Sniper responses

Voice responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a primary or melee weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Sniper has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding voice commands).

Taunt-related responses

Main article: Sniper taunts

All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Sniper taunts page along with a description of the animation.

Kill-related responses

Kill with primary weapon

Regular "Mongrel!" "Bloody bogan!" "You bloody pikers!" "You're all a bunch'a'no-hopers!" "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall!" "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!" "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!" "This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!" "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain!" "Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist!" "Hold still!" While Scoped [Whispering] "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'." [Whispering] "Bloody bogan." [Whispering] "You big-head wankers." [Whispering] "Ya prancin' show ponies." [Whispering] "D'they make them shirts for men?" [Whispering] "You bloody pikers." [Whispering] "You're all a bunch'a'no-hopers." [Whispering] "Piss off, you mongrels." [Whispering] "Piss off, you bloody pikers." [Whispering] "This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners."

After killing more than 1 enemy in 20 seconds with a primary weapon

(Evil laughter 1) (Evil laughter 2) (Harsh, happy laughter 1) (Harsh, happy laughter 2) (Long laughter 1) (Long laughter 2) "G'day!" "Wave goodbye to your head, wanker." "Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"

After killing more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with a primary weapon

"You'll be needin' another use for that neck." "You'd best keep lyin' down!" "Bloody piker!" "You big head wankers!" "You prancin' show ponies!" "D'they make them shirts for men?" "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya punter!" "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!"

Kill assist

"Thanks, mate!" "Appreciate it, mate!"

Killing a Soldier

Regular "Ah, I'm sorry, mate." "Standin' around like a bloody idiot!" "That helmet ain't gonna save ya." "That helmet's gonna make a nice bowl for ya brains!" Headshot "Psst! (laughs evilly)" [Whispering] "Standin' around like a bloody idiot." [Whispering] "That helmet ain't gonna save ya." [Whispering] "That helmet's gonna make a nice bowl for ya brains."

Killing a Heavy

Regular "Piss off, big-head!" Headshot [Whispering] "Piss off, big-head."

Killing a Spy

Regular "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!" "Stupid bloody Spies!" "Spies, bloody useless." "Spy that, ya fancy bloody wuss!" Headshot [Whispering] "Wuss." [Whispering] "Stupid bloody Spies." [Whispering] "Spies, bloody useless." [Whispering] "I see ya." [Whispering] "Spy that, ya fancy bloody wuss."

Domination-related responses

Domination

"You shouldn't have even gotten outta bed." "You're gonna keep finding yourself belly up." "This is getting too easy, mate." "I'm running outta places to put holes in ya." "How's about ya call it a day?" "Fightin' men might not be your thing, lad." "If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's working." "This is getting embarrassing." "How many times have you died? I'm actually getting impressed." "It's only gonna get worse, mate." "This is as good as you're gonna do." "Bloody hell, you're awful." "You got a forehead on ya like a coffee table." "Now I gotta make a necklace outta your teeth, bushman's rules." "Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track." "You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse." "I'm not done yet, mate. Not by a long shot." "Let's do this again." "This is just getting started." "I'm just getting warmed up." "Kill ya again soon, mate." "I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me." "See you in five minutes."

Dominating a Scout

"Dom-in-ated, ya little ankle-biter!" "That'll slow ya down, ya twitchy hooligan!" "Dominated, ya miniature delinquent!" "Couldn't skip around that, could ya? Ya precious little posey!" "Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin!"

Dominating a Soldier

"I own ya, ya pickle-headed drongo!" "All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?!" "Take that, ya rocket-hoppin' simpleton!" "Oi, lend us yer shovel, so I can dig yer grave!" "Dominated, ya ploddin' potatohead!" "At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Dominating a Pyro

"You are a creepy, mute little bugger, ain't ya?" "Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!" "Gotcha, ya mental defective!" "That snuffed yer fire, ya filthy arsonist!" "Ya know what 'dominated' means, ya bloody whackjob?!"

Dominating a Demoman

"Take that, ya one-eyed drunk!" "Tagged ya, ya wobblin' Scot!" "Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!" "You've been killed by the best, cyclops!" "Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!"

Dominating a Heavy

"Gotcha, ya pot-bellied lardass!" "Thanks for the target practice, ya plump bloody freakshow!" "Dodge that, ya fat jigglin' butterball!" "Oi! Yer bleedin' gravy, fatso!" "Thanks for bein' such a whoppin' big target, mate!" "I just bagged the world's fattest man!" "That gotcha, ya lard-arm simpleton!"

Dominating a Engineer

"Dom-in-ated, ya cactus-eatin' egghead!" "Take that, booksmarts!" "Back to the drawin' board, genius!" "Not so smart with yer brains outside yer head, are ya?" "Here's a gadget you should build: one what stops my bullets!" "You are inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!"

Dominating a Medic

"What's up, Doc?! Heh, heh, heh!" "Take that, ya quack!" "Quit blubberin' and take yer medicine like a man!" "Too slow, medicine woman!" "Sorry there, nurse, I mistook ya for an actual threat!"

Dominating a Sniper

"The bullets come outta the slim end, mate!" "Nice try, mate, but I'm the best!" "You call that snipin'?" "Dominated, ya blind-eyed bastard!" "One Sniper to another, mate: Give! Up!" "Bloody hell, you're awful." "Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track." "You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse." "I'm not done yet, mate, not by a long shot."

Dominating a Spy

"Sneak around that, ya phony scoundrel!" "Take that, ya two-faced mongrel!" "Backstab that, ya snake!" "Aww, did I get blood on your suit?" "Cloak yer way outta that, ya filthy spook!" "I! Win! Ya bloody backstabbing fraud!" "I was never on your side either! Wanka!"

Revenge kill

Regular "All right!" "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!" "I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!" "Piss off, you mongrels!" "Piss off, you bloody pikers!" "Spot on!" "No worries!" "Piece of piss!" While scoped [Whispering] "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon." [Whispering] "I've slept in the corpse of a water buffalo tougher than you."

Revenge kill directed at Scout

"Ya had a good run, ya mongrel." "I'm great. You're dead. I think we're done here." "How do you like that, ya snotty little mongrel?"

Revenge kill directed at Soldier

"How's that bullet feel? Feel good? Huh? Huh?" "Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end."

Revenge kill directed at Pyro

"Thanks for the warm-up, sister." "You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? You're both dead women." "Oooh, got ya right in the ovary."

Revenge kill directed at Demoman

"Not so smug now, are ya?" "Look 'ere, pumpkin head: Yer all done."

Revenge kill directed at Heavy

"I suspect you'll keep your big mouth shut now." "You want to hear something funny? You're dead."

Revenge kill directed at Engineer

"Take that, ya mongrel."

Revenge kill directed at Medic

"Hate to break it to ya, but your own team paid me to do that."

Revenge kill directed at Sniper

"Go to hell, wanka." "You... are... a... bloody... disgrace." "Nothing personal, mate. I'm just better." "Here's some advice: Next time, shoot first."

Revenge kill directed at Spy

"Skill always beats luck, ya weasel." "What goes around comes around, ya snotty little nance." "Take that, you greasy weasel." "Cheatin' only gets ya so far." "Ah, my God, you've been shot. Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?"

Event-related responses

Round start

"Let's have a go at it." "Get to it!" "Yaaaagh!" "Go on then, mates!" "God Save the Queen!" "Give 'em a gob full!"

Sudden Death

"Ahh, that was rubbish!" "That's some shonky business right there!" "Crikey!" "Dodgy!" "Well that was a real BLOODY rootin'!" "Nice goin' ya bludgers! "Should've saved a bullet for some of you, blokes!" "Gaaahhhh!"

Stalemate

"Gah! Hear me, man? Gah!" "Now that's downright embarrassing." (Grumbles)

Set on fire

"Fire! Grr-fire, fire!" "Fire!" "Grr- on fire!"

On death by melee weapon and/or critical hit

(Dying scream 1) (Dying scream 2) (Dying scream 3) (Dying scream 4)

Severe pain

"Gah!" "Yah!" "Aah!" "Grah!"

Sharp pain

"Uh!" "Oof!" "Ah!" "Grah!"

Hit by Gas Passer, Jarate, Mad Milk, Mutated Milk, or Self-Aware Beauty Mark

Regular (Grumble) "Ah... Piss!" "Argh..." While Scoped "Bugger." "Nrgh, Arrggghh..." "Crikey!"

Teleportation

"Thanks, mate!" "Thanks!" "Thanks for that, Truckie."

Healed by Medic

"Thanks, mate!" "'Preciate it." "Thanks, doc!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!" "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!" "This is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody fruit shop owners!" "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain!"

Achievement unlocked

"That one's for me, boys!" "That's how we do it in the bush!" "Sniping's a good job, mate!" "Right, then!" "Yeah, that seems about right!" "No worries!" "Aces." "All in a days work." "I told ya sniping was a good job!" "Well I'll be stuffed!" "I make it look easy." "Now that is how it's done!" "I could do this all day." "Ahh, that's apples mate."

Weapon-related responses

Tossing Jarate or Self-Aware Beauty Mark

"Jarate!" "Bombs away!" "Heads up!"

Headshot

(Hocks and spits 1) "Steady, steady!" (Spits) "Psst... (laughs quietly)" [Whispering] "You'll be needin' another use for that neck." [Whispering] "G'day." [Whispering] "Piker." [Whispering] "Ah, I'm sorry, mate.." [Whispering] "Mongrel." [Whispering] "Wave goodbye to your head, wanker." [Whispering] "Thanks for standin' still, wanker." (Hocks and spits 2) (Hocks and spits 3)

Looking at enemy while scoped

[Whispering] "Steady, steady." [Whispering] "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall." [Whispering] "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya punter." [Whispering] "You better hold on to your head, mate." [Whispering] "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties." [Whispering] "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels." [Whispering] "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck." [Whispering] "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain." [Whispering] "Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist." [Whispering] "Hold still."

Melee kill

"You got blood on my knife, mate!" "A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!"

SMG kill

"(Laughs) Bloody hell, you're awful!"

Tribalman's Shiv kill

"You know what yer dominatin' now? Bleedin'."

Saxxy kill

"You'd best keep lyin' down!" (Long laughter 1) (Long laughter 2) (Evil laughter 1) (Evil laughter 2)

Objective-related responses

After capturing Intelligence

[Whispering] "Simple. Simple. One for me." "That was too easy mate!" [Calmly] "No worries." "That wasn't so bad." "That wasn't so hard."

After capturing control point

"This one's ours now." "That was too easy, mate." "We're not givin' it back."

Standing on captured control point, firing weapon

"Get on the point, wanker!" "Come stand on the point, ya bloody wuss!"

Standing on a cappable control point, firing weapon

"Get on the cap, mates!" "Fight on the cap!" "Get on the cap!" "Stand on the bloody cap!" "Stand on the cap, lads!" "On the cap!"

Defense

"Wicked!" "Aces!" "Yaaaagh!" "There ya go!" "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'!"

Payload-related responses

Attacking: Cart goes forward

Regular "Keep that cart moving!" "Keep the bloody cart moving!" "Throw your backs into it, boys!" "This ain't a walk-a-bout! Push that cart!" "Push! That! Cart!" "Keep pushing, lads!" "Push, lads! Push!" "Come on, then! Push!" "Let's go, lads, keep pushing!" "Where'd you mongrels learn to push!?" While scoped [Whispering] "Keep that cart moving!" [Whispering] "Keep the bloody cart moving!" [Whispering] "Throw your backs into it, boys!" [Whispering] "This ain't a walk-a-bout! Push that cart!" [Whispering] "Push! That! Cart!" [Whispering] "Keep pushing, lads!" [Whispering] "Push, lads! Push!" [Whispering] "Come on, then! Push!" [Whispering] "Let's go, lads, keep pushing!" [Whispering] "Where'd you mongrels learn to push!?"

Attacking: Cart goes back

Regular "Get to the cart, ya bloody idiots!" "The cart's moving the wrong bloody way!" "Get to the cart, boys!" "That bomb ain't gonna move itself, lads!" "The bomb's moving the wrong way!" "The bomb, lads! Don't forget about the bomb!" "Get that cart going the right way!" While scoped [Whispering] "Get to the cart, ya bloody idiots!" [Whispering] "The cart's moving the wrong bloody way!" [Whispering] "Get to the cart, boys!" [Whispering] "That bomb ain't gonna move itself, lads." [Whispering] "That bomb's moving the wrong way!" [Whispering] "The bomb, lads! Don't forget about the bomb!" [Whispering] "Get that cart going the right way!"

Defending: Cart goes forward

Regular "Here comes the bloody bomb!" "Look out, lads; bomb's on the way!" "Bugger me! The bomb's coming!" "Shut your cake-holes and stop that cart!" "The bomb's coming!" "Here comes the cart!" While Scoped [Whispering] "Here comes the bloody bomb!" [Whispering] "Look out, lads, bomb's on the way!" [Whispering] "Bugger me! The bomb's coming!" [Whispering] "Shut your cake-holes and stop that cart!" [Whispering] "The bomb's coming!" [Whispering] "Here comes the cart!"

Defending: Cart goes back

Regular "Alright, mates! The cart's moving back!" "There she goes!" "The cart's on its way back!" "Good job, lads! The cart's going back." "The cart's retreatin'!" "Aces! There goes the cart!" "Nice job! The bomb's moving back." "The bomb's heading back!" While scoped [Whispering] "Alright, mates. The cart's moving back. [Whispering] "There she goes." [Whispering] "Cart's on its way back." [Whispering] "Good job, lads! The cart's going back!" [Whispering] "The cart's retreatin'!" [Whispering] "Aces! There goes the cart." [Whispering] "Nice job! The bomb's moving back." [Whispering] "Alright. The bomb's heading back!"

Attacking: Stay close to cart

Regular "To the cart, you wankers!" "Stay with the cart!" "Pull up your socks and stick to the cart!" "Stay near the bomb!" "Stay near the bloody cart!" "The cart, lads! Stick with it!" "Stop mucking about and get to the cart!" While scoped [Whispering] "To the cart, you wankers!" [Whispering] "Stay with the cart!" [Whispering] "Pull up your socks and stick to the cart!" [Whispering] "Stay near the bomb!" [Whispering] "Stay near the bloody cart!" [Whispering] "The cart, lads! Stick with it!" [Whispering] "Stop mucking about and get to the bomb!"

Attacking: Cart has stopped

Regular "That bloody cart ain't gonna move itself!" "The cart ain't moving, lads!" "The bomb's just sittin' there!" "The bomb ain't moving!" "The cart's just sittin' there!" While scoped [Whispering] "That bloody cart ain't gonna move itself!" [Whispering] "The cart ain't moving, lads!" [Whispering] "The bomb's just sittin' there!" [Whispering] "The bomb ain't moving!" [Whispering] "The cart's just sittin' there!"

Defending: Stop the bomb

Regular "One of you rough-types ought to stop that bomb!" "Stop the bloody bomb!" "Stop the cart, lads!" "Don't let 'em push that bomb!" "Stop the bloody bomb!" "Don't let the cart through, lads!" While Scoped [Whispering] "One of you rough-types ought to stop that bomb!" [Whispering] "Stop the bloody cart!" [Whispering] "Stop the bomb, lads!" [Whispering] "Don't let 'em push that bomb!" [Whispering] "Don't let the cart through, lads!"

Contract-related responses

Contract complete

"Cheers, mate." "Bonza." (Translation: excellent, attractive, pleasing) "Aw, beaut! We did it!" "It was barely a challenge." "No worries." "He he he. Barely broke a sweat!" "Too bloody easy!" "And that is how you do that!" Difficult contract "Ha ha ha! Aces!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Ha ha, we did it!" "Phew, well done mate!" "Won't lie to you, that was a tough one!" "Good to see that one done!" "Good to see that back of that one!"

Competitive Mode responses

Setup

First round

"I don't make the first move, just the last one." "Let's give 'em hell, lads!" "No worries! The Sniper's here." "Let's win this one, lads!" "Let's win this game, lads!" "Let's win this match!" "Ready and waiting, mate." "Let's get to work." "Let's show these no-hopers how a Sniper wins a game!" "Let's win this bloody match, boys!" "Who wants to win this bloody game?" "I'm ready when you are." Rare "I've got hand-load precision rounds effective to a thousand yards. Let's get this done!" "I love this job. Sunshine's free, bullets are cheap, and everybody's got a head." "Never complain, never explain, aim for the brain." "Sniper's not hard, mate. You just need a good eye, a steady hand, and perfect bloody aim." Competitive Mode "Good news lads, I watched their scrim! They all got big, bloody heads!" "'Bout time we got a Sniper around here." "'Bout time a Sniper showed up around here." "Tell the other team to watch their heads." "This team just got a lot more accurate." "Good news lads, I watched their scrim! They all bunch of no-hopers!" "So the goal is to kill the other team, right? I think I'll muddle through." 6s Only "'Bout time 6s got a sharpshooter." "6s, eh?. Won't need more than six bullets then." "'Bout time 6s got a Sniper." "6s with a Sniper, eh? I guess you blokes wanna win." "You know what this team could use? Five more Snipers."

Previous round was a win

"We ain't won yet!" "Settle it out, lads! We ain't won yet!" "We ain't through this yet! Push 'em back!" "Come on, lads, we ain't through this yet! Push 'em back!" "Keep up the pressure! We ain't won yet!" "Don't get cocky! We ain't won yet!" "Looking good! But it ain't bloody over yet!" "Just like the last round boys! Let's do it again!" "We got this game all sewn up, lads!" Rare "Don't run, mate! You'll just die tired!" "Two lines you should never cross, mate: horizontal and vertical." "Shoot straight, shoot first. That's all there is to it."

Previous round was a loss

"They ain't won the match yet!" "Come on, lads! They ain't won the match yet!" "Let's even this up, lads!" "It ain't over yet!" "Come on, lads! It ain't over yet!" "Let's get in the game, lads!" Rare "Just need to adjust the crosshairs. Now we're in business." "Whip it out and bottle it up, boys! We got a game to win!"

Previous round was a tie

"I don't like ties, lads!" "Let's break the tie, lads!" "One apiece, let's get this done!" "Looks like we're tied, lads! Let's get ahead!" "I never cared for ties. How's about we win this one?" "Let's get this done!" Rare "Sight's steady, trigger's cold. Let's get a lead on this one."

Outcomes

Match win

"And that's a match." "I knew we'd take care of that!" "Nothing to it!" "Ha ha ha ha ha hah!" "All in a day's work!" "Good work, lads!" "Ha ha! We showed them, didn't we?" "Job done! Let's hit the bar!" "That is a match!" "Ha ha! I knew we'd win!" "Yeah, we did it!" "Good on us, mates! We won!" "And that's a match!" "We weren't even trying!" "Ha ha ha! Aces!" "Ha ha, we did it!"

Game win

Casual Mode "Done! And done!" "Done and done!" "Too! Bloody! Easy!" "Headshot or head home, mate!" "It's the bullet you don't hear that gets you!" "And that's a game!" "And that's how you win a game!" "Aw, beaut! We did it!" "And that is how you do that." "Ha ha ha ha ha!" Competitive Mode "You've got a Sniper, 'course you're gonna bloody win!" "That is how you win a game!" "That is how a Sniper wins a game!" "'Course we won, you've got a Sniper on your team!" "Ha ha ha! Told you bringing a Sniper was a good idea!" "And that's a game!" 6s Only "Who said Snipers don't belong in 6s?" "Put any six blokes together, you'll get a job done. Got a Sniper? You get it done right."

Rank up

"I like three things in this world, mate: coffee, big heads, and ranking up!" "Ranking up!" "Good on you, a rank up!" "Rank up, well done, mate!" "Hard earned and well won!" "Ha ha! Looks like we're ranking up!" "Good to see the back of that one!" "I won't lie to you, that was a tough one!" "Ranked up, did we? Nice work!" "Hah, there's a nice little promotion!" "A new rank? Well done!" "Nice rank up!" "Ha ho ho, beaut! A new rank!" Top scoring "Looks like they need to add more ranks!"

Game summary

"Good on ya." "Good one, mate." "Ha ha! Well done, son!" "Ha ha ha! Nicely done!" "That's how a professional gets it done!" "You're better than the best, mate. You're a Sniper." "That time, we got some recognition!" "Best of the bloody best!" "Cheers, mate!" "Hmm hmm hmm. Barely broke a sweat." "No worries." "Too bloody easy." "Phew, well done, mate!"

Mann vs. Machine responses

During a wave

Upon being revived with a Reanimator

"Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?" "What happened?" "Huhbluhbluhbluhbluhbluh! Bloody hell!" "You're a miracle worker, doc!"

Mannhattan specific

Gate responses

Robots attacking "The robots are poundin' the bloody gate! "The robots are at the bloody gate! Robots take gate "The robots took the gate!

After a Wave

Receiving a Killstreak Kit

Common loot "Hehehe. Nice." "I will take it!" "Not bad!" "Well, Happy Australia Day to me." "That'll bloody do!" "Huh, now that's nice!" Rare loot "Whoa, hehehehe! That is bloody beautiful!" "Now that is not somethin' you see everyday!" "Bloody gorgeous!" "Now that is the Queen's birthday right there." "Come to Sniper, my little beauty." "Sniper'll give you a good home, darlin'." "Very, very nice!" "Hehehehehehe. You don't see a lot of these!" Godlike loot "It's a miracle. It's an Australian Christmas bloody miracle! "I'm rich. I'm rich! I'm filthy, bloody, stinkin' rich!"

Versus Saxton Hale responses

Note: Voicelines for this mode were provided by James McGuinn.

Setup

"Time to show who the real Australian here is! You big head, wide, hairy-chest wanker!"

Saxton location

Contact "He's moving to ya!"

Medic status

"Looks like Medic has better things to do than help." "Alright, which one of you knuckleheads didn't invite our Medic!" Medic is dead "Our doc is six feet down under!" "No docs left! Huh, that's not good." "No doc left? I'll find a leaf and some twigs!"

Wall climb

"Alley oop!" "Wall climbing!" "See ya at the top, lads!" "See ya at the top, lads!" "Dibs on the rooftop!" "See ya at the top, lads! Hehe, just kidding. Don't get in the way of a professional."

Run

"RUUUUUUN!" "Ruuuuuuun!" "Run away, run away, run away!" "Outta my way, outta my way! Can't you see he's trying to kick my butt?"

Duel-related responses

Starting a duel

"Let's have a go, ya mug!" "I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole!" "Let's see how much blood's in ya!" "Come on!"

Duel accepted

"'Right, then!" "Yeah, that seems about right!" "I make it look easy." "Get to it!" "Yaaaagh!" "Ready to meet sharpy?!" "I'm gonna cut a smile into ya!" "You better hold on to your head, mate!" "Ok!" "Ok mate!"

Duel rejected

"Gah! Hear me, man? Gah!" "Now that's downright embarrassing." (Grumble) "Quit blubberin' and take yer medicine like a man!" "That's some shonky business right there!" "Bugger!" "Crikey!" "Piker!" "Wuss!"

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Helltower responses

Round start

"Let's roll these bones to hell!" "Let's make some bloody magic!"

Witching Hour: The bridge appears

"Bridge is down, lads!" "It's the Witchin' Hour!" "Bridge is down! Let's load up!" "We can get to the island! Go!"

Miscellaneous

Collected normal spell

"Ace."

Collected rare spell

"I am the King of Australia!" "So much bloody power!" "I'm a bloody god, mate!" "Fan-bloody-tastic!"

Reacting to rare spell

"(Short scream) Everything's gone bloody crazy!" (Short scream) "Close your eyes! Keep the magic out!" "I-It's too much! (screams)" "The magic's in my bloody head!" "[Quietly] It's only magic... [louder] It's only magic!" "The magic's all around me! (screams)"

Casting spells

"Caputus crepitus!" "Pactum diabolus!" "Seismela tremoro!" "Barpo kabalto!" "Barpo invisium!" "Imputum fulmenus!" "Invokum Monoculus!" "Amplus tripudio!" "Paidum celeris!" "Ipsum instantarium!" "Deus invictus!" "Mortis animataris!"

Scared by a ghost

(Scream 1) (Scream 2) (Scream 3)

Item-related responses

With Sir Shootsalot equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category, with the exception of "Tossing Jarate".

Round start

"Hoot! Hoot!" "Sniper owl! CHARGE!" "I have an owl head!" *long scream* "Owl-head Sniper! Comin' through!" "Hoot!" "Hoooot! Am I the only bloody owl?"

Domination

"You and I are a lot alike, mate. Except I'm an owl, and you're dead." "Dominated! Hoot!" "Owl-head domination!"

Tossing Jarate

"Owl Jarate!"

Kill with primary weapon (if scoped)

"I love havin' an owl head!" "God, I'm good at bein' an owl!" "Oh, I love this owl head!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Hoot! HOOOOT!"

Pushing the cart

"Push! Hoot!" "Owl push!"

With Magical Mercenary equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Round start

"I'm a bloody unicorn!" "Unicorn power! Am I right?!"

Kill with primary weapon (if scoped)

"Becomin' a unicorn was the best decision I ever made." "Yeah, that's pony magic." "Unicorn power." "Not bloody bad for a magical pony." "The secret to pony magic: bullets." "The unicorn queen can't ignore me now."

Attacking: Cart goes forward

"Unicorns! Push!" "Push, unicorns! Push!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Who wants some bloody horn?!"

Unused responses

Domination

Note: This line is missing its lip-syncing. "That there was a mercy kill, stay down, lad."

Revenge kill

"There was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead."