User:Wingless/Sandbox

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, and so on. The Spy has 157 voice responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

General Responses

After Killing More than 1 enemy in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

Evil laugh Evil laugh 2 Happy laugh Happy laugh 2 Happy laugh 3 "Coward!" "You disgust me!" Long laugh Short laugh

Kill Assist

"I appreciate your help." "My appreciation, amigo."

Backstabbing an Enemy

"You got blood on my suit." "With my apologies." "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess." "Pardon me." "Thank you for being such a dear friend." "Apologies." "Surprise!" "Sorry to 'pop-in' unannounced." "Peek-a-boo!"

Sapping an Engineer's Sentry Gun After Killing Him

"I murdered your toys as well."

Domination-related responses

Dominating a Scout

"Well, off to visit your mother!" "You died as you lived: running away!" "Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you?" "Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin." "Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?" "May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) "'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!" "Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up." "So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people."

Dominating a Soldier

"Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time." "I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton." "At least you died for honor -- and my amusement!" "Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs)" "They can bury you in the 'Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier!'"

Dominating a Pyro

"Dominated! You mush-mouthed freak!" "Good lord! You fight like a woman!" "The world will thank me for this, you monster!" "Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!" "You look like death warmed over. (laughs)"

25px   Dominating a Demoman

"'Kaboom', indeed, you drunken wretch!" "How that's bottle of Scrumpy now?" "'Kaboom' to you sir" "Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!" "The 'Black Scottish Cyclops' -- Now extinct!" "I merely finished what your liver started!" "Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"

Dominating a Heavy

"Oh, fat man, please! This is getting awkward!" "You disgust me, fat man!" "That is a diet I call 'death.'" "Dominated! You fatuous, fat-headed fat man!" "You died as you lived: morbidly obese!" "Your precious sandvich won't save you now, fatty!" "Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contest!" "What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?" (laughs)

Dominating an Engineer

"Oh, fat man, please! This is getting awkward!" "Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend!" "Howdy, pardner!" "Happy trails, laborer!" "Did I throw a 'wrench' into your plans? (laughs maniacally)" "Not much of a quick-draw, are you, pardner?" "Giddyup now -- to hell!"

Dominating a Medic

"(laughs maniacally) Laughter really is the best medicine! (laughs again)" "(mockingly) Medic! Medic! Medic! (laughs maniacally)" "Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!" "I'm looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid you suck!" "(while laughing) You are such a bad doctor! (laughs again)" "Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?!"

Dominating a Sniper

"Boo! You repulsive bushman!" "You disgust me, filthy jar man!" "(mocking Sniper) No worries mate! (laughs)" "(laughs maniacally) You live in a van! (laughs again)" "Oh, please, just stay down!" "Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home.'" "(mocking Sniper) Good day to you, mate! (laughs)"

Dominating a Spy

"Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!" "We all knew you were a Spy!" "You are an amateur and a fool!" "I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!" "You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!"

Revenge Kill

"Excellent." "All in a day's work." "Well played." "First rate!" "Top Shelf!" "Hello again, dumbbell!" "I'm back, you subnormal halfwit!" "Did you forget about me?!"

Event-related responses

Round Start

"Gentlemen?" "Shall we?" "After you." "Ahem."

Sudden Death

"Hsssssssss!" "Well, this was a disappointment!" "I did all I could." "What a disaster!" "Not our finest moment." "Ohhhhh...merde." (Translation: "Ohhhh...shit.")

Stalemate

"Hsssssssss!" "Well, this was a disappointment!" "I did all I could." "What a disaster!" "Not our finest moment." "Ohhhhh...merde." (Translation: "Ohhhh...shit.")

Set on Fire

"I appear to have burst into flames." "Fire, fire, fire!" "I do believe I'm on fire."

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

"Is this... mon dieu!" (Translation: "Is this... my god!") "Jarate? Nooooooooo!" "I hate you!" "I have been shown who is the boss!" "Jarate? **cries** " "EWWWWEUGH!"

Teleportation

"Thank you, laborer!" "Thank you, my friend." "Cheers, Engineers!"

Healed by Medic

"Cheers, doctor." "Thank you, doctor." "Much appreciated, doctor."

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence

"Was there ever any doubt?" "My pleasure." "Cheers!"

After Capturing Control Point

"Well done, us!" "Our influence grows!" "Excellent!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

"Come stand on the point!" "Come stand on the point, you idiot!" "Idiot! Come stand on the point." "Come stand on the point, you imbecile!"

Defense

"What did they expect?" "Splendid!" "Magnificent!"

Duel-related responses

Starting a Duel

"Let's settle this like gentlemen!" "Queen's rules?"

Duel Accepted

"Gentlemen?" "Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly." "I'll be seeeing youuu!" "I'm coming for you!" "May I make a suggestion? Run." "But of course!" "Of course!"

Duel Rejected

"Awwwwww..." "Preposterous!" "Oh, please..." "Coward!" "You disgust me." "You suck!"

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition

"They should call you whiners 'Dr. NOOOOOO!'" "You are all incompetent cowards!" "You're all of you quite out of your depth!" "This will be the last time you see me."