Sniper responses

Kill-related responses

• After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds with a Primary weapon
  • [Evil Laughter 1]
  • [Evil Laughter 2]
  • [Harsh, Happy Laughter 1]
  • [Harsh, Happy Laughter 2]
  • [Long Laughter 1]
  • [Long laughter 2]
  • "G'day!"
  • "Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"

• After Killing More than 3 Enemies in 20 Seconds with a Primary weapon
  • "You'll be needin' another use for that neck."
  • "Do they make those shirts for men!?"
  • "You'd best keep lyin' down!"
  • "Bloody piker!"
  • "You big head wankers!"
  • "You prancin' show ponies!"
  • "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya panzer!"
  • "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!"

• Kill Assist
  • "Thanks, mate!"
  • "Appreciate it, mate!"

Domination-related responses

• Domination
  • "You shouldn't have even gotten outta bed."
  • "You're gonna keep finding yourself belly up."
  • "This is getting too easy, mate."
  • "I'm running outta places to put holes in ya."
  • "How(s) about ya call it a day."
  • "Fightin' men might not be your thing, lad."
  • "If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's working."
  • "This is getting embarrassing."
  • "How many times have you died? I'm actually getting impressed."
  • "It's only gonna get worse, mate."
  • "This is as good as you're gonna do."
  • "Bloody hell, you're awful."
  • "You got a forehead on ya like a coffee table."
  • "Now I gotta make a necklace outta your teeth, bushman's rules."
  • "Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track."
  • "You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."
  • "I'm not done yet, mate, not by a long shot."
  • "Let's do this again."
  • "This is just getting started."
  • "I'm just getting warmed up."
  • "Ha ha ha ha ha! Bloody hell, you're awful!"
  • "Kill ya again soon, mate."
  • "I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me."
  • "See you in five minutes."
  • "That there was a mercy kill, stay down, lad."

• Dominating a Scout
  • "Dom-in-ated, ya little ankle-biter!"
  • "That'll slow yer down, ya twitchy hooligan!"
  • "Dominated, ya miniature delinquent!"
  • "Couldn't skip around that could ya, ya precious little posey!"
  • "Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin!"

• Dominating a Soldier
  • "I own ya, ya pickle-headed drongo!"
  • "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?!"
  • "Take that, ya rocket-hopping simpleton!"
  • "Oi, lend us yer shovel, so I can dig yer grave!"
  • "Dominated, ya ploddin' potatohead!"
  • "At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

• Dominating a Pyro
  • "You are a creepy, mute little bugger, ain't ya?"
  • "Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!"
  • "Gotcha, ya mental defective!"
  • "That snuffed yer fire, ya filthy arsonist!"
  • "You know what 'dominated' means, ya bloody whackjob?!"

• Dominating a Demoman
  • "Take that, ya one-eyed drunk!"
  • "Tagged ya, ya wobblin' Scot!"
  • "Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chucking waste of good scotch!"
  • "You've been killed by the best, cyclops!"
  • "Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbing wanker!"

• Dominating a Heavy
  • "Gotcha, ya pot-bellied lardass!"
  • "Thanks for the target practice, ya plump bloody freakshow!"
  • "Dodge that, ya fat jigglin' butterball!"
  • "Oi! Yer bleedin' gravy, fatso!"
  • "Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target, mate!"
  • "I just bagged the world's fattest man!"
  • "That gotcha, ya lard-arm simpleton!"

• Dominating an Engineer
  • "Dom-in-ated, ya cactus-eating egghead!"
  • "Take that, booksmarts!"
  • "Back to the drawing board, genius!"
  • "Not so smart with yer brain outside yer head, are ya?"
  • "Here's a gadget you should build, one what would stop my bullets!"
  • "You are inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me!"

• Dominating a Medic
  • "What's up, Doc?! Heh, heh, heh!"
  • "Take that, ya quack!"
  • "Quit blubberin' and take yer medicine like a man!"
  • "Too slow, medicine woman!"
  • "Sorry there nurse, I mistook ya for an actual threat!"

• Dominating a Sniper
  • "The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!"
  • "Nice try, mate, but I'm the best!"
  • "You call that snipin'?"
  • "Dominated, ya blind-eyed bastard!"
  • "One sniper to another, mate: Give! Up!"

• Dominating a Spy
  • "Sneak around that, ya phony scoundrel!"
  • "Take that, ya two-faced mongrel!"
  • "Backstab that, ya snake!"
  • "Aww, did I get blood on your suit?"
  • "Cloak ya way outta that, ya filthy spook!"
  • "I, win, ya bloody, backstabbing fraud!"
  • "I was never on your side either! Wanker!"

• Revenge Kill
  • "Alright!"
  • "Piece of piss!"
  • "I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!"
  • "No worries!"
  • "Spot on!"

Event-related responses

• Round Start
  • "Let's have a go at it."
  • "Get to it!"
  • "Yaaaagh!"
  • "Go on then, mates!"
  • "God save the queen!"
  • "Give 'em a gob full!"

• Sudden Death
  • "Ahh, that was rubbish!"
  • "That's some shonky business right there!"
  • "Crikey!"
  • "Dodgy!"
  • "Well that was a real BLOODY rootin'!"
  • "Nice goin' ya bludgers!
  • "Should've saved a bullet for some of you, blokes!"
  • "Gaaahhhh!"

• Stalemate
  • "Gah! Hear me, man? Gah!"
  • "Now that's downright embarrassing."
  • (Grumbles)

• Teleportation
  • "Thanks, mate!"
  • "Thanks!"
  • "Thanks for that, Truckie."

• Set on Fire
  • "Fire! Grr-fire, fire!"
  • "Fire!"
  • "Grr- on fire!"

• Healed by Medic
  • "Thanks, mate!"
  • "'Preciate it."
  • "Thanks, doc!"

• Achievement Unlocked
  • "That one's for me, boys!"
  • "That's how we do it in the bush!"
  • "Sniping's a good job, mate!"
  • "No worries!"
  • "Aces."
  • "All in a days work."
  • "I told ya sniping was a good job!"
  • "Well I'll be stuffed!"
  • "Now that is how it's done!"
  • "I could do this all day."
  • "Ahh, that's apples mate."

• Melee Dare
  • "Now this is a knife!"
  • "Ready to meet sharpy?!"
  • "I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole!"
  • "Let's see how much blood's in ya!"
  • "Come on!"
  • "Stabbin' time!"
  • "STAB!STAB!STAB!"
  • "I'm gonna cut a smile into ya!"

Weapon-related responses

• Jarate Toss
  • "Jarate!"
  • "Bombs away!"
  • "Heads up!"

• Headshot
  • "You'll be needin' another use for that neck." (whispering)
  • "Ah, I'm sorry, mate.." (whispering)
  • "Psst. (laughs quietly) (whispering)
  • "Wave goodbye to your head, wanker." (whispering)

• Headshot on an Enemy Soldier
  • "Ah, I'm sorry, mate.."
  • "Psst! (laughs quietly)
  • "Standin' around like a bloody idiot!"
  • "That helmet ain't gonna save ya."

• Headshot on an Enemy Spy
  • "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!"
  • "Stupid bloody spies!"
  • "Spies, bloody useless."
  • "Spy on that, ya fancy bloody wuss!"
  • "Spies, bloody useless." (whispering)
  • "I see ya." (whispering)
  • "Spy that ya fancy bloody wuss" (whispering)

• Melee Kill
  • "You got blood on my knife, mate!"
  • "A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!"

• SMG Kill
  • "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Bloody hell, you're awful!"

Objective-related responses

• Standing on captured Point, firing weapon
  • "Get on the point, wanker!"
  • "Come stand on the point, ya bloody wuss!"

• After Capturing Intelligence/Control point
  • "This one's ours now."
  • "That was too easy, mate."
  • "We're not givin' it back."
  • "Simple. Simple. One for me." (whispering)
  • "That was too easy mate!"
  • "No worries." (calmly)
  • "That wasn't so bad."
  • "That wasn't so hard."

• Defense
  • "Wicked!"
  • "Aces!"
  • "Yaaaagh!"
  • "There ya go!"
  • "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'!"

Payload-related responses

• Attacking: Cart Goes Forward
  • "Keep that cart moving!"
  • "Keep that cart moving!" (soft)
  • "Keep the bloody cart moving!"
  • "Keep the bloody cart moving!" (soft)
  • "Throw your backs into it, boys!"
  • "Throw your backs into it, boys!" (soft)
  • "This ain't a walk-a-bout! Push that cart!"
  • "This ain't a walk-a-bout! Push that cart!" (soft)
  • "Push that cart!"
  • "Push that cart!" (soft)
  • "Keep pushing, lads!"
  • "Keep pushing, lads!" (soft)
  • "Push, lads! Push!"
  • "Push, lads! Push!" (soft)
  • "Come on, then! Push!"
  • "Come on, then! Push!" (soft)
  • "Let's go lads, keep pushing!"
  • "Let's go lads, keep pushing!" (soft)
  • "Where'd you mongrels learn to push!?"
  • "Where'd you mongrels learn to push!?" (soft)

• Attacking: Cart Goes Back
  • "Get to the cart, ya bloody idiots!"
  • "Get to the cart, ya bloody idiots!" (soft)
  • "The cart's moving the wrong bloody way!"
  • "The cart's moving the wrong bloody way!" (soft)
  • "Get to the cart, boys!"
  • "Get to the cart, boys!" (soft)
  • "That bomb ain't gonna move itself, lads!"
  • "That bomb ain't gonna move itself, lads." (soft)
  • "The bomb's moving the wrong way!"
  • "That bomb's moving the wrong way!" (soft)
  • "The bomb, lads! Don't forget about the bomb!"
  • "The bomb, lads! Don't forget about the bomb!" (soft)
  • "Get that cart going the right way!"
  • "Get that cart going the right way!" (soft)

• Defending: Cart Goes Forward
  • "Here comes the bloody bomb!"
  • "Here comes the bloody bomb!" (soft)
  • "Look out lads; bomb's on the way!"
  • "Look out lads, bomb's on the way!" (soft)
  • "Bugger me! The bomb's coming!"
  • "Bugger me! The bomb's coming!" (soft)
  • "Shut your cake-holes and stop that cart!"
  • "Shut your cake-holes and stop that cart!" (soft)
  • "The bomb's coming!"
  • "The bomb's coming!" (soft)
  • "Here comes the cart!"
  • "Here comes the cart!" (soft)

• Defending: Cart Goes Back
  • "Alright, mates! The cart's moving back!"
  • "Alright, mates. The cart's moving back. (soft)
  • "There she goes!"
  • "There she goes." (soft)
  • "The cart's on its way back!"
  • "Cart's on its way back." (soft)
  • "Good job, lads! The cart's going back."
  • "Good job, lads! The cart's going back!" (soft)
  • "The cart's retreatin'!"
  • "The cart's retreatin'!" (soft)
  • "Aces! There goes the cart!"
  • "Aces! There goes the cart." (soft)
  • "Nice job! The bomb's moving back."
  • "Nice job! The bomb's moving back." (soft)
  • "The bomb's heading back!"
  • "Alright. The bomb's heading back!" (soft)

• Attacking: Stay Close to Cart
  • "To the cart, you wankers!"
  • "To the cart, you wankers!" (soft)
  • "Stay with the cart!"
  • "Stay with the cart!" (soft)
  • "Pull up your socks and stick to the cart!"
  • "Pull up your socks and stick to the cart!" (soft)
  • "Stay near the bomb!"
  • "Stay near the bomb!" (soft)
  • "Stay near the bloody cart!"
  • "Stay near the bloody cart!" (soft)
  • "The cart, lads! Stick with it!"
  • "The cart, lads! Stick with it!" (soft)
  • "Stop mucking about and get to the cart!"
  • "Stop mucking about and get to the bomb!" (soft)

• Attacking: Cart Has Stopped
  • "That bloody cart ain't gonna move itself!"
  • "That bloody cart ain't gonna move itself!" (soft)
  • "The cart ain't moving, lads!"
  • "The cart ain't moving, lads!" (soft)
  • "The bomb's just sittin' there!"
  • "The bomb's just sittin' there!" (soft)
  • "The bomb ain't moving!"
  • "The bomb ain't moving!" (soft)
  • "The cart's just sittin' there!"
  • "The cart's just sittin' there!" (soft)

• Defending: Stop The Bomb
  • "One of you rough-types ought to stop that bomb!"
  • "One of you rough-types ought to stop that bomb!" (soft)
  • "Stop the bloody bomb!"
  • "Stop the bloody cart!" (soft)
  • "Stop the cart, lads!"
  • "Stop the bomb, lads!" (soft)
  • "Don't let 'em push that bomb!"
  • "Don't let 'em push that bomb!" (soft)
  • "Stop the bloody bomb!"
  • "Don't let the cart through, lads!"
  • "Don't let the cart through, lads!" (soft)

Duel-related responses

• Starting a Duel
  • "Let's have a go, ya mug!"
  • "I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole!"
  • "Let's see how much blood's in ya!"
  • "Come on!"

• Duel Accepted
  • "'Right, then!"
  • "Yeah, that seems about right!"
  • "I make it look easy."
  • "Get to it!"
  • "Yaaaagh!"
  • "Ready to meet sharpy?!"
  • "I'm gonna cut a smile into ya!"
  • "You better hold on to your head, mate!"
  • "Ok!"
  • "Ok mate!"

• Duel Rejected
  • "Gah! Hear me, man? Gah!"
  • "Now that's downright embarrassing."
  • (Grumbles)
  • "Quit blubberin' and take yer medicine like a man!"
  • "That's some shonky business right there!"
  • "Bugger!"
  • "Crikey!"
  • "Piker!"
  • "Wuss!"

Unused

• New Weapon Unlocked
  • "Ahh, she's a beaut."
  • "Hmmm, have a gander at this little beauty."
  • "Take a butcher's at this." (Butcher's hook - Cockney rhyming slang for 'look')
  • "*laughs* Someone's about to have a very bad day."
  • "Hmmm, I reckon this'll come in handy."
  • "Now this is a nice weapon."
  • "This thing looks bloody useful."
  • "*laughs* It's like Christmas morning."
  • "Take a gander at this little princess."

• Revenge kill (possibly directed toward certain classes)
  • "Not so smug now, are ya?"
  • "Ya had a good run, ya mongrel."
  • "What goes around comes around, ya snotty little nance."
  • "Skill always beats luck, ya weasel."
  • "Take that, ya greasy weasel."
  • "Cheatin' only gets ya so far."
  • "Look 'ere, pumpkin head. Yer all done."
  • "You know what yer dominatin' now? Bleedin'.
  • "How's that bullet feel? Feel good? Huh?"
  • "Ah my God, you've been shot. Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?"
  • "Thanks for the warm-up, sister."
  • "Take that, ya mongrel."
  • "I'm great. You're dead. I think we're done here."
  • "You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? You're both dead women."
  • "I suspect you'll keep yer big mouth shut now."
  • "Go to hell, wanka."
  • "Oooh, got ya right in the ovary."
  • "You. Are. A. Bloody. Disgrace."
  • "Nothing personal, mate, I'm just better."
  • "You want to hear something funny? You're dead."
  • "Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end."
  • "Here's some advice: Next time, shoot first."
  • "Hate to break it to ya, but your own team paid me to do that."
  • "How do you like that, ya snotty little mongrel?"
  • "There was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead."

• Unknown Condition/Alternate Delivery
  • Hawks and spits
  • "Mongrel!"
  • "Steady, steady!"
  • (Spits)
  • "G'day." (whispering)
  • "Piker." (whispering)
  • "A little of the ol' chop chop" (whispering)
  • "Wuss." (whispering)
  • "Stupid bloody spies." (whispering)
  • "Mongrel." (whispering)
  • "Standin' around like a bloody idiot." (whispering)
  • "Steady, steady." (whispering)
  • "That helmet ain't gonna save ya." (whispering)
  • "Spy that, ya fancy bloody wuss" (whispering)
  • "Now that was a proper bloody rootin'" (whispering)
  • "Thanks for standin' still, wanker." (whispering)
  • Hawks and spits (2)
  • "Bloody bogan!"
  • "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!"
  • "You bloody pikers!"
  • "You're all a bunch of no-hopers!"
  • "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall!"
  • "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!"
  • "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!"
  • "Piss off, you mongrels!"
  • "Piss off, you bloody pikers!"
  • "This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!"
  • "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain!"
  • "That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains!"
  • "Piss off, big-head!"
  • "Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist!"
  • Hawks and spits (3)
  • "Bloody bogan." (whispering)
  • "I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon." (whispering)
  • "I've slept in the corpse of a water buffalo tougher than you." (whispering)
  • "You big-head wankers." (whispering)
  • "You prancin' show ponies." (whispering)
  • "D'they make them shirts for men?" (whispering)
  • "You bloody pikers." (whispering)
  • "You're all a bunch of no-hopers." (whispering)
  • "All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall." (whispering)
  • "I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya panzer." (whispering)
  • "You better hold on to your head, mate." (whispering)
  • "I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties." (whispering)
  • "I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels." (whispering)
  • "Piss off, you mongrels." (whispering)
  • "Piss off, you bloody pikers." (whispering)
  • "This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners." (whispering)
  • "Keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck." (whispering)
  • "I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain." (whispering)
  • "That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains." (whispering)
  • "Piss off, big-head." (whispering)
  • "Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist." (whispering)
  • "Hold still!"
  • "Hold still." (whispering)

• Fighting on Cap
  • "Get on the cap, mates!"
  • "Fight on the cap!"
  • "Get on the cap!"
  • "Stand on the bloody cap!"
  • "Stand on the cap, lads!"
  • "On the cap!"