Soldier responses

Kill-related responses

• Kill-streak with primary weapon
  • "Ka-boom!"
  • "Maggots!"
  • "Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes."
  • "You are all weak. You are all bleeders."
  • "This is my world. You are not welcome in my world."
  • "Time to inform your next of kin!"

• Killing a Demoman
  • "You will not be missed."
  • "I never liked you."
  • "You were loud and ugly and now you're DEAD! Amen."
  • "You're dead, that's good, amen."
  • "Godspeed you magnificent bastard."
  • "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best."

• Kill-streak while being healed
  • "Blammo!"
  • "Boom!"
  • "Pa-POW!"

• Destroying a building
  • "Charge!"
  • "Forward!"
  • "Screamin' Eagles!"
  • "Oh Yeah!"
  • "Hooah!"

• Participating in a kill-assist
  • "Thanks, soldier."

• Melee kill
  • "Yaaaaagh!"
  • "Yaaaaagh!"
  • "Yaaaaagh!"
  • "Yaaaaagh!"

Domination related responses

• Domination
  • Evil laughter
  • Evil laughter 2
  • Evil laughter 3
  • Happy laughter
  • Happy laughter 2
  • Happy laughter 3
  • Long laughter
  • Long laughter 2
  • "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
  • "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you."

• Dominating a Scout
  • "Dominated, short pants!"
  • "How's that domination feel, city boy?"
  • "You kids today don't know how to dominate."
  • "Less talk, more fight."
  • "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster."
  • "You run fast, my bullets run faster."
  • "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game."
  • "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them."
  • "Got anything funny to say about that, funny man?"
  • "Never send a boy to fight a man's war."
  • "You were in a big fat hurry to die, son."

• Dominating a Soldier
  • "Dominated, hippie! Get a job!"
  • "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!"
  • "You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!"
  • "What's the matter, hippie? Hair get in your eyes?"
  • "Get a haircut, hippie."
  • "You're a disgrace to the uniform."

• Dominating a Pyro
  • "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe."
  • "You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire."
  • "You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion FOR WAR."
  • "You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!"
  • "Fire is for cooking s'mores son, get a REAL GUN."
  • "Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated."
  • "Ha! You fight like a girl." (possibly a reference to the Pyro's ambiguous gender.)
  • "How do you like that, All-Quiet-On-The-Western-Front?"
  • "Get a haircut, hippie! (whispered) Just in case."

• Dominating a Demoman
  • "Dominated, you one eyed cross-dresser."
  • "Consider yourself dominated, you Scotch son of a bitch."
  • "Dominated, you skirt-twirling drunk."
  • "I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet."
  • "Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress."
  • "You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish, and I hate you."

• Dominating a Heavy
  • "You just got dominated, Sputnik."
  • "Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle, LOOK IT UP."
  • "You just got dominated, Comrade."
  • "Dominated, you red menace."
  • "Go play your pinko chess game with the devil, Commie."
  • "This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia."
  • "Checkmate, Stalingrad."

• Dominating an Engineer
  • "Dominated, grease monkey."
  • "You just got dominated, toymaker."
  • "Stop hiding behind your little toys and FIGHT LIKE A MAN."
  • "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!"
  • "That's where books get you, professor."
  • "Go back to Calgary, you cow-herdin' Canadian."

• Dominating a Medic
  • "You just got dominated, Oktoberfest."
  • "You just got dominated, Fritz."
  • "America wins again!"
  • "Ich bin I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS."
  • "Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED."
  • "I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!"
  • "Gotcha, Herr Doktor."

• Dominating a Sniper
  • "This is not a camping trip Sheila, this is war, and I love it!"
  • "You will not turn my battlefield into a campground."
  • "Now hear this camper, you are not wanted upon my beloved battlefield!"
  • "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife."
  • "You are a coward, and you've died like one."
  • "The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes."
  • "You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!"
  • "You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!"
  • "You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!"
  • "You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!"
  • "You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins!"
  • "You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!"
  • "Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake?"
  • "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!"

• Dominating a Spy
  • "Gotcha, crouton."
  • "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated."
  • "Ohh-honh-honh-honh-YOU'RE DOMINATED."
  • "Dominated, you rifle dropping coward."
  • "Hit the showers, Frenchie."
  • "Your white flag does not stop American bullets."
  • "Words cannot express how much I hate France right now."
  • "Bon voyage, crouton!"

• Revenge Kill
  • "Hehehyaaa!"
  • "Today is a good day."
  • "Outstanding!"

Event-related responses

• Round Start
  • "Charge!"
  • "Give 'em hell, boys!"
  • "Last one alive, lock the door!"
  • "Forward!"
  • "Attack!"
  • "Hehehyaaa!"

• Sudden Death
  • "Boooooo..."
  • "Each and every one of you has failed."
  • "Are you all trying for a Section Eight?"(Template:W is a type of discharge from the U.S military for reason of being "mentally unfit" for service.)
  • "Which of you numbnuts let us down?"
  • "You have dishonored this entire unit!"
  • "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!"
  • "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
  • "Down and give me twenty!"
  • "Get with the program!"
  • "If I have to crack some skulls I will."
  • "That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!"
  • "You are all dishonorably discharged."

• Teleportation
  • "Thanks."
  • "Thanks for the teleporter."
  • "Thanks, Engie."

• Healed by Medic
  • "You deserve a medal, Doc."
  • "Thanks for the aid."
  • "Thanks, Doc."

• While under the effect of an ÜberCharge
  • "I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum!"
  • "Each and every one of you is going to be sent home to your momma' in a box!"
  • "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!"
  • "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!"
  • "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!"
  • "You are scum! You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards!"

• Stalemate
  • "We've failed, men."
  • "I will not tolerate failure on my team."
  • Grumble

• Set on Fire
  • "Fire, fire, fire!"
  • "I am on fire!"
  • "The burning, the burning!"

• Achievement unlocked
  • "Now that is what I wanna see!"
  • "And that is how you do it, men!"
  • Long laughter
  • Happy laughter
  • "Screamin' Eagles!"

• Buff Banner/Battalion's Backup/Concheror Activated
  • Conch Shell Call
  • BLU Bugle Call
  • RED Bugle Call
  • "Charge!"
  • "Give 'em hell, boys!"
  • "Last one alive, lock the door!"
  • "Forward!"
  • "Attack!"
  • "Hehehyaaa!"

Objective-related responses

• After Capturing Intelligence
  • "This is my Intelligence."
  • "I have rescued my Intelligence."
  • "And that is how you do it, men!"

• After Capturing Control Point
  • "This point is mine! Do you understand that?"
  • "Now that is what I wanna see!"
  • "We have commandeered my point!"

• Standing on captured Point, firing weapon
  • "Stand... on... the... point, numbnuts!"
  • "Stand... on... the... point, maggot!"
  • "Stand... on... the... point, maggots!"

• Defense
  • "Boo-yah!"
  • "The worm has turned, gentlemen."
  • "Hoo-ah!"

Duel-related responses

• Starting a Duel
  • "Let's go!"
  • "Time to inform your next of kin!"
  • "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
  • "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!"
  • "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you."
  • "I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!"

• Duel Accepted
  • "Booyah!"
  • "Oh yeah."
  • "Okay!"
  • "Roger that!"
  • "If you know what's good for ya, you will run!"
  • "Affirmative!"

• Duel Rejected
  • "I never liked you."
  • "Boooooo..."
  • "You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!"

Unused Responses

• Critical Rocket Launcher Kill
  • "Crocket!"

• Unknown Condition
  • "We have you surrounded, at least from this side!"