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{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="visibility:hidden; color:transparent;">wwhy are you reading this</span>}}
 
{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="visibility:hidden; color:transparent;">wwhy are you reading this</span>}}
 
<div style="position:absolute;top:-30px;left:5px>[[File:User JupiterSphere Logo.png|320px|link=]]</div>
 
<div style="position:absolute;top:-30px;left:5px>[[File:User JupiterSphere Logo.png|320px|link=]]</div>
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{| style="background: #9072B5; color: #000000; text-align: center; border: 1px #f5ad42" align=center width=100%
 
| <span style="color:#6A006A">im currently creating a game thats why ivve been inactive</span>
 
| [[File:Speech_voice_blue.png|50px]] [[User_talk:JupiterSphere|<span style="color:#6A006A">pester me</span>]]
 
| [[File:Alert.png|50px]] [[Special:Contributions/JupiterSphere|<span style="color:#6A006A">wwhat ivve done here</span>]]
 
| [[File:User JupiterSphere Scout Icon.png|50px]] [https://steamcommunity.com/id/POODLEACTIVIST/ <span style="color:#6A006A">steam account</span>]
 
| [[File:Scout_emblem_BLU_beta.png|50px]] [https://linktr.ee/luminousmacintosh/ <span style="color:#6A006A">my linktree</span>]
 
| [[File:Painted_Battle_Bear_E9967A_BLU.png|50px]]
 
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{{ambox  
 
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| contents = '''''Heads up!''''' This user will be absent from the Wiki from '''June 24th''' to '''June 30th''' for a mentally-mandated 'Strayan vacation. Jarate galore!
 
| contents = '''''Heads up!''''' This user will be absent from the Wiki from '''June 24th''' to '''June 30th''' for a mentally-mandated 'Strayan vacation. Jarate galore!
 
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=== wwelcome {{WikiUsername}} ===
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<br>
[[File:User_JupiterSphere_Eridan.png|90px|link=]]
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{{TF2B|Greetings and salutations, {{WikiUsername}}.|size = 50px}}
{{TF2B|wwelcome to jupiterspheres user page| size = 50px}}
 
[[File:User_JupiterSphere_EridanFlipped.png|90px|link=]]
 
 
 
 
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{| style="color: #000000; text-align: center; border: 1px #f5ad42" align=center width=100%
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| [[File:User JupiterSphere Eridan.png]]
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| [[File:Speech_voice_blue.png|50px]] [[User_talk:JupiterSphere|<span style="color:#6A006A">Pester Me</span>]]
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| [[File:Alert.png|50px]] [[Special:Contributions/JupiterSphere|<span style="color:#6A006A">My <s>Contributions</s> Mistakes</span>]]
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| [[File:User JupiterSphere Scout Icon.png|50px]] [https://steamcommunity.com/id/POODLEACTIVIST/ <span style="color:#6A006A">My Steam Account</span>]
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| [[File:Scout_emblem_BLU_beta.png|50px]] [https://linktr.ee/luminousmacintosh/ <span style="color:#6A006A">My Linktree</span>]
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| [[File:User JupiterSphere EridanFlipped.png]]
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|}
  
&darr; thats jupiter
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<b>My name is Becky. And Vinny. And Julie.</b>
  
 
[[File:User_JupiterSphere_Scout_Full.png|center|link=]]
 
[[File:User_JupiterSphere_Scout_Full.png|center|link=]]
  
&uarr; retipuj staht
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<b>I am a creature.
 
 
<br>
 
 
 
  
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I write stuff.
  
<span style="color:#6A006A">CA: man that guy <br>
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I make stuff by combining sounds together.
CA: hes a fuckin drama machine it is fuckin pathetic</span>
 
  
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I screech at the top of my lungs out my window at 2 AM.</b>
  
[[File:User_JupiterSphere_Eridan.png|90px|link=]]
 
{{TF2B|egap resu serehpsretipuj ot emocleww| size = 50px}}
 
[[File:User_JupiterSphere_EridanFlipped.png|90px|link=]]
 
 
=== wwelcome ===
 
 
wwelcome to my user page {{WikiUsername}}
 
 
call me becky or julie
 
 
i hail from the mountain land of [[w:Bozeman, Montana|Bozeman, Montana]] and spent half of my life in [[w:Jyväskylä|Jyväskylä, Finland]]
 
 
i noww livve in an inconspicuous neighbourhood in the midwwestern united states
 
 
im a major anarchist so wwatch out saxton
 
 
<span style="color:#6A006A">CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants</span>
 
 
<br>
 
<br>
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Nothing interesting is on this page, so let me play you the song of my people.
  
=== holy moly ===
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<i>"I'm the Chowder Man, my title for life,
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If you're hoping to find me, just look into the light
  
{{Backpack item
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It's not about food, it's a life philosophy
| item-name = Frying Pan
 
| width = 35%
 
| item-kind = Pan of Server's Terror
 
| item-level = 1000
 
| quality = Valve
 
| unusual-effect = {{item name|Pastel Trance}}
 
| att-1-positive = {{attribute|DamageDone_Positive|50000000}}
 
| att-2-positive = {{attribute|HealOnHit_Positive|250}}
 
| att-3-positive = On Kill: 100% critical hit chance until death or respawn
 
| att-4-positive = {{attribute|MoveSpeed_Bonus|250}}
 
| item-description = [[Media:Demoman_specialcompleted02.wav|Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!]]
 
}}
 
that is one swweet pan
 
=== the other people ===
 
i havve some "business partners" on this wwiki
 
  
==== the friends ====
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You gotta be the strongest, and fight to succeed
[[File:User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg|50px]] [[User:Slimyboi500|<span style="color:#6A006A">Slimyboi500</span>]]
 
  
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I'm climbing the mountains, I'm swimming the rivers
  
[[File:RED Wiki Cap.png|50px]] [[User:ThatHatGuy|<span style="color:#6A006A">That Hat Guy</span>]]
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I'm the eagle in the sky, and I'm ready for dinner
  
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Life's a highway, and I'm the car
  
[[File:RED Battle Bear Flair Soldier.png|40px]] [[User:Jestie|<span style="color:#6A006A">jestie.</span>]]
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If you ride with Chowder Man, you're gonna go far
==== the acquaintance ====
 
[[File:User_Mediarch_ArchimedesV3.png|50px]] [[User:Mediarch|<span style="color:#6A006A">Mediarch</span>]]
 
  
==== the moderator(s) ====
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I am, the Chowder Man!
[[File:PraisetheSun.png|50px]] [[User:GrampaSwood|<span style="color:#6A006A">GrampaSwood</span>]]
 
  
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I am, the Chowder Man!
  
[[File:User_Tark_Pyro.png|50px]] [[User:Tark|​<span style="color:#6A006A">Tark</span>]]
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I am, the Chowder Man!
  
==== the thankers ====
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I am, the Chowder Man!
  
[[File:BLU_Archimedes.png|50px]] [[User:Jh34ghu43gu|<span style="color:#6A006A">Jh34ghu43gu</span>]]
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I'm the Chowder, Chowder, Man!
  
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I'm the Chowder, Chowder, Man!"</i>
  
[[File:User_ShadowMan44_avatar.png|50px]] [[User:ShadowMan44|<span style="color:#6A006A">ShadowMan44</span>]]
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{{Quotation|'''The Demoman'''|Never played before in 'me life!}}
  
  
[[File:User_BrazilianNut_avatar.jpg|50px]] [[User:BrazilianNut|<span style="color:#6A006A">BrazilianNut</span>]]
 
 
 
<span style="color:#6A006A">CA: nevvermind then your procreational biologistics make my fins curl in distaste</span>
 
 
<small><small><sub><sup>click the scout</sup></sub></small></small> [[File:User JupiterSphere Scout Portrait.png|40px|link=User:JupiterSphere/Personal]]
 
 
=== userboxes or something ===
 
 
i havve userboxes
 
<br>
 
 
 
<span style="color:#6A006A">CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right</span>
 
 
 
==== regular things ====
 
 
{|
 
{|
 
|{{User Pronouns|she/<br>xem|she/her and xe/xem}}
 
|{{User Pronouns|she/<br>xem|she/her and xe/xem}}
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|{{User:JupiterSphere/Template:User_Paranoid}}
 
|{{User:JupiterSphere/Template:User_Paranoid}}
 
|-
 
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==== this wwoman sure can speak ====
 
{|
 
 
|{{User Babel|en|5}}
 
|{{User Babel|en|5}}
 
|{{User Babel|fi|4}}
 
|{{User Babel|fi|4}}
 
|{{User Babel|fr|2}}
 
|{{User Babel|fr|2}}
 
|{{User Babel|es|2}}
 
|{{User Babel|es|2}}
|}
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|-
==== team fortress 2 ====
 
{|
 
 
|{{User Scout}}
 
|{{User Scout}}
 
|{{User Bat}}
 
|{{User Bat}}
 
|{{User TF2 1000}}
 
|{{User TF2 1000}}
 
|{{User Input method|input=trackball}}
 
|{{User Input method|input=trackball}}
|}
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==== wwiki stuff ====
 
{|
 
 
|{{User Wiki editor}}
 
|{{User Wiki editor}}
 
|{{User Recent Changes Patroller}}
 
|{{User Recent Changes Patroller}}
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|{{User Box Nerd}}
 
|{{User Box Nerd}}
 
|}
 
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<span style="color:#6A006A">CA: fate isnt real<br>
 
CA: its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS<br>
 
CA: noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE</span>
 
 
=== loadouts ===
 
 
{{ShineLoadout  
 
{{ShineLoadout  
 
| Scout_Hat = Whoopee Cap
 
| Scout_Hat = Whoopee Cap
| Scout_Misc = Paisley Pro
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| Scout_Misc = Boston Boom-Bringer
 
| Scout_Misc_2 = Buck Turner All-Stars
 
| Scout_Misc_2 = Buck Turner All-Stars
 
| Scout_Primary = Soda Popper
 
| Scout_Primary = Soda Popper
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| Demoman_Melee_Quality = Unique
 
| Demoman_Melee_Quality = Unique
 
| Demoman_Misc_Quality = Unique
 
| Demoman_Misc_Quality = Unique
| Heavy_Hat = Minnesota Slick
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| Heavy_Hat = Gridiron Guardian
| Heavy_Misc = Bigger Mann on Campus
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| Heavy_Misc = Cozy Cover-Up
 
| Heavy_Misc_2 = Security Shades
 
| Heavy_Misc_2 = Security Shades
 
| Heavy_Primary = Tomislav
 
| Heavy_Primary = Tomislav
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| Spy_Melee_Quality = Unique
 
| Spy_Melee_Quality = Unique
 
}}
 
}}
 
<big><big><big><big>'''''[THE TEMPLATE ABOVE JUST GOT APPROVED BY <span style="color:#FFD700">SAXTON HALE!</span> and [[User:Darkid|<span style="color:#6A006A">Darkid</span>]].]'''''</big></big></big></big>
 
 
<span style="color:#6A006A">ERIDAN: do you havve any idea howw hard those assholes are to kill<br>
 
ERIDAN: like at least a minute of sustained fire from only the most legendary wweapon evver and they wwere FAST and ANGRY as SHIT</span>
 
 
=== the engineer is engihere ===
 
 
these are the crowwn jewwels of my invventory to me at least
 
 
{{Backpack item
 
| item-name = Texas Ten Gallon
 
| width = 35%
 
| custom-name = R.I.P. kitty0706
 
| item-kind = Hat
 
| item-level = 38
 
| att-1-positive = Imbued with an ancient power
 
| att-2-positive = +100 max confidence on wearer
 
| att-3-negative = Wearer is more susceptible to falling in and out again
 
| att-4-negative = 50% increased chance for a random Emotional Critical Hit
 
| item-description = Though you may be forgotten by many, no man needs a million mourners.
 
}}
 
 
 
{{Backpack item
 
| item-name = Gunslinger
 
| width = 35%
 
| custom-name = The Unmatched Spirit of Team Fabulous 2
 
| item-kind = Robot Arm
 
| item-level = 38
 
| att-1-positive = Imbued with an ancient power
 
| att-2-positive = Grants user ethereal determination
 
| att-3-positive = User's confidence grows 50% when paired with a Texas Ten Gallon
 
| att-4-negative = User's confidence lowers 50% when not wearing a Texas Ten Gallon
 
| item-description = Legends tell of an Engineer who saved a server using a Gunslinger and a guitar.
 
}}
 
 
a soulful tribute to a [https://youtu.be/dzMq5_thk4o? <span style="color:#6A006A">soulful animation</span>] and a [https://www.youtube.com/@kitty0706 <span style="color:#6A006A">soulful man</span>]
 
 
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=== wwikichievvements and wwhatnot ===
 
 
i havve a wwikichievvement
 
 
 
{{Wikichievement table|
 
{{Wikichievement table|
 
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{{User:Slimyboi500/The Fabulous Figures}}
 
{{User:Slimyboi500/The Fabulous Figures}}
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<i>The Chowder Man song is courtesy of [https://hotdad.bandcamp.com/ Hot Dad.] I love you, Hot Dad.</i>
 
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Revision as of 18:54, 17 June 2024


User JupiterSphere Logo.png


Greetings and salutations, WikiUsername.

User JupiterSphere Eridan.png Speech voice blue.png Pester Me Alert.png My Contributions Mistakes User JupiterSphere Scout Icon.png My Steam Account Scout emblem BLU beta.png My Linktree User JupiterSphere EridanFlipped.png

My name is Becky. And Vinny. And Julie.

User JupiterSphere Scout Full.png

I am a creature.

I write stuff.

I make stuff by combining sounds together.

I screech at the top of my lungs out my window at 2 AM.


Nothing interesting is on this page, so let me play you the song of my people.

"I'm the Chowder Man, my title for life, If you're hoping to find me, just look into the light

It's not about food, it's a life philosophy

You gotta be the strongest, and fight to succeed

I'm climbing the mountains, I'm swimming the rivers

I'm the eagle in the sky, and I'm ready for dinner

Life's a highway, and I'm the car

If you ride with Chowder Man, you're gonna go far

I am, the Chowder Man!

I am, the Chowder Man!

I am, the Chowder Man!

I am, the Chowder Man!

I'm the Chowder, Chowder, Man!

I'm the Chowder, Chowder, Man!"

Never played before in 'me life!
The Demoman


she/
xem
This user uses she/her and xe/xem pronouns.


Userbox RS3 Logo.png This user never quits RuneScape, she just takes really long breaks.
🐩 This user really likes poodle dogs. Woof woof!
TSSF This user loves listening to The Story So Far. One might say she's falling in and out again!
User JupiterSphere WebTV Logo.png This user somehow still uses a WebTV Internet terminal to browse the Web. alt.discuss.teamfortress2 is packed!
User JupiterSphere MIDI.png This user listens to MIDI files while editing the wiki. They're schweet!
User JupiterSphere Polyflag.png This user says poly rights!
User Bojjob Sad Grey Eyed Scout.png Jupiter is paranoid that her edits will get reverted. Poor girl.
en-5 This user has professional knowledge of English.
fi-4 Tämä käyttäjä osaa suomea melkein äidinkielen tavoin.
fr-2 Cet utilisateur dispose d’un niveau intermédiaire de connaissance en français.
es-2 Este usuario tiene un conocimiento intermedio del español.
User Scout.png This user is a Scout.
“I'm battin' a thousand!”
Melee icon Bat.png This user oughta' be on a baseball card!
Tf2 1000.png This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
Nub Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a trackball.
Edit icon.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
Approved.png This user watches the Recent Changes log.
No Spam.jpg This user keeps the TF2 Wiki free from spam and vandalism.
Vial Sharing Achievement Icon.jpg This user makes two edits and checks for reverts in the morning.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
SmallEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
Pictogram tick.png This user leaves summaries with her edits most of the time.
Taunt Box Trot.png This user knows how to make User Boxes!


Scout Soldier Pyro
Whoopee Cap Boston Boom-Bringer Buck Turner All-Stars Soda Popper Bonk! Atomic Punch Sandman Reindoonibeanie Cold Snap Coat Compatriot Rocket Launcher Shotgun Disciplinary Action Partizan Arachno-Arsonist Cozy Cover-Up Degreaser Detonator Conscientious Objector
Demoman Heavy Engineer
Reindoonibeanie Cozy Cover-Up Buck Turner All-Stars Festive Grenade Launcher Chargin' Targe Eyelander Gridiron Guardian Cozy Cover-Up Security Shades Tomislav Shotgun Conscientious Objector Texas Ten Gallon Antarctic Researcher Flared Frontiersman Shotgun Pistol Gunslinger
Medic Sniper Spy
Berliner's Bucket Helm Heat of Winter All-Father Crusader's Crossbow Quick-Fix Übersaw Classy Capper Cozy Cover-Up Down Under Duster Huntsman Jarate Conscientious Objector Reindoonibeanie Cozy Cover-Up Rogue's Robe Enforcer Dead Ringer Knife


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The Chowder Man song is courtesy of Hot Dad. I love you, Hot Dad.