Heavy responses

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Heavy has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Kill-related responses

After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

"Cry some more!" "Weeeeeeeeh! Waaaaaaaahh!" Maniacal laugh "I'm coming for you!" "Keep crying, baby!" "All of you are babies!"

After Killing More than 3 Enemies in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

[Mimicking Minigun revving noise then laughing] "Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!" "Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!" "All of you are dead" "Who send all these babies to fight!?" "Entire team is babies!" "What sick man sends babies to fight me?"

Killing with a non-stock or renamed/described primary weapon

"New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies." "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon." "New weapon is good!" "Yes. I like this new weapon."

Spinning-up a non-stock or renamed/described primary weapon

"New weapon!" "I have new weapon!" "All will fear my giant new gun." "I have new way to kill cowards." "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon."

Destroying a building

"I destroy coward toys!" "More rubble, less trouble!" "Ya-ta-ta-ta-da-Kaboom-Kaboom!" (Khachaturian's Sabre Dance) Big laugh Sentry Gun Specific "Go ahead! Build your tiny gun then run!" Dispenser Specific "I hear someone building diaper changing station!"

Kill assist

"We make good team!"

Melee kill

"Haha!" "Hah!" Fists of Steel specific "My fists! They are made of STEEL!"

Upon Killing an Enemy's Medic while being healed

"You are now without doctor!" "My doctor's still alive!" "Your doctor is dead!" "You drew first! Hahahahaha!"

Domination-related responses

Domination

"I am amused by entire eety-beety-teeny team!" Big laugh Happy laugh Happy laugh 2 Happy laugh 3 "Little little man." "You are no match for me!" "Go ahead and cry, baby." "You cannot hide, coward." "Run home to mama!" "Hide coward! I will find you." "I have squashed you like bug!" "I have plan for you: more pain!" Laugh "I am coming for you, again!" "I promise you pain without end." "You cannot beat me!" "The burning you feel? It is shame." "I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!" "You are dead, not big surprise." "Killing you is full time job now." Big laugh 2 Big laugh 3 "Good!" "Which one of you is crying?" Evil laugh Happy laugh Happy laugh 2 Long laugh [Laughs] "Ho, hohoho, oh that slaps me on the knee!" "I am very happy!" "Good times!"

Revenge Kill

"You mean nothing to me now." "Your luck runs out." "Let this be lesson for you." "Never, never, make me angry." "You are not so good as you think." "You feel shame, yes?" "I should have done this long ago!" "Did you think you could beat me?" "Did you think I would forget you?!" "Oh no, you I do not forget!" "I think you should fight someone much, much smaller." "Do you remember me now?!" "Next time, pick on someone your own tiny-baby size!" "I am not done with you yet!" "This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you." "So much blood! Heh." "I am giant!" "I feel alive!"

Event-related responses

Round Start

"Here I come!" "Run, cowards!" "Raaaaah!" "Hide, cowards!" "Eeeyaaah!" "I live!"

Sudden Death

"Booooooooo!" "Aaagh!" "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" "Aawgh!" "Ooh, it is sad day!" "Which one of you is crying?" "Daagh, too many little men on this team!" "Tell me, where did we go so wrong?" "How could this happen?"

Stalemate

"We lose, but they do not win?" "Everyone loses, ha ha ha!" "Aauugh!"

Set on Fire.

"Fire!" "Fire, fire, fire!" "I'm burn!" "My flesh, it burns! " "Agh, agh, fire, fire!"

On Death

*Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream*

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

"Dahhhh!" "Aauugh!" "Aaaaaaagh!"

Teleportation

"Thanks for ride!" "Was good trip!" "Engineer is credit to team!"

Healed by Medic

"Thank you doctor!" "You are great doctor!" "I love this doctor!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Get behind me doctor!" "Time to hide, cowards!" "Now is coward killing time!" "I am bulletproof!" "Is good time to run, cowards!"

Achievement Unlocked

"Look at me! Look at me!" "I am hero!" "It is good day to be Giant Man!" "Everyone! Look at me!" "Yes!" "Very good!" "Very good, very VERY good!" "I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!" "Who dares stand against me NOW?" "Fear me, cowards!" "I am credit to team." "The medal- it is so tiny!" "I have many medals!" "Another medal! Is good!" "I am big war hero!" "Now I am king of team!"

Weapon-related responses

Upon Firing Minigun for more than 4 seconds

"Raaaargh!" "Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

Upon Firing Minigun for more than 8 seconds

Maniacal laugh Short laugh

Upon Firing Minigun for more than 15 seconds

[Mimicking Minigun revving noise then laughing] "Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!" "Weeeeeeeeh! Waaaaaaaahh!"

Melee attack

"Take that!" Only plays after a "Take that!" line. "BOOM!" "RRRR!" "-and this!" "-and that!" "-and this!"

Upon Sandvich / Dalokohs Bar / Buffalo Steak Sandvich / Fishcake / Robo-Sandvich Consumption

Shared by all consumables "Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!" "Moist and delicious! Hehaha!" "Kill them all! Hahaha!" "That vas delicious!" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)" Sandvich specific "Sandvich make me strong!" "I am full of sandvich, and I am coming for you!" "Sandvich and I are coming for you!" "Don't run! It's just ham!" "Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!" [Singing to Song of the Volga Boatmen] "Saww-ndvich, sandwich!" [Singing] "Me and my... sandvich." "What was that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!" "Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!" "You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!" [Singing] "Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!" "Run from the sandwich!" "Bologna! Hahahaha!"

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence

"It was long trip!" "I killed many cowards for that." "Not usually my job, but... eheheh."

After Capturing control point

"Come, knock me off it!" "Ours now!" "Come, take it back!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

"Coward! Get on point!" "Get on point, stupid!"

Standing on a cappable Control Point, firing weapon

"Get on point!" "Fight on the point!" "Come to point!" "Get on the point"

Defense

"You are going to need much bigger guns!" "I was told we would be fighting men!" "Very good!" "You, yes you! You are dead!" "Хорошо!" ("Horosho!", translated to "Excellent!") "Pow! Haha!" "I think you need more men!"

Payload-related responses

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward

"Keep pushing!" "Keep pushing tiny cart!" "Forward, glorious cart!" "Keep going!" "Everyone! Push! " "Puuuuush!" "Go!" "Push, push the cart!" ""Go, go, давай!" ("Davaj!", translated to "Come on!") "Go, go, push the cart!" "Everyone, push cart!" "We must all push!" "Push cart!" "Push!" "Do not fear bomb! Push!" "Push bomb-cart! MOVE!" "Onward, great bomb-cart!" "Stay near tiny cart!" "Stay close to cart!" "All must come to cart!" "Join me at bomb cart!" "JOIN ME AT BOMB CART!" "Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) C'mon!" [Singing] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) Push!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Back

"Cart goes wrong way!" "Nooooooooo!" "Little men steal our cart!" "Agh! Cart is gone!" "Baby team has cart!" "Other team has cart!" "No! Cart moves wrong way!"

Defending: Cart Goes Forward

"Get to cart, men!" "We must stop little cart!" "We must stop little cart." "Ooooh noooooo! Little cart is moving!" "Argh! Where is cart going?" "Aiiieeghh! Where is cart going?" [Singing] "What's the matter with you?"

Defending: Cart Goes Back

"Mush team, mush!" "We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!" "Is our cart now!" "Good job everyone!" "We must return cart!" "Yes! We push cart back!" "We push cart back!" "Good job everyone!"

Attacking: Cart Has Stopped

"Bomb cart will not push self!" "We must push little cart!" "Argh! Cart is not moving!" "Bomb has stopped!"

Defending: Stop The Bomb

"Stand next to little cart!" "Stand by little wagon!" "We stop little cart!" "Come to bomb-wagon!"

Mann vs. Machine responses

Setup/Between Waves

Ready to play

"Ready!" "I am ready." "I am ready to fight robots." "Let us begin." "Bring me metal men to fight."

Ready to play, but other players are not

"Is everyone ready?" "Who is not ready?" "What coward is still not ready to fight?" "Who is not ready to fight?"

Wave finished, near an Upgrade Station

"Everyone get to Upgrade Station!" "Upgrade, upgrade!" "All tiny teammates must upgrade."

After accessing an Upgrade Station

"I feel good." "It is good day to be giant man." "I feel bigger."" Laughs "Good." "Да, this will help." ("Dа", translated to "Yes") "Hmmm, tiny robots are in big trouble now." Laughs "Bring me robots to fight."

During a Wave

Collecting Credits

"We must collect money." "Come, help me pick up money." "Money will not wait forever!" "We are losing money!"

Activating Rage

"I am angry!" "I hate metal!" "I hate robots!" "Robots! I will break you!"

Shooting down projectiles

"Goodbye rocket, ha!" "I kill rockets!" "Die rocket!"

Teammate places a Sapper on a Robot

"Robot has been sapped!" "Sapping robot!"

Enemy Sniper

"Sniper!"

Sentry Buster incoming

"Sentry Buster!"

Sentry Buster destroyed

"I have crushed tiny Sentry Buster!"

Bomb dropped

"Bomb is dead." While in Alert Zone "Huh, that was close." "Whew. I'm getting too old and giant for this."

Bomb picked up

"Bomb!" "Metal cowards have bomb!"

Bomb carrier upgrades

"The bomb carrier grows stronger!" "The bomb carrier is stronger!"

Giant Robot deployed

"Metal giant!"

Giant Robot picks up bomb

"Giant robot has bomb!"

Giant Robot is destroyed

"Not so mighty now, tiny giant."

Tank incoming

"Taaaank!"

Tank in Alert Zone

"Tank is dropping bomb!"

Shooting at Tank

"Shoot Tank!" "Everyone, shoot Tank!"

Tank is destroyed

"Tank is dead!"

Teammate is killed

"Scout is dead!" "Pyro is dead!" "Demo is dead!" "Heavy is dead!" "Engineer is dead!" "Medic is dead!" "Sniper is dead!" "Spy is dead!" When a teammate is killed by a Giant Robot "Metal giant is killing us!"

All other teammates are dead

"I am alone." "Robots! I will beat you myself!"

Miscellaneous

"I am destroyer of metal men." "Metal cowards, run from giant man!" Laughs

After a Wave

Won

"We have beaten them back!" "Run, robots! Run back to metal baby house!" "Robots! You cannot win!" "Man is best!" "Robots! I crush you. You are itty bitty."

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Wheel of Fate outcomes

No Gravity fate

"Hahaha! Run, gravity, run!" "Heavy is flying! Is greatest moment of Heavy's life!"

Big Head fate

"Heavy's head is big!"

Small Head fate

"Heavy has little baby head!"

Whammy fate (Bleeding variant)

"So much blood!"

Positive fate

"Huh, Heavy feel funny." "Hoh, something is different."

Negative fate

"Oh, Heavy does not feel right." "Ugh, Heavy hate magic."

During battle with Merasmus

Merasmus appears

"He is powering up!" "ATTACK! NOW!" "NOW! ATTACK!" "Everybody! Attack wizard!" "NOW! Attack the wizard"

Merasmus brings out Bombinomicon

"The wizard has the book-bomb!" "He has got the bomb-book!" "Attack book!"

Head turned into bomb

"Bomb for head?" (chuckles) "Now Heavy has seen everything!"

Successfully stun Merasmus

"Heavy is flying! Is greatest moment of Heavy's life!" "Heavy is invincible!" "Hah! Stupid wizard makes Heavy invincible!"

Merasmus attempts to heal himself

"Wizard is healing himself!" "Kill wizard! He is healing himself"

Looking for Merasmus

(singing) "Yah da yalatata. Looking for wizard. Going to crush him. Yah deedamdah yamdal." (singing) "Deeyantoyah Yavozongeyalavuzhah. This is the song when looking for the wizard. Haygavlalashamo herdalachtarah!" "COME OUT WIZARD COWARD!" "Show yourself little baby wizard!" "Wizard coward should stop hiding!" "Little wizard baby wants Heavy to play hide-and-seek?"

Miscellaneous

Falling in Bottomless Pit in Ghost Fort

(long scream)

Duel-related responses

Starting a Duel

"Fight like big man!" "Fight me, coward!" "I will kill you with bare hands!" "Let us wrestle, little man!" "Fight me!" "Come; we fight like men." "Let us fight; man versus tiny baby man."

Duel Accepted

"Yes!" "Who dares stand against me NOW?" "Here I come!" "You are no match for me!" "I promise you pain without end." "You are so small! Is funny to me!" "I'm coming for you!" "You, yes, you! You are dead!" "Да." ("Dа", translated to "Yes") "Yes."

Duel Rejected

"Ohhhhhhh...." "Go ahead and cry, baby." "You cannot hide, coward." "Run home to momma!" "Hide coward, I will find you!" "Do I smell soiled baby diaper?" "Uh oh! I think someone soiled diaper!" "The burning you feel? It is shame." "Boooooooo!" "Keep crying, baby!"

Item-related responses

With Grand Duchess set equipped

Grand Duchess

Only activated while wearing the Grand Duchess item set "HEAVY IS PRETTY PRINCESS!" "Heavy is fairy tale... come to life!" "Heavy is wish-making fairy... make wish!" "HEAVY IS MADE OF SUGAR PLUMS!" "Ohh. Heavy is drunk." "Bah, Heavy is regretting costume choice." "Ooh. This was poor costume choice." "DID YOU WISH FOR HEAVY TO KILL YOU? WISH GRANTED!" "I am dressed like little girl... you are still biggest baby!" "Everyone! Friendship is stupid magic!" "Brush Heavy's hair! BRUSH IT!" "Stop laughing at Heavy!" "Come closer. Heavy is little pixie-person. He vill not crush you." "Tell Heavy he is prettiest princess! NOW!!" "Pretty little princess is here to KILL YOU!" "Heavy... is Anastasia, Russian princess. Is serious historical COSTUME! (liltingly) "Russian tooth-fairy has come for all your teeth!" "Give teeth to Russian tooth-fairy. Those are the People's teeth. For all to share!" "Russian tooth-fairy has come for ALL YOUR TEETH!" (laughs wickedly)

With Chicken Kiev equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Domination

"As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth." "Now Bird Heavy will vomit worms down your throat."

With Magical Mercenary equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Hahaha, I am bullet-proof pink pony!" "Get behind pretty pink pony mane, Doctor!" "I am magic death pony."

Unused Responses

Upon Killing an Enemy's Medic while being healed

"Where is your doctor, coward?"

Teleportation

Note: This voice response would play after the Heavy exited a Teleporter. It is unknown which patch removed this. "до свидания!" ("Da svidaniya!" Translation: "Goodbye!")

Yelling

Note: All lines below lack lip-syncing (All of these voice commands were re-recorded and are used ingame. Note how all of these sound at a lower quality.) "Beeeeehhhhh!" "Uwaaaaaaah!" "Wahahahahaha!" "Cry some more!" "Cry some more!" "You are so small! Is funny to me!" "Time to hide cowards!" "I am coming for YOU!" "Keep crying, baby!" "Who sent all these babies to fight?" "All of you are babies!" "It's good time to run, cowards!" "I am bulletproof!" [Mimicking Minigun revving noise then laughing] "Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!" [Mocking] "Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!"

Unknown Condition

"Who. Touched. My. Gun."