Demoman responses

The Demoman

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Demoman has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Taunt-related responses

Main article: Demoman taunts

All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Demoman taunts page along with a description of the animation.

Kill-related responses

After killing more than 1 enemy in 20 seconds with a secondary weapon

"How's that feel, ya blockhead?" "Ya great lactating wet nurse!" "Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!" "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"

After killing more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with a secondary weapon

"And that's what yeh get for touching that!" "You appear to have trodden on a mine!" "Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites!" "Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh!" "Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?" "You're all bloody dead!"

Kill assist

"We did it, mate!" "I didn't need your help, y'know." (except for Medic assist) "That'll teach 'em!"

Melee, Chargin' Targe or Splendid Screen kill (Shield bash kills use the currently equipped melee lines)

Shared by Bottle, Frying Pan, and Pain Train [Slurred] "And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen..." "Any one of you, I... (belch)" [Slurred] "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-..." [Slurred] "...the BOTH of yeh on you..." [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)" ..."Everyone thinks I'm... God damn it... (weeping)" (Unintelligible gibberish) "Any one of you (belches) Everyone, damn it... (sobs)" Bottle and Frying Pan specific "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" Pain Train specific [Slurred] "...Gonna take down to the pain train station in train town..." Ullapool Caber specific (Used only when scoring an explosive kill. Once detonated, no melee kill line is spoken) "And that's what ya' get for touching that!" "Ka-boooom!" "Kablooie!" Kill by sharp weapon (enemy is beheaded) "There can be only one... Eye!" (When killing a Demoman) "There can be only one!" (Evil laugh 1) (Evil laugh 2) (Evil laugh 3)

Killing a Soldier

[Slurred] "(Unintelligible Muttering) ...I love you, man..." [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." [Slurred] "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with your tickets! (laughs, falls asleep) Wha--?"

Destructions

"Ka-boooom!" "Kablooie!"

Domination-related responses

Domination

(Short laugh 1) (Short laugh 2) (Evil laugh 1) (Evil laugh 2) (Evil laugh 3) (Evil laugh 4) (Evil laugh 5) "See? I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses!" (Long laugh 1) (Long laugh 2) (Happy laugh)

Dominating a Scout

"DOMINATED, twinkle-toes!" "Dominated, ya wee scamperin' windbag!" "Dominated, tiny man!" "Don't come wide with me, ye pint-sized mutt!" "Yer like a little bunny... Scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries!" "Yer so bloody TINY! Yer like a toy-sized version of a man!" "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad." "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Dominating a Soldier

"DOMINATED! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "I'll notify yer next o' kin... That ya sucked!" "Hey, Private Haircut, I might've taken a bit too much off... Yer head!" "Mother o' mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!" "Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"

Dominating a Pyro

"You've brought shame on yer people, ya mumblin' devil." "Go home, lassie; men are fightin' here!" "Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!" "Burn! In! HELL!'"

25px  Dominating a Demoman

"Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!" "DOMINATED! I feel everything! I know everything!" "It is the Dominatening!" "Welcome to the Dominatening!"

Dominating a Heavy

"Dominated, ya grease-drippin' pork pie!" "Ohhh... There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven." "Dominated, ya blubbery Bolshevik!" "Awww.... There's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!" "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?"

Dominating an Engineer

"Don't hide behind yer toys, lad!" "You're weak. I'm strong. And I win, toymaker!" "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl!" "You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!" "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!" "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it."

Dominating a Medic

"Dominated, ya Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... Hah." "How's that doin' no harm workin' out for ya, then?" "Dominated! ...And I've been shaggin' yer wife! Hahah!" "I dominate ya, Sawbones!"

Dominating a Sniper

"Perfect bloody domination, ya campy weasel!" "Dominated, ya headshottin' Judas!" "I hate you campers; everybody bloody hates you!" "It's lads like you that give war a bad name!"

Dominating a Spy

"Dominated, ya alley-skulkin' backstabber!" "Yer a back-pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one!" "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fightin!"

Revenge kill

"Cheers, mate!" "They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can!" "I had me good eye on you the whole time!" "Well, alright!"

Event-related responses

Round start

"Freeeedooooom!" "Hae at 'em, lads!" "Get 'am, boyos!" "Kill 'em aall!" "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!" "Aigheaght's the way to do it!" "Come on!"

Sudden Death

"Boooooooo!" "Hsssssss!" [Slurred] "I'm drunk- you don't have an excuse!" "I feel like every bone in me body's broke!" "I did what I could!" [Slurred] "Ooooh, I've reeallly hit rock bottom." [Slurred] "Thankfully I already don't remember this." "Bloody Hell!" "Buck up, lads! We'll get 'em next time." "I almost joined their bloody team!" "We're a sorry buncha' losers!"

Stalemate

"That wasn't supposed ta' happen!" "Aye, what just happened?" "Ugggghhh..." "Ya' bleedin' idiots!"

Set on fire

"Fire, fire, fire!" "I'm burnin'!" "FIIIIREEEEEEEEE!"

On death by melee weapon and/or critical hit

(Dying scream 1) (Dying scream 2) (Dying scream 3) (Dying scream 4) (Dying scream 5)

Severe pain

(Yell 1) (Yell 2) (Yell 3) (Yell 4)

Sharp pain

(Grunt 1) (Grunt 2) (Grunt3 ) (Grunt 4) (Grunt 5) (Grunt 6) "Oh, that smarts!"

Hit by Gas Passer, Jarate, Mad Milk, Mutated Milk, or Self-Aware Beauty Mark

"Ugggghhh..." "Bloody Hell!" "ACH!" "AW, CRIPE!"

Teleportation

"Thanks fer the ride!" "Thanks, lad!"

Healed by Medic

"Aye, thanks doc!" "Thank ye, doctor!" "Thanks, doc!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

If using the Grenade Launcher "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!" "You're makin' me very cross!" "I'm goin' ta blast ya into thin gruel!" "In your language; 'Eat lead, laddies!'" If using the Stickybomb Launcher "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!" "Oh, they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya!" "Not one of ya's going to survive this!"

Taking damage

"Oh, that smarts."

Charging

(Loud scream 1) (Loud scream 2) (Loud scream 3)

Shield bash

Impact on world 1 Impact on world 2 Impact on world 3 Impact on player 1 Impact on player 2 Impact on player 3 Impact on player at range with fanfare 1 Impact on player at range with fanfare 2 Impact on player at range with fanfare 3

Eyelander / Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker / Nessie's Nine Iron whispers

On hit "Head!" "Head." "Head!" "Head!" "Head..." "Head..." "Head!" "HEAD." "Head!" "Head!" When idle "Heads heads heads..." "Heaaaaaads...heads heads heads heads" "Heads...heads heads heads..." "Heaaaaaaaaads..." "Heads...heads heads heads..." "Heads heads heads heads!" "Heaaaads." "Heads heads heads heaaaaaads..." "Heaaaaaaaaaaaads..." "Heads. Heads. HEADS. Heaaaaaaaads..." "Heads heads heads." "Heads heads heads..." "Heads heads heads..." "HEADS heads heads..." "Heads heads heads heads heads heads..."

Achievement unlocked

"Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!" "Time to get bluttered!" "Guts and glory, lads!"

Weapon-related responses

If the Demoman drinks from his Bottle (or any reskin besides the Frying Pan) and then swings it

[Slurred] "...Yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." "Any one of you, I..." (belch) [Slurred] "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-..." [Slurred] "...The BOTH of yeh on you..." [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, God damn it... (sobbing)" ..."Everyone thinks I'm...God damn it...(weeping)" (Unintelligible gibberish) "Any one of you (belches) Everyone, damn it... (sobs)"

Objective-related responses

After capturing Intelligence

"Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!" "Time to get bluttered!" (Left unused for an unknown reason) "That'll teach 'em!"

After capturing control point

"Keep it up, lads!" "Guts and glory, lads!" "Now it's our flippin' point, hehah!"

Standing on captured control point, firing weapon

"Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!" "Stand on the point, ya git!"

Defense

"That'll teach 'em!" "I don't think they saw that one comin'!" "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk!" (Happy laugh) "That was my point you were standin' on!" "Bloody brilliant!" "That's the spirit!" "Ah, that's the stuff!" (Short laugh) "That's the way ya' do it!" "Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point."

Payload-related responses

Attacking: Cart goes forward

"Go! Push!" "Put yer backs into it, lads!" "Push!" "Push, lads!" "Mush, lads!"

Attacking: Cart goes back

"The cart's moving back!" "It's rolling bloody back!" "Mind the cart, lads!" "The cart's moving back, lads!"

Defending: Cart goes forward

"Stop that bloody cart!" "Stop that cart, lads!"

Defending: Cart goes back

"Roll back to Hell, ya bloody cart!" "Back ya bloody go!" "It's rolling back!"

Attacking: Stay close to cart

"Get to the cart!" "Stay close to that bloody cart!" "Lads! Get to the cart!"

Attacking: Cart has stopped

"The bloody cart's not moving!" "The cart is bloody stopped!" "The cart's not moving, lads!"

Contract-related responses

Contract complete

"Ach, well done, lad!" "Ho, hoh! Was that it, then?" "Are we done? I was just getting warmed up!" "Oh, too bloody easy!" "Hah! Barely broke a sweat!" "Done and done!" "Hah! Nicely done!" Difficult contract "I won't lie, lad, that was a tough one!" "We only went a bloody did it, didn't we? Ah ha ha ha!" "As long as I've got bombs and there's men need killing, I'm your man!"

Competitive Mode responses

Setup

First round

Casual Mode "Push 'em back, lads!" "Stand back and watch how it's done, lads!" "They haven't got a chance!" "If you're ready, I'm ready!" Rare "Lads, I don't mean to worry you, but I saw their scrim earlier and they're real bloody good! Hah hah ha! Nah, they're terrible!" "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! Dinnae tell anyone... [sotto voce] I brought a lot of bloody bombs!" "I came here to kick arse and have two eyes! And I'm all out of eyes! Well, half out." Competitive Mode "Let's push 'em back to spawn, lads!" "Not a single one of 'em can lay a proper sticky!" "Lads, I watched their scrim! I think this might be a mercy killing!" "I've been saving the good scrumpy for Competitive Mode!" "This team needs all Demomen!" 6s Only "I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! I ain't afraid of six wee men!" "Who's ready for a wee game of 6s?" "Aww, six wee baby lambs come to slaughter!"

Previous round was a win

"Keep it up, lads!" "Ha ha ha! We've got 'em on the run!" "Bear down, lads! Let's finish it!" "Oh, I'm ready, lad! Let's go cause some more trouble!" Rare "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! Someone, take out me other eye!"

Previous round was a loss

"The losing ends here, people!" "Dinnae worry, lads, we're turning this tide now!" "Alright, no more foolin' around! Let's win this one!" "I've a bomb with each and every one of their names on it!" Rare "Did we win or lose that last one? Eh, either way, it deserves a drink!"

Previous round was a tie

"Let's finish this, lads!" "Time to pull ahead, boys!" "Oh, it's a tie, is it? We'll see about that!" "Time to break the tie, lads!"

Outcomes

Match win

"'Course we won! You got a bloody Demo, don't ya?" "'Course we won!" "Hoh hor! Was that it, then?" "Are we done? I was just gettin' warmed up!"

Game win

"Oh, we won? Heh heh, I dinnae know we were playing anybody!" "We won? Ha ha ha!" "Bottoms up, lads!" "Oh, too bloody easy!" "Hah, barely broke a sweat!" "Done and done!" Rare "Ah hah! They came to a sticky end, dinnae they? That's a bomb joke." "Where was the other team during that last round? Oh, that's right, they were in bits all over the point!" "I dinnae even know we were fightin' another team! I just thought we were just testing our weapons!" "Ha ha ha! I'm a drunk and glorious man!"

Rank up

"Rank up!" "Aye, we've ranked up!" "Well done, lad!" "Oh, a wee promotion? Don't mind if I do!" "Ha ha ha! Rank up!" "Ha ha! I love ranking up!" "Ho hah! Oh, I could rank up all day!" "Ho! A wee rank up!" "Oh! Now we're getting noticed!" "What rank up gets me eye back, do you think?" Top scoring "Remember, lad, it wasn't the easy matches that got you here, it was the bloody impossible ones!"

Game summary

"You did good!" "Nice work, lad!" "I'm bloody proud of ya!" "Well done, boyo!" "Ack, I knew you could do it!" "Ha ha ha! We did it, lads!" "We did it, lad! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Mann vs. Machine responses

During a Wave

Upon being revived with a Reanimator

"I'm back!" "What did I miss?" "Back from the bloody grave!" "Good on ya, Medic!" "I'll rest when I'm dead!" "FREEDOM!" "HA HA!" "Oh, I need a drink!" "Wuhbluhbluhbluh!" "Ha! I'm back!" "I'm back, lads!"

Mannhattan specific

Gate responses

Robots attacking "Clankers at the gate, lads! "Robots at the gate! "Robots are taking the gate, lads! Robots take gate "Argh! The robots took the gate! "The tin cans have the gate, lads!

After a wave

Receiving a Killstreak Kit

Common Loot "Oh, brilliant!" "Oh, now would ya look at that!" "Aye! T'is nice!" "Aye! That'll do!" Rare Loot "Pure dead brilliant!" "Oh, what's your name, ya pretty lit'le thing?" Godlike Loot "(laughs) Ab-so-bloody-lootly!"

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Wheel of Fate outcomes

Big Head fate

"Ahhh! Me head!" "Ach! Me noggin is huge!"

Small Head fate

"Ohhh! Me wee head!" "Ahhh! Me head! It's wee. It's a wee head..." [fades]

Positive fate

"What manner of witchcraft is this?"

Negative fate

"Yer a devil! A devil!" "Yer wicked! And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!" "Oh, this is not good." "Wot is happenin'?" "Wot's this now?" "Wot the bloody hell?" "Wot magic is this?"

During battle with Merasmus

Merasmus brings out Bombinomicon

"He's got that book that stole me eye!" "That dark book is full of magic bombs!" "That Bombinomicon is about to blow!" "Ya call those bombs, ya wee little romance novel? I'll show you bombs!" "Watch out, lads! That book's the Bombinomicon!" "The student has become the one-eyed master, ya fancy perfume catalog!"

Successfully stun Merasmus

"Wuh huh ho! Who's laughing now, wizard?" "Yah should not have done that, wizard!" "Yer magic is 'weak,' old man!"

Merasmus attempts to heal himself

"The wizard's healin' himself!" "Kill him. Kill him, he's healin' himself!"

Looking for Merasmus

"You better hide, wizard! I'll kick you back to whatever hell you crawled out of!" "Wizard! Show yerself!" "Merasmus! We've got unfinished business, you and I! And by God, I'll see it settled!" "Merasmus! I'll have me eye back, you shifty dog!" "Merasmus! Give me my eye back, you wizard! "Merasmus! I've got yer nickel! Give me back me eye!" (A reference to how Demoman sweeped Merasmus's castle for a nickel in the Bombinomicon comic) "Wizard! You turned me own eye against me! And by God, I'll kill you for it!" "Eye for an eye, wizard-man! I'll chew the eyeballs right out of your skull!" "This Demoman needs an eye, wizard! Hah! Yours will do just fine." "Merasmus!"

Helltower responses

Round start

"Freedom! To roll a wheelchair to Hell!" "Let's send that old man to Hell!!"

Witching Hour: The bridge appears

"The bridge! The bridge!" "We can get to the island! Go, go!" "It's the Witching Hour!" "It's midnight, lads!"

Miscellaneous

Collected normal spell

"Oh, that's nice." "Oh, that's magic." "Now that's quality."

Collected rare spell

"Oh, bloody epic!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Guts and glory!" "Oh, I'm full of bombs and magic!" "Magic and mayhem!"

Reacting to rare spell

"Too much magic! (screams)" "It's the devil's work!"

Casting spells

"Caputus crepitus!" "Pactum diabolus!" "Seismela tremoro!" "Barpo kabalto!" "Barpo invisium!" "Imputum fulmenus!" "Invokum Monoculus!" "Invokum Monoculus! Oh, me eye!" "Amplus tripudio!" "Paidum celeris!" "Ipsum instantarium!" "Deus invictus!" "Mortis animataris!"

Attacked by skeletons

"Hell zombies!" "Run!" (Scream 1) (Scream 2) (Scream 3) (Long scream)

Falling in bottomless pit

(Long scream)

Duel-related responses

Starting a duel

"Time to get bluttered!" "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!" "Come on!" [Silently] "Oooohhh, I'm goin' ta liquefy ya!" "I'm goin' ta strangle you with me bare hands!" [Slurred] "...Yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." [Slurred] "Any of you think yer better 'n me, you're gon' have another thing..." [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." [Slurred] "It's on! It's on like (falls asleep, then wakes up) Wha--?" [Slurred] "...Gonna take down to the pain train station in train town..."

Duel accepted

"I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid!" "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch!" "Yah!"

Duel rejected

"Boooooooo!" "Hsssssss!" "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Item-related responses

With Magical Mercenary equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Round start

"Freedom! For unicorns!" "I've got pink hair! "Unicorn brothers! Tonight, we pony prance in HELL!"

Domination

"Who's laughin' at me pink wig now?!" "That's unicorn bloody justice!" "Domination is bloody magic!" "Dominated! Ya wee unicorn-hatin' piece o' crap!" "Dominated! Accordin' to unicorn law, yer me bloody wife now."

Set on fire

"(Screams) Me beautiful horn!" "The pink hair, it burns!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"I'm a unicorn from Hell, and I'm comin' for ya!" "You cannot stop the magic!" "I'm bearin' a message of peace!"

Unused responses

Dominating a Soldier

Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the War! Update. "DOMINATED! [sotto voice] But you're a good man and I love you." "EVERYBODY! I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN. HE IS A SOULLESS MONSTER!" [sotto voice] I do like you, it's just for show." "DOMINATED! [sotto voice] But you're still me best mate, heh." "DOMINATED! [sotto voice] "But I treasure your friendship." "DOMINATED! [sotto voice] You are okay though, right, lad?" "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! [sotto voice] We should be friends forever, eh?"