Heavy responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

• "Cry some more!"
• "Waaah! Oooaaah!"
• "I'm coming for you!"
• "Keep crying baby!"
• Maniacal laughter

After Killing More than 3 Enemies in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

• "All of you are dead!"
• "Entire team is babies!"
• "Vzzzzzt! (Mimics Minigun noise) Wahahahaaaaaa!"
• "Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!"
• "What sick man sends babies to fight me?"

Domination

• "I am amused by entire eety-beety-teeny team!"
• Happy laugh
• Happy laugh 2
• Happy laugh 3
• "Little little man."
• "You are no match for me!"
• Big laughter
• "Go ahead and cry, baby."
• "You cannot hide, coward."
• "Run home to mama!"
• "Hide coward! I will find you."
• "I have squashed you like bug!"
• "I have plan for you. More pain!"
• Laughter
• "I am coming for you, again!"
• "I promise you pain without end."
• "You cannot beat me!"
• "The burning you feel? It is shame."
• "I am going to kill you and kill you, and kill you!"
• "You are dead, not big surprise."
• "Killing you is full time job now."
• "Big laughter 2"
• "Big laughter 3"
• "Good!"
• "Which one of you is crying?"
• Evil laugh
• Happy laugh
• Happy laugh 2
• Long laugh
• Long laugh
• "I am very happy!!"
• "Good times"

Revenge Kill

• "You mean nothing to me now."
• "Your luck runs out."
• "Let this be lesson for you."
• "Never, never, make me angry."
• "You are not so good as you think."
• "You feel shame, yes?"
• "I should have done this long ago!"
• "Did you think you could beat me?"
• "Did you think I would forget you?"
• "Oh no, you I do not forget!"
• "I think you should fight someone much, much smaller."
• "Do you remember me now?!"
• "Next time, pick on someone your own tiny-baby size!"
• "I am not done with you yet!"
• "This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you."
• "So much blood!"
• "I am giant!"
• "I feel alive!"

Teleportation

• "Thanks for ride!"
• "Was good trip!"
• "Engineer is credit to team!"

Healed by Medic

• "Thank you doctor!"
• "You are great doctor!"
• "I love this doctor!"

After Capturing Intelligence

• "It was long trip!"
• "I killed many cowards for that."
• "Not usually my job, but..." *chuckles*

After Capturing Control point

• "Come, knock me off it!"
• "Ours now!"
• "Come, take it back!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

• "Coward! Get on point!"
• "Get on point, stupid!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward

• "Keep pushing!"
• "Keep pushing tiny cart!"
• "Forward, glorious cart!"
• "Keep going!"
• "Everyone! Push! "
• "Puuuuush!"
• "Go!"
• "Push, push the cart!"
• "Go, go, давай!" ("Davai!" Translation: "Come on!")
• "Go, go, push the cart!"
• "Everyone, push cart!"
• "We must all push!"
• "Push cart!"
• "Push!"
• "Do not fear bomb! Push!"
• "Push bomb-cart! MOVE!"
• "Onward, great bomb-cart!"
• "Stay near tiny cart!"
• "Stay close to cart!"
• "All must come to cart!"
• "Join me at bomb cart!"
• "JOIN ME AT BOMB CART!"
• "Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!"
• [Sings] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)"
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "C'mon!"
• [Sings] (Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen) "Push!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Back

• "Cart goes wrong way!"
• "Nooooooooo!"
• "Little men steal our cart!"
• "Agh! Cart is gone!"
• "Baby team has cart!"
• "Other team has cart!"
• "No! Cart moves wrong way!"

Defending: Cart Goes Forward

• "Get to cart, men!"
• "We must stop little cart!"
• "We must stop little cart."
• "Ooooh noooooo! Little cart is moving!"
• "Argh! Where is cart going?"
• "Aiiieeghh! Where is cart going?"

Defending: Cart Goes Back

• "Mush team, mush!"
• "We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!"
• "Is our cart now!"
• "Good job everyone!"
• "We must return cart!"
• "Yes! We push cart back!"
• "We push cart back!"
• "Good job everyone!"

Attacking: Cart Has stopped

• "Bomb-cart will not push self!"
• "We must push little cart!"
• "Argh! Cart is not moving!"
• "Bomb has stopped!"

Defending: Cart has stopped

• "Stand next to little cart!"
• "Stand by little wagon!"
• "We stop little cart!"
• "Come to bomb-wagon!"

Defense

• "You are going to need much bigger guns!"
• "I was told we we would be fighting men!"
• "Very good!"
• "You, yes you! You are dead!"
• "Horosho" ("Horosho!" Translation: "Excellent!")
• "Pow! Haha!"
• "I think you need more men!"

Match Start

• "Here I come!"
• "Run, cowards!"
• "Raaaaah!"
• "Hide, cowards!"
• "Eeeyaaah!"
• "I live!"

Sudden Death

• "Ooouuugh!"
• "Aaagh!"
• "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
• "Aawgh!"
• "Ooh, it is sad day!"
• "Which one of you is crying?"
• "Daagh, too many little men on this team!"
• "Tell me, where did we go so wrong?"
• "How could this happen?"

Stalemate

• "We lose, but they do not win?"
• "Everone loses, ha ha ha!"
• "Aauugh!"

Set on Fire

• "Fire!"
• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "I'm burn!"
• "My flesh, it burns! "
• "Agh, agh, fire, fire!"
• "Ooh!"

Destructions

• "I destroy coward toys!"
• "More rubble, less trouble!"
• "Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-da-Kaboom-Kaboom!" (Khachaturian's Sabre Dance)
• Big laughter

Sentry Gun Specific

• "Go ahead! Build your tiny gun then run!"

Dispenser Specific

• "I hear someone building diaper changing station!"

Dueling

Starting a Duel

• "Fight like big man!"
• "Fight me, coward!"
• "I will kill you with bare hands!"
• "Let us wrestle, little man!"
• "Fight me!"
• "Come; we fight like men."
• "Let us fight; man versus tiny baby man."

Duel Accepted

• "Yes!"
• "Who dares stand against me NOW?"
• "Here I come!"
• "You are no match for me!"
• "I promise you pain without end."
• "You are so small! Is funny to me!"
• "I'm coming for you!"
• "You, yes, you! You are dead!"
• "Да." ("Да" translated to "Yes")
• "Yes."

Duel Rejected

• "Ohhhhhhh...."
• "Go ahead and cry, baby."
• "You cannot hide, coward."
• "Run home to momma!"
• "Hide coward, I will find you!"
• "Do I smell soiled baby diaper?"
• "Uh oh! I think someone soiled diaper!"
• "The burning you feel? It is shame."
• "Boooooooo!"
• "Keep crying, baby!"

Class-Specific Responses

ÜberCharged

• "Get behind me doctor!"
• "Time to hide cowards!"
• "Now is coward killing time!"
• "I am bullet proof!"
• "Is good time to run cowards!"

Upon Firing Minigun for more than 4 seconds

• "Raaaargh!"
• "Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

Upon Firing Minigun for more than 15 seconds

• "Waaaaaaaahhh, uwaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
• "Cry some more!"

Melee Kill

• "Haha!"
• "Hah!"

Upon Sandvich / Dalokohs Bar / Buffalo Steak Sandvich / Fishcake Consumption

• "Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!"
• "Moist and delicious! Hehaha!"
• "Sandvich make me strong!"
• "I am full of sandvich, and I am coming for you!"
• "Sandvich and I are coming for you!"
• "Don't run! It's just ham!"
• "Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!"
• [singing to Song of the Volga Boatmen] "Saww-ndvich, sandwich!"
• [singing] "Me and my... sandwich."
• "What was that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!"
• "Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!"
• "You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!"
• [singing] "Sandvich and me going to beat your ass!"
• "Kill them all! Hahaha!"
• "Run from the sandwich!"
• "Bologna! Hahahaha!"
• "That vas delicious!"

Melee Attack

• "BOOM!"
• "RRRR!"
• "Take that!"
• "-and this!"
• "-and that!"
• "Right!"
• "Left!"

Kill Assist

• "We make good team!"

Covered in Mad Milk or Jarate

• [Sings] "What's the matter with you?"

Unused Responses

Upon Firing Minigun for more than 8 seconds

• Short laugh
• "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Maniacal Laughter)

Upon Firing Minigun for more than 15 seconds

• "Vzzzzzt! (Mimics Minigun noise) Wahahahaaaaaa!"

Fighting on Point

• "Fight on the point!"
• "Come to point!"
• "Get on point!"
• "Get on the point"

New Weapon Unlocked

• "My fists! They are made of STEEL!"
• "New weapon!"
• "I have new weapon!"
• "All will fear my giant new gun."
• "I have new way to kill cowards."
• "New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies."
• "I am Heavy weapons guy, and this is my new weapon."
• "New weapon is good!"
• "Yes. I like this new weapon."

Achievement Unlocked

• "Look at me! Look at me!"
• "I am hero!"
• "It is good day to be Giant Man!"
• "Everyone! Look at me!"
• "Very good!"
• "Very good, very VERY good!"
• "I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!"
• "Fear me, cowards!"
• "I am credit to team."
• "The medal- it is so tiny!"
• "I have many medals!"
• "Another medal! Is good!"
• "I am big war hero!"
• "Now I am king of team!"

Melee Dare

• "Ahh, guns are for babies!"
• "Hit me. I dare you."
• "Put up fists."
• "Shh... Sasha is asleep."
• "Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man."
• "Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?"

Upon Killing an Enemy's Medic

• "You are now without doctor!"
• "My doctor's still alive!"
• "Your doctor is dead!"
• "You drew first! Hahahahaha!"
• "Where is your doctor coward?"

Unknown Condition

• [Sings] "(Mily Balakirev's Song of the Volga Boatmen)"
• "Who. Touched. My. Gun."
• [Laughs] "Look at your little baby guns!"
• "All of you are babies!"
• "Who send all these babies to fight!?"