Heavy responses

Kill-related responses

• Kill streak with primary weapon
  • "Cry some more!"
  • "Waaah! Oooaaah!"
  • "I'm coming for you!"
  • "Keep crying baby!"
  • Maniacal laughter
  • "All of you are dead!"
  • "Entire team is babies!"
  • "Vzzzzzt! (Mimics Minigun noise) Wahahahaaaaaa!"
  • "Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!"
  • "What sick man sends babies to fight me?"

• Destroying a building
  • "I destroy coward toys!"
  • "More rubble, less trouble!"
  • "Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-da-Kaboom-Kaboom!" (Khachaturian's Sabre Dance)
  • Big laughter
    • Sentry Gun Specific
      • "Go ahead! Build your tiny gun then run!"
    • Dispenser Specific
      • "I hear someone building diaper changing station!"

• Participating in a kill assist
  • "We make good team!"

• Killing with a non-stock primary weapon
  • "New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies."
  • "I am Heavy weapons guy, and this is my new weapon."
  • "New weapon is good!"
  • "Yes. I like this new weapon."

• Melee kill
  • "Haha!"
  • "Hah!"
    • Fists of Steel specific
      • "My fists! They are made of STEEL!"

Upon Killing an Enemy's Medic while being healed

• • "You are now without doctor!"
  • "My doctor's still alive!"
  • "Your doctor is dead!"
  • "You drew first! Hahahahaha!"
  • "Where is your doctor coward?"

Domination-related responses

• Domination
  • "I am amused by entire eety-beety-teeny team!"
  • Happy laugh
  • Happy laugh 2
  • Happy laugh 3
  • "Little little man."
  • "You are no match for me!"
  • Big laughter
  • "Go ahead and cry, baby."
  • "You cannot hide, coward."
  • "Run home to mama!"
  • "Hide coward! I will find you."
  • "I have squashed you like bug!"
  • "I have plan for you. More pain!"
  • Laughter
  • "I am coming for you, again!"
  • "I promise you pain without end."
  • "You cannot beat me!"
  • "The burning you feel? It is shame."
  • "I am going to kill you and kill you, and kill you!"
  • "You are dead, not big surprise."
  • "Killing you is full time job now."
  • "Big laughter 2"
  • "Big laughter 3"
  • "Good!"
  • "Which one of you is crying?"
  • Evil laugh
  • Happy laugh
  • Happy laugh 2
  • Long laugh
  • Long laugh
  • "I am very happy!!"
  • "Good times"

• Revenge Kill
  • "You mean nothing to me now."
  • "Your luck runs out."
  • "Let this be lesson for you."
  • "Never, never, make me angry."
  • "You are not so good as you think."
  • "You feel shame, yes?"
  • "I should have done this long ago!"
  • "Did you think you could beat me?"
  • "Did you think I would forget you?"
  • "Oh no, you I do not forget!"
  • "I think you should fight someone much, much smaller."
  • "Do you remember me now?!"
  • "Next time, pick on someone your own tiny-baby size!"
  • "I am not done with you yet!"
  • "This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you."
  • "So much blood!"
  • "I am giant!"
  • "I feel alive!"

Event-related responses

Match Start

• • "Here I come!"
  • "Run, cowards!"
  • "Raaaaah!"
  • "Hide, cowards!"
  • "Eeeyaaah!"
  • "I live!"

• Sudden Death
  • "Ooouuugh!"
  • "Aaagh!"
  • "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
  • "Aawgh!"
  • "Ooh, it is sad day!"
  • "Which one of you is crying?"
  • "Daagh, too many little men on this team!"
  • "Tell me, where did we go so wrong?"
  • "How could this happen?"

• Stalemate
  • "We lose, but they do not win?"
  • "Everone loses, ha ha ha!"
  • "Aauugh!"

• Set on Fire
  • "Fire!"
  • "Fire, fire, fire!"
  • "I'm burn!"
  • "My flesh, it burns! "
  • "Agh, agh, fire, fire!"
  • "Ooh!"

• Teleportation
  • "Thanks for ride!"
  • "Was good trip!"
  • "Engineer is credit to team!"

• Healed by Medic
  • "Thank you doctor!"
  • "You are great doctor!"
  • "I love this doctor!"

• Under the effects of an UberCharge
  • "Get behind me doctor!"
  • "Time to hide cowards!"
  • "Now is coward killing time!"
  • "I am bullet proof!"
  • "Is good time to run cowards!"

• Upon Firing Minigun for more than 4 seconds
  • "Raaaargh!"
  • "Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
  • Short laugh
  • "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Maniacal Laughter)

• Upon Firing Minigun for more than 15 seconds
  • "Waaaaaaaahhh, uwaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
  • "Cry some more!"
  • "Vzzzzzt! (Mimics Minigun noise) Wahahahaaaaaa!"

• Achievement Unlocked
  • "Look at me! Look at me!"
  • "I am hero!"
  • "It is good day to be Giant Man!"
  • "Everyone! Look at me!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "Very good!"
  • "Very good, very VERY good!"
  • "I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!"
  • "Who dares stand against me NOW?"
  • "Fear me, cowards!"
  • "I am credit to team."
  • "The medal- it is so tiny!"
  • "I have many medals!"
  • "Another medal! Is good!"
  • "I am big war hero!"
  • "Now I am king of team!"

• Melee atack
  • "Take that!"
  • "BOOM!"
  • "RRRR!"
  • "-and this!"
  • "-and that!"

• Upon Sandvich / Dalokohs Bar / Buffalo Steak Sandvich / Fishcake Consumption
  • Shared by all consumables
    • "Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!"
    • "Moist and delicious! Hehaha!"
    • "Kill them all! Hahaha!"
    • "That vas delicious!"
  • Dalokohs specific
    • [Sings] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)"
    • [Sings] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)"
  • Sandvich specific
    • "Sandvich make me strong!"
    • "I am full of sandvich, and I am coming for you!"
    • "Sandvich and I are coming for you!"
    • "Don't run! It's just ham!"
    • "Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!"
    • [singing to Song of the Volga Boatmen] "Saww-ndvich, sandwich!"
    • [singing] "Me and my... sandwich."
    • "What was that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!"
    • "Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!"
    • "You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!"
    • [singing] "Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!"
    • "Run from the sandwich!"
    • "Bologna! Hahahaha!"

Objective-related responses

• After Capturing Intelligence
  • "It was long trip!"
  • "I killed many cowards for that."
  • "Not usually my job, but..." *chuckles*

• After Capturing Control point
  • "Come, knock me off it!"
  • "Ours now!"
  • "Come, take it back!"

• Standing on captured Point, firing weapon
  • "Coward! Get on point!"
  • "Get on point, stupid!"

• Standing on a cappable Control Point, firing weapon
  • "Fight on the point!"
  • "Come to point!"
  • "Get on point!"
  • "Get on the point"

Payload-related responses

• Attacking: Cart Goes Forward
  • "Keep pushing!"
  • "Keep pushing tiny cart!"
  • "Forward, glorious cart!"
  • "Keep going!"
  • "Everyone! Push! "
  • "Puuuuush!"
  • "Go!"
  • "Push, push the cart!"
  • ""Go, go, давай!" ("Davai!" Translation: "Come on!")
  • "Go, go, push the cart!"
  • "Everyone, push cart!"
  • "We must all push!"
  • "Push cart!"
  • "Push!"
  • "Do not fear bomb! Push!"
  • "Push bomb-cart! MOVE!"
  • "Onward, great bomb-cart!"
  • "Stay near tiny cart!"
  • "Stay close to cart!"
  • "All must come to cart!"
  • "Join me at bomb cart!"
  • "JOIN ME AT BOMB CART!"
  • "Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!"
  • [Sings] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)"
  • [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "C'mon!"
  • [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "Push!"

• Attacking: Cart Goes Back
  • "Cart goes wrong way!"
  • "Nooooooooo!"
  • "Little men steal our cart!"
  • "Agh! Cart is gone!"
  • "Baby team has cart!"
  • "Other team has cart!"
  • "No! Cart moves wrong way!"

• Defending: Cart Goes Forward
  • "Get to cart, men!"
  • "We must stop little cart!"
  • "We must stop little cart."
  • "Ooooh noooooo! Little cart is moving!"
  • "Argh! Where is cart going?"
  • "Aiiieeghh! Where is cart going?"
  • [Sings] "What's the matter with you?"

• Defending: Cart Goes Back
  • "Mush team, mush!"
  • "We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!"
  • "Is our cart now!"
  • "Good job everyone!"
  • "We must return cart!"
  • "Yes! We push cart back!"
  • "We push cart back!"
  • "Good job everyone!"

• Attacking: Cart Has stopped
  • "Bomb-cart will not push self!"
  • "We must push little cart!"
  • "Argh! Cart is not moving!"
  • "Bomb has stopped!"

• Defending: Cart has stopped
  • "Stand next to little cart!"
  • "Stand by little wagon!"
  • "We stop little cart!"
  • "Come to bomb-wagon!"

• Defense
  • "You are going to need much bigger guns!"
  • "I was told we we would be fighting men!"
  • "Very good!"
  • "You, yes you! You are dead!"
  • "Horosho" ("Horosho!" Translation: "Excellent!")
  • "Pow! Haha!"
  • "I think you need more men!"

Duel-related responses

• Starting a Duel
  • "Fight like big man!"
  • "Fight me, coward!"
  • "I will kill you with bare hands!"
  • "Let us wrestle, little man!"
  • "Fight me!"
  • "Come; we fight like men."
  • "Let us fight; man versus tiny baby man."

• Duel Accepted
  • "Yes!"
  • "Who dares stand against me NOW?"
  • "Here I come!"
  • "You are no match for me!"
  • "I promise you pain without end."
  • "You are so small! Is funny to me!"
  • "I'm coming for you!"
  • "You, yes, you! You are *Dead!"
  • "Да." ("Да" translated to "Yes")
  • "Yes."

• Duel Rejected
  • "Ohhhhhhh...."
  • "Go ahead and cry, baby."
  • "You cannot hide, coward."
  • "Run home to momma!"
  • "Hide coward, I will find you!"
  • "Do I smell soiled baby diaper?"
  • "Uh oh! I think someone soiled diaper!"
  • "The burning you feel? It is shame."
  • "Boooooooo!"
  • "Keep crying, baby!"

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition

• • "Who. Touched. My. Gun."