Demoman responses

The Demoman

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Demoman has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Kill-related responses

After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds with a Secondary Weapon

"How's that feel, ya blockhead?" "Ya great lactating wet nurse!" "Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!" "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"

After Killing More than 3 Enemies in 20 Seconds with a Secondary Weapon

"And that's what yeh get for touching that!" "You appear to have trodden on a mine!" "Bloody hell, those ones were me favourites!" "Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh!" "Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?" "You're all bloody dead!"

Kill assist

"We did it, mate!" "I didn't need yer help, you know." (except for Medic assist) "That'll teach 'em!"

Melee, Chargin' Targe or Splendid Screen Kill (Shield bash kills use the currently equipped melee lines)

Shared by Bottle, Frying Pan and Pain Train [Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." "Any one of you, I..." (belch) [Slurred] "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another think..." [Slurred] "...the BOTH of yeh on you..." [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)" (weeping) (unintelligible gibberish) (belching and weeping) Bottle and Frying Pan specific "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" Pain Train specific [Slurred] "...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town..." Ullapool Caber specific (Used only when scoring an explosive kill. Once detonated, no melee kill line is spoken.) "And that's what ya' get for touching that!" "Ka-boooom!" "Kablooie!" Kill by sharp weapon (enemy is beheaded) "There can be only one... eye!" [When killing a Demoman] "There can be only one!" Evil laugh Evil laugh 2 Evil laugh 3

Killing a Soldier

[Slurred] "...I love you man..." [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." [Slurred] "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with your tickets! (laughs, falls asleep) Wha--?"

Destructions

"Ka-boooom!" "Kablooie!"

Domination-related responses

Domination

Short laugh Short laugh 2 Evil laugh Evil laugh 2 Evil laugh 3 Evil laugh 4 Evil laugh 5 "See! I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses!" Long laugh Long laugh 2 Happy laugh

Dominating a Scout

"DOMINATED, Twinkletoes!" "Dominated, ya wee scampering windbag!" "Dominated, tiny man!" "Don't come wide with me, ya pint-sized mutt!" "You're like a little bunny... scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries!" "You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!" "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad." "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Dominating a Soldier

"DOMINATED! [laughter]" "I'll notify yer next o' kin... that ya sucked!" "Hey, Private Haircut, I might o' taken a bit too much off... your head!" "Mother o' mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!" "Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"

Dominating a Pyro

"You've brought shame on yer people, you mumblin' devil." "Go home, lassie. MEN are fightin' here!" "Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!" "BURN-IN-HELL!"

25px  Dominating a Demoman

"Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!" "DOMINATED! I feel everything! I know everything!" "It is the Dominatening!" "Welcome to the Dominatening!"

Dominating a Heavy

"DOMINATED, ya grease-drippin' pork pie! "Ohhh... there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven." "DOMINATED, ya blubbery Bolshevik!" "Awww.... there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!" "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?"

Dominating a Engineer

"Don't hide behind your toys, lad!" "You're weak. I'm strong. AND I WIN, TOYMAKER!" "That's a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl!" "You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!" "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!" "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it."

Dominating a Medic

"DOMINATED, you Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... hah." "How's that 'doing no harm' workin' out for ya, then?" "DOMINATED! ...And I been shaggin' yer wife! Ahah!" "I dominate ya, Sawbones!"

Dominating a Sniper

"Perfect bloody domination, ya campy weasel!" "Dominated, ya headshottin' Judas!" "I hate you campers; everybody bloody hates you!" "It's lads like you that give war a bad name!"

Dominating a Spy

"Dominated, ya alley-skulking backstabber!" "You're a back-pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one!" "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!"

Revenge Kill

"Cheers, mate!" "They're goin' to bury what's left of ye in a soup can!" "I had me good eye on you the whole time!" "Well, alright!"

Event-related responses

Round Start

"Freeeedooooom!" "Hae at 'em, lads!" "Get 'am, Boyos!" "Kill 'em aall!" "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!" "Aigheaght's the way to do it!" "Come on!"

Sudden Death

"Boooooooo!" "Hsssssss!" [Slurred] "I'm drunk- you don't have an excuse!" "I feel like every bone in me body's broke!" "I did what I could!" [Slurred] "Ooooh, I've reeallly hit rock bottom." [Slurred] "Thankfully I already don't remember this." "Bloody Hell!" "Buck up, lads! We'll get 'em next time." "I almost joined their bloody team!" "We're a sorry buncha' losers!"

Stalemate

"That wasn't supposed ta' happen!" "Aye, what just happened?" "Ugggghhh..." "Ya' bleedin' idiots!"

Set on Fire

"Fire, fire, fire!" "Ah'm burnin'!" "Fiiiireeeeeeeee!"

On Death

*Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream*

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

"Ugggghhh..." "Bloody Hell!" "ACH!" "AW CRIPE!"

Teleportation

"Thanks fer the ride!" "Thanks, lad!"

Healed by Medic

"Aye, thanks doc!" "Thank ye, doctor!" "Thanks, doc!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

If using the Grenade Launcher "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!" "You're makin' me very cross!" "I'm goin' ta blast ya into thin gruel!" "In your language; 'Eat lead laddies!'" If using the Stickybomb Launcher "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!" "Oh, they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya!" "Not one of ya's going to survive this!"

Taking damage

"Oh, that smarts."

Eyelander / Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker / Nessie's Nine Iron whispers

On hit "Head!" "Head." "Head!" "Head!" "Head..." "Head..." "Head!" "HEAD." "Head!" "Head!" When idle "Heads heads heads..." "Heaaaaaads...heads heads heads heads" "Heads...heads heads heads..." "Heaaaaaaaaads..." "Heads...heads heads heads..." "Heads heads heads heads!" "Heaaaads." "Heads heads heads heaaaaaads..." "Heaaaaaaaaaaaads..." "Heads. Heads. HEADS. Heaaaaaaaads..." "Heads heads heads." "Heads heads heads..." "Heads heads heads..." "HEADS heads heads..." "Heads heads heads heads heads heads..."

Achievement Unlocked

"Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!" "Time to get bluttered!" "Guts and glory, lads!"

Weapon-related responses

If the Demoman drinks from his Bottle and then swings it

[Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." [Slurred] "Any one of you I..." (belch) [Slurred] "Any of you think you're better 'n me you're goin' have another thing..." [Slurred] "...the BOTH of ya on you..." [Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster... (sobbing)" (weeping) (unintelligible gibberish) (belching and weeping)

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence

"Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!" "Time to get bluttered!" "That'll teach 'em!"

After Capturing control point

"Keep it up, lads!" "Guts and glory, lads!" "Now it's our flippin' point, hehah!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

"Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!" "Stand on the point, ya git!"

Defense

"That'll teach 'em!" "I don't think they saw that one comin'!" "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk!" Happy laugh "That was my point you were standin' on!" "Bloody brilliant!" "That's the spirit!" "Ah, that's the stuff!" Short laugh "That's the way ya' do it!" "Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point."

Mann vs. Machine responses

After a Wave

Receiving Loot in Mann Up mode

Common Loot "Oh, brilliant!"

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Wheel of Fate outcomes

Big Head fate

"Ahhh! Me head!" "Ach! Me noggin is huge!"

Small Head fate

"Ohhh! Me wee head!" "Ahhh! Me head! It's wee. It's a wee head..." (fades)

Positive fate

"What manner of witchcraft is this?"

Negative fate

"Yer a devil! A devil!" "Yer wicked! And you'll burn fer it Merasmus!" "Oh! This is not good." "Wot is happenin'?" "Wot's this now?" "Wot the bloody hell?" "Wot magic is this?"

During battle with Merasmus

Merasmus brings out Bombinomicon

"He's got that book that stole me eye!" "That dark book is full of magic bombs!" "That Bombinomicon is about to blow!" "Ya call those bombs, ya wee little romance novel? I'll show you bombs!" "Watch out lads! That book's the Bombinomicon!" "The student has become the one-eyed master, ya fancy perfume catalog!"

Successfully stun Merasmus

"Wuh huh ho! Who's laughing now, wizard?" "Yah should not have done that, wizard!" "Yer magic is 'weak,' old man!"

Merasmus attempts to heal himself

"The wizard's healin' himself!" "Kill him. Kill him, he's healin' himself!"

Looking for Merasmus

"You better hide wizard! I'll kick you back to whatever hell you crawled out of!" "Wizard! Show yerself!" "Merasmus! We've got unfinished business you and I! And by God, I'll see it settled!" "Merasmus! I'll have me eye back, you shifty dog!" "Merasmus! Give me my eye back, you wizard! "Merasmus! I've got yer nickel! Give me back me eye!" (A reference to how Demoman sweeped Merasmus's castle for a nickel in the Bombinomicon (Comic)) "Wizard! You turned me own eye against me! And by God, I'll kill you for it!" "Eye for an eye wizard-man! I'll chew the eyeballs right out of your skull!" "This Demoman needs an eye, wizard! Hah! Yours will do just fine." "Merasmus!"

Miscellaneous

Falling in Bottomless Pit in Ghost Fort

(long scream)

Helltower responses

Round Start

"Freedom! To roll a wheelchair to Hell!" "Let's send that old man to Hell!!"

The Witching Hour: Bridge Appears

"The bridge! The bridge!" "We can get to the island! Go, go!" "It's the Witching Hour!" "It's midnight, lads!"

Collected Normal Spell

"Oh, that's nice." "Oh, that's magic." "Now that's quality."

Collected Rare Spell

"Oh, bloody epic!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Guts and glory!" "Oh, I'm full of bombs and magic!" "Magic and mayhem!"

Reacting to Rare Spell

"Too much magic!" (screams) "It's the devil's work!"

Casting Spells

"Caputus crepitus!" "Pactum diabolus!" "Seismela tremoro!" "Barpo kabalto!" "Barpo invisium!" "Imputum fulmenus!" "Invokum monoculus!" "Amplus tripudio!" "Paidum celeris!" "Ipsum instantarium!" "Deus invictus!" "Mortis animataris!"

Attacked By Skeletons

"Hell zombies!" "Run!" (scream) (scream) (scream) (long scream)

Duel-related responses

Starting a Duel

"Time to get bluttered!" "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!" "Come on!" [Silently] "Oooohhh, I'm gonna liquefy ya!" "I'm gonna strangle you with mah bare hands!" [Slurred] "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen." [Slurred] "Any of you think yer better 'n me you're gon' have another thing..." [Slurred] "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." [Slurred] "It's on! It's on like [falls asleep, then wakes up] wha--?" [Slurred] "...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town..."

Duel Accepted

"I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid!" "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch!" "Yah!"

Duel Rejected

"Boooooooo!" "Hsssssss!" "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Item-related responses

With Magical Mercenary equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Round Start

"Freedom! For unicorns!" "I've got pink hair! "Unicorn brothers! Tonight, we pony prance in HELL!"

Domination

"Who's laughin' at me pink wig now?!" "That's unicorn bloody justice!" "Domination is bloody magic!" "Dominated! Ya wee unicorn-hatin' piece of crap!" "Dominated! According to unicorn law, you're me bloody wife now."

Set on Fire

(screams) "Me beautiful horn!" "The pink hair, it burns!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"I'm a unicorn from Hell, and I'm comin' for ya!" "You cannot stop the magic!" "I'm bearin' a message of peace!"

Unused responses

Dominating a Soldier

Note: Most lines spoken by the Demoman Robot are robotic versions of the lines above. However, the following lines have no human equivalent and are included here for completeness. They possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the War! Update. "DOMINATED!" (sotto voce) "But you're a good man and I love you." "EVERYBODY! I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN. HE IS A SOULLESS MONSTER!" (sotto voce) "I do like you, it's just for show." "DOMINATED!" (sotto voce) "But you're still me best mate, heh." "DOMINATED!" (sotto voce) "But I treasure your friendship." "DOMINATED!" (sotto voce) "You are okay though, right lad?" "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD!" (sotto voce) "We should be friends forever, eh?"