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== Movie ==
 
== Movie ==
 
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==Video transcript==
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|[''Camera fades in on a sign reading 'Weapons Factory' with a planning permission slip stuck to it, that says 'YETI PARK'. Soldier walks into view as [[Yeti Park (Soundtrack)|Yeti Park]] plays. He looks around before waving his team over and walking off screen. Sniper and Pyro follow him as the slip blows away and the camera pans to a view of a facility with a large Mann Co sign on the wall. Scout and Spy can be seen entering in the distance. Camera cuts to an inside view of a darkened room within the facility. An air vent cover falls from the ceiling as Scout and Spy silently drop into the room. Scout switches on a torch as the camera cuts to a close-up of them both'']
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'''Scout''': "No sign of 'em here..."
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[''Scout talks into his earpiece'']
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'''Scout''': "You guys see anything?"
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[''Camera cuts back to outside where Pyro, Sniper and Soldier can be seen. Soldier kicks over a large crate and several bunches of bananas spill out. Pyro shrugs and mumbles into his walky talky as the camera cuts back inside. Scout rolls his eyes as Scout and Spy slowly make their way through the facility.'']
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'''Scout''': "Uh... Hello?"
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[''Camera cuts to wide shot of a dark open area that Scout and Spy walk into.'']
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'''Scout''': "A-anybody in here?"
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[''Camera cuts to a damaged sign as Scout shines his flashlight on it. It reads "WELCOME. YETI PARK."'']
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'''Scout''': "Hello!?"
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[''Camera cuts back to the room'']
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'''Scout''': "Hello?"
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[''A loud growl can be heard as a dark figure walks past the camera. Camera cuts to a close view of Scout as he screams and jumps back into Spy who looks around worriedly.'']
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'''Scout''': "IT'S... probably... nothin’! Just a... a... car backfirin'! Or... possibly-"
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[''Scout slips on something and falls off screen. Camera cuts to a close up of scout as he picks up his torch and shines it around. Camera slowly zooms out to reveal that scout actually slipped on some blood'']
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'''Scout''': "What the... Spy, you seein' this?"
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[''Spy cloaks and runs away silently'']
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'''Scout''': "...Spy?"
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[''A door can be heard opening and then shutting'']
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'''Scout (Angrily)''': "Spy..."
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[''A clattering can be heard, scaring Scout who looks around in a panic'']
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'''Scout''': "Who's there? Is somebody there? 'Cause you uh..."
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[''Camera cuts to a shadowy view of the floor as Scout shines his torch around'']
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'''Scout''': "...left all your... blood!.. out here... and some..."
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[''The flashlight reveals a pair of bare legs wearing work boots'']
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'''Scout''': "...claw marks."
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[''Camera cuts back to Scout as the legs slowly walk towards him. He slowly moves the flashlight upwards whilst squinting.'']
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'''Scout''': "Please let there be pants please let there be pants please let there be pants please let there be pants..."
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[''Camera cuts back to the legs as Scout shines the flashlight up, revealing a pair of shorts belted with a golden kangaroo buckle. Camera cuts back to Scout.'']
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'''Scout''': "Oh thank go-"
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[''The owner of the legs grabs Scout and pulls him into a headlock as the camera cuts to the mysterious person. He reveals himself as none other than Saxton Hale himself.'']
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'''Scout''': "Lemmie go now, okay? Lemmie go."
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[''Camera cuts to a close-up of Saxton's face as he puts a hand over Scout's mouth'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Shhhhhhshshsh... He can smell fear..."
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[''Camera cuts back outside to a plant that Sniper quickly chops down with his kukri, revealing him and Soldier. Sniper walks off screen as Soldier eats a [[Second Banana|banana]]. Soldier then hears a low growling off screen and looks over to his left. Camera cuts to a view from inside some bushes. A roar can be heard as the camera quickly zooms in on Soldier as if something is running after him. He screams as the banana he was eating goes flying out of his hand. Camera cuts to a shot of some treetops as Soldier's flying banana joins some birds fleeing from the commotion. Camera cuts back to Scout and Saxton. Upon hearing Soldier's scream, he laughs.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "''There'' you are..."
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[''Camera cuts to a wider shot of Saxton who then runs, still carrying Scout in a headlock, directly through a wall, leaving an Australia shaped hole behind. Camera cuts outside to a close-up of Scout under Saxton's arm as he is being carried quickly through the jungle. Several leaves and sticks hit Scout in the face'']
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'''Scout''': "Slow down! Ow!"
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[''Camera cuts to a wider shot of Saxton running towards the camera as it follows him, leaping over logs and dodging trees. As a leaf goes past the camera, it transitions to a closer shot of Saxton's face.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Everybody said, 'Don't do it...'"
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[''Saxton throws the screaming Scout into the air whilst still running, dives through an electric fence, narrowly avoiding the 10,000 volt cables, rolls on the ground, continues running and then catches Scout on the other side, cradling him in his arms.'']
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'''Saxton Hale (Continuing)''': "'...You can't build a theme park with the deadliest animals on earth...'"
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[''Camera cuts to a view of Sniper being thrown against a wall and falling unconscious, as ape-like feet step past him while the creature growls. Camera cuts to a close-up of Pyro getting stepped on by the same ape-like foot. Camera cuts to a close-up of Soldier's shotgun as he fires it at something off-screen. An ape-like hand slams him off-screen as blood flies as the hidden creature growls again. Camera cuts back to a wide angled shot of Saxton, now holding Scout back in a headlock, leaping across logs floating in crocodile infested waters. He then uses a vine to swing to land, almost getting bitten by a crocodile below. Camera cuts to a view of Saxton landing on the ground and crouching for a moment.'']
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'''Saxton Hale (Continuing)''': "'...They'll escape! Nature finds a way.'"
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[''He then runs off screen as the camera cuts back to a front view of Saxton as he runs towards it and laughs.''"
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'''Saxton Hale''': "That was the whole. ''bloody.'' '''''point!'''''"
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[''Saxton leaps into the air as the camera cuts to a long shot of Saxton soaring over giant white letters, similar to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Sign Hollywood Sign], as Scout screams from beneath Saxton's arm. Camera cuts to an electric fence as Saxton lands in front of it, cracking the ground. He slowly looks up, smiling. Camera cuts to a wide view of the mysterious creature that is revealed to be a [[Yeti Smash|yeti]], it holds Soldier above its head as the camera quickly zooms in on the yeti. It then snaps Soldiers back in half as he screams and throws his body towards Scout and Saxton, roaring, as the camera cuts to them. As Soldier's body flies overhead, the camera cuts to a close-up of them.'']
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'''Scout''': "Oh dear God no..."
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Don't worry, son. Stick with me... You'll be juuust fiiine..."
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[''Camera cuts to a close-up of the yeti as it roars and runs towards the two of them. Camera follows the yeti as it runs.'']
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'''Scout''': "Oh God yeti no yeti please run yeti please-"
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[''Camera cuts behind Saxton as he swings Scout like a club, hitting the yeti in the face, causing it to go flying backwards. Camera cuts to a view of the yeti flying into a crate, destroying it and spilling bananas everywhere. Saxton runs towards the yeti still brandishing Scout as a weapon. Camera cuts to a view of the yeti as he struggles to his feet. It takes a swing at Saxton as he runs past. Camera cuts behind the yeti as Saxton brings Scout down on it. The yeti blocks Saxton's blow. Camera cuts to a close-up of Scout looking at the yeti, he nervously laughs. The yeti roars in his face as Scout screams girlishly. Camera cuts to a wider shot as the yeti punches Saxton. The force of the punch causes him to slide backwards a fair few feet. Camera cuts back to the yeti who then roars and beats his chest before running towards Saxton. Camera cuts back to Saxton as he just stands there and laughs'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Ho ho ho yeah..."
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[''Camera cuts to a close-up of Scout.'']]
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'''Scout (Gasping)''': "Please don't..."
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[''Camera cuts back to a wider shot of Saxton as he throws Scout towards the yeti. Camera cuts to a slow-motion shot of Scout spinning through the air towards the still running yeti. Camera cuts to Saxton as he laughs and runs towards Scout. Camera cuts to a wider shot of Saxton jumping up, using Scout as a platform to propel himself towards the yeti who has also leapt into the air. Saxton pirouettes in the air and winds up a powerful punch.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "'''Yeti... PUNCH'''"
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[''Camera cuts between multiple replays of Saxton's fist colliding with the yeti and then cuts to a top down view of the area as the yeti explodes, covering the arena in a cloud of blood. The yeti's head flies towards the screen. Camera cuts back to the ground, behind Saxton as he places his hands on his hips and laughs heartily. Various yeti gibs and drops of blood rain down around him. Saxton slowly turns around as the camera cuts to a closer shot of him. He flicks a piece of intestine off his shoulder as [[Saxton's Dillema (Soundtrack)|Saxton's Dillema]] begins to play.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Welcome... to Yeti... '''PAAA'''AAaaeegh..."
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[''A mobile phone can be heard ringing, cutting Saxton off. He answers it.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Saxton Hale here!.. Yep, another one escaped..."
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[''Camera cuts to a view of Soldier crawling along the floor, apparently surviving his broken back, albeit being paralysed from the waist down. He notices the yeti head and looks surprised. Scout can be seen laying on the ground as Saxton walks off screen, also recovering from his ordeal. He looks around at the scene in shock.
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'''Saxton Hale''': "...Yeah, I killed it... No, this time it ''exploded!'' Ah, the kids are gonna love it..."
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[''Camera cuts to a close-up of Saxton talking on his mobile phone as he paces back and forth.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "...Anyway!.. We need more yetis... No more left, huh?.. Extinct you say?.."
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[''Camera cuts to wide-angle shot behind the mercenaries recovering as Saxton paces back and forth in the background.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "[[Non-player characters#Mr. Bidwell|Bidwell]], I'll be square with ya... It's a ''Yeti. Fighting. Park.'' If I don't have a yeti, it's just a fighting park!"
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[''Camera cuts to a shot of Soldier laying on the ground as Scout sits up and picks yeti gibs off of himself. Spy de-cloaks behind them both.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Where am I gonna find a group of lunatics..."
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[''Scout and Soldier start to smile as the camera cuts back to wide shot of mercs. Spy and Sniper step into view.]
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'''Saxton Hale''': "...Willing to come ''all'' this way... just to fight..."
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[''Saxton glances at the mercs and pauses for a moment, the camera cuts to them as pyro walks into the scene, holding one of the yeti's arms. Soldier nods and Scout waves his hand slightly.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "...To fight each other..."
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[''Camera cuts to black as [[Mercenary Park (Soundtrack)|Mercenary Park]] begins to play.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Three!.. Two!.. One!.."
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[''Camera fades into a close-up of Demoman holding his grenade launcher.'']
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'''Saxton Hale''': "'''Fight!'''"
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[''Saxton Hale laughs off screen as the camera zooms out revealing Heavy, Soldier and Engineer to the side of the Demoman. Demoman runs towards the screen as the four of them begin firing on BLU team members nearby. Demoman fires a grenade towards the camera which quickly pans away to a view of dead BLU team members. The grenade bounces off a nearby wall and lands beneath a fleeing BLU Soldier who then gets caught in the explosion. Camera pans upwards, following the explosion through the ceiling, where Scout is running outside. Camera follows Scout as he runs across a walkway. Pyro rockets past using his [[Thermal Thruster]]. Camera follows him as he lands below, burning a BLU Scout to death. He then rockets and twirls into the air. The huge white YETI PARK sign can be seen in the distance with a banner, that reads 'MERCENARY', placed in front of the word 'YETI'.
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'''Saxton Hale''': "Welcome!.. to '''[[Mercenary Park (map)|Mercenary... PARK!]]'''"
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[''Screen cuts to black and fades in on the Jungle Inferno Update logo as the music fades away. Credits are shown.'']
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Jungle Inferno
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Video Info
Released: October 16, 2017
Run time: 4:16

The Jungle Inferno Update was accompanied by a video. It shows RED team accompanied by Saxton Hale hunting down an escaped yeti.

Video Description

After a decade of dustbowls and gravel pits, it’s time to pack your snorkel, find your flip-flops, and endure a series of painful yellow fever vaccinations to your abdomen, because Team Fortress is heading to the tropics!

Movie

Video transcript


v • d • e
JungleInferno UpdateNavIcon.png Jungle Inferno Update
Bold items are part of item sets.
Maps
Weapons
Cosmetics
Leaderboard class scout.png Forest Footwear · Jungle Jersey · Transparent Trousers · Leaderboard class soldier.png Attack Packs · Crit Cloak · Sharp Chest Pain · Shellmet · Leaderboard class pyro.png D-eye-monds · Deity's Dress · Feathered Fiend · Fireman's Essentials · Hot Huaraches · Sacrificial Stone · Leaderboard class heavy.png Abominable Snow Pants · Aztec Aggressor · Commando Elite · Fat Man's Field Cap · Heavy Harness · Himalayan Hair Shirt · Kathman-Hairdo · Siberian Tigerstripe · Leaderboard class engineer.png Conaghers' Utility Idol · Tropical Toad · Leaderboard class medic.png Battle Boonie · Vitals Vest · Leaderboard class sniper.png Bait and Bite · Cammy Jammies · Classy Capper · Conspicuous Camouflage · Most Dangerous Mane · Rifleman's Regalia · Leaderboard class scout.pngLeaderboard class engineer.pngLeaderboard class spy.png Aloha Apparel · Leaderboard class soldier.pngLeaderboard class pyro.pngLeaderboard class demoman.png Bananades · Leaderboard class soldier.pngLeaderboard class demoman.pngLeaderboard class heavy.png War Eagle · Leaderboard class soldier.pngLeaderboard class heavy.png Nuke · TF2 crosshair orange.png Aztec Warrior · Croaking Hazard · Hunter in Darkness · Jungle Wreath · Mannanas Hat · Mercenary Park · Monstrous Memento · Never Forget Hat · Pithy Professional · Pocket Saxton · Quizzical Quetzal · Saxton · Slithering Scarf · Yeti Park Hardhat
Item sets
War Paints
Anodized Aloha · Bamboo Brushed · Croc Dusted · Leopard Printed · Macaw Masked · Mannana Peeled · Park Pigmented · Piña Polished · Sax Waxed · Tiger Buffed · Yeti Coated
Bank Rolled · Bloom Buffed · Bonk Varnished · Cardboard Boxed · Clover Camo'd · Dream Piped · Fire Glazed · Freedom Wrapped · Kill Covered · Merc Stained · Pizza Polished · Quack Canvassed · Star Crossed
Autumn Mk.II · Carpet Bomber Mk.II · Civic Duty Mk.II · Civil Servant Mk.II · Forest Fire Mk.II · Night Owl Mk.II · Plaid Potshotter Mk.II · Woodland Warrior Mk.II · Woodsy Widowmaker Mk.II · Wrapped Reviver Mk.II
Backwoods Boomstick Mk.II · Bovine Blazemaker Mk.II · Dead Reckoner Mk.II · Iron Wood Mk.II · Macabre Web Mk.II · Masked Mender Mk.II · Nutcracker Mk.II · Smalltown Bringdown Mk.II
Dragon Slayer
Taunts
Action items
Tools
Other
Video
Soundtrack
v • d • e
TF2 videos
Meet the Team
Scout · Soldier · Pyro · Demoman · Heavy · Engineer · Medic · Sniper · Spy · Sandvich
Map intros
2Fort · Badlands · Badwater Basin · Coldfront · Dustbowl · Gold Rush · Granary · Gravel Pit · Hydro · Lumberyard · Steel · Target · Well (CTF)
Promotional
Developer
Brotherhood of Arms
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