Spy taunts

Primary

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	Revolver  Ambassador  Big Kill  L'Etranger  Enforcer  Diamondback	The Spy brushes his suit, fixes his tie, and says: "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess." "Ahem." "I never really was on your side." "Well, this was a disappointment!" "You got blood on my suit."

Melee

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	Knife  Your Eternal Reward  Conniver's Kunai  Saxxy  Big Earner  Wanga Prick  Black Rose	Main article: Fencing The Spy assumes a Fencing position and makes two quick slashes dealing 25 damage each and one thrust for 500 while saying: "I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen." "Just lay your weapons down and walk away."

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	Spy-cicle	The Spy brushes his suit, fixes his tie, and says: "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess." "Ahem." "I never really was on your side." "Well, this was a disappointment!" "You got blood on my suit."

PDA

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	Disguise Kit	The Spy flicks away his used cigarette and takes a new one from the case, then says: "Oh, please!" "Fine job." "Hahahaha." "Huhuhuhuh." "Cheers."

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	Disguise Kit	The Spy activates his crab-walking kit, grins, and does a short dance while clicking his fingers and cigarette case like pincers. There is approximately a one-tenth chance of this occurring when taunting with the disguise kit active.

Action

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	Director's Vision	The Spy puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, mimicking a camera lens.

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	Schadenfreude	The Spy bends over to point and laugh, then stands and leans back a little with his arms to his side, now snorting.

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	High Five!	The Spy gives a high five Initiating a High Five "Slap my hand." Successful High Five "Yes!" "Well, the moment has passed, back to work!"

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	Shred Alert	The Spy summons a guitar and plays an intense solo as flames and lightning spout from behind.

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	Buy A Life	The Spy will bring out a wad of Mann Co. dollars from his suit pocket and throw some bills while saying: "Here. Buy yourself some talent." "Here. Go buy a nicer hat." "Here. That's what you're worth!" "Here. Keep the change." Associated sound effects [thumbing through bills] [throwing cash]

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	Conga	The Spy bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying: Initiating a Conga line "Let us dance!" "Dancing! It is the forbidden dance!" "Let us dance, gentlemen! Dance like no one's shooting at us!" Dancing to the Conga "Whoo hoo hoo hoo!" "Ahhh! Ho ho ho ho ho hah" "Alright!" "Ah, c'est magnifique!" "Ooh, ha ha ha!" "Eh hoo hoo!" "Oh ho ho ho ho!" "Oh yeah!" (singing) "Dum dum dum tom!" (singing) "Bum ba bum bum ba bum bum bum!" "Bum bum boom bum, bum bum boom bum, bum bum boom!"

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	Square Dance	The Spy will swing his partner 'round and 'round while saying: Starting a dance "Uuugh!" "Uuuuugh!" "Uuuuyeuh!" "Ugh, the do-si-do!" "Ugh, the do-si-do!" (with consternation) "The do-si-do!" "Oh, come on!" "Ugh, come on!" "I will never live this down!" "Yes, yes, spinning! Happy memories!" "I feel like an idiot!" Dance's end "Yes! Good! Well done." "If you speak of this, I will kill you!" "Well, that was idiotic!" "I will stab this memory out of my skull!" "Hmmmeah!" "Nyeauh!" "Nuuugh!" "Yes, good times for all." "And we're done! Time to shower." "And we're done! Off to hang myself!"

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	Skullcracker	The Spy will gesture towards his head and then perform a head butt with another player while saying: Initiating a head butt "Let us butt heads!" "Right here!" "Butt my head!" "Bottez la tête!" "Bottez la tête!" Head-butting "Huhyeah omph!" "Owww!" After a head butt "Ow ow ow!" "Oh, good. A concussion!" "Didn't feel a thing!"

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	Flippin' Awesome	The Spy will bend down a bit and interlock a few of his fingers to form a platform for another player to flip off of. Preparing to flip "Flipping!" "Flipping!" "Flipping!" "Ugh, flipping!" "Time to flip!" "Flipping time!" "Flipping time!" "To me!" "Ugh, fine!" "Ugh, fine, let's flip!" Flipping another player "Hmmugh!" "Uugh!" (strained) "Up you go!" "Up you go!" "And flip!" "Like so!" Being flipped "Ha hah!" "Hah hah!" "Watch and learn!" "La jeté!" "I fly!" "I kick to the air!" After flipping "And then this!" "Big finish!" "I make it look easy!" "Pirouette!" "Very nice!" "Teamwork!" "Alright, take it easy." "Ok, don't get too excited."

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	Rock, Paper, Scissors	The Spy engages in an intense battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Initiating a throw "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Let us play!" "Who will play me?" "My hands against your hands!" Starting the throw "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "On three!" Win "Behold, your winner!" "I am the champion!" Loss "Burn in hell!" "I should have won!" "You got lucky!"

Update history

May 21, 2009 Patch (Sniper vs. Spy Update)

• [Undocumented] Added a taunt used by the Disguise Kit.

June 23, 2009 Patch

• [Undocumented] Being attacked while taunting with the Dead Ringer out no longer triggers a Spy's Cloak, but instead keeps the damage reduction for the remaining duration of the taunt.

June 25, 2009 Patch

• Fixed the Dead Ringer's damage reduction exploit involving Spy taunting.

September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update)

• [Undocumented] Added an unused "high-five" taunt.

May 5, 2011 Patch (Replay Update)

• Added Director's Vision taunt.

June 23, 2011 Patch (Über Update)

• Added Schadenfreude taunt.
• [Undocumented] Added laughing animations.

October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale)

• Added High Five! taunt.

December 23, 2011 Patch

• [Undocumented] The Spy-cicle now uses the Revolver taunt.

February 18, 2013 Patch

• Added Shred Alert taunt.

June 18, 2014 Patch (Love & War Update)

• Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Buy A Life taunts.

Unused content

Initiating High Five! taunt

"Slap it now!" "Who will join me?" "Trust me." "This is not a trick." "I'm waiting." "Gentlemen!" "Who is with me?" "Up high!" "Leave me hanging and you will regret it." "Slap my hand." "Slap it now!" "Come on, I don't have all day." "Who will join me?"

Successful High Five! taunt

"Yes." "Mission accomplished!" "Well, the moment has passed, back to work!"