專訪火箭兵

Meet the Soldier
影片資訊
釋出日期:	August 22, 2007
長度:	1:27

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底下被稱做火箭兵的是主角...一名紅隊的火箭兵 [畫面切到藍隊的噴火兵正使用她的火焰噴射器。她高舉他的武器做出勝利的姿態和笑聲，這時有個火箭往她這邊飛了過來。] 噴火兵: [火箭打到她，把她炸得粉碎。] "喔啊!" [畫面切到藍隊的炸彈兵正在喝酒，也被飛來的爆擊火箭炸碎。] [畫面切到藍隊的重裝兵正在做指槍嘲諷。] 重裝兵: "磅!" [然後他就爆炸了，應該是被第三個火箭炸死了。] [“專訪火箭兵”的看版跳出] [畫面現在切到火箭兵，他正在向一群新兵喊話。] 火箭兵: "如果你確定接下來的戰鬥會贏得勝利，那你就一定要打！這是孫子說的，而我肯定他對戰鬥比你們這些小鬼懂得還多一些[他用手指用力點向新兵的頭盔]，因為這就是他發明的！然後他把戰鬥更加地精進，以至於現在沒有任何一個男人可以爭奪他這份榮耀！" [The Art of War plays] [Cut to the Soldier holding his Shovel and screaming.] [The Soldier then charges the final capture point in Granary with his Shotgun and kills a Demoman, who fires at him but misses. He switches to his Rocket Launcher and a BLU Medic appears behind him, firing syringes.] RED Demoman: "To the left!" Soldier: "Maggots!" [The Soldier turns to the left and fires a Crit rocket at the Medic, gibbing him.] RED Sniper: "Right up! Right up!" RED Heavy: "Go, go, go!" [The Soldier, Sniper and Heavy charge into battle together, as explosions occur all around them.] [Cut back to the Soldier's drill. Music pauses.] Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money... [The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.] Soldier: ...to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat... [The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion.] Soldier: ...and then he beat the crap out of every single one." [The Soldier bangs the two grenades together repeatedly.] [Cut back to battle scene. Music resumes.] RED Scout: (Behind cover) "Sentry up there!" [The Soldier runs up to the Sentry gun and rocket jumps onto a pipe, both destroying the Sentry and killing the Engineer in the process.] [A BLU Heavy and Pyro are holding the final capture point. The Heavy is laughing gleefully. The Soldier jumps downward, firing a Critical rocket that lands just before he does. The explosion kills both the Heavy and Pyro. A Spy uncloaks and attempts to backstab the Soldier, but the Soldier pulls out his Shovel, swiftly knocking out the Spy with it.] [Freeze frame] [Cut back to the Soldiers drill] Soldier: [Laughs to himself] "And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!" [Crickets chirp as the 'recruits' are revealed to be the Gibbed heads of BLU team members perched on a gate, all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. The Medic's head falls off the gate.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.] Soldier: [To the Medic's head] "Unless it's a farm!"

Notes

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• This video was the first to feature both intro text and the updated group picture at the end.

• Sun Tzu was an honorific title bestowed upon Template:W (c. 544 BC – 496 BC), the author of Template:W, an immensely influential ancient Chinese book on military strategy.
  • The quote the Soldier recites at the beginning of the video is from chapter 10 of The Art of War.

• The Art of War track first played in this video, after which it was patched into the game as main menu music.

• The video uses a modified version of Granary. The RED team goes completely around the building that connects the 1st and 2nd control points into an area that is normally a dead end.

• The titlecard displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos.

• Throughout the video, the Critical hit sound can be heard, despite the Soldier firing normal rockets.

• When the Soldier hits the Spy in the face with his Shovel, the poster on the wall in the background reads "No Smoking."

• Before rocket jumping up onto the pipe, the Soldier manages to destroy an Engineer and his Sentry Gun in one hit, despite Critical hits dealing no additional damage to buildings.

• At the end when you see all of the decapitated heads of the BLU team except the Scout, you can see that the decapitated Spy head is missing a tooth, meaning that this is the head of the earlier Spy that the Soldier hit in the face with his Shovel.
  • However, the Spy still has a cigarette in his mouth, despite it being knocked out at the exact same time as the tooth.

• Due to censorship issues, the end of the video (as the Soldier utters the phrase "Unless it's a farm") was edited. The bone of an enemy Medic's neck has been replaced with a spring, and the meat has been removed entirely. This image can be seen to the right.