Scout responses/zh-hans

语音回应是在玩家完成某些行为（如用主武器或近战武器杀死一定数量的敌人），或者玩家遇到了某些事情（如被点燃）后触发播放的语音台词。 以下列出了目前为止侦察兵所有的语音回应（不包括语音命令）。

嘲讽-相关回应

主条目： 侦察兵嘲讽

与玩家发起的嘲讽相关的所有语音回应都列在了侦察兵嘲讽页面中，并包含其动作的描述。

击杀-相关回应

在 20 秒内用主武器杀死超过 1 名敌人

"就像我说的那样！" [邪恶的笑声] [开心的笑声] [开心的笑声 2] "You got owned!" [开心的笑声 3] [开心的笑声 4] [长笑] "好啊...太好了！" [长笑 2] "现在你没有那么拽了吧？对吗？" "不值得为你们这帮傻瓜费那么大劲。"

摧毁一个建筑

"我打爆你那该死的破烂了，白痴！"

辅助杀敌

"再接再厉，伙计！" "干掉他了，我们干掉他了！"

近战杀敌

使用任意近战武器杀敌 "Bonk!" "Boink!" "跟你的膝盖骨说再见吧，笨蛋！" "感觉如何，窝囊废？" 近战击杀机枪手 "尝尝这个，死胖子！" 使用短棍/ 睡魔 / 原子能球棒杀敌 "哟，击球手上场了！" "哟，我很快会出现在棒球卡上了！" "我已经挥棒一千下了！" "你的头简直是一块球棒磁铁！" "嘿，还有谁想被我揍的？" 使用圣灵鲭鱼 / 军配扇杀敌 "是的，我敢说，你会被气到怒退。来吧，让我们都能开心点。" "噢，嘿！你逊爆了！" [开心的笑声] "你被控制了！" 使用糖果手杖杀敌 "真好！" "你们都是失败者！" "你们这些窝囊废！" 使用波士顿狼牙棒/ 符文剑杀敌 "伙计，你的脑袋真软，因此我打起来很轻松！" "我要干翻你！" 使用太阳之杖杀敌 "嘿，现在谁着火了？" "有、有人注意到我了吗？" "想干啥，你这该死的白痴？"

控制-相关回应

控制敌人

"对，就是那样！" "你被控制了，傻瓜！" "控制你了，去检查一下吧。" "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."

控制一名侦察兵

"撞墙去吧，朋友，你玩完了。" "哈哈！看看你！你看起来就像是在横穿马路！" "嘿，蠢货，你是赢不了的。" "噢，怎么，你要哭了吗？你现在要哭了吗？" "对，我敢说，你会被气到怒退。来吧，让我们都能开心点。" "我永远不会...停止去...杀死你。" "你...真...可怕！" "我才是这里的侦察兵！" "这地图容不下我们两个！" "快让路，混球，让真正的侦察兵来干活！" "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."

控制一名士兵

"哟，我从来都不需要戴头盔！" "你到底有什么毛病，兄弟？" "去死以及给我做 20 个俯卧撑！" "你对你的制服来说就是个耻辱，朋友！" （模仿士兵）"解——散！" "这世界上的爆击根本不够杀死我！"

控制一名火焰兵

"这开始让我搞不懂你到底有多无能。" "嘿，现在谁着火了？" "哟，如果你不想我干掉你，你就该说些什么！" "跟着我念：“唔呣呣我死了！”" "接招，你这穿着围兜的哑巴笨蛋！" "尝尝这个，你这个不会说话的死白痴！" "耶，动作不错，独自咕噜的家伙！" "伙计，你获得了一副会被埋藏在恶心墓地里的密封棺材！"

25px  控制一名爆破手

"你刚才他妈的被控制了，蠢货，好，让我们开始吧！" "我揍白痴通常不会揍得那么快。" "对，下一次，试试用两只眼睛！" "炸飞那玩意，独眼怪！" "最棒的人赢了，你这扔炸弹的醉鬼！" "Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!" "Depth perception, pal. Look into it."

控制一名机枪手

"喝吧，朋友。那就是失败的滋味。" "你能照照镜子吗？我是说，看看你自己。" "我控制你了，你这肥头大耳的秃头混账！" "今天可不由你说了算，死煎饼！" "开那把枪要 400,000 美元，对吗？好吧，这钱花得真值！" "那些价值 200 美元的子弹在脱靶时看起来可就不乍地了，不是吗？" "我想我今晚要带萨莎去吃顿牛排。你觉得怎么样？" "现在不难了吧，是不是呀，肥蛋糕？" "我要...吃掉...你的...三明治。我要把它们全吃了！" "闹得真欢，得有好几吨的欢乐。下一次，吃顿沙拉！" "嘿，肥猪，那些硬化的血管也挡不住子弹的，不是吗？ "我控制你了，你这肥胖、秃顶、发福的...肥胖子！"

控制一名工程师

"这就是你的全部能耐吗，白痴？" "嘿，这才是你下次该发明的东西：躲闪！" "这才是你应该造的东西：一台死不了的机器！" "别拿着个扳手来参加枪战！" "我有个蓝图给你：我的屁股！" "嘿，穿工作服的！你弱爆了！" "今天多适合戴安全帽呀，不是吗！"

控制一名医生

"如果你现在下单，我会再给你第二顿胖揍，而且完全免费。" "诊断结果：你是个废物！" "噢呼呼，你的枪会发射弹“药”哦！那真吓人！" "你那位宝贝般的希波克拉底现在在哪呢？" "真是不错的工作，讲德语的白痴！" （Deutsch-bag，“Deutsch”在德语中有“德国”的意思，而“Douchebag”有“白痴”的意思） "我...恨... 医生！" "（叹息声） 医生，医生，医生..."

控制一名狙击手

"看看这个：我刚刚把你的头骨打凹了下去，但我的球棒依然是干的。上面没有头发，一干二净。" "你真是个该死的懦夫狙击手！" "我打赌你那个花哨的狙击镜里一定看到了一个我干掉你的非常漂亮的镜头！" "你竟然为了这个在这里搞上一整天？！" "It was a mercy killin', ya live in a... campervan!" "你永远都打不中我！你永远都打不中我的小脑袋！它是如此的小！我有个超级...如此细小的小脑袋！"

控制了一名间谍

"伪装的家伙！" "控制你了，你这变身老鼠！" "背刺一个正在打你那该死的猪脑袋的家伙很困难吧，不是吗？" "嘿嘿，看啊，你变身成一具尸体了！"

使用近战武器控制敌人

"伙计，你的脑袋真软，所以我打起来超轻松！" "突击测试：把一个白痴打残需要多久？（模仿蜂鸣器）。抱歉，时间到，你死了！"

复仇击杀

"我要废了你！" "你现在还想要我怎样，傻瓜？" "你喜欢那样吗，蠢蛋？" "嘭！我回来了，白痴！" "还记得我吗？对，你还记得！" "别再惹毛我了！" "我们学到了什么？那就是我总是会赢！" "现在谁才是猛男呀？说呀，猛男。" "还觉得你自己很搞笑吗，你这搞笑小丑？" "砰！这对我来说太简单了！" "我做到了！" "如果你现在下单，我会再给你一顿胖揍，而且完全免费。" "想干啥，你这该死的笨蛋？" "嘿，打得漂亮！" "你现在还有什么好说的吗？"

事件-相关回应

回合开始

"开球！" "让我们干掉他们！" "吃我扬起的土吧！" "Woohoo！" "干翻他们！"

进入骤死模式

"真是糗到冰点了" "Boooooooo!" （发出嘘声） "真他妈的不敢相信！" "这不会就这么发生了吧！" "不，说真的，你们都是群废物！" "你们这群家伙到底吃错了什么药？" "啊，老天！" "这糟糕透了！" "那到底是什么鬼玩意？" "这真他妈的令人尴尬。" "好吧，现在这看起来一点都不好，呃..."

陷入僵局

"你一定是在开玩笑！" "你肯定是在耍我！" "我真不敢相信！" "啊啊啊！"

着火

"着火了！着火了！着火了！" "噢，我烧起来了，我-我烧起来了！"

被瓶手道、疯狂的牛奶、突变牛奶、迷人的生命体、纵火者的油桶击中

"Awwww!" "Auugghh!" "啊，天呐！"

使用传送装置

"谢谢送我一程！" "嘿，干得好，戴安全帽的！" "谢谢帮助，猛男！"

接受医生治疗

好了，我感觉很好。 [深呼吸] 好，谢了，医生。 谢谢，医生。

处于超能冲锋状态

"你现在还有什么好说的吗？" "看看我！" "噢噢耶，你真的很“吓人”！" "Hey, lotta' good that gun didya!"

捡起棒球

"球找回来了！" "来打球吧！" "找到我的球了！" "噢，我的球在那呢！" "我爱我的球！"

处于低生命值时，饮用原子能饮料

"快啊，快啊！" "起效啊，该死的！" "啊，该死！" "什么？！" "呃，该死" "啊，可恶！"

死亡

*死亡惨叫* *死亡惨叫* *死亡惨叫*

解锁成就

"嘿，看看我，看看我！" "嘿，瞧啊，老妈！" "啊~，伙计们！" "嗨，老妈！" "看看我！" "其他人可做不到这样！" "你看到那个了吗？" "你看见这玩意吗？" "我会把它和其他东西一起放到战利品室里。" "我不知道得先感谢谁...哦，我知道了，我自己！" "砰！这看起来挺简单的嘛。"

武器-相关回应

饮用原子能饮料后

"一点-也-碰不着！" "你是打不中我的！" "Wananananana..." （《The Six Million Dollar Man》中的音效） "我现在可是一团残影！" "（命令的语气） 看看我！"

在原子能饮料效果下承受攻击

"哈" "打不中我！" "那一点都不疼。" "像幽灵一般！" "想得美，朋友！" "噢，咋了？" "不痛不痒" "喔！" "呵呵。" "诶！" "耶！" "唔！" "哇哈！" "哇-哈！" "呼-啊！" "哇哈！" "哈！" "拒绝！" "抱~歉~！" "没用！" "别想~！" "唔嘘！" "砰！" （嘲讽地）"干嘛？" "啊哈哈！" "砰！" "诶嘿嘿。" （呼啸声） "诶呵呵。" "差劲！" "笨蛋！" "白痴！" "蠢货！" "打得“真准”！" "菜鸟！" "菜！" "Yoink!" "太慢了！" "Yoink!" "差一点！"

在爆击可乐]效果下开火

只有在饮用过后大约 1 秒时开火时才会说话。 "你们这些笨蛋马上就要被打得落花流水了" "你看到这玩意了吗？" "这就是我所说的！"

爆击可乐效果结束

"啊，可恶！" "什么？！ "啊，该死。"

投掷疯狂的牛奶或者突变牛奶

"哟，注意！" "嘿，懦夫！" "接招！"

击昏敌人

"噢，我很抱歉，我没有想着要打中你的...不，等等，我的确是想要打中你。" "噢，那一定会造成颅骨骨裂的！" "噢，我打中了。" "那是给你的惩罚！" "真热闹！" "漂亮的全垒打！" "这一击真漂亮！" "接的真准，笨蛋！" "接的好，伙计！" "接的漂亮，傻子！" "变成瘸子吧！" "真漂亮！" "哟，当心！" "叮-咚！" "反应快点，白痴！" "Real smooth, dummy!"

使用睡魔攻击

"击球手上场！" "接招！" "开始击球！" "大联盟！"

二段跳

"嘿嘿，我在飞呢！" "唔呼呼！" "看看你们这些在下面的笨蛋！" "嘿，我可以从这里看到自己的基地！" "瞧瞧我，老妈！"

三段跳到达最高点

"Woohoohoohoo!" "Yeaheaheah!" "Woooooo!" "Yeaahehehhh!"

目标-相关回应

捡起情报

"跟你们的这个烂箱子挥手道别吧，蠢蛋们！"

成功夺取情报后

"耶，这现在是我们的了！" "我都还没有喘气呢！" "到手了！到手了！到手了！" "有、有人注意到我了吗？"

占领控制点后

"耶，耶，耶！" "耶！" "我做到了，我做到了！" "小意思！"

站在己方控制点上开火

"站到这该死的控制点上来，你这白痴！" "到这该死的控制点上来，蠢货！"

占领控制点时开火

"嘿，快来占领控制点，伙计们！" "站到这该死的控制点上！" "让我们来占领吧，伙计们！" "到这该死的控制点上来，你这笨蛋！"

防守目标

"是时候来当个猛男了！" "棒极了！" "噢耶！" ""喔呼，耶，你真的很可怕！"" "嘿，那把枪比你有用多了！" "噢，嘿！你个废物！" "耶，现在是我们的了！"

推车-相关回应

进攻方：炸弹车前进

"用力推！" "推，你们这些懒鬼！" "继续推下去！" "很好，很好，很好！" "继续前进，伙计们！" "走吧，走吧，走吧！"

进攻方：炸弹车后退

"那可不是对的方向，伙计们！" "到底出了什么事？" "啊，该死，那车！" "有人要去推那该死的车吗？" "那车正在后退！" "啊，老天，那车！" "不，不，不！那辆车！" "还有谁能来推这玩意？"

防守方：炸弹车前进

"我们得让那玩意停下来！" "啊，天呀，伙计们，我们得把它停下来！" "你们都在搞什么飞机？！" "推这辆该死的车！" "让那车保持移动！" "来吧，来推车！"

防守方：炸弹车后退

"把那车给送回去！" "好的，很好！" "嘿，我们成功了，我们成功了！" "耶，耶，耶！" "啥？你们放弃了吗？" "哟，它应该朝那边走！"

进攻方：站在炸弹车附近

"待在车附近，伙计们！" "到这里来！" "靠近点，伙计们！" "一起来推这玩意！" "我们是在推车还是在干嘛？" "能帮忙推一下车吗？"

进攻方：炸弹车停止前进

"那该死的车停了！" "搞什么？！是谁没有在推车？" "推它，推它，推它！"

防守方：阻止炸弹车前进

"嘿，我们要把它停下来！" "去把那车停下！" "停下那该死的玩意！"

合同-相关回应

完成合同

"嘿，我才刚开始呢！" "哦，我们已经搞定了？" "那，就是你应该做的！" "对我们而言它太简单了！" "耶，boom！就是那样！" 高难度合同 "耶！我们做到了！" "伙计，我们“终结”了那该死的合同！" "该死，我们成功了！" ""Ho, ho, ho，太好了！我们终于搞定那玩意了？" "Woo hoo, hoo, hoo!"

竞技模式回应

Setup

First round

Casual Mode "Come on, Bat. Let's go introduce you to some skulls." "Let's do dis." "Let's go whack some chuckleheads." "Let's win dis freakin' thing!" "Let's win dis game!" "I feel like winnin'!" "Come on, guys! Let's win dis!" "Am I the only one here who wants to win?" "Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let's go!" "Boom! Let's get a win here!" "Who here likes winnin'? I do!" "Okay, raise your hand if you like winnin'! My hand's up." "Come on, guys! This one counts. Let's win dis!" "Yeah, welcome to the winnin' team!" "Everybody got dere fancy hats? Let's go!" "What, you forget your hat? What're we waitin' for here?" "We waitin' for permission here or what? Come on, let's do dis!." "Yeah, I'm ready!" Rare "I gotta bucket of chicken and I'm here to kick ass! And I'm all outta chicken...so I lied about the chicken." "Raise your hand if you like winnin'! Okay, I count one, two, three...yeah dat...Alright, good!" "Yeah, I'm ready! No wait, hold on. I gotta pee." "Let's win already! I don't got time for dis! I've got a date! A real one! Don't look into it." "Here's the plan, Bat. I'll run around fast, being da best and you be in my hand and bash heads! Got it?" "I'm so fast I got my feet insured...with a bank! Well, it's just a guy who works in a store next door to a bank. Well, let's go!" "I'm so fast I got my feet bronzed! And now I'm not as fast." "I'm so fast I got my feet bronzed! Never, ever do dat...so painful!" "I'm so fast I got my feet bronzed! Never, ever do dat, it is so painful...dear God!" "Hey, I'll just say it. Everyone else here is too scared to say it, but I'll just say what everyone's thinkin'! We're all best friends. We are all dear, dear friends! Birthday party at my place this weekend, by the way. Nobody showed up last weekend so I figured, now no big whoop, I'll just have it again." Competitive Mode "I love this game!" "Let's get a win, guys! I wanna rank up here!" "I am so ready for some meatshots!" "Meatshots! Freakin' meatshots!" "Ok, which way we flankin'?" "Take da flank, get da rank!" "So who's takin' flank?" "Which one of us is takin' flank?" "Am I flankin'?" "We shoulda discussed this beforehand! Am I flankin'?" "I'll see you slowpokes at Mid!" "Last one to Mid is not me!" "Party at Mid when we take da point!" "Look up 'utility' in da dictionary. Know what it means? Means you can do freakin' everything!" "We ain't scrimmin' here!" "What, you think that this is a scrim? I got news for you, it's not!" "Yeah! Comp stuff!" "Man, I saw those guys in the way in. This does not seem competitive!" "I spec'd these guys earlier. They looked terrible." "I spec'd these guys earlier. They were all over the place. Frankly, I'm not impressed." "Just a scrim. Just a scrim! No biggie!" Rare "I spec'd these guys earlier. They look ugly. I didn't want to say it, but they do. Their hats are terrible, their faces aren't very good or attractive..." "It's just a scrim, no big deal! Nobody's countin' points. We're just, we're just foolin' around here! Gettin' a little goofy..." "Are you guys ready to scrim? I'm ready to scrim! This is, this is just a scrim, right?" 6s only "Ok Bat, it's all on us now. Technically, there's five other guys, but I can't hit people on the head with them. So, it's you and me Bashy." "Yeah, hah hah! 6s stuff!" "Just six guys alone in the desert tryin' to kill each other. Happens all the time. I don't know where you grew up, but dis is pretty normal around here. In the desert." "Dey got six of dem ding-dongs over there, huh." "Looks like six more notches for my lucky skull-bat!" Rare "Go team, everybody! Six trained killers, am I right? Best of da best! And best friends. We don't say it a lot, or at all, but we're all feelin' it here. In our hearts, you know? The frien-the friendship."

Previous round was a win

Casual Mode "I am in da zone!" "Yeah, we're doing pretty good!" "I love winnin'! Love it!" "Yeah, dis is how winners run!" "Wanna see a winner run a circle around you!" "We are gonna own this!" "Man, it is unfair how good I am!" "There is no way we're gonna lose now!" "We're on a winnin' streak!" "We're runnin' circles around those guys!" "Guys, I'm right here! Of course, we're gonna win!" "Watch a winner in action, pal! Wup, too fast. Just a blur. Maybe next time." Rare "Spoilers: but, uh, we're gonna win this." "Hey! Other team! See dis butt! Eat it! Eat my butt! Ha ha ha! Yeah!" "Hey! Other team! We all got together and we got you a little somethin'. It's an ass-beatin'! We're gonna come over there and give it to you right now!" "I have this disorder that makes it physically impossible for me to lose! It also makes me irresistible to ladies. Like all ladies. Everywhere." Competitive Mode "Hey! Hey, other team! How'd that taste! Like crap? Yeah, 'cause I fed you crap!" "Hey! Hey, other team! Time out! I got something real important to tell you! You suck! Ha ha ha! Yeah, yeah take that, other team!" 6s only "At this rate, they're gonna need way more than six guys!" "What do they got? Six guys? Eh, that's not enough."

Previous round was a loss

"Man, losing is stupid!" "Nobody saw us lose that one, right?" "Last one didn't count! Just a warmup!" "Alright, we tried losin', and it sucks. Let's go back to winnin'!" "Come from behind victory! Cinderella story, startin' now!" "Come on guys, we're the underdogs here! Let's get this done!" "Ok, they got lucky once! Nobody gets lucky twice, though. It's impossible." Rare "We're turning this ship around! The SS We're Done Sucking is about to launch! Dis is your captain speaking! Buckle your seatbelts 'cause this boat is going like freakin' Mach 12!" "Guys, don't make me win this myself! Let's all try this time! Do it for Scout!" "Ok guys, bad news: we lost that last one. Good news: you still got me."

Previous round was a tie

"Ties are stupid!" "Ties are da worst!" "Let's break this tie already" "Oh I am done being tied!" "Let's get to winnin' already!" "Ah, I hate ties! Let's break it already!" "We are gonna break this thing, now!"

Outcomes

Match win

"Yea-ah!" "Aw, we done already?" "Crap, we did it!" "Oh man, we're da best!" "And...that's a match!" "We took da match, guys!" "Wuh hoo hoo hoo! Dat's a match!" "Just winnin' another match. No big whoop." "I don't know how to lose. I tried it once. It didn't work." "Dat is how you win a match!"

Game win

"Yeah dat's right!" "Dat is how you do it!" "Not too shabby!" "We make it look easy!" "Yeah, boom! Dat's right!" "I could get used to dis!" "Hey, I was just gettin' started!" "Dat is how you win a game!" "Dat's how you win, pal!" "Yeah, we're pretty great!" "I am a winnin' machine, baby!" "I'm da best at everything!" "Did we win another one of these? Oh man, we are so good!" "We won again? Eh, throw it on the pile." "Go Scout! Go Scout" Rare "That is how a team of best friends wins the game!" "Hey, we are da best! We are the best first place champions of winning of all time!"

Rank up

"Rank up!" "Yeah, there it is!" "Whoop, we ranked up!" "Oh, looks like we ranked up!" "Holy crap, we're rankin' up!" "Yeah, rank up!" "Ain't nothin' better than rankin' up!" "Aw, we ranked down. Oh no wait, we ranked up! Oh, that is way better." "Wuh hoo hoo hoo!" "We get promoted? Oh dat is sick!" "Yeah, dat's right! Rankin' up!" "Oh ho ho, nice! We finally get dat done?" Top scoring "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines...and brotha, we are da freakin' best!"

Game summary

"Nice work, kid!" "Dat ain't just good, dat is historical good!" "Holy crap, we are awesome!" "Finally, somebody noticed us crushin' it!" "Hey, yeah yeah! We're famous!" "Not bad, pal. Not bad at all." "Dat is pretty freakin' impressive!" "We are officially in da record books!" "Heads up history schools! 'Cause history just happened!" "Yeah no, we crushed it!" "Yeah, dat's right!" "'Bout time we got a little recognition around here!" "I wanted to talk to you about this, because I-I've been noticin' this...and, uh, I wanted to compliment you on your work." "You earned it, bucket-of-chicken pal! You earned it! Don't let nobody take it away from you!" "Hey, we make a good team!"

Mann vs. Machine responses

During a Wave

Upon Being Revived With A Reanimator

"Death is stoopid!" "Boom! Back from da dead!" "I'm back baby!" "Eh, dying ain't nuthin'!" "Screw you, Death!" "I'm too handsome ta die!" "I am back!" "Reports of my death were bullcrap!"

Mannhattan specific

Gate

Robots attacking "Aw crap! Dere's robots at da gate!" "Da robots are takin' da gate!" "Robots are attackin' da gate!" Robots take gate "Robots took da gate!" "Da robots have got da gate!"

After a Wave

Receiving a Killstreak Kit

Common Loot "Yeah!" "Nice!" "(laughs) Oh yeah!" "Sweet." "Come to daddy!" "(laughs) Oh yeah!" Rare Loot "Ooooh! Yeah!" "Oh! Dat is beautiful!" "Oh, absolutely! Abso-freakin-lootly!" "WOW!" "I don't know how it did it, but dis actually makes me more handsome!" "Holy crap!" "Oh, my holy freakin' stupid crap!" "Oh, my God! Oh, my God! OH, MY GOD!" Godlike Loot "For the first time in my life, I'm at a loss for words." "It's... perfect."

Duel-related responses

Starting a Duel

"Let's go." "Bring it." "Let's do dis." "You 'n me." "C'mon, tough guy!"

Duel Accepted

"Sweet!" "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!" "I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!" "Yeah, come get some, you frickin' wuss!" "Yeah!"

Duel Rejected

"You have got to be kidding!" "You gotta be kiddin' me!" "I can not believe this!" "Auugghh!" "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy." "I will never... stop... killing you." "Boooooooo!" "Frickin' unbelieveable." "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Wheel of Fate outcomes

Dance Off fate

"Born to dance! Born to dance, brother!"

Super Jump fate

"Hey, look at my feet!"

No Gravity fate

"Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?"

Big Head fate

"Oh God, my head is huge!" "Oh God. My head is huge!" "Oh, my head is so big!" "Oh, my beautiful head!" "Don't look at me, I'm hideous!" "Don't look at me, I'm slightly less handsome!"

Small Head fate

"Ahh, I gotta teeny tiny little head over here!" "Ahh, my teeny tiny little head!" "Oh, my head is so small!" "Oh, my beautiful head!" "Don't look at me, I'm hideous!" "Don't look at me, I'm slightly less handsome!" "Real small over here!"

Whammy fate (Bleeding variant)

"Ah, my blood! He spelled out all my blood!" "My blood!" "Ah, my blood!"

Positive fate

"Yeah, lookin' good over here!" "This ain't no spell, I am this good!"

Negative fate

"Uuh!" "Bluh!" "Uh oh." "Oh this ain't good." "Aww crap." "Aw crap."

During battle with Merasmus

Head turned into bomb

"Hehehe, you got a bomb on your head. Aw crap, I got a bomb on my head!" "Aw crap, I got a bomb on my head!" "Bomb on my head! Bomb on my head!" "Head bomb, head bomb, coming through!"

Successfully stun Merasmus

"Oh man! I'm gonna screw that wizard up!" "Yeah! Where you at Merasmus?" "Ye-he-ha-yeah!" "Oh hell yeah!" "Wuh huh huh hoo!" "Where you at Merasmus? Calling you out ya stupid wizard!" "He-hey, Siegfried and Roy! I am gonna mess...you...up!" "Wooh! Check it out Casper!" "I am gonna mess...you...up!"

Merasmus hides

"Yeah, you better hide, you wand-wavin' moron!"

Looking for Merasmus

"Come on out, ya see-through marshmallow!" "Get out here, spellcakes!" "I hate wizards so much." "Where da hell is that wizard?" "Hey Houdini, where ya hidin'?" "Aw, come on out, ya stupid wizard." "Nobody likes wizards, ya hear me? You're doomed to die alone." "I hate ghosts so much." "I hate ghosts so much. Just be solid already, stupid ghosts." "Y'all know what, you're not scary, you're just weird." "I'm gonna cave your little ghost skull in, magic man!" "We're gonna make you wish you never entered the Dark Arts!" "I'll show you some eldritch horror, H.P. Dumbcraft! (laughs)"

Miscellaneous

Falling in Bottomless Pit in Ghost Fort or Helltower

(screaming) (screaming) (screaming) "Holy crap, this goes on forever."

Scared by a Ghost

(shrieks) "So scared!" "Gah! Running!"

Unknown condition

"Next time a wizard asks you to be his roommate, you say 'No!', Soldier!"

地图 Helltower 回应

Round Start

"Let's get dis mummy movin', guys!" "Dis ol' fossil ain't gonna move himself, guys!"

Cart Stops

"Move da mummy!"

The Witching Hour: Bridge Appears

"Bridge is down!" "Woo! Dere's da bridge!" "Hey, get to da bridge!" "Bridge time, everybody!" "Get ta the island!" "Woo-hoo-hoo! Let's go get some free crap!" "It's da Witchin' Hour! Let's go!" "Free crap!"

Collected Normal Spell

"Oh, it's magic time!"

Collected Rare Spell

"I am the lord of all magic!" "I am a freakin' wizard!" "You shall not freakin' pass!" "I am full of freakin' magic!" "I! Love! Magic!"

Reacting to Rare Spells

"Can't. Stop. Da magic!" "So much magic!" "Are you freakin' kidding me?" "It's happening! Oh God! It's happening!" "It's too much magic! It's too much magic!" "No! NO! It's too much magic!" "We toiled in God's domain!" "Oh no! I knew dis would happen! I foresaw dis!"

施放魔咒

"Caputus crepitus!" "Pactum diabolus!" "Seismela stremoro!" "Barpo kabalto!" "Barpo invisium!" "Imputum fulmenus!" "Invokum Monoculus!" "Amplus tripudio!" "Paidum celeris!" "Ipsum instantarium!" "Deus invictus!" "Mortis animataris!"

物品-相关回应

装备巫毒诅咒的侦察兵灵魂时

Idle

"Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brother, I come back from the dead!" "Brains! Man, I would kill for some brains here!" "Hey, I love brains." "Aw, y-ya know what would hit the spot? Brains! They're delicious!" "It's not original, but it's true, I love brains."

装备闹鬼的折叠礼帽时

这些回应将覆盖该兵种原本的的默认回应。

Round Start

"Big muscles? Check. Scary hat? Check. All right, yeah! Let's do dis!" "You an' me, Scary Ghost Hat! Let's do dis!" "Let's go over da plan, Scary Hat. I'll run around an' be awesome, you float over my head. Got it?" "Oh man, look at dis hat! Dis hat's so scary, my head just got scared!" "You--you wanna see somethin' scary? Look slightly above my head. Yeah. Dat's right, scary ghost hat." "Oh man, look at dis scary hat, floatin' above my head like a ghost or somethin'. Oh, this hat's so great, I'm jealous of me!" "Hey! Check out my scary hat! Scary expensive, dat is! Yeah, I'm rich." "Wait'll these guys get a load of my hat! BAM! Yeah, it's haunted." "You guys notice anything new about me? Specifically the top part of my head? Yeah, it's a -- it's a super-scary hat. No big deal."

After Capturing Control Point

"Hey, it's okay, guys. Scary Hat and I got dis!" "Scary Hat and I got point!" "Stay frosty, Scary Hat!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward

"Push, Scary Hat! Push!" "Come on, Scary Hat! Push! I believe in you!"

After Picking Up Intelligence

"Nice work, Scary Hat!" "We're doin' this, Scary Hat!" "You an' me, Scary Hat!"

After Capturing Intelligence

"We did it, Scary Hat! We did it together." "He-hey, we did it, Scary Hat! You're my best friend." "We did it, Scary Hat! We did it because we're best friends." "Wait'll the guys see this, Scary Hat!"

Domination

"You just got dominated by a handsome man in a frightening hat. Deal wit' it!" "I know what you're asking yourself: 'Was I scared to death by this man's ghost hat?' But nah, I just killed ya."

Set on Fire

(scream) "Save yourself, Scary Hat!" (scream) "Scary Hat! This is all your fault!" (scream) "Oh God, my ghost hat's on fire!"

Scared by a Ghost

"Don't look, Scary Hat!" "Oh--oh my god, dat is almost as scary as my hat!"

装备着魔法佣兵时

这些回应将覆盖该兵种原本的的默认回应。

回合开始

"Clippity-clop, over here! I'm a pretty pink horse!" "是啊，笑吧！但你知道女孩最喜欢什么吗？独角兽！查一下吧！" "你可套不了马鞍给我，兄弟！我就像一阵粉红色的风”。" "是啊，笑吧！待会儿我就用这玩意捅爆你菊花。" "我可不是什么独角兽！我是一头粉色的犀牛！" "独角兽之力！"

控制敌人

"友谊可是超级魔法，我的朋友！" "你惹毛了一匹马？吃我一角！" "哦，我刚把我的蹄子踹进了你的屁股里了！" "独角兽就是这样放下该死伤痕的！" "独角兽就是这么做的，小子！" "你的童话故事结局在哪呢，长发姑娘？啊？它去哪儿了？！" "每当独角兽杀了你，你都可以许个愿！" "对，我刚才听到你笑了。但没关系——因为你已经死了！"

进攻方：炸弹车前进

"拜托，推啊！独角兽之力！"

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处于超能冲锋状态

"我是梦魇之月！" "我是无敌的独角兽！"

未使用的回应

控制敌人

以下的两句都没有唇同步 "你到底有没有尝试过？" "哟，你有看到我打中你了吗？"