Demoman responses

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Sniper has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Kill-related responses

Kill streak responses with Stickybomb Launcher

"Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!" "Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!" "How's that feel, ya blockhead?" "Ya great lactating wet nurse!" "You're all bloody dead!" "And that's what yeh get for touching that!" "You appear to have trodden on a mine!" "Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh!" "Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?" "Bloody hell, those ones were me favourites!"

Kill assist

"We did it, mate!" "I didn't need yer help, you know."

Melee / Chargin' Targe Kill (Kills by the Chargin' Targe charge bash use the currently equipped melee lines.)

Shared by Bottle, Frying Pan and Pain Train [Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." (gibberish and belch) [Slurred] "Any of you think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing..." [Slurred] "...the BOTH of yeh on you..." [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster... (sobbing)" (weeping) (unintelligible gibberish) (belching and weeping) Bottle specific "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" Pain Train specific [Slurred] "...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town" Ullapool Caber specific (Used only when scoring an explosive kill. Once detonated no melee kill line is spoken.) "Kablooie!" "Ka-boooom" "And that's what ya' get for touching that!" Kill by sharp weapon (enemy is beheaded) "There can be only one... Aye!" (Only if the victim was a Demoman.) "There can be only one!"

Killing a Soldier

[Slurred] "...I love you man..." [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." [Slurred] "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with YOUR tickets! (laughs, falls asleep.)"

Destructions

"Kablooie!" "Ka-boooom"

If the Demoman drinks from his Bottle and then swings it

[Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." [Slurred] (gibberish and belch) [Slurred] "Any of you think you're better 'n me you're goin' have another thing..." [Slurred] "...the BOTH of ya on you..." [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster... (sobbing)" (weeping) (unintelligible gibberish) (belching and weeping)

Domination-related responses

Domination

Short laugh Short laugh 2 Evil laugh Evil laugh 2 Evil laugh 3 Evil laugh 4 Evil laugh 5 "See! I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses!" Long laugh Long laugh 2 Happy laugh

Dominating a Scout

"DOMINATED, Twinkletoes!" "Dominated, ya wee scampering windbag!" "Dominated, tiny man!" "Don't come wide with ME, ya pint-sized mutt!" "You're like a little bunny... scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries!" "You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!" "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad." "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Dominating a Soldier

"DOMINATED! Hahahahahaha." "I'll notify yer next o' kin... that ya sucked!" "Hey, Private Haircut... I might o' taken a bit too much off... YOUR HEAD!" "Mother o' mercy! Now THAT is a bloody domination!" "Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"

Dominating a Pyro

"You've brought shame on yer people, you mumblin' devil." "Go home, lassie. MEN are fightin' here!" "Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!" "Burn, in, hell!"

25px  Dominating a Demoman

"Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!" "DOMINATED! I feel everything! I know everything!" "It is the Dominatening!" "Welcome to the Dominatening!"

Dominating a Heavy

"DOMINATED, ya grease-drippin' pork pie! "Ohhh... there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven." "DOMINATED, ya blubbery Bolshevik!" "Awww.... there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!" "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?"

Dominating a Engineer

"Don't hide behind your toys, lad!" "You're weak. I'm strong. AND I WIN, TOYMAKER!" "That's a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl!" "You come wide with me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!" "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!" "If you were huntin' trouble, lad... ya found it."

Dominating a Medic

"DOMINATED, you Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... hah." "How's that 'doing no harm' workin' out for ya, then?" "DOMINATED! ...And I been shaggin' yer wife! Ahah!" "I dominate ya, Sawbones!"

Dominating a Sniper

"Perfect bloody domination, ya campy weasel!" "DOMINATED, ya headshottin' Judas!" "I hate you campers, EVERYBODY bloody hates you!" "It's lads like you that give war a bad name!"

Dominating a Spy

"Dominated, ya alley-skulking backstabber!" "You're a back pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one!" "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face MAN fighting!"

Revenge Kill

"Cheers mate!" "They're goin' to bury whats left of ye in a soup can!" "I had me good eye on you the whole time!" "Well alright!"

Event-related responses

Round Start

"Freeeedooooom!" "Hae at 'em, lads!" (Translation- "Have at them, lads!") "Get 'am, Boyos!" "Kill 'em aall!" "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!" "Aigheaght's the way to do it!" "Come on!"

Sudden Death

"Boooooooo!" "Hsssssss!" [Slurred] "I'm drunk- you don't have an excuse!" [Slurred] "I feel like every bone in me body's broke!" "I did what I could!" [Slurred] "Ooooh, I've reeallly hit rock bottom." [Slurred] "Thankfully I already don't remember this." [Slurred] "Bloody Hell!" "Buck up, lads! We'll get 'em next time." "I almost joined their bloody team!" "We're a sorry buncha' losers!"

Stalemate

"That wasn't supposed ta' happen!" "Aye, what just happened?" "Ugggghhh..." "Ya' bleedin' idiots!"

Set on Fire

"Fiiiireeeeeeeee!" "Fire, fire, fire!" "Ah'm burnin'!"

Teleportation

"Thanks fer the ride!" "Thanks, lad!"

Healed by Medic

"Aye, thanks doc!" "Thank ye, doctor!" "Thanks, doc!"

Under the effects of an Ubercharge

If using the Grenade Launcher "In your language; 'Eat lead laddies!'" "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!" "You're makin' me very cross!" If using the Stickybomb Launcher "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!" "Oh they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley with cats lickin' at ch'ya!" "Not one of ya's going to survive this!"

Badly wounded

"Oh, that smarts."

Eyelander / Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker whispers

Hit "Head!" "Head." "Head!" "Head!" "Head..." "Head..." "Head!" "HEAD." "Head!" "Head!" Idle "Heads heads heads..." "Heaaaaaads...heads heads heads heads" "Heads...heads heads heads..." "Heaaaaaaaaads..." "Heads...heads heads heads..." "Heads heads heads heads!" "Heaaaads." "Heads heads heads heaaaaaads..." "Heaaaaaaaaaaaads..." "Heads. Heads. HEADS. Heaaaaaaaads..." "Heads heads heads." "Heads heads heads..." "Heads heads heads..." "HEADS heads heads..." "Heads heads heads heads heads heads..."

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence

"Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!" "Time to get bluttered!" "That'll teach 'em!"

After Capturing Control Point

"Keep it up, lads!" "Guts and glory, lads!" "Now it's our flippin' point, hehah!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

"Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!" "Stand on the point, ya git!"

Defense

"That'll teach 'em!" "I don't think they saw that one comin'!" "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk!" Happy laugh "That was my point you were standin' on!" "Bloody brilliant!" "That's the spirit!" "Ah, that's the stuff!" Short laugh "That's the way ya' do it!" "Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point."

Duel-related responses

Starting a Duel

"Time to get bluttered!" "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!" "Come on!" [Silently] "Oooohhh, I'm gonna liquefy ya!" "I'm gonna strangle you with mah bare hands!" [Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." [Slurred] "Any of you think yer better 'n me you're gon' have another thing..." [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." [Slurred] "It's on! It's on like (falls asleep, then wakes up)." [Slurred] "...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town"

Duel Accepted

"I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid!" "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch!" "Yah!"

Duel Rejected

"Boooooooo!" "Hsssssss!" "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition

"I'm goin' ta blast ya into thin gruel!"