Meet the Pyro/pt-br

Meet the Pyro
Informações do vídeo
Data de lançamento:	27 de junho de 2012
Duração:	2:32

"Conheça o Pyro" Vídeo Transcrição

Transcript

The term "Pyro" below refers to the protagonist, the RED Pyro. ["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Machado de Incêndio in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.] [Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me. [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.] Scout: No, I...I ain't, I ain't gonna talk about that freak. All right? [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.] Scout: He's, he's not here, is he? [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.] Scout: How do I get this ****ing thing off?! [Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the BLU team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.] Spy: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... [Cut to Pyro firing his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.] Spy: ...or what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychadelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, and in his hands an unusually-shaped launcher. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as little fairies and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, Pyro shoots a BLU Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.] Medic: No! [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of magic from his weapon, creating unusual floating creatures that the BLU fairy characters ride. The BLU fairies salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...] Demoman: I'm burning! [A lit BLU Scout runs away while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the Pyro and holds his ankle.] Sniper: Help! [Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces.] [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays] [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]

Notas

• O banner do título do video mostra "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" no canto inferior direito, uma piada recorrente em todos os vídeo "Conheça o ...".
• A caixa de fósforos na tela de título possui uma imagem de um unicórnio, similar ao que é visto mais tarde no vídeo.
• Este é o ultimo vídeo "Conheça o Time", presumivelmente concluindo a série. Para enfatizar isso a Valve lançou simultaneamente o Source Filmmaker, a ferramenta utilizada na produção de todos os curtas.
• A musica tocada ao ver o mundo pelo olhos do Pyro é chamada Do You Believe in Magic composta por The Lovin' Spoonful.
• O unicórnio visto pelos olhos do Pyro foi adicionada à loja da Valve como um produto inflável com o nome de "Inflatable Balloonicorn".

Galeria

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  Conheça o Pyro título do video

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  Papel de parede.

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  O Pyro utilizando a Scorch Shot em um Scout, como é visto no vídeo.

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  O Pyro segurando a Scorch Shot.

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