Versus Saxton Hale responses

This article is about voice responses in the official game mode. For voice responses in the community version of the game mode with the same name, see VS Saxton Hale Mode (custom game mode).

Voice responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a primary or melee weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. Versus Saxton Hale contains several responses for Saxton Hale (voiced by Matthew Simmons, also known as MegapiemanPHD, instead of JB Blanc) and Gray Mann (also voiced by Matthew Simmons), the latter of whom serves as the announcer on the mercenary team.

Saxton Hale

Move callouts

Sweeping Charge

Charge powering up "Saxtoooooon...!" "Saxtoooooon...!" "Chaaaarged!" "Chaaaarge!" "Chaaaarged!" "Raaaaaaaghh!" Outburst only "Saxtooooon!" Charge attack "Haaaale!" "Haaaale!" "Attack!" "Attaaaaack!!" "Attack!!" "Ragh!" "Raaaggh!" "Ragh!" Outburst only "Haaaale!"

Saxton Punch!

Punch ready "Oh, I'm gonna beat the livin' hell out of them!" "Saxton Punch ready!" "Ready to give a big punch!" "Saxton Punch ready!" "Oh, I'm gonna beat the livin' hell out of 'em!" "Ready to give a big punch!" Punch initiated "Saxtoooon Puuunch!" "Saxtoooon...Puuunch!" "Saxtoooon...Puuunch!" "Saxton! Punch!"

Brave Jump

"Brave Jump!" "Brave Jump!" "Brave Jump!" "Hop!" "Hop!" "Hop!" "Hop!" "Screw gravity!" "Screw gravity!" "Screw gravity!"

Kill-related responses

Destroying a building

"Scrap yard is your future!" "Propertyyyy...daaaaamaaage!" "Less buildin', more fightin'!" "Your toys are no match for me!" Sentry-specific "That beeping was getting on my nerves!" "That beeping was getting on my nerves!" Dispenser-specific "Dispenser down! You're next."

Generic kill

"Another one bites the dust." "Why are you runnin', mate?!" "My arms are enough guns for all of ya!" "Runnin' only means you'll die tired." "A little advice: stay dead." "And stay down!" "You dare challenge me?!" "Is that all ya got?" "You're gonna need more than a gun, mate." "Ohhh, it's a death roll!" "Oh, you're goin' down, mate!" "Is that all you've got?!" "Oh, show me what you've got!" "Ohh, ya bunch of babies!" "Stop cryin', ya babies!" "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Oh, you're a bunch of tiny little persons, aren't ya?" "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Aw, ya tiny, tiny, men!" "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! You little, little men! Aw, you're adorable." "I could take on all of ya!" "Oh, show me what you've got." "My arms are enough guns for all of ya!" "Are you seriously sending babies against me?!" "Are you seriously sending babies against me?!" "You picked a fight with the wrong man!" "You picked a fight with the wrong man!" "You picked a fight with the wrong man!" Outburst only "Your soul is mine." "Right where you belong." "I'm a hell of a man!"

Killing a Scout

"They'll have a dispenser for you in Heaven." "You might be fast, but you can't outrun my fists."

Killing a Soldier

"Taste the explosive power of my fists!" "The real maggots were the friends we made along the way." "Is that a shovel, or an oversized spoon?!"

Killing a Pyro

"You can't burn me! I'm already on fire!" "I don't need to see your face to punch it!" "I don't need to see your face to punch it!" "You fight like a girl!" "You fight like a woman!" "Now, let's see what you look like under that mask..."

Killing a Demoman

"Demoman? Give way to Full-Version Man!" "Hey, Demo! Can I suggest a better drink? Saxton Ale! Now available at your local grocery store." Outburst only "They're not gonna put you together here."

Killing a Heavy

"I hope you like your borscht with a side of pain!" "Finally, someone who respects hand to hand combat!" "Are you really the strongest man on your team?" "Are you really the strongest man on your team?"

Killing an Engineer

"And they said I was hiring yes-men!" "You ain't a bodybuilder, are ya?" "You call that a wrench? I've seen bigger tools in a preschool sandbox!" "The Engineer is engi...gone! ...it sounded funnier in my head." "The Engineer is engi...dead! It sounded better in my head." "You're not so smart now, cowboy."

Killing a Medic

"Stop healin' and face me like a man!" Outburst only "Oh, excuse me, I should treat a regular customer better than that!" Last Medic killed "I've killed your last Medic!" "I've killed your last Medic! Whatcha gonna do now?!" "I've killed your last Medic!" "I've killed yer last Medic!" "I've killed yer last Medic! What're you gonna do now?!" "I've killed your last Mediiic!" Sole Medic killed "I've killed your only Medic!" "I killed your only Medic!" "I killed your only Medic! Whatcha gonna do now?" "I killed your only Medic!" "I killed your only Medic!" "I killed your only Medic." "I've killed your only Medic."

Killing a Sniper

"You've done some fine shots, mate." "Snipin's a good job, mate — but not good enough." "You've done some good shots, mate — but not good enough."

Killing a Spy

"I spy a corpse!" "Not on my watch!" "Take that, you sneaky bastard!" "I see Spy!" [sniffing] "...and a smelly one, at that!" "I can smell you, Spy! Don't even try to hide." "I eat spycrab for breakfast! Right after my steak." Dead Ringer feign death "This watch was invented at Mann Co., specifically to kill you twice!"

Event-related responses

Round start

"Are you ready to rumble?!" "Aaare you ready to ruuumble?!" "Rage?! That's my secret — I'm always angry!" "Rage?! That's my secret, mate! I'm always angry!" "Why did the mercenaries turn against me? Is money more important than all we went through?" "I'm gonna win — as clear as the moustache on my face!" "Fine! I'll beat them to death, with my bare hands!" "I don't need a weapon! I am the weapon!" "Time for a boss fight! Ha-ha! See what I did there?" "I'll buy your whole team out, with my damn bare hands!" "Loser buys the first round — and that's you!" "Winner buys the first round! Oh, wait, that's gonna be me." "First round on me! As long as you pay." "The name's Saxton Hale! Australian! CEO of Ma — oh, right, I lost my CEO position to Olivia. But that doesn't stop me from burnin' this place to the ground!" "Why's everybody going by their class name? Should I, too? Hm, I don't have one...how about Brawler?! Huh? Huh?! Ehh. Doesn't have a ring to it." Outburst only "Not surprised to see any of you here." "I've always wondered where your soul goes when you die in Hell." "Welcome, mortals! To your doom!" "Welcome, to the bloody hell!" "Your souls are mine!" "Welcome, mortals, to my domain!" "Surprised to see me here? What do you mean "No"?" "When I said "I'll see you in Hell", I did mean it!" "[Phone ringing] Hello, Bidwell? Yes, I met the Devil, and imagine what?! He wanted my soul! Of course not, I punched him in the face [laughing]! I'll tell you what, Bidwell, he's a good manager, but a terrible brawler. Anyway, I've attendants waiting for me. Call you later." "Welcome to the underworld, mortals! I'm Saxton Hale, CEO of Hell, and I got this position by beating the hell out of the Devil!" Round begins "Five!" "Five!" "Four!" "Four!" "Three!" "Three!" "Two!" "Two!" "One!" "One!"

Backstabbed

"Feels like a razor!" "Time to swat that mosquito!" "Ha-ha-ha! That tickles!" "Ha-ha-ha! That tickles, mate!" "Was that pain? Or just a hippie on my back?" "Look me in the eye, you coward!" "You dare bring a knife to a fist fight?!" "You'll need more than a knife, mate! Man, that hurts..." "You call that a stab?! I've had paper cuts worse than that!" "Was that a mosquito bite?" "You'll need more than a knife, mate! Man... tha- that hurts."

Hit by Jarate

"You dare Jarate me?! Well, I was already pissed!" "You dare use my own inventions against me, Sniper?!" "You dare Jarate me?! Well, I was already pissed!" "You dare Jarate me?! Well...I was already pissed!" "You dare Jarate me?! Well, I was already pissed!"

Last man standing

"Ugggh, another coward refusing to play the damn game." "I'm not gettin' any younger! Show up already!" "Get over here and fight me like a man!" "Stop hidin' and fight me like a man!" "Don't waste my time." "Get over here, coward!" "It's just you, me, and my bare hands..." Outburst only "It's just you, me, and your eternal damnation!

Chasing

"Come back here, ya piece of—!" "Aw, come back here, ya piece of..."

Rage

"Saxton Haaaale!" "Saxtoooon Haaaale!" "Saxtoon Haaaale!" "Saxtoooon Haaaale!" "Saxton Hale!"

Gargoyle spawn (Outburst only)

"A gargoyle is here. Don't you steal it from me!" "A gargoyle is here!"

Gargoyle disappears (Outburst only)

"The gargoyle is gone... straight into my vault!" "A gargoyle is gone!" "The gargoyle is gone? Where'd they put the gargoyle?"

Control Point responses

Control Point enabled

"Wait, there's a control point that wins the game?!"

Match outcome responses

Victory

"This is the price of betraying me!" "You should've stuck by my side!" "My job is done! You're finished!" "You lose!" "You lose!" "I win!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I win!" "I win! Nothin' to it!" "I win! Oh, I knew it!" Outburst only "That was a hell of a fight!" "And this seals your fate! Enjoy your eternal stay, in hell!" "Now, let's get to the eternal damnation part." "Saxton hale wins!"

Loss

"Damn...old...man..." "Crikey, that...hurt..." "Hunted! By my own mercenaries..." "You win." "Saxton...Hale..." "So this is what it feels like..." "How could you, mercenaries?" Outburst only "Wait... Where do people go when they die in the afterlife?" "[Out of breath] That was... hell of a... fight..."

Leaving

"I've got better things to do. See ya!" "I decided to let you live. Thank me later." "You're not even worth fightin'!" "I'm feelin' generous today! I'll let you go." "I'll pass on this one — too easy!" "I decided to let you live. For now." "I decided to let you live. You can thank me later."

Taunt-related responses

High Five!

"High five!"

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Initiation "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock! Paper! Scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors — let's go!" "Wanna have a go?" "Roshambo!" "Bring it on!" "Bring it on!" "Rock, paper — Saxton Haaa—! Wait, that would be cheating..." Countdown begins "On three!" Countdown "One!" "One!" "Two!" "Two!" "Three!" "Three!" Victory (condition specific) "Paper wins! I win!" "Rock wins! I win!" "Scissors win! I win!" Loss (condition specific) "I lose?! That's not possible!" "I never lose!" "Me?! Lose?!" "You must've cheated!" "Paper! I lose!" "Wait — rock? I lose?" "Rock! Wait — I lose?!" "Scissors?! Loss?! What are you on about, mate?!"

Schadenfreude

[long laugh]

Gray Mann

Event-related responses

Round start

"Welcome, Saxton Hale! To your doom!" "Saxton, I am the CEO of Mann Co. now! Get out of my property, or my mercenaries will force you out!" "We meet again, Saxton Hale! Too bad it'll be for the last time!" "Saxton Hale! You have been a thorn in my side for too long! It's time for me to end this, once and for all!" "We meet again, Saxton Hale! Too bad it'll be the last time..." "Attention, Mann Co. employees! I, Gray Mann, am the new CEO of Mann Co.! And I order you to get Hale out of my property!" "Attention, mercenaries! I, Gray Mann, am the rightful owner and CEO of Mann Co. — the company you're working for! And Saxton Hale is just an intruder! Get him out!" "You all work for me now! Well, it's sort of a gray area. Heh heh. Get it? Gray area? Oh, that's funny."

Previous round was a loss

"You were an embarrassment! Don't fail me this time!"

Control Point responses

Control Point enabled

"The control point is enabled! Capture it!" "Capture that control point!" "Capture that point before Hale kills you all!" "Control point enabled!"

Match outcome responses

Victory

"I win? I win!" "Take that, Saxton Fail!" [laughter] "I win!" "You've done it! You've eliminated the biggest threat to my Mann Co.! I have no use for you anymore. You're all fired!" "You've done it! You've eliminated the biggest threat to my Mann Co.! I have no use for you anymore. You're all fired!" "No hard feelings, Hale!" [laughter]

Loss

"You're all useless idiots! You're fired!" "I'll get you, Saxton — if it's the last thing I do!" "I'll get you, Saxton! Next time." "How hard can it be to kill a single man?! You're fired!" "You lost! Why did my useless brothers ever hire any of you?!" "You lose! "You lose!" "Yooou loooose!" "You're all useless idiots! You're fired!"

Saxton Hale leaves

"Saxton Hale has bailed out?! Ha-ha-ha! What a coward!"

Unused responses

Killed Medic using Vaccinator

"You know there's no melee resistance on that thing, right?"