Mann vs. Machine (teaser)

Mann vs. Machine (teaser)
Video Info
Released:	August 13, 2012
Run time:	3:01

Video transcript

Transcript

[The Calm begins to play. A snow-filled courtyard is shown, with several buildings. A Mann Co. sign is mounted at the top of the largest building.] [The sign flickers several times and goes dark as the camera changes to a lopsided wooden Mann Co. store sign with "CLOSED" stamped across it.] [A hand reaches up to grasp the sign, settling it back onto its hooks. The camera pans to reveal the RED Heavy Weapons Guy.] [The Heavy turns to look at something out of sight. To the north of the base, a cloud of ominous fog and smoke is approaching. A beam of light pierces the cloud and thunder is heard.] [The Heavy sets off around the side of the building. The camera pans to reveal the RED Scout sitting on a crate, holding the Sandman and bouncing a baseball in his hand.] [The Heavy passes the Scout, nodding to him. The Scout grins and jumps down, following the Heavy.] [The camera changes to show the RED Engineer strumming his guitar. It pans to reveal the Heavy and Scout walking past. The Engineer rises, putting down his guitar and picking up a pair of shotguns, pumping them as he does, before following the Heavy and Scout.] [The scene changes to show a BLU Soldier and Demoman sitting at a table playing poker. As the Soldier starts to take a drink, the light flickers and goes out. The Soldier and Demoman look around in confusion.] [The door slams open, light shining in, to reveal the RED Engineer, Heavy and Scout in the doorway. After a few moments, the Heavy grins and aims a shotgun at the Demoman and Soldier. The Soldier's cigar slips from his mouth.] [The Heavy suddenly lowers the shotgun and flips it over, gripping it by the midsection, before throwing it to the Demoman, who looks at it for a moment before grinning at the Heavy.] [The Soldier and Demoman rise as the Demoman pumps the shotgun; they fall into place behind the Heavy, Scout and Engineer.] [The camera shows the BLU Medic as the Engineer, Scout, Demoman, Soldier and Heavy walk past behind him. The Medic pets a dove - possibly Archimedes - with one finger before setting it aside and falling into step alongside the others.] [The group continues down the same road the Heavy was watching at the beginning, stopping at a railroad crossing. A pair of enormous headlights are seen through the fog, steadily growing closer.] [The Heavy begins to hyperventilate from fear or anger; the Scout blows a bubblegum bubble, which bursts. The Soldier begins to thumb the pin on a frag grenade as the Engineer pumps his remaining shotgun.] [The Medic rotates the barrel on his Syringe Gun and the Demoman fixes the sights on his Grenade Launcher before raising it to look down the barrel.] [The gargantuan vehicle closes in, and electricity arcs from it. A line of light slices across the front of the vehicle and it begins to lower a ramp.] [Silent forms are shown standing in a line inside; smoke and mist rolls around them.] [Electricity sparks up one of the figures; the entire line begins to move, rattling, as machine-like grinding noises are heard.] [The camera moves to reveal the figures, which are shown to be robotic versions of almost the entire team. The robots stand straight, blue eyes flaring to life.] [Upon seeing the Robot Heavy, the RED Heavy lets out a roar of rage and charges; the rest of the team charge along with him.] [The camera pans to show a seemingly endless horde of robots rolling out of the vehicle and towards the charging team, moving back before displaying the Mann Co. logo. The logo is then stamped and bolted with a "MACHINE" plaque covering the "Products" text and branded with "VS" over the "Co." text.] [Text reading "CO-OP: August 15th" is displayed over a black screen.] [The camera fades back in to show the group successfully fighting off a horde of robots. Heavy footsteps approach. The team slowly turns to face this new threat as the helmet and right arm of an giant Soldier are shown before the camera cuts to black.]

Notes

• The weather vane in the beginning is seen being magnetically attracted toward the robots.
• This video takes place on a modified Viaduct.
• The song played during the beginning of the video is a homage to "Ecstasy of Gold" from the film The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
• The Scout is shown using the Sandman at 0:35 but later changes to the default Bat at 0:53 then back to the Sandman at 2:20.
• A picture of the Spy and the Scout's mother from Meet the Spy can be seen on the table to the right of the chips at 1:08.
• The Demoman is wearing the old "dynamite stick" class emblem.
• The Engineer's Shotgun changes during the midst of the battle to the Frontier Justice at 2:39 and sounds like Father Grigori's rifle from Half-Life 2.
• The Engineer pumps both of the shotguns when he picks them up, but the Demoman pumps the Shotgun again after he receives it from the Heavy.
• The Soldier has a canteen during the poker match between him and the Demoman at 0:49. He is later seen wearing the canteen on his belt at 2:44.
• The Demoman is given a Shotgun by the Heavy, despite not being able to use one. In the next scene the Heavy has the Shotgun on his back and the Demoman has the Grenade Launcher.
• The Soldier's grenades clip into the table at 0:47.
• The Medic's Medi Gun backpack is on at 1:19 but vanishes at 1:22. It later re-appears at 1:37.
• The hatch that opens from the Carrier tank makes the same sound as a Dispenser.
• All of the Robots exit the carrier at the same speed rather than their class-specific speed.
• The Mann Co. box at 2:29 bears the slogan "We ship products and get in fights".
• The robots are lowered down to the ramp of the Carrier Tank, indicating that the tank has multiple levels for robot storage.
• The Giant Robot seen at the end of the video is the Rapid Fire Soldier.
• Each class' robot counterpart can be found in the video; except for an engineer robot.
• The Blu team helps the Red team fight the robots, even though you can't play as the Blu team in Mann Vs. Machine Mode