Heavy responses

Voice responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a primary or melee weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Heavy has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Taunt-related responses

Main article: Heavy taunts

All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Heavy taunts page along with a description of the animation.

Kill-related responses

After killing more than 1 enemy in 20 seconds with a primary weapon

"Cry some more!" [Mimicking a baby crying] "Weeeeeeeeh! Waaaaaaaahh!" (Maniacal laugh) "I'm coming for you!" "Keep crying, baby!" "All of you are babies!"

After killing more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with a primary weapon

[Mimicking Minigun revving noise, then laughing] "Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!" "Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!" "All of you are dead!" "Who send all these babies to fight!?" "Entire team is babies!" "What sick man sends babies to fight me?"

Killing with a non-stock or renamed/described primary weapon

"New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies." "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon." "New weapon is good!" "Yes. I like this new weapon."

Spinning-up a non-stock or renamed/described primary weapon

"New weapon!" "I have new weapon!" "All will fear my giant new gun." "I have new way to kill cowards." "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon."

Destroying a building

"I destroy coward toys!" "More rubble, less trouble!" "Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!" (Khachaturian's Sabre Dance) (Big laugh) Sentry Gun specific "Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!" Dispenser specific "I hear someone building diaper changing station!"

Kill assist

"We make good team!"

Melee kill

"Haha!" "Hah!" Fists of Steel specific "My fists! They are made of STEEL!"

Upon killing an enemy's Medic while being healed

"You are now without doctor!" "My doctor's still alive!" "Your doctor is dead!" "You drew first! Hahahahaha!"

Domination-related responses

Domination

"I am amused by entire eety-beety-teeny team!" (Big laugh 1) (Big laugh 2) (Big laugh 3) (Happy laugh 1) (Happy laugh 2) (Happy laugh 3) (Happy laugh 4) (Happy laugh 5) "Little little man." "You are no match for me!" "Go ahead and cry, baby." "You cannot hide, coward." "Run home to momma!" "Hide coward! I will find you." "I have squashed you like bug!" "I have plan for you: more pain!" (Laugh) "I am coming for you, again!" "I promise you pain without end." "You cannot beat me!" "The burning you feel? It is shame." "I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!" "You are dead. Not big surprise." "Killing you is full time job now." "Good!" "Which one of you is crying?" (Evil laugh) (Long laugh) "(Laugh) Ho, hohoho, oh, that slaps me on the knee!" "I am very happy!" "Good times!"

Revenge kill

"You mean nothing to me now." "Your luck runs out." "Let this be lesson for you." "Never, never, make me angry." "You are not so good as you think." "You feel shame, yes?" "I should have done this long ago!" "Did you think you could beat me?" "Did you think I would forget you?!" "Oh no, you I do not forget!" "I think you should fight someone much, much smaller." "Do you remember me now?!" "Next time, pick on someone your own tiny-baby size!" "I am not done with you yet!" "This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you." "So much blood! Heh." "I am giant!" "I feel alive!"

Event-related responses

Round start

"Here I come!" "Run, cowards!" "Raaaaah!" "Hide, cowards!" "Eeeyaaah!" "I live!"

Sudden Death

"Booooooooo!" "Aaagh!" "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" "Aawgh!" "Ooh, it is sad day!" "Which one of you is crying?" "Daagh, too many little men on this team!" "Tell me, where did we go so wrong?" "How could this happen?"

Stalemate

"We lose, but they do not win?" "Everyone loses! (laughs sarcastically)" "Aauugh!"

Set on fire.

"Fire!" "Fire, fire, fire!" "I'm burn!" "My flesh, it burns! " "Agh, agh, fire, fire!"

On death by melee weapon and/or critical hit

(Dying scream 1) (Dying scream 2) (Dying scream 3)

Severe pain

(Groan 1) (Groan 2) (Groan 3)

Sharp pain

(Grunt 1) (Grunt 2) (Grunt 3) (Grunt 4) (Grunt 5)

Hit by Gas Passer, Jarate, Mad Milk, Mutated Milk, or Self-Aware Beauty Mark

"Dahhhh!" "Aauugh!" "Aaaaaaagh!"

Teleportation

"Thanks for ride!" "Was good trip!" "Engineer is credit to team!"

Healed by Medic

"Thank you, doctor!" "You are great, doctor!" "I love this doctor!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Get behind me, doctor!" "Time to hide, cowards!" "Now is coward killing time!" "I am bulletproof!" (While firing primary weapon) "Is good time to run, cowards!"

Achievement unlocked

"Look at me! Look at me!" "I am hero!" "It is good day to be Giant Man!" "Everyone! Look at me!" "Yes!" "Very good!" "Very good, very VERY good!" "I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!" "Who dares stand against me NOW?" "Fear me, cowards!" "I am credit to team." "The medal- It is so tiny!" "I have many medals!" "Another medal! Is good!" "I am big war hero!" "Now I am king of team!"

Weapon-related responses

Upon firing Minigun for more than 4 seconds

"Raaaargh!" "Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

Upon firing Minigun for more than 8 seconds

(Maniacal laugh) (Short laugh)

Upon firing Minigun for more than 15 seconds

[Mimicking Minigun revving noise, then laughing] "Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!" [Mimicking a baby crying] "Weeeeeeeeh! Waaaaaaaahh!"

Melee attack

"Take that!" Only plays after a "Take that!" line. "BOOM!" "AUGHN!" "-and this!" "-and that!" "-and this!"

Upon eating Buffalo Steak Sandvich, Dalokohs Bar, Fishcake, Robo-Sandvich, Sandvich, or Second Banana

Shared by all consumables "Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!" "Moist and delicious! Hehaha!" "Kill them all! Hahaha!" "That vas delicious!" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)" Sandvich specific "Sandvich make me strong!" "I am full of sandvich, and I am coming for you!" "Sandvich and I are coming for you!" "Don't run! It's just ham!" "Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!" [Singing to Song of the Volga Boatmen] "Saww-ndvich, sandvich!" [Singing] "Me and my... Sandvich." "What was that, Sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahahahahaha!" "Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!" "You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!" [Singing] "Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!" "Run from the Sandvich!" "Bologna! Hahahaha!"

Objective-related responses

After capturing Intelligence

"It was long trip!" "I killed many cowards for that." "Not usually my job, but... Eheheh."

After Capturing control point

"Come, knock me off it!" "Ours now!" "Come, take it back!"

Standing on captured control point, firing weapon

"Coward! Get on point!" "Get on point, stupid!"

Standing on a cappable control point, firing weapon

"Get on point!" "Fight on the point!" "Come to point!" "Get on the point"

Defense

"You are going to need much bigger guns!" "I was told we would be fighting men!" "Very good!" "You, yes you! You are dead!" "Хорошо!" ("Horosho!", translated to "Great!" Heavy actually mispronounces this by pronouncing the first H as in "hard" instead of properly pronouncing it like the J in "jalapeño") "Pow! Haha!" "I think you need more men!"

Payload-related responses

Attacking: Cart goes forward

"Keep pushing!" "Keep pushing tiny cart!" "Forward, glorious cart!" "Keep going!" "Everyone! Push! " "Puuuuush!" "Go!" "Push, push the cart!" ""Go, go, давай!" ("Davaj!", translated to "Come on!") "Go, go, push the cart!" "Everyone, push cart!" "We must all push!" "Push cart!" "Push!" "Do not fear bomb! Push!" "Push bomb-cart! MOVE!" "Onward, great bomb-cart!" "Stay near tiny cart!" "Stay close to cart!" "All must come to cart!" "Join me at bomb cart!" "JOIN ME AT BOMB CART!" "Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) C'mon!" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) Push!"

Attacking: Cart goes back

"Cart goes wrong way!" "Nooooooooo!" "Little men steal our cart!" "Agh! Cart is gone!" "Baby team has cart!" "Other team has cart!" "No! Cart moves wrong way!"

Defending: Cart goes forward

"Get to cart, men!" "We must stop little cart!" "We must stop little cart." "Ooooh noooooo! Little cart is moving!" "Argh! Where is cart going?" "Aiiieeghh! Where is cart going?" [Singing] "What's the matter with you?"

Defending: Cart goes back

"Mush, team, mush!" "We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!" "Is our cart now!" "Good job, everyone!" "We must return cart!" "Yes! We push cart back!" "We push cart back!" "Good job, everyone!"

Attacking: Cart has stopped

"Bomb cart will not push self!" "We must push little cart!" "Argh! Cart is not moving!" "Bomb has stopped!"

Defending: Stop the bomb

"Stand next to little cart!" "Stand by little wagon!" "We stop little cart!" "Come to bomb-wagon!"

Contract-related responses

Contract complete

"So it is done!" "Aww, but Heavy was just getting started!" "This is fun!" Difficult contract "Ha, ha! Yes, we have done it!" "Finally, it is done!" "This was not easy task, but it is done!"

Competitive Mode responses

Setup

First round

Casual Mode "Here Heavy comes, babies!" "Run and hide, babies!" "Heavy is ready! Heh ha ha!" "Is exciting, да?" ("Da", translated to "Yes.") "да, this will be easy!" "We will crush them!" "Team! I believe in all of you!" [Singing] "Da di da da! This is morale song!" (Sung to the tune of "The Song of the Volga Boatmen") Rare "We will crush them! And then Scout can clean up mess after." Competitive Mode "Is good day to die! For other team!" "I have seen the enemy! And he is us! But itty bitty." (Reference to a quote regarding McCarthyism from the Pogo comic strip) 6s Only "Six men is not enough to defeat Heavy!" "Six men is not enough to beat Heavy." "Heavy is best kept secret of 6s."

Previous round was a win

"We have broken them. Now we finish it!" "Be calm! We have not won yet!" "We are doing good!" "Now is no time to show mercy!" [Singing] "Da dun dun... Ha ha ha!" (Sung to the tune of "The Song of the Volga Boatmen") [Singing] "Da da da da! Everybody!" (Sung to the tune of "The Song of the Volga Boatmen")

Previous round was a loss

"We should start the winning now." "All tiny teammates stay calm. This time, we win!" "Here is plan: no more losing!" "I would be worried, if I was not giant!" "Is good day for 6s!" "This is not usual job for Heavy. But I will make work!" "We will not lose again!" "Never give up!" "Big time comeback starts NOW!" "This time we will destroy them!"

Previous round was a tie

"Is tied! Not good for nobody!" "Now we make them pay for tie!" "Is tied? Who did this? How did this happen?" "Heavy is good at breaking ties! Good at breaking everything!"

Outcomes

Match win

"Hmm." "Heh he he he." "So it is done." "Finally, it is done!" "We win! Is good!" "We win! Is expected." "We won!" "We win match! Ha ha ha hah!" "Yes!" "да!"

Game win

Casual Mode "He he heh!" "Yes, this is fine!" "This is fine!" "Aw, but Heavy was just getting started!" "We are strong! We win! And that is end of that!" "Ha ha ha! We are strong! You are small! And so we win!" Rare "Today we have won! There are no more babies to fight! We have fought every baby." "Sandvich for everyone! We have earned it!" Competitive Mode "Is good day to die! For other team!" "We win game! Hah ha ha!" "Competitive? Seems like wrong word for this match." 6s Only "Heavy is credit to 6s!"

Rank up

"Heavy does not need rank to know he is credit to team!" "Heavy likes this new rank!" "This rank is better! Heh! Heavy likes this new rank!" "Rank up!" "Is not best, but is good!" "Is good!" "We have gained a rank!" "We have ranked up!" "New rank! Very good." "Heavy could get used to ranking up!" "This is fine." "Yes! Is not unexpected." "Yes! Heavy is stronger!" "Ha ha! Yes, we have done it!" "This was not easy task, but it is done!" Rare "You like this new rank? Heavy likes this new rank!" "In barrel of turnips, there is always one good turnip. Today, we are this turnip!" Top scoring "In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten...you cut off leg. This is Russian love song. (sniff) Hmm. Heavy have something in eye."

Game summary

"да, is good!" "You are best of best!" "You are best of best." "You make Heavy proud!" "You are giant where it counts: in body size!" "Ha ha hah!"

Mann vs. Machine responses

Setup/Between Waves

Ready to play

"Ready!" "I am ready." "I am ready to fight robots." "Let us begin." "Bring me metal men to fight." Other players are not ready' "Is everyone ready?" "Who is not ready?" "What coward is still not ready to fight?" "Who is not ready to fight?"

Wave finished, near an Upgrade Station

"Everyone, get to Upgrade Station!" "Upgrade, upgrade!" "All tiny teammates must upgrade."

After accessing an Upgrade Station

"I feel good." "It is good day to be Giant Man." "I feel bigger." (Laughs) "Good." "Да, this will help." ("Dа", translated to "Yes") "Hmmm, tiny robots are in big trouble now." "(Laughs) Bring me robots to fight."

During a wave

Collecting credits

"We must collect money." "Come, help me pick up money." "Money will not wait forever!" "We are losing money!"

Rage

"I am angry!" "I hate metal!" "I hate robots!" "Robots! I will break you!"

Shooting down projectiles

"Goodbye rocket, Ha!" "I kill rockets!" "Die, rocket!"

Teammate places a Sapper on a robot

"Robot has been sapped!" "Sapping robot!"

Enemy Sniper

"Sniper!"

Sentry Buster

Incoming "Sentry Buster!" Destroyed' "I have crushed tiny Sentry Buster!"

Bomb dropped

"Bomb is dead." While in Alert Zone "Huh, that was close." "Whew. I'm getting too old and giant for this."

Bomb picked up

"Bomb!" "Metal cowards have bomb!"

Bomb carrier upgrades

"The bomb carrier grows stronger!" "The bomb carrier is stronger!"

Giant Robot

Deployed "Metal giant!" "Metal giant!" Picks up bomb "Giant robot has bomb!" "Giant robot has bomb!" Destroyed "Not so mighty now, tiny giant." "Not so mighty now, tiny giant."

Tank

Incoming "Taaaank!" In Alert Zone "Tank is dropping bomb!" Attacking "Shoot Tank!" "Everyone, shoot Tank!" Destroyed "Tank is dead!"

Teammate is killed

"Scout is dead!" "Pyro is dead!" "Demo is dead!" "Heavy is dead!" "Engineer is dead!" "Medic is dead!" "Sniper is dead!" "Spy is dead!" When a teammate is killed by a Giant Robot "Metal giant is killing us!" "Metal giant is killing us!"

All other teammates are dead

"I am alone." "Robots! I will beat you myself!"

Upon being revived with a Reanimator

"Dying: just make Heavy mad!" "Ha ha ha ha! Heavy is back, babies!" "Thank you for life, doktor" "I'm back!" "Ha ha ha!" "Ho ho ho ho ho!" "Who killed Heavy?!"

Miscellaneous

"I am destroyer of metal men." "Metal cowards, run from giant man! (Laughs)"

Mannhattan specific

Gate responses

Robots attacking "Robots attack gate!" "Little metal men try to take gate!" Robots take gate "Robots have taken gate!"

After a wave

Won

"We have beaten them back!" "Run, robots! Run back to metal baby house!" "Robots! You cannot win!" "Man is best!" "Robots! I crush you. You are itty bitty."

Receiving a Killstreak Kit

Common loot "Hmm. Is nice." "Hmm! Good stuff." Rare loot "Very nice!" "Ah, have not seen many of this!" "I will treasure dis!" Godlike loot "This is the best thing! It is best thing!" "It's perfect!" [Singing] "Ya da da da! Best thing! Heavy owns best thing! It is his, do not touch, or he will kill you! Da dum da dum dum! (laughs)"

Duel-related responses

Starting a duel

"Fight like big man!" "Fight me, coward!" "I will kill you with bare hands!" "Let us wrestle, little man!" "Fight me!" "Come; we fight like men." "Let us fight; man versus tiny baby man."

Duel accepted

"Yes!" "Who dares stand against me NOW?" "Here I come!" "You are no match for me!" "I promise you pain without end." "You are so small! Is funny to me!" "I'm coming for you!" "You, yes, you! You are dead!" "Да." ("Dа", translated to "Yes") "Yes."

Duel rejected

"Ohhhhhhh...." "Go ahead and cry, baby." "You cannot hide, coward." "Run home to momma!" "Hide coward, I will find you!" "Do I smell soiled baby diaper?" "Uh oh! I think someone soiled diaper!" "The burning you feel? It is shame." "Boooooooo!" "Keep crying, baby!"

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Wheel of Fate outcomes

No Gravity fate

"Hahaha! Run, gravity, run!" "Heavy is flying! Is greatest moment of Heavy's life!"

Big Head fate

"Heavy's head is big!"

Small Head fate

"Heavy has little baby head!"

Whammy fate (bleeding variant)

"So much blood!"

Positive fate

"Oooooooh... No!" "Huh, Heavy feel funny." "Hoh, something is different."

Negative fate

"Ohhh nooo!" "Oh, Heavy does not feel right." "Ugh, Heavy hate magic."

During battle with Merasmus

Merasmus appears

"He is powering up!" "ATTACK! NOW!" "NOW! ATTACK!" "Everybody! Attack wizard!" "NOW! Attack the wizard"

Merasmus brings out Bombinomicon

"The wizard has the book-bomb!" "He has got the bomb-book!" "Attack book!"

Head turned into bomb

"Bomb for head? (chuckles) Now Heavy has seen everything!"

Successfully stun Merasmus

"Heavy is flying! Is greatest moment of Heavy's life!" "Heavy is invincible!" "Hah! Stupid wizard makes Heavy invincible!"

Merasmus attempts to heal himself

"Wizard is healing himself!" "Kill wizard! He is healing himself!"

Looking for Merasmus

[Singing] "Yah da yalatata. Looking for wizard. Going to crush him. Yah deedamdah yamdal." [Singing] "Deeyantoyah Yavozongeyalavuzhah. This is the song when looking for the wizard. Haygavlalashamo herdalachtarah!" "COME OUT, WIZARD COWARD!" "Show yourself, little baby wizard!" "Wizard coward should stop hiding!" "Little wizard baby wants Heavy to play hide-and-seek?"

Helltower responses

Pushing the cart

"Push! Push the old man!" "Push the dead man!" "Push cart!" "Keep pushing dead man!"

Witching Hour: The bridge appears

"Bridge, comrades!" "Bridge is down!"

Miscellaneous

Collected normal spell

(Missing content)

Collected rare spell

"So much magic!" "Ha-ha! Run, babies!" "Ha-ha! So much power!" "Oh, ha-ha-ha! So much magic!"

Reacting to rare spell

"(screams) Heavy cannot believe eyes!" "Terror magic! (long scream)" "(long scream) Everything is insane!"

Casting spells

"Caputus crepitus!" "Pactum diabolus!" "Seismela tremoro!" "Barpo kabalto!" "Barpo invisium!" "Imputum fulmenus!" "Invokum Monoculus!" "Amplus tripudio!" "Paidum celeris!" "Ipsum instantarium!" "Deus invictus!" "Mortis animataris!"

Falling in bottomless pit

(Long scream)

Item-related responses

With Grand Duchess set equipped

Grand Duchess

"HEAVY IS PRETTY PRINCESS!" "Heavy is fairy tale... Come to life!" "Heavy is wish-making fairy... Make wish!" "HEAVY IS MADE OF SUGAR PLUMS!" "Ohh. Heavy is drunk." "Bah, Heavy is regretting costume choice." "Ooh. This was poor costume choice." "DID YOU WISH FOR HEAVY TO KILL YOU? WISH GRANTED!" "I am dressed like little girl... You are still biggest baby!" "Everyone! Friendship is stupid magic!" "Brush Heavy's hair! BRUSH IT!" "Stop laughing at Heavy!" "Come closer. Heavy is little pixie-person. He vill not crush you." "Tell Heavy he is prettiest princess! NOW!!" "Pretty little princess is here to KILL YOU!" "Heavy... Is Anastasia, Russian princess. Is serious historical COSTUME!" [Liltingly] "Russian tooth-fairy has come for all your teeth!" "Give teeth to Russian tooth-fairy. Those are the People's teeth. For all to share!" "Russian tooth-fairy has come for ALL YOUR TEETH! (laughs wickedly)"

With Chicken Kiev equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Round start

"Run, cowards! Tweet tweet tweeeet!" "Heavy has tiny bird head! Never speak of this." "I am coming, cowards! To lay eggs in your mouth!" "I live! ...With grotesque bird head. Is horrible!" "Bird-Heavy lives! Hide your seeds and millet, cowards!"

Domination

"As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth." "Now Bird Heavy will vomit worms down your throat."

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Tweet-tweeeeet! Ha-ha-ha!" "Hide, worms! Ha-ha-ha-ha!!" "'Hide, worms!' Crawl from bulletproof Bird-Heavy!"

With Magical Mercenary equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Domination

"Heavy is wearing pink pony costume, and you are still biggest idiot." "Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yes, man in pink wig is laughing at you!"

Round start

"You cannot hide from pink pony Heavy!" "So much unicorn!" "Heavy is magic pink horse!" "Heavy is magic pink horse! This is the last we will mention it." "Run, cowards! Run from magic pink Heavy!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Ha-ha-ha! I am bullet-proof pink pony!" "Get behind pretty pink pony mane, Doctor!" "I am magic death pony."

Unused responses

Upon killing an enemy's Medic while being healed

"Where is your doctor, coward?"

Teleportation

Note: This voice response would play after the Heavy exited a Teleporter. It is unknown which patch removed this. "До свидания!" ("Da svidaniya!", translated to "Goodbye!")

Yelling

Note: All lines below lack lip-syncing (All of these voice commands were re-recorded and are used in-game. Note how all of these sound at a lower quality.) "Uweeehhhhh!" "Uwaaaaaaah!" "Wahahahahaha!" "Cry some more!"† "You are so small! Is funny to me!" "Time to hide, cowards!" "I am coming for YOU!" "Keep crying, baby!" "Who sent all these babies to fight?" "All of you are babies!" "It's good time to run, cowards!" "I am bulletproof!" [Mimicking Minigun revving noise, then laughing] "Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!" [Mocking] "Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!" † A duplicate of this file can be found in the game's files, under the name heavy_yell5.

Medieval Mode

Note: This voiceline has been retroactively added to the Russian Rubdown taunt. "Who. Touched. My. Gun."