Demoman responses

Kill-related responses

• Kill streak responses with Stickybomb Launcher
  • "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"
  • "Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"
  • "How's that feel, ya blockhead?"
  • "Ya great lactating wet nurse!"
  • "You're all bloody dead!"
  • "And that's what yeh get for touching that!"
  • "You appear to have trodden on a mine!"
  • "Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh!"
  • "Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?"
  • "Bloody hell, those ones were me favourites!"

• Participating in a Kill assist
  • "We did it, mate!"
  • "I didn't need yer help, you know."

• Melee / Chargin' Targe Kill (Kills by the Chargin' Targe charge bash use the currently equipped melee lines.)
  • Shared by Bottle, Frying Pan and Pain Train
    • [Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen."
    • (gibberish and belch)
    • [Slurred] "Any of you think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing..."
    • [Slurred] "...the BOTH of yeh on you..."
    • [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster... (sobbing)"
    • (weeping)
    • (unintelligible gibberish)
    • (belching and weeping)
  • Bottle specific
    • "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!"
  • Pain Train specific
    • [Slurred] "...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town"
  • Ullapool Caber specific (Used only when scoring an explosive kill. Once detonated no melee kill line is spoken.)
    • "Kablooie!"
    • "Ka-boooom"
    • "And that's what ya' get for touching that!"
  • Kill by sharp weapon (enemy is beheaded)
    • "There can be only one... Eye!" (Only if the victim was a Demoman.)
    • "There can be only one!"

• Killing a Soldier
  • [Slurred] "...I love you man..."
  • [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you."
  • [Slurred] "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with YOUR tickets! (laughs, falls asleep.)"

• Destructions
  • "Kablooie!"
  • "Ka-boooom"

• If the Demoman drinks from his Bottle and then swings it
  • [Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen."
  • [Slurred] (gibberish and belch)
  • [Slurred] "Any of you think you're better 'n me you're goin' have another thing..."
  • [Slurred] "...the BOTH of ya on you..."
  • [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster... (sobbing)"
  • (weeping)
  • (unintelligible gibberish)
  • (belching and weeping)

Domination-related responses

• Domination
  • Short laugh
  • Short laugh 2
  • Evil laugh
  • Evil laugh 2
  • Evil laugh 3
  • Evil laugh 4
  • Evil laugh 5
  • "See! I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses!"
  • Long laugh
  • Long laugh 2
  • Happy laugh

• Dominating a Scout
  • "DOMINATED, Twinkletoes!"
  • "Dominated, ya wee scampering windbag!"
  • "Dominated, tiny man!"
  • "Don't come wide with ME, ya pint-sized mutt!"
  • "You're like a little bunny... scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries!"
  • "You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!"
  • "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad."
  • "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

• Dominating a Soldier
  • "DOMINATED! Hahahahahaha."
  • "I'll notify yer next o' kin... that ya sucked!"
  • "Hey, Private Haircut... I might o' taken a bit too much off... YOUR HEAD!"
  • "Mother o' mercy! Now THAT is a bloody domination!"
  • "Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"

• Dominating a Pyro
  • "You've brought shame on yer people, you mumblin' devil."
  • "Go home, lassie. MEN are fightin' here!"
  • "Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!"
  • "Burn, in, hell!"

• Dominating a Demoman
  • "Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!"
  • "DOMINATED! I feel everything! I know everything!"
  • "It is the Dominatening!"
  • "Welcome to the Dominatening!"

• Dominating a Heavy
  • "DOMINATED, ya grease-drippin' pork pie!
  • "Ohhh... there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven."
  • "DOMINATED, ya blubbery Bolshevik!"
  • "Awww.... there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!"
  • "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?"

• Dominating an Engineer
  • "Don't hide behind your toys, lad!"
  • "You're weak. I'm strong. AND I WIN, TOYMAKER!"
  • "That's a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl!"
  • "You come wide with me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!"
  • "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!"
  • "If you were huntin' trouble, lad... ya found it."

• Dominating a Medic
  • "DOMINATED, you Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... hah."
  • "How's that 'doing no harm' workin' out for ya, then?"
  • "DOMINATED! ...And I been shaggin' yer wife! Ahah!"
  • "I dominate ya, Sawbones!"

• Dominating a Sniper
  • "Perfect bloody domination, ya campy weasel!"
  • "DOMINATED, ya headshottin' Judas!"
  • "I hate you campers, EVERYBODY bloody hates you!"
  • "It's lads like you that give war a bad name!"

• Dominating a Spy
  • "Dominated, ya alley-skulking backstabber!"
  • "You're a back pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one!"
  • "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face MAN fighting!"

• Revenge Kill
  • "Cheers mate!"
  • "They're goin' to bury whats left of ye in a soup can!"
  • "I had me good eye on you the whole time!"
  • "Well alright!"

Event-related responses

• Round Start
  • "Freeeedooooom!"
  • "Hae at 'em, lads!" (Translation- "Have at them, lads!")
  • "Get 'am, Boyos!"
  • "Kill 'em aall!"
  • "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!"
  • "Aigheaght's the way to do it!"
  • "Come on!"

• Sudden Death
  • "Boooooooo!"
  • "Hsssssss!"
  • [Slurred] "I'm drunk- you don't have an excuse!" [Slurred]
  • "I feel like every bone in me body's broke!"
  • "I did what I could!"
  • [Slurred] "Ooooh, I've reeallly hit rock bottom." [Slurred]
  • "Thankfully I already don't remember this." [Slurred]
  • "Bloody Hell!"
  • "Buck up, lads! We'll get 'em next time."
  • "I almost joined their bloody team!"
  • "We're a sorry buncha' losers!"

• Stalemate
  • "That wasn't supposed ta' happen!"
  • "Aye, what just happened?"
  • "Ugggghhh..."
  • "Ya' bleedin' idiots!"

• Set on Fire
  • "Fiiiireeeeeeeee!"
  • "Fire, fire, fire!"
  • "Ah'm burnin'!"

• Teleportation
  • "Thanks fer the ride!"
  • "Thanks, lad!"

• Healed by Medic
  • "Aye, thanks doc!"
  • "Thank ye, doctor!"
  • "Thanks, doc!"

• Under the effects of an ÜberCharge
  • If using the Grenade Launcher
    • "In your language; 'Eat lead laddies!'"
    • "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!"
    • "You're makin' me very cross!"
  • If using the Stickybomb Launcher
    • "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!"
    • "Oh they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley with cats lickin' at ch'ya!"
    • "Not one of ya's going to survive this!"

• Badly wounded
  • "Oh, that smarts."

• Eyelander / Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker whispers

1. Hit

   • "Head!"
   • "Head."
   • "Head!"
   • "Head!"
   • "Head..."
   • "Head..."
   • "Head!"
   • "HEAD."
   • "Head!"
   • "Head!"

2. Idle

   • "Heads heads heads..."
   • "Heaaaaaads...heads heads heads heads"
   • "Heads...heads heads heads..."
   • "Heaaaaaaaaads..."
   • "Heads...heads heads heads..."
   • "Heads heads heads heads!"
   • "Heaaaads."
   • "Heads heads heads heaaaaaads..."
   • "Heaaaaaaaaaaaads..."
   • "Heads. Heads. HEADS. Heaaaaaaaads..."
   • "Heads heads heads."
   • "Heads heads heads..."
   • "Heads heads heads..."
   • "HEADS heads heads..."
   • "Heads heads heads heads heads heads..."

Objective-related responses

• After Capturing Intelligence
  • "Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!"
  • "Time to get bluttered!"
  • "That'll teach 'em!"

• After Capturing Control Point
  • "Keep it up, lads!"
  • "Guts and glory, lads!"
  • "Now it's our flippin' point, hehah!"

• Standing on captured Point, firing weapon
  • "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!"
  • "Stand on the point, ya git!"

• Defense
  • "That'll teach 'em!"
  • "I don't think they saw that one comin'!"
  • "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk!"
  • Happy laugh
  • "That was my point you were standin' on!"
  • "Bloody brilliant!"
  • "That's the spirit!"
  • "Ah, that's the stuff!"
  • Short laugh
  • "That's the way ya' do it!"
  • "Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point."

Duel-related responses

• Starting a Duel
  • "Time to get bluttered!"
  • "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!"
  • "Come on!"
  • [Silently] "Oooohhh, I'm gonna liquefy ya!"
  • "I'm gonna strangle you with mah bare hands!"
  • [Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen."
  • [Slurred] "Any of you think yer better 'n me you're gon' have another thing..."
  • [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you."
  • [Slurred] "It's on! It's on like (falls asleep, then wakes up)."
  • [Slurred] "...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town"

• Duel Accepted
  • "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid!"
  • "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch!"
  • "Yah!"

• Duel Rejected
  • "Boooooooo!"
  • "Hsssssss!"
  • "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Unused Responses

• Unknown Condition
  • "I'm goin' ta blast ya into thin gruel!"