Meet the Heavy

Meet the Heavy
Video Info
Released:	May 14, 2007
Run time:	1:29

"Meet the Heavy" Video Transcript

["Meet the Heavy" text appears]

[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy....and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun]She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer]It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds."

Heavy: [Laughs]

Heavy: [Checks Minigun]

Heavy: "Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright.. Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]

[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]

[Team Fortress 2 theme plays]

Heavy: "Beeeeehhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Wahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

[Pause]

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

Notes

• As the first 'experimental' Meet the Team video, the ending screen features the outdated official group pic of the classes and there is no introductory 'Meet the Heavy' title card. However, the alternate language, TF2 Official Blog and the Valve YouTube versions of the video have had these features added to make them consistent with the newer videos.

• The area where the Heavy is firing his Minigun is in the first stage of the Attack/Defend control point map Dustbowl, where he is standing on the large rock just outside of BLU spawn.

• The Heavy fires his Minigun for exactly twelve seconds.

• The Heavy's Minigun uses the old muzzle-flash in the video; it now has a softer appearance. This is because Valve's particle system was still being worked on. [1]