless Rubber Glove],
-or the [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=5 Triboniophorus Tyrannus].
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=5 Triboniophorus Tyrannus].
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_madame dixie_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-===Coupe D'Isaster===
+===[[Coupe D'isaster]]===
-[[Image:FvN_coupe disaster.png|100px|right|Coupe D'Isaster]]
+[[Image:FvN_coupe disaster.png|100px|right|The Coupe D'Isastre]]
-All men agree that there's no greater shame than to be outcoifed by someone. Rich men spend millions of dollars every year to ensure their scalp is graced by the greatest gathering of hair imaginable. Unfortunately the [[Heavy]] has not been able to join this tradition. No longer! With this deceptively unrealistic toupé you'll fit right in!
-A downloadable hat replacement for any of the [[Heavy]]'s current headwear.
+The '''Coupe D'Isaster''' is a downloadable headwear model replacement for the [[Heavy]]. It is a badly done black toupee.
-Designed as a jokingly awful looking toupee. Resembles the hair of the character [http://www.linkmesh.com/imagenes/temas/street_fighter/dudley_merendando.jpg Dudley] from Street Fighter.
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=6 Ghastly Gibus],
-Can be downloaded to replace:
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=6 Ghastly Gibus],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=7 Football Helmet],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=8 Officer's Ushanka],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=9 Tough Guy's Toque],
- or the [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=10 Hound Dog].
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=10 Hound Dog].
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_coupe_disaster_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-===Détective Noir===
+===[[Détective Noir]]===
 [[Image:FvN_detective noir.png|100px|right|Détective Noir]]
-Less publicly known than the license to kill, being a [[Spy]] also comes with a vast supply of fashionably correct hats. You certainly won't look like a very impressive Spy without this beauty, so don't go spewing one-liners over defeated enemies without it.
-A downloadable hat replacement for any of the [[Spy]]'s current headwear.
-Designed after the classic dectective headgear of gum shoes of the time period. Team colored versions are included in the download.
+The '''Détective Noir''' is a downloadable headwear model replacement for the [[Spy]]. It is a stereotypical 1930s detective hat. {{botignore|Team colored}} versions are included in the download.
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=11 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=11 Ghastly Gibus],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=12 Fancy Fedora],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=13 Backbiter's Billycock],
-or the [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=14 Magistrate's Mullet].
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=14 Magistrate's Mullet].
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_detective_noir_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-===The Krankensage===
+===Krankensage===
 [[Image:FvN_krankensage.png|100px|right|The Krankensage]]
-Every self respecting medical practitioner knows that the effectiveness of a tool is directly proportional to its amount of screens and knobs.
-So explain to me why you're still using the [[Übersaw]]? It's not even slightly confusing to use.
-A downloadable weapon replacement for the [[Medic]]'s Übersaw.
+The '''Krankensage''' is a downloadable weapon model replacement for the [[Medic]]'s [[Ubersaw]]. It is a more threatening looking version of the Medic's default [[Bonesaw]] with bigger teeth along the blade, but includes an [[ÜberCharge]] meter like its unlockable counterpart, the Ubersaw (unlike the Ubersaw, the meter is [[Jiggle bones|jiggleboned]]). It also has a black handle and a knob.
-A more threatening looking version of the Medic's default Bonesaw, except this time it includes an ÜberCharge meter like it's unlockable counterpart, the Übersaw (unlike the Übersaw, the meter is jiggleboned). Also has a slick black handle and a fancy knob.
+Can be downloaded to replace the model of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=15 Übersaw].
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=15 Übersaw]
+!class="header"| Picture
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_krankensage_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-===Claidheamohmor===
-[[Image:FvN_claidheamohmor.png|100px|right|Claidheamohmor]]
-Right about now you must be wondering how in God's name you're supposed to pronounce Claidheamohmor. The answer: you don't! If you're remotely near one you'll be dead long before you're done injuring your vocal chords anyway!
-A downloadable weapon replacement for the [[Demoman]]'s [[Eyelander]].
+=== [[Claidheamohmor]] ===
+[[Image:FvN_claidheamohmor.png|100px|right|The Claidheamohmor]]
-A more fancy version of the Demoman's current claymore, the Eyelander. This version includes a more ornate hilt guard and pommel, as well as a plaid patterned grip and a pair of deadly spikes on the blade. The entire ensemble completed with a signature blood spattering on the blade as well. The weapon's name is pronounced "clay-dee-ah-MOCH-more," which is the Scottish pronunciation of Claymore.
+The '''Claidheamohmor''' is a downloadable weapon model replacement for the [[Demoman]]'s [[Eyelander]]. It has a crossguard with side rings, a red and green [[w:tartan]] wrapped around the grip, and a blood-spattered blade.
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+Although its name is in the [[w:Scots Gaelic|Gaelic]] form of [[w:Claymore|Claymore]], it appears to be more closely modeled after a Swiss or German [[w:Zweihänder|Zweihänder]], with ''parrierhaken'' guards above the [[w:ricasso|ricasso]].
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=16 Eyelander]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+Can be downloaded to replace the model of the:
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=16 Eyelander].
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update, and its name changed to [[Claidheamh Mòr]] in the {{Patch name|12|21|2010}}.
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_claidheamohmor_screen.png|250px]]
@@ Line 135: / Line 130: @@
 ==[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/day3.php Day Three]==
+The RED [[Sniper]], Medic, and Soldier are all sitting around a table with their new headwear, awaiting their nourishment. The Sniper, with his [[Crocleather Slouch]], and the Medic, with his [[German Gonzila]], look judgingly at the Soldier and his patriotic helmet, not quite understanding the dress code.
-The [[RED]] Sniper, Medic and Soldier are all sitting around a table, wearing their chic new headwear, awaiting their nourishment. The Sniper with his crocodile leather hat and the Medic with his German bowler hat look judgingly at the Soldier and his patriotic helmet, not quite understanding the dress code.
+The BLU Pyro and Soldier are in the kitchen wielding their weapons, the [[Frying Pan]] for the Soldier and the [[Back Scratcher]] for the Pyro.
-The [[BLU]] Pyro and Soldier are in the kitchen wielding their destructive weapons, a Frying Pan for the Soldier and the Backscratcher for the Pyro.
-===The Patriot===
-[[Image:FvN_patriot.png|100px|left|The Patriot]]
-The most dangerous thing about shooting rockets at your feet is hitting your head on the way up. The second is ofcourse looking like a complete fool with oversized head protection.
-This cleverly designed helmet solves both problems! The thick outer shell protects your fragile skull and the glorious stars and stripes make you look stylish and patriotic.
-This headwear item replaces any of the [[Soldier]]'s current hats, except the [[Soldier's Stash]].
+=== Patriot ===
+[[Image:FvN_patriot.png|100px|right|The Patriot]]
-Designed with a slighly reminiscent look of famous daredevil biker Evil Kinevil's old helmet covered in patriotic coloration. The picture as seen on the website was established by envmap work done by NeoDement, another well attributed modeler and creator of the Scotsman's Skullcutter.
+The '''Patriot''' is a headwear model replacement for the [[Soldier]]. It is a smooth motorcycle helmet with a dark visor and is painted with a blue section with white stars on the top and red and white stripes along the side. The picture as seen on the website was established by envmap work done by NeoDement.
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=17 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=17 Ghastly Gibus],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=18 Stainless Pot],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=19 Tyrant's Helm],
-or the [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=20 Killer's Kabuto].
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=20 Killer's Kabuto].
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_patriot_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-===German Gonzila===
-[[Image:FvN_german_gonzila.png|100px|left|German Gonzila]]
-Maniacal doctors are infamously unfashionable. It took several years and millions of dollars to develop the cure for this fatal illness, but recently in the laboratories of a university the first stable prototype has been developed: a bowler hat-like Tyrolean with a decorative fluff on the side.
-This headwear item replaces any of the [[Medic]]'s current hats.
+===[[German Gonzila]]===
+[[Image:FvN_german_gonzila.png|100px|right|The German Gonzila]]
-An interesting hybrid of the Spy's [[Backbiter's Billycock]] and the Medic's [[Vintage Tyrolean]], but with a nice neutral grayish-black color palate.
+The '''German Gonzila''' is a headwear model replacement for the [[Medic]]. It is a hybrid of the Spy's [[Backbiter's Billycock]] and the Medic's [[Vintage Tyrolean]], but with grayish-black colors.
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=21 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=21 Ghastly Gibus],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=22 Prussian Pickelhaube],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=23 Vintage Tyrolean],
-or the [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=24 Otolaryngologist's Mirror].
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=24 Otolaryngologist's Mirror].
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_german_gonzila_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-===Crocleather Slouch===
-[[Image:FvN_crocleather_slouch.png|100px|left|Crocleather Slouch]]
-The last glance into the world your enemies get is usually you broadly smiling and waving, but what if I told you we could offer you more? With this hat the last thing your enemies will see is a man broadly smiling, waving and sporting a fine cream hat, surrounded by a broad patch of the finest crocodile leather. Doesn't that just sound much better?
-This headwear item replaces any of the [[Sniper]]'s current hats, except the [[Trophy Belt]].
+===[[Crocleather Slouch]]===
+[[Image:FvN_crocleather_slouch.png|100px|right|The Crocleather Slouch]]
-A possible throwback to the hat worn by Crocodile Dundee, but replacing the ring of teeth with crocodile leather.
+The '''Crocleather Slouch''' is a headwear model replacement for the [[Sniper]]. It is a light tan slouch hat with a ring of crocodile leather.
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=25 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=25 Ghastly Gibus],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=26 Master's Yellow Belt],
 [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=27 Professional's Panama],
-or the [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=28 Shooter's Sola Topi].
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=28 Shooter's Sola Topi].
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+This item was made official in the [[Replay Update]].
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_crocleather_slouch_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
 ===Frying Pan===
-[[Image:FvN_frying_pan.png|100px|left|Frying Pan]]
+[[Image:FvN_frying_pan.png|100px|right|The Frying Pan]]
-It is common knowledge that frying pans double as cooking equipment. Our rib and soup fed Soldier being the awful cook that he is prefers to use it in the conventional manner: caving people's skulls in, though you might have figured that out already by the big dent. And that's not ketchup either.
-A downloadable weapon replacement for the [[Soldier]]'s [[Equalizer]].
+The '''Frying Pan''' is a downloadable weapon model replacement for the [[Soldier]]'s [[Equalizer]]. It has a big dent with a bloodstain on it.
-A possible jibe at the fact that one of the Soldier's available hats is a [[Stainless Pot]], this melee unlock is simply a Frying Pan with a nasty dent in it (like the Pot) covered with the blood of his latest victim.
+Can be downloaded to replace the model of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=29 Equalizer].
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+An updated version that replaces the official [[Frying Pan]] weapon was released in [http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1011902-TF2-Emporium-XXIV TF2 Emporium XXIV].
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=29 Equalizer]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"|Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_frying_pan_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-===Backscratcher===
-[[Image:FvN_backscratcher.png|100px|left|The Backscratcher]]
-When asked about it, the Pyro claims to have found it in the garden and has been using it as a backscratcher, though we must admit we have always wondered how the bent teeth and bloodstains got there. Now we know.
-A downloadable weapon replacement for the [[Pyro]]'s [[Axtinguisher]].
+===[[Back Scratcher]]===
+[[Image:FvN_backscratcher.png|100px|right|The Backscratcher]]
+The '''Back Scratcher''' is a downloadable weapon replacement for the [[Pyro]]'s [[Axtinguisher]]. It is a gardening rake with a wooden handle and a green metal head with bloodstains on the teeth.
-Another possible joke that the Pyro is female and does garden work? No one really knows. All we know is that only a deranged maniac would use such an evil-looking rake as a back scratcher.
+Can be downloaded to replace the model of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=30 Axtinguisher].
-Can be downloaded to replace:
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-The [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=30 Axetinguisher]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_backscratcher_screen.png|250px]]
@@ Line 232: / Line 222: @@
 ==[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/day4.php Day Four]==
+The brawl inside L'Appétit begins as the RED [[Scout]], with his [[Flipped Trilby]], the Demoman, fitted with his Celtic Crown, and the [[Engineer]], wearing his [[Buckaroo's Hat]], confront the BLU Heavy, who is wielding his [[Fists of Steel]], and the BLU Scout, who is swinging his [[Boston Basher]].
-The brawl inside L'Appétit begins, as the RED Scout, wearing his classy Trilby, the Demoman, fitted with his Celtic Crown, and Engineer, with his Buckaroo Hat, confront the BLU Heavy, wielding his Fists of Steel and Scout, swinging his Boston Basher.
+===Celtic Crown===
+[[Image:FvN_celtic_crown.png|100px|right|The Celtic Crown]]
-=== Celtic Crown ===
-[[Image:FvN_celtic_crown.png|100px|right|Celtic Crown]]
-Back in ye olde days, where sticky-bomb spammers were unheard of and sword-and-board wielding kings dominated the Scottisch plains, the Demoman's great ancestors donned mighty crowns while slaying sea serpents and bathing in dragon blood. Introducing a majestic hat that has been passed on to every first-born son in the Demoman lineage family for centuries; the Celtic Crown!
-This headwear item replaces any of the [[Demoman]]'s current hats.
+The '''Celtic Crown''' is a headwear model replacement for the [[Demoman]]. It is styled after the crowns of the kings of Middle Age Scotland.
-This hat is styled after the crowns of the Kings of Middle Ages Scotland. Considering the Demoman's large salary, he may have bought it.
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=32 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=33 Demoman's Fro],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=34 Glengarry Bonnet],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=35 Scotsman's Stove Pipe],
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=36 Hustler's Hallmark].
-Download to replace:
+A similar item, known as the [[Class Crown]], was released in the [[Scream Fortress 2016]] update.
-Ghastly Gibus[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=32]
-Demoman's Fro[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=33]
-Glengarry Bonnet[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=34]
-Scotsman's Stove Pipe[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=35]
-Hustler's Hallmark[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=36]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_celtic_crown_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-=== Flipped Trilby ===
+===[[Flipped Trilby]]===
-[[Image:FvN_flipped_trilby.png|100px|right|Flipped Trilby]]
+[[Image:FvN_flipped_trilby.png|100px|right|The Flipped Trilby]]
-Oh my, aren't you the rebel! Wearing your little hats the wrong way seems to be the newest craze around here, so we thought; Why not give those little troublemakers a hat that actually looks good when worn the wrong way?
-This headwear item replaces any of the [[Scout]]'s current hats, except the [[Batter's Helmet]].
+The '''Flipped Trilby''' is a headwear model replacement for the [[Scout]]. It is a trilby hat with the rim pushed downward. It may refer to the Scout's rebellious teenage nature.
-The hat is, as the name suggests, a trilby worn backwards. A possible reference to the Scout's rebellious teenage nature. Ironically, the Spy's [[Fancy Fedora]] resembles a trilby.
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=38 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=39 Bonk Helm],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=40 Ye Olde Baker Boy],
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=41 Troublemaker's Tossle Cap].
-Download to replace:
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-Ghastly Gibus[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=38]
-Bonk Helm[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=39]
-Ye Olde Baker Boy[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=40]
-Troublemaker's Tossle Cap[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=41]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_flipped_trilby_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-=== Buckaroo's Hat ===
+===[[Buckaroo's Hat]]===
-[[Image:FvN_buckaroos_hat.png|100px|right|Buckaroo's Hat]]
+[[Image:FvN_buckaroos_hat.png|100px|right|The Buckaroo's Hat]]
-Long ago in the ancient and deserted lands of Texas the Engineer's great-grandfather Sentagoras rented mules to daring adventurers who couldn't wait to explore ancient Greece. How did ancient Greece end up in Texas? Maybe you'll find out when you download this hat!
-This headwear item replaces any of the [[Engineer]]'s current hats, except the [[Mining Light]].
+The '''Buckaroo's Hat''' is a headwear model replacement for the [[Engineer]]. It is a black cowboy hat similar to the [[Texas Ten Gallon]], but with a smaller brim and a white band around the center.
-A black hat, similar to the [[Texas Ten Gallon]], but with a smaller brim and a white band around the center. Also like the Ten Gallon, the hat references the Engineer's Texas roots (the Greece comment is merely meant for comedy and has nothing to do with the hat).
+Can be downloaded to replace the models of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=42 Ghastly Gibus],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=43 Texas Ten Gallon],
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=44 Engineer's Cap],
+or [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=45 Hotrod].
-Download to replace:
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-Ghastly Gibus[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=42]
-Texas Ten Gallon[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=43]
-Engineer's Cap[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=44]
-Hotrod[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=45]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_buckaroos_hat_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-=== Fists of Steel ===
+===[[Fists of Steel]]===
-[[Image:FvN_fists_of_steel.png|100px|right|Fists of Steel]]
+[[Image:FvN_fists_of_steel.png|100px|right|The Fists of Steel]]
-While boxing gloves were made to cushion your well-placed uppercuts, steel Fists were made to '''beat the snot''' out of your enemies' pineal glands. "What are pineal glands?", you might ask! We at Mann Co have no idea ourselves, but what we do know is that these babies are made of '''freaking steel'''!
-A downloadable weapon replacement for the [[Heavy]]'s [[K.G.B]]. It includes sound replacements.
+The '''Fists of Steel''' are a [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=31 downloadable] replacement for the [[Heavy]]'s [[Killing Gloves of Boxing]], with the inclusion of new sound effects. They appear as a pair of large robotic gauntlets. They reference the Heavy's "My Fists, they are made of steel" voice line.
-Steel Fists that reference to the Heavy's "My Fists, they are made of steel" comment, and the fact that gloves reduce damage done to boxers.
+An updated version that adds the [[Gloves of Running Urgently]] skin was released in [http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1011902-TF2-Emporium-XXIV TF2 Emporium XXIV].
-Download to replace:
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-The Killing Gloves of Boxing[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=31]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_fists_of_steel_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-=== Boston Basher ===
+===[[Boston Basher]]===
-[[Image:FvN_boston_basher.png|100px|right|Boston Basher]]
+[[Image:FvN_boston_basher.png|100px|right|The Boston Basher]]
-Delinquents all over the country have been harassing old ladies while you were stuck in your nearby generic desert-industrial environment. You missed out on all the extreme elderly-pestering action! No worries, though! With this handmade Bat, you can still vent your frustration elsewhere.
-A downloadable weapon replacement for the [[Scout]]'s [[Sandman]]. The skin only replaces the bat.
+The '''Boston Basher''' is a weapon model replacement for the [[Scout]]'s [[Sandman]]. The skin only replaces the bat. It is a bloodstained wooden club covered with spikes and reinforced with metal rings.
-Designed after spiked clubs, this weapon and its description (like the Flipped Trilby) possibly reference the Scout's rebellious teenage nature.
+Can be download to replace the model of the:
+[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=37 Sandman].
-Download to replace:
+This item was made official in the [[Australian Christmas]] update.
-The Sandman[http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/download.php?d=37]
-{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
+{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
-!class="header"| Screenshot
+!class="header"| Picture
 |-
 |[[File:FvN_boston_basher_screen.png|250px]]
 |}
-[[Category:Community events]]
+==Steam avatars==
+<gallery perrow=3>
+File:FvN avatar Scout.png|The Scout
+File:FvN avatar Soldier.png|The Soldier
+File:FvN avatar Pyro.png|The Pyro
+File:FvN avatar Demoman.png|The Demoman
+File:FvN avatar Heavy.png|The Heavy
+File:FvN avatar Engineer.png|The Engineer
+File:FvN avatar Medic.png|The Medic
+File:FvN avatar Sniper.png|The Sniper
+File:FvN avatar Spy.png|The Spy
+</gallery>
 ==Trivia==
+*The image of the Soldier's letter reads quite differently than the text shown in the update:
-The image of the Soldier's letter reads quite differently than the text shown in the update:
+{{Quotation|'''The Soldier'''|I hope the TF2 community won't be able to read <br>
-{{Quotation|I hope the TF2 community won't be able t read <br>
 this because I'm dedicated to writing silly things <br>
 here. Then again, who looks for easter eggs in an <br>
@@ Line 355: / Line 348: @@
 one on the website? Maybe I should see.<br>
-Signed,<br>
+Signed,<br>}}
+==References==
+<references />
+== External links ==
+*[https://web.archive.org/web/20111211202726/http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/day1.php Fancy vs. Nasty Update page]. Archived from the [http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/fancy_vs_nasty/day1.php original]
+{{Community event nav|coluncolstate=uncollapsed}}
-The Soldier}}
+[[Category:Fan updates]]