세일즈봇의 죽음

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세일즈봇의 죽음
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만화 정보
공개일: 2013년 5월 17일
장수: 13장
만화가: The Heartsman
작가: Cat Bountry (words)
NassimO (letters)
채색: InfaredFox
모자를 사라, 모자를 사라, 모자를 사라.
그레이 만의 로봇 군대

세일즈봇의 죽음은 2013년 5월 17일에 Robotic Boogaloo 업데이트 출시와 동시에 출시된 만화입니다.

줄거리

The nearly bankrupt Gray Mann is aggravated over his constant losses incurred trying to defeat the mercenaries. To top it off, the mercenaries are spending the money powering the robots on hats from his rival, Saxton Hale. Three Scout-bots enter the room in which Gray is grumbling to himself. One of the Scout-bots suggests powering robots on something other than money.

Instead, Gray turns around and unveils "Plan B" - the Bot Dogger. Gray asks a Scout-bot its objective. The Scout-bot replies "checking out wicked hot fem-bots?" Gray drops the Bot Dogger on the Scout-bot's head. The hat updates the Scout-bot's objective to "sell hats to mercenaries." Gray looks at a magazine cover showcasing Saxton Hale's success and says, "Let's see how well your profit margins fare when my army of sales-bots charge forth with a viral marketing campaign..."

The scene changes to the mercenaries at Mannworks. All of the mercenaries have too much money; the Demoman is covered with bling, the Pyro and Engineer are burning it, the Soldier is eating it on a sandwich, and the Sniper is sniping from atop a pile of cash. The Sniper scopes out the window and sees the sales-bots approaching. He shoots them in the face and alerts the other mercenaries that the robots are marching forwards with crates. The Soldier is enraged at how the sales-bots are "surrendering".

The mercenaries destroy the robots, and examine the RoboCrates. Suddenly, a half-robotic Engineer from 1999 warps in with a half-robotic Pyro head. The future-Engineer tries to warn the mercenaries about the RoboCrates to prevent the "Hat Wars" of the 1990s, but the Scout interrupts to ask about the future. The future-Engineer is cut short when he is sucked back to his own time. He quickly tells the mercenaries to not open the RoboCrates. The mercenaries have difficulty hearing his final warning, and the Soldier thinks the future-Engineer wanted them to open the crates.

페이지

상식

  • 이 만화의 이름은 세일즈맨의 죽음의 말장난입니다.
  • 두 번째 페이지에서 "report"라고 쓰여있어야 할 부분이 "repors"라고 잘못 쓰여져 있습니다.
  • 여덞 번째 페이지에서 솔저로켓발사기 가늠쇠는 위쪽이 아닌 옆에 달려 있습니다.

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