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|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Laughter when idle'''
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|title      = '''Idle'''
 
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|content    =  
 
* [[Media:Knight_laugh01.wav|(Evil laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Knight_laugh01.wav|(Evil laughter)]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal17.wav|"Must hide. Get '''stronger'''."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal17.wav|"Must hide. Get '''stronger'''."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal19.wav|"You have bested my magic! But can you ''withstand'' the '''dark''' power...of '''HIDING'''!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal19.wav|"You have bested my magic! But can you ''withstand'' the '''dark''' power...of '''HIDING'''!"]]
*'''If players are taking too long to find Merasmus'''
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** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles_demo_01.wav|"Demoman! Would you have your eye back? Come find me!"]]
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'''If players are taking too long to find Merasmus'''
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles01.wav|(malevolent laughter) "The ''longer'' I hide. The '''stronger''' I get."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles_demo_01.wav|"Demoman! Would you have your eye back? Come find me!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles04.wav|(liltingly) "I'm healing!" (dark laughter)]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles01.wav|(malevolent laughter) "The ''longer'' I hide. The '''stronger''' I get."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles05.wav|"Muhahaha. I'm ''healing'' myself. With ''healing magic''."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles04.wav|(liltingly) "I'm healing!" (dark laughter)]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles06.wav|"Muhahaha. I'm ''healing'' myself. With ''healing magic''. And aspirin."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles05.wav|"Muhahaha. I'm ''healing'' myself. With ''healing magic''."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles07.wav|(weak laughter) "The longer I hide, the '''stronger''' I get."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles06.wav|"Muhahaha. I'm ''healing'' myself. With ''healing magic''. And aspirin."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles08.wav|"The fools! They have ''no'' idea how '''strong''' I'm getting. Or how ''loud''...I'm..talking..."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles07.wav|(weak laughter) "The longer I hide, the '''stronger''' I get."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles09.wav|"He he he! I'm getting '''stronger'''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles08.wav|"The fools! They have ''no'' idea how '''strong''' I'm getting. Or how ''loud''...I'm..talking..."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles10.wav|"He he he he! I'm getting ''stronger''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles09.wav|"He he he! I'm getting '''stronger'''!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles11.wav|"Oh life courses back into my ''ghostly'' wizard veins!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles10.wav|"He he he he! I'm getting ''stronger''!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles12.wav|"Oh hiding heals my battered ghost body! It is a Halloween miracle!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles11.wav|"Oh life courses back into my ''ghostly'' wizard veins!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles14.wav|"If you don't find me soon, I'll get so strong I might '''die''' of strength (laughs) That's a ''real'' thing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles12.wav|"Oh hiding heals my battered ghost body! It is a Halloween miracle!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles15.wav|"Fools! A wizard heals himself right under your noses!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles14.wav|"If you don't find me soon, I'll get so strong I might '''die''' of strength (laughs) That's a ''real'' thing!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles16.wav|"Find me soon. I'm getting super strong and totally healed! (laughs) Hiding is the best!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles15.wav|"Fools! A wizard heals himself right under your noses!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles18.wav|"Oh I am healing ''so much'' hiding as this pumpkin. Oh no! I gave it away! Or ''did'' I? So much mystery."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles16.wav|"Find me soon. I'm getting super strong and totally healed! (laughs) Hiding is the best!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles20.wav|"Aah, hiding...healing...I might never come out."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles18.wav|"Oh I am healing ''so much'' hiding as this pumpkin. Oh no! I gave it away! Or ''did'' I? So much mystery."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles21.wav|"I am hiding, but as what? A pumpkin? A brick! Perhaps a harmless oil drum? Or a brick?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles20.wav|"Aah, hiding...healing...I might never come out."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles22.wav|"Come find me! ''If you dare''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles21.wav|"I am hiding, but as what? A pumpkin? A brick! Perhaps a harmless oil drum? Or a brick?"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles23.wav|"I'm hiding. But where? So much mystery!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles22.wav|"Come find me! ''If you dare''!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles24.wav|"The terrifying hiding mystery...continues!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles23.wav|"I'm hiding. But where? So much mystery!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles25.wav|"You'll never guess my disguise. It's too cunning!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles24.wav|"The terrifying hiding mystery...continues!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles26.wav|"Find me! ... Nope! Getting colder!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles25.wav|"You'll never guess my disguise. It's too cunning!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles27.wav|"''Find me!'' No, getting colder...colder...''colder''...colder!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles26.wav|"Find me! ... Nope! Getting colder!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles28.wav|"You fools! You will never find me!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles27.wav|"''Find me!'' No, getting colder...colder...''colder''...colder!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles29.wav|"Fools! You'll never find me!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles28.wav|"You fools! You will never find me!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles30.wav|"I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? ''Where?''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles29.wav|"Fools! You'll never find me!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles31.wav|"Where could I be?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles30.wav|"I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? ''Where?''"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles33.wav|"Hmmm. Where could the best wizard be hiding?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles31.wav|"Where could I be?"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles37.wav|(evil laughter)]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles33.wav|"Hmmm. Where could the best wizard be hiding?"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles41.wav|"Oh I'm not ''there''."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles37.wav|(evil laughter)]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles42.wav|"I'm inside your head!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles41.wav|"Oh I'm not ''there''."]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles44.wav|"''Close''. You're getting warmer!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles42.wav|"I'm inside your head!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles46.wav|"You're close! Oh, so close! Or are you?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles44.wav|"''Close''. You're getting warmer!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles47.wav|"You're close! Oh, you're ''so'' close!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles46.wav|"You're close! Oh, so close! Or are you?"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles48.wav|"Hmm. Where could I be?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles47.wav|"You're close! Oh, you're ''so'' close!"]]
** [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles49.wav|"Where could Merasmus be?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles48.wav|"Hmm. Where could I be?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles49.wav|"Where could Merasmus be?"]]
 
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== [[Scream Fortress 2013]]==
 
== [[Scream Fortress 2013]]==
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=== [[Non-playable characters##Blutarch_and_Redmond_Mann|Mann Brothers]] ===
 
[[File:Redmond.png|50px|left]]
 
[[File:Redmond.png|50px|left]]
 
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==== Payload Race ====
 
The following are the Payload Race responses as spoken by [[Redmond]] Mann (while on RED) and [[Blutarch]] Mann (while on BLU) on [[Helltower]].
 
The following are the Payload Race responses as spoken by [[Redmond]] Mann (while on RED) and [[Blutarch]] Mann (while on BLU) on [[Helltower]].
 
{{soundList
 
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose07.wav|"Noooooooo-" *fades off*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose07.wav|"Noooooooo-" *fades off*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose08.wav|"Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *fades off*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose08.wav|"Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *fades off*]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Victory in Hell'''
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|title      = '''Hell Outcomes'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
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''Victory''
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'''Redmond'''
 
'''Redmond'''
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win02 music.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *victory theme*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win02 music.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *victory theme*]]
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'''Blutarch'''
 
'''Blutarch'''
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win02 music.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes!" *victory theme*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win02 music.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes!" *victory theme*]]
}}
 
  
{{soundList
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''Loss''
|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Loss in Hell'''
 
|content    =
 
 
'''Redmond'''
 
'''Redmond'''
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose08 music.wav|"No! Nooooo!" *boos*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose08 music.wav|"No! Nooooo!" *boos*]]
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'''Blutarch'''
 
'''Blutarch'''
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose01 music.wav|"No! Noooooooo!" *boos*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose01 music.wav|"No! Noooooooo!" *boos*]]
}}
 
  
{{soundList
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''Stalemate''
|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Stalemate'''
 
|content    =
 
 
'''Redmond'''
 
'''Redmond'''
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing19 music.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing19 music.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*]]
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'''Blutarch'''
 
'''Blutarch'''
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost06 music.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost06 music.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*]]
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}}
 
}}
  
[[File:Backpack_Bombinomicon.png|50px|left]]
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==== Magic-Related ====
 
 
=== [[Helltower|Bombinomicon]] ===
 
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Hell Island welcome'''
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|title      = '''Spells have spawned'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro01.wav|"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro02.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death."]]
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'''Redmond'''
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro03.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells long01.wav|"Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughs*]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro04.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells01.wav|"Gather spells while you can!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro05.wav|"Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells02.wav|"Spells! Spells everywhere!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro06.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells03.wav|"Gather spells before they disappear!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro07.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells04.wav|"Grab the spells and cast them!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro08.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells05.wav|"Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro09.wav|"Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells06.wav|"Spells!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro10.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro11.wav|"Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are? Hell! Yes, pretty good."]]
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'''Blutarch'''
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro12.wav|"Guess what guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells01.wav|"Gather spells while you can!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro13.wav|"Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells02.wav|"Spells! Get them before they disappear!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro14.wav|"Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells03.wav|"Gather spells before they disappear!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro15.wav|"Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells04.wav|"Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro16.wav|"Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells05.wav|"Spells! Spells everywhere!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro17.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." (laughs eagerly) "Fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells06.wav|"Grab the spells and cast them!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro18.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells07.wav|"Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro19.wav|"Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go."]]
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}}
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro20.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death."]]
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}}
 
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Hell Island battle end'''
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|title      = '''The Witching Hour begins'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift01.wav|"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift."]]
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'''Redmond'''
*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift02.wav|"Hey, you made it."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight01.wav|"The Witching Hour!"]]
*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift03.wav|"There he is. Here's some free crap."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight02.wav|"It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!"]]
*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift04.wav|"Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight03.wav|"Yes, it's the Witching Hour!"]]
*[[Media:Sf13 bcon end01.wav|"Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight04.wav|"Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end02.wav|"Okay guys, first come first serve."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight05.wav|"The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end03.wav|"Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again01.wav|"It's midnight! Again!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end04.wav|"Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again02.wav|"The Witching Hour! Again!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end05.wav|"Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again03.wav|"It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end06.wav|"Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again04.wav|"It's midnight again?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end07.wav|"Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." (laughs) "Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again05.wav|"It's midnight! ...Again!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end08.wav|"Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again06.wav|"It's midnight..." *inhales* "Again!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end09.wav|"Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end10.wav|"Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!" (whispering) "I love you guys."]]
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'''Blutarch'''
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end11.wav|"Man, they're going to make ''you'' guys the Devil!" (laughs evilly) "Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight01.wav|"The Witching Hour!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end12.wav|"Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." (tearfully) "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight02.wav|"It's midnight!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end13.wav|"Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight03.wav|"Yes! It's the Witching Hour!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end14.wav|"Okay good, you're done! Man I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." (laughs jubilantly) "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight04.wav|"Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end15.wav|"Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But ''we'' are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight05.wav|"The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end16.wav|"Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" (chuckles) "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again01.wav|"It's midnight. Again!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again02.wav|"It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again03.wav|"It's happening again!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again04.wav|"It's happening ''again!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again05.wav|"It's midnight! Again!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again06.wav|"It's midnight again?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again07.wav|"It's midnight again!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again08.wav|"''It's midnight! Again!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again09.wav|"It's ''midnight again!''"]]
 
}}
 
}}
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{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Unknown Conditions'''
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|title      = '''Hell Island bridge is open'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc01.wav|"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best."]]
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'''Redmond'''
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc02.wav|"Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge01.wav|"The bridge is down!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc03.wav|"Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge02.wav|"The bridge, you fools! Get the ''good'' magic..."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc04.wav|"Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge03.wav|"Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc05.wav|"Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge04.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc06.wav|"Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge05.wav|"The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc07.wav|"Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" (laughs evilly) "I'm kidding." (whispers) "You guys are going to have go pretty soon."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge06.wav|"The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc08.wav|"Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge07.wav|"Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc09.wav|"Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" (laughter) "I am cracking myself up down here."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge08.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc10.wav|"Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge01.wav|"Cross the bridge!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc11.wav|"So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap."]]
+
 
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc12.wav|"One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts."]]
+
'''Blutarch'''
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc13.wav|"Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge02.wav|"The bridge is down!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc14.wav|"Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (laughs maliciously) "It's not me, we're in Hell."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge03.wav|"The bridge, you fools!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc15.wav|"Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge04.wav|"The bridge, you lackeys!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc16.wav|"Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than ''Lord of the Rings''!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge05.wav|"Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc17.wav|"Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge06.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc18.wav|"You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pause* "Ah! I knew it!" *joyous laughter* "Hell is so great, you guys."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge07.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc19.wav|"Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" (eager laughter) "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge08.wav|"The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc20.wav|"So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge09.wav|"Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc01.wav|"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc21.wav|"Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" (laughs maliciously) "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc22.wav|"Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" (laughter) "This was a test all along!" (more laughter) "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction."]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== Magic-Related ===
 
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Spells have spawned'''
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|title      = '''Enemies have spawned'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
 
 
'''Redmond'''
 
'''Redmond'''
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells long01.wav|"Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughs*]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies01.wav|"Zombies!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells01.wav|"Gather spells while you can!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies02.wav|"Hell zombies!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells02.wav|"Spells! Spells everywhere!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies03.wav|"Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells03.wav|"Gather spells before they disappear!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies04.wav|"Zombies, no! Wait... " *muttering* "Hold on, let me check... ''Oh god!'' Hell zombies!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells04.wav|"Grab the spells and cast them!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies05.wav|"The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells05.wav|"Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies06.wav|"Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- ''NO!'' That's bad!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells06.wav|"Spells!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies07.wav|"It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies08.wav|"We've awoken the Skeleton King!"]]
  
 
'''Blutarch'''
 
'''Blutarch'''
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells01.wav|"Gather spells while you can!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies01.wav|"The hell is happening now?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells02.wav|"Spells! Get them before they disappear!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies02.wav|"What's happening down there?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells03.wav|"Gather spells before they disappear!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies03.wav|"What the gravel is happening down there?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells04.wav|"Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies04.wav|"Aw, no! Zombies!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells05.wav|"Spells! Spells everywhere!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies05.wav|"Zombies!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells06.wav|"Grab the spells and cast them!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies06.wav|"Hell zombies!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells07.wav|"Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies07.wav|"Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just ''run!''"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies08.wav|"Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies09.wav|"Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies10.wav|"Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies11.wav|"Oh good, the Skeleton King's here."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies12.wav|"It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies13.wav|"Run! It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies14.wav|"It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies15.wav|"The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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==== Miscellaneous ====
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''The Witching Hour begins'''
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|title      = [[Non-playable characters##Blutarch_and_Redmond_Mann|Mann Brothers]] '''Arguing'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
'''Redmond'''
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue01.wav|(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight01.wav|"The Witching Hour!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue02.wav|(Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight02.wav|"It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue03.wav|(Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh*]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight03.wav|"Yes, it's the Witching Hour!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue04.wav|(Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, ''from heaven!'' While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh*]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight04.wav|"Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue05.wav|(Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) ''"Hell, Redmond!"'' (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight05.wav|"The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue06.wav|(Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "''DO do it!''" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again01.wav|"It's midnight! Again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue07.wav|(Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "''Do do it!''" (Blutarch "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again02.wav|"The Witching Hour! Again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue08.wav|(Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again03.wav|"It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue09.wav|(Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again04.wav|"It's midnight again?"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue10.wav|(Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again05.wav|"It's midnight! ...Again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue11.wav|(Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "''You'', Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again06.wav|"It's midnight..." *inhales* "Again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue12.wav|(Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I ''won't'' see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid ''I'll'' be the one not seeing ''you''!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!"]]
 
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue13.wav|(Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It ''is'' the Witching Hour!"]]
'''Blutarch'''
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue14.wav|(Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It ''is'' the Witching Hour!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight01.wav|"The Witching Hour!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue15.wav|(Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight02.wav|"It's midnight!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue16.wav|(Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight03.wav|"Yes! It's the Witching Hour!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue17.wav|(Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I ''only'' feel it!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight04.wav|"Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue18.wav|(Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing*]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight05.wav|"The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue19.wav|(Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again01.wav|"It's midnight. Again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue20.wav|(Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm ''sending you to hell''!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm ''not! Sorry!''"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again02.wav|"It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue21.wav|(Blutarch) Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it ''worth your while''. Now ''knock knock''" (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your ''brother'' Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "''I'm'' trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again03.wav|"It's happening again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue22.wav|(Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all ''your'' gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you ''dare'', Blutarch!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again04.wav|"It's happening ''again!''"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue23.wav|(Blutarch) "Yes! ''Yes!'' Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on brother. What could ''they'' possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!"]]  
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again05.wav|"It's midnight! Again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue24.wav|(Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!"]]  
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again06.wav|"It's midnight again?"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue25.wav|(Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "''This'' is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again07.wav|"It's midnight again!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue26.wav|(Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "''This'' is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again08.wav|"''It's midnight! Again!''"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue27.wav|(Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again09.wav|"It's ''midnight again!''"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue28.wav|(Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Hell Island bridge is open'''
+
|title      = '''Unknown condition'''
|content    =  
+
|content    =
'''Redmond'''
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge01.wav|"The bridge is down!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge02.wav|"The bridge, you fools! Get the ''good'' magic..."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge03.wav|"Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge04.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge05.wav|"The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge06.wav|"The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge07.wav|"Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge08.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge01.wav|"Cross the bridge!"]]
 
 
 
 
'''Blutarch'''
 
'''Blutarch'''
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge02.wav|"The bridge is down!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc01.wav|"This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing*]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge03.wav|"The bridge, you fools!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc02.wav|"It all makes perfect sense!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge04.wav|"The bridge, you lackeys!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc03.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge05.wav|"Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc04.wav|"All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the ''exact'' same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge06.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc05.wav|"I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they ''will'' prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle*]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge07.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc06.wav|"I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge08.wav|"The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge09.wav|"Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
 +
[[File:Backpack_Bombinomicon.png|50px|left]]
 +
 +
=== [[Helltower|Bombinomicon]] ===
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Enemies have spawned'''
+
|title      = '''Hell Island welcome'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
'''Redmond'''
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro01.wav|"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies01.wav|"Zombies!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro02.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies02.wav|"Hell zombies!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro03.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies03.wav|"Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro04.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies04.wav|"Zombies, no! Wait... " *muttering* "Hold on, let me check... ''Oh god!'' Hell zombies!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro05.wav|"Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies05.wav|"The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro06.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies06.wav|"Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- ''NO!'' That's bad!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro07.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies07.wav|"It's the Skeleton King!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro08.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies08.wav|"We've awoken the Skeleton King!"]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro09.wav|"Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
 
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro10.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death."]]
'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro11.wav|"Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are? Hell! Yes, pretty good."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies01.wav|"The hell is happening now?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro12.wav|"Guess what guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies02.wav|"What's happening down there?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro13.wav|"Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies03.wav|"What the gravel is happening down there?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro14.wav|"Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies04.wav|"Aw, no! Zombies!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro15.wav|"Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies05.wav|"Zombies!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro16.wav|"Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies06.wav|"Hell zombies!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro17.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." (laughs eagerly) "Fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies07.wav|"Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just ''run!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro18.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies08.wav|"Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro19.wav|"Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies09.wav|"Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro20.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies10.wav|"Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies11.wav|"Oh good, the Skeleton King's here."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies12.wav|"It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies13.wav|"Run! It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies14.wav|"It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies15.wav|"The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
 
=== Miscellaneous ===
 
 
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|title      = [[Non-playable characters##Blutarch_and_Redmond_Mann|Mann Brothers]] '''Arguing'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue01.wav|(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift01.wav|"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue02.wav|(Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift02.wav|"Hey, you made it."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue03.wav|(Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh*]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift03.wav|"There he is. Here's some free crap."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue04.wav|(Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, ''from heaven!'' While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh*]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift04.wav|"Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue05.wav|(Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) ''"Hell, Redmond!"'' (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?"]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon end01.wav|"Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue06.wav|(Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "''DO do it!''" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end02.wav|"Okay guys, first come first serve."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue07.wav|(Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "''Do do it!''" (Blutarch "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end03.wav|"Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue08.wav|(Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end04.wav|"Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue09.wav|(Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end05.wav|"Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue10.wav|(Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end06.wav|"Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue11.wav|(Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "''You'', Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end07.wav|"Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." (laughs) "Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue12.wav|(Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I ''won't'' see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid ''I'll'' be the one not seeing ''you''!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end08.wav|"Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue13.wav|(Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It ''is'' the Witching Hour!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end09.wav|"Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue14.wav|(Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It ''is'' the Witching Hour!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end10.wav|"Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!" (whispering) "I love you guys."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue15.wav|(Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end11.wav|"Man, they're going to make ''you'' guys the Devil!" (laughs evilly) "Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue16.wav|(Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end12.wav|"Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." (tearfully) "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue17.wav|(Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I ''only'' feel it!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end13.wav|"Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue18.wav|(Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end14.wav|"Okay good, you're done! Man I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." (laughs jubilantly) "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue19.wav|(Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end15.wav|"Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But ''we'' are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue20.wav|(Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm ''sending you to hell''!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm ''not! Sorry!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end16.wav|"Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" (chuckles) "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue21.wav|(Blutarch) Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it ''worth your while''. Now ''knock knock''" (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your ''brother'' Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "''I'm'' trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue22.wav|(Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all ''your'' gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you ''dare'', Blutarch!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue23.wav|(Blutarch) "Yes! ''Yes!'' Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on brother. What could ''they'' possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!"]]  
 
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue24.wav|(Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue25.wav|(Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "''This'' is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue26.wav|(Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "''This'' is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue27.wav|(Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue28.wav|(Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
 
{{soundList
 
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|title      = '''Unknown Conditions'''
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|content    =  
'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc01.wav|"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc01.wav|"This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc02.wav|"Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc02.wav|"It all makes perfect sense!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc03.wav|"Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc03.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc04.wav|"Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc04.wav|"All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the ''exact'' same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc05.wav|"Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea."]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc05.wav|"I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they ''will'' prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc06.wav|"Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!"]]
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc06.wav|"I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing."]]
+
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc07.wav|"Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" (laughs evilly) "I'm kidding." (whispers) "You guys are going to have go pretty soon."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc08.wav|"Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc09.wav|"Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" (laughter) "I am cracking myself up down here."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc10.wav|"Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc11.wav|"So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc12.wav|"One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc13.wav|"Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc14.wav|"Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (laughs maliciously) "It's not me, we're in Hell."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc15.wav|"Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc16.wav|"Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than ''Lord of the Rings''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc17.wav|"Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc18.wav|"You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pause* "Ah! I knew it!" *joyous laughter* "Hell is so great, you guys."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc19.wav|"Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" (eager laughter) "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc20.wav|"So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc01.wav|"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc21.wav|"Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" (laughs maliciously) "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc22.wav|"Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" (laughter) "This was a test all along!" (more laughter) "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction."]]
 
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== [[Scream Fortress VI]] (2014)==
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=== [[Merasmus]] ===
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==== Special Delivery ====
 
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===Necromasher===
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==== Curses ====
 
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|title      = '''Successful Crush'''
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|title      = '''Spell Effect Imminent'''
 
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 01.wav|"Necro-mashed!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 01.wav|"'''Incoming spell!'''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 03.wav|"Got you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 02.wav|"Spell coming at you!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 04.wav|"Ha!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 03.wav|"Incoming spell, mortals!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 05.wav|"Hah!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 04.wav|"''Incoming spell!''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 07.wav|"Merasmus!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 05.wav|"Incoming spell!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 08.wav|"Not so fast!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 09.wav|"You fool!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 11.wav|"Think fast!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 12.wav|"For Bonzo!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 13.wav|"EVIL!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
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|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Miss'''
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|title      = '''Big Head'''
|image      =  
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|image      = Fate_card_bighead.png
 
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 02.wav|"Damn you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 01.wav|"Big heads!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 03.wav|"Get back here!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 02.wav|"''Big heads!'' (wicked laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 04.wav|"''Next'' time!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 03.wav|"Big balloon heads! Haha! Hilarious!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 06.wav|"I ''had'' you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 05.wav|"'''Big balloon heads!'' Ahhh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Merasmus, you've done it again!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 07.wav|"No!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 06.wav|"Cranius Giganto!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 08.wav|"I'll give you that one!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 07.wav|"Big heads for everybody!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 09.wav|"Wait! Come back!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 01.wav|"Balloon Head spell! And that's just a ''taste'' of the spells ''I've'' been cooking up! Merasmus's getting a lot of buzz from some pretty big magical universities right now. I don't want to name drop...Hogwarts is very interested!"]] (See: [[w:Hogwarts|Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry]])
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 10.wav|"Wait, let me try that again."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 02.wav|"Balloon Heads! Just a little spell I cooked up last night. Oh what's that, '''Gandalf'''? You can't ''make'' people's heads into balloons? Ah ha ha! Well maybe you should cry ''hot tears'' into your stupid beard, because Merasmus is the best!"]] (See: [[w:Gandalf|Gandalf]])
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 11.wav|"SO CLOSE!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 04.wav|"Full disclosure: I've just filled your heads with eight gallons of ''pickle brine''! Wait, wait, wait, before you jump down my throat, you should know, it didn't cost me a thing!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 12.wav|"Oh, I almost got you."]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 06.wav|"This is one of those glass-half-empty scenarios! Downside, yes I just inflated all of your heads! Upside though, because I ''don't'' want you to worry, my head is fine."]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 13.wav|"Oh ho ho, you're good!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 07.wav|"Now what I've done here is inflate your head then ''fill'' the cavity with rotten '''garbage'''. I think I speak for everyone when I say, ''''Damn you Merasmus!''' (claps!) You've done it again!  Home run!'"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 14.wav|"I SPARED you! On purpose!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
===Curses===
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{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Spell Effect Imminent'''
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|title      = '''Melee Only'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 01.wav|"'''Incoming spell!'''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 01.wav|"No guns!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 02.wav|"Spell coming at you!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 03.wav|"''No guns!'' (laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 03.wav|"Incoming spell, mortals!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 04.wav|"'''No guns!''' (maniacal laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 04.wav|"''Incoming spell!''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 05.wav|"Nonus artilleriso!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 05.wav|"Incoming spell!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 06.wav|"'''''No guns!'''''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 01.wav|"Merasmus talks about guns like you ain't got none, mortals! That's because I ''sold'' them all! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 02.wav|"Your ''precious'' Second Amendment won't help you now, Soldier. No guns! For anyone!"]] (See: [[w:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution|Second Amendment]] of the [[w:United States Bill of Rights|Bill of Rights]])
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 03.wav|"Merasmus ''banishes'' your guns! (laughter) This isn't a Second Amendment thing by the way, it's non-politically motivated evil!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 04.wav|"Merasmus ''banishes'' your guns to the nether realms! Forever! Or perhaps only momentarily! Merasmus printed this spell off the Internet!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
 +
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Big Head'''
+
|title      = '''Submerging the area in Jarate'''
|image      = Fate_card_bighead.png
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|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 01.wav|"Big heads!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 01.wav|"''Underwater!''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 02.wav|"''Big heads!'' (wicked laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 02.wav|"Underwater!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 03.wav|"Big balloon heads! Haha! Hilarious!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 03.wav|"'''Underwater!''' (laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 05.wav|"'''Big balloon heads!'' Ahhh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Merasmus, you've done it again!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 04.wav|"Underwater! (cackling)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 06.wav|"Cranius Giganto!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 05.wav|"Sumarinus Jaratitos!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 07.wav|"Big heads for everybody!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 06.wav|"'''Under'''-water!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 01.wav|"Balloon Head spell! And that's just a ''taste'' of the spells ''I've'' been cooking up! Merasmus's getting a lot of buzz from some pretty big magical universities right now. I don't want to name drop...Hogwarts is very interested!"]] (See: [[w:Hogwarts|Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry]])
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 01.wav|"Swim mortals! Swim underwater until I... Oh. Oh, no! That's, that's not water, is it? Oh. Merasmus is ''so'' very, '''very''' sorry."]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 02.wav|"Balloon Heads! Just a little spell I cooked up last night. Oh what's that, '''Gandalf'''? You can't ''make'' people's heads into balloons? Ah ha ha! Well maybe you should cry ''hot tears'' into your stupid beard, because Merasmus is the best!"]] (See: [[w:Gandalf|Gandalf]])
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 03.wav|"Swim for Mersasmus' amusement, mortals! (laughter) Oh. Oh no! That is...that is '''not''' water. Uh, Merasmus, all...well all Merasmus can do is apologize."]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 04.wav|"Full disclosure: I've just filled your heads with eight gallons of ''pickle brine''! Wait, wait, wait, before you jump down my throat, you should know, it didn't cost me a thing!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 04.wav|"An ''ocean'' of water ''descends'' upon you. Drown mortals! Drown in...in... Hmm. Ok, all cards on the table, that was ''supposed'' to be water. I'm so sorry."]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 06.wav|"This is one of those glass-half-empty scenarios! Downside, yes I just inflated all of your heads! Upside though, because I ''don't'' want you to worry, my head is fine."]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 07.wav|"Now what I've done here is inflate your head then ''fill'' the cavity with rotten '''garbage'''. I think I speak for everyone when I say, ''''Damn you Merasmus!''' (claps!) You've done it again!  Home run!'"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 +
 +
==== Bumper Car Mini-games ====
  
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Melee Only'''
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|title      = '''Setup'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 01.wav|"No guns!"]]
+
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 03.wav|"''No guns!'' (laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 02.wav|"Yes! Bump! Bump your padded cars to a padded grave!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 04.wav|"'''No guns!''' (maniacal laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 03.wav|"The precious padding of your bumpy cars can't save you now! Unless you have padding '''''on your very souls'''''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 05.wav|"Nonus artilleriso!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 06.wav|"Bump, mortals! Bump for Bonzo's amusement! He is ''easily'' entertained! Ah ha ha ha ha!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 06.wav|"'''''No guns!'''''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 07.wav|"These bumper cars have no ''brakes''! A) Because they move relatively slowly, but B) Because there are no rules!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 01.wav|"Merasmus talks about guns like you ain't got none, mortals! That's because I ''sold'' them all! (laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 08.wav|"Don't forget to buckle-up mortals! Oh wait, there's no seat-belts! (laughter) Enjoy your five-mile-an-hour '''''death ride'''''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 02.wav|"Your ''precious'' Second Amendment won't help you now, Soldier. No guns! For anyone!"]] (See: [[w:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution|Second Amendment]] of the [[w:United States Bill of Rights|Bill of Rights]])
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 09.wav|"Bump away in these bumper cars, fools! Bump yourselves to madness!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 03.wav|"Merasmus ''banishes'' your guns! (laughter) This isn't a Second Amendment thing by the way, it's non-politically motivated evil!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 10.wav|"These are no normal bumper cars! They will bump you to the edge of sanity itself!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 04.wav|"Merasmus ''banishes'' your guns to the nether realms! Forever! Or perhaps only momentarily! Merasmus printed this spell off the Internet!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 11.wav|"Go for a spin, mortals, in my smack carts of the black arts! My scream machines! My bumper cars! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 12.wav|"Strap in mortals to my vile vessels of vehicular villainy! My damnation wagons! My bumper scars! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 13.wav|"Take a seat mortals in my murder machines of malevolent mayhem! My hearses with curses! My bumper scars!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 14.wav|"I hope none of you are pregnant or have an existing heart condition! Because you about to be jostled like you've never been jostled before!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 15.wav|"Welcome, mortals to my ''stationary'' cars! Oh no wait, they're bumper cars! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Get ready for the ''bumping'' of '''your life'''!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 16.wav|"Go ahead and try the brakes! They won't work! You're trapped in a runaway bumper car! Strap in for a five-mile-an-hour Hell ride!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 17.wav|"Don't fall off the track, mortals! Bonzo's hungry tonight! Especially for you, Spy! Bonzo '''loves''' French food!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 18.wav|"I'd love to ''join'' you down there, mortals, but I have a heart condition and the rules are clearly posted. I'm with you, it's ridiculous. '''Write your congressman!'''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 19.wav|"I don't want to scare you, but bumper cars aren't meant to go this fast! (laughter) That's right, they're non-OSHA-compliant! Awoooo!"]] (See: [[w:Occupational Safety and Health Administration|OSHA]])
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 20.wav|"Strap in mortals to my thumper cars! They're not as fast as ''actual'' cars, but '''faster''' than a bumper car is meant to go! So...that's... still pretty scary!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
 +
===== Duck Hunt =====
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Submerging the area in Jarate'''
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|title      = '''Setup'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 01.wav|"''Underwater!''"]]
+
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 02.wav|"Underwater!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 01.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 03.wav|"'''Underwater!''' (laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 02.wav|"''Welcome'' to the Looting Gallery! (laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 04.wav|"Underwater! (cackling)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 03.wav|"Welcome, mortals, to the Looting Gallery!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 05.wav|"Sumarinus Jaratitos!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 04.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Collect Ducks to win! Kill the other team to win! Do ''whatever''! It takes! To win! Because believe me, '''''you don't want to lose!'''''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 06.wav|"'''Under'''-water!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 05.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery, mortals! Whoever gets the the most Ducks wins! Whoever gets the least ducks, does not win! I'm assuming that you're all a little dim, so Merasmus is laying this out as simply as possible."]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 01.wav|"Swim mortals! Swim underwater until I... Oh. Oh, no! That's, that's not water, is it? Oh. Merasmus is ''so'' very, '''very''' sorry."]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 06.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery! The team that captures the most prizes wins! The team that pushes the other team off the track, ''shrieking'' to their deaths, also wins! But much, much faster!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 03.wav|"Swim for Mersasmus' amusement, mortals! (laughter) Oh. Oh no! That is...that is '''not''' water. Uh, Merasmus, all...well all Merasmus can do is apologize."]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 04.wav|"An ''ocean'' of water ''descends'' upon you. Drown mortals! Drown in...in... Hmm. Ok, all cards on the table, that was ''supposed'' to be water. I'm so sorry."]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Bonus Ducks from crashing into an enemy player'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
  
=== Bumper Cars Mini-games ===
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 01.wav|"Bonus Ducks!"]]
 
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 02.wav|"''Bonus Ducks!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 03.wav|"''Bonus'' Ducks!"]]
 +
}}
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Setup'''
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|title      = '''Ducks have moved'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
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|content    =  
 
|content    =  
  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 02.wav|"Yes! Bump! Bump your padded cars to a padded grave!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 01.wav|"I've moved the Ducks!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 03.wav|"The precious padding of your bumpy cars can't save you now! Unless you have padding '''''on your very souls'''''!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 02.wav|"I've ''moved'' the Ducks!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 06.wav|"Bump, mortals! Bump for Bonzo's amusement! He is ''easily'' entertained! Ah ha ha ha ha!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 03.wav|"The Ducks have ''moved'', mortals!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 07.wav|"These bumper cars have no ''brakes''! A) Because they move relatively slowly, but B) Because there are no rules!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 04.wav|"The Ducks... have moved. mortals!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 08.wav|"Don't forget to buckle-up mortals! Oh wait, there's no seat-belts! (laughter) Enjoy your five-mile-an-hour '''''death ride'''''!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 05.wav|"Now the Duck are over here!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 09.wav|"Bump away in these bumper cars, fools! Bump yourselves to madness!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 06.wav|"The Ducks...HAVE MOVED!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 10.wav|"These are no normal bumper cars! They will bump you to the edge of sanity itself!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 07.wav|"The Ducks have moved ''elsewhere''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 11.wav|"Go for a spin, mortals, in my smack carts of the black arts! My scream machines! My bumper cars! (laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 08.wav|"Now the Ducks...are over there!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 12.wav|"Strap in mortals to my vile vessels of vehicular villainy! My damnation wagons! My bumper scars! (laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 09.wav|"Now the Ducks are over there!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 13.wav|"Take a seat mortals in my murder machines of malevolent mayhem! My hearses with curses! My bumper scars!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 14.wav|"I hope none of you are pregnant or have an existing heart condition! Because you about to be jostled like you've never been jostled before!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 15.wav|"Welcome, mortals to my ''stationary'' cars! Oh no wait, they're bumper cars! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Get ready for the ''bumping'' of '''your life'''!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 16.wav|"Go ahead and try the brakes! They won't work! You're trapped in a runaway bumper car! Strap in for a five-mile-an-hour Hell ride!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 17.wav|"Don't fall off the track, mortals! Bonzo's hungry tonight! Especially for you, Spy! Bonzo '''loves''' French food!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 18.wav|"I'd love to ''join'' you down there, mortals, but I have a heart condition and the rules are clearly posted. I'm with you, it's ridiculous. '''Write your congressman!'''"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 19.wav|"I don't want to scare you, but bumper cars aren't meant to go this fast! (laughter) That's right, they're non-OSHA-compliant! Awoooo!"]] (See: [[w:Occupational Safety and Health Administration|OSHA]])
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 20.wav|"Strap in mortals to my thumper cars! They're not as fast as ''actual'' cars, but '''faster''' than a bumper car is meant to go! So...that's... still pretty scary!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
===== Duck Hunt =====
 
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Setup'''
+
|title      = '''Outcomes'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
 
+
''RED Wins''
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 01.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt redwin 01.wav|"RED grabbed the most Ducks! RED wins!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 02.wav|"''Welcome'' to the Looting Gallery! (laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt redwin 02.wav|"You got the most Ducks, RED! You win!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 03.wav|"Welcome, mortals, to the Looting Gallery!"]]
+
''BLU wins''
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 04.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Collect Ducks to win! Kill the other team to win! Do ''whatever''! It takes! To win! Because believe me, '''''you don't want to lose!'''''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bluwin 01.wav|"BLU grabbed the most Ducks! BLUE wins!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 05.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery, mortals! Whoever gets the the most Ducks wins! Whoever gets the least ducks, does not win! I'm assuming that you're all a little dim, so Merasmus is laying this out as simply as possible."]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 06.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery! The team that captures the most prizes wins! The team that pushes the other team off the track, ''shrieking'' to their deaths, also wins! But much, much faster!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|title      = '''Bonus Ducks from crashing into an enemy player'''
 
|image      =
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =
 
|content    =
 
  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 01.wav|"Bonus Ducks!"]]
+
===== Falling Platforms =====
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 02.wav|"''Bonus Ducks!''"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 03.wav|"''Bonus'' Ducks!"]]
 
}}
 
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Ducks have moved'''
+
|title      = '''Setup'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
 
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 01.wav|"Falling Platforms!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 01.wav|"I've moved the Ducks!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 02.wav|"Welcome, to Falling Platforms! (laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 02.wav|"I've ''moved'' the Ducks!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 03.wav|"Welcome to a game I call: Falling Platforms! (evil laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 03.wav|"The Ducks have ''moved'', mortals!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 04.wav|"''One'' of these platforms '''won't''' plunge you to '''''to your doom!''''' (cackling)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 04.wav|"The Ducks... have moved. mortals!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 05.wav|"One of these platforms will be your salvation! The others will plunge you to your ''doom''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 05.wav|"Now the Duck are over here!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 06.wav|"Only ''one'' of these platforms '''won't''' plunge you to your death! Can you find it in time? If I were you, ''I'd give it a shot!''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 06.wav|"The Ducks...HAVE MOVED!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 07.wav|"All but ''one'' of these platforms will ''fall'' into the abyss below you! But which one? (laughter) If the fall doesn't kill you, the suspense '''will'''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 07.wav|"The Ducks have moved ''elsewhere''!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 08.wav|"Welcome to a game I call "Falling Platforms" for a reason that is shrouded in mystery. But will soon be very...very ''incredibly obvious!''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 08.wav|"Now the Ducks...are over there!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 09.wav|"The goal of this game is simple: one of these platforms...'''''won't plummet you to your doom!''''' The others...'''''will plummet your to your doom!'''''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 09.wav|"Now the Ducks are over there!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 10.wav|"These aren't ''normal'' platforms, mortals! All of them...'''are evil!''' Except for '''one!''' Which is '''nice!''' The evil ones will '''plunge you to your doom!''' The nice one...'''will remain stationary!'''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 12.wav|"''None'' of these platforms will suddenly plunge you to your death! You're perfectly safe! Drive slowly mortals and chat amongst yourselves!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Outcomes'''
+
|title      = '''Safe Platform revealed'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
''RED Wins''
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal01.wav|"Go, go, go, go! It's that one!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt redwin 01.wav|"RED grabbed the most Ducks! RED wins!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal02.wav|"There, that one! Go, go, go, go!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt redwin 02.wav|"You got the most Ducks, RED! You win!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal03.wav|"There! There, there, there, there, there, there!"]]
''BLU wins''
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal04.wav|"Oh there! That one! ''That one!'' ''THAT ONE!''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bluwin 01.wav|"BLU grabbed the most Ducks! BLUE wins!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal05.wav|"Oh, it's that one! Go, go, go, go, go!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal06.wav|"AH! That one! Go! Go, go, go!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal07.wav|"There it is! Hurry you fools! Hurry!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal08.wav|"''There is it!'' Hurry you fools, hurry!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal09.wav|"Ooh! There! That one! That one!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
 
===== Falling Platforms =====
 
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Setup'''
+
|title      = '''Overtime'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 01.wav|"Falling Platforms!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 01.wav|"You all win! ''At failing!'' '''''Time to die mortals!'''''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 02.wav|"Welcome, to Falling Platforms! (laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 02.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 03.wav|"Welcome to a game I call: Falling Platforms! (evil laughter)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 03.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 04.wav|"''One'' of these platforms '''won't''' plunge you to '''''to your doom!''''' (cackling)"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 04.wav|"''Kill'' them all, Horsemann!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 05.wav|"One of these platforms will be your salvation! The others will plunge you to your ''doom''!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 05.wav|"Enough! I summon the Headless! Horseless! Horsemann!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 06.wav|"Only ''one'' of these platforms '''won't''' plunge you to your death! Can you find it in time? If I were you, ''I'd give it a shot!''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 07.wav|"Kill them all, Horsemann!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 07.wav|"All but ''one'' of these platforms will ''fall'' into the abyss below you! But which one? (laughter) If the fall doesn't kill you, the suspense '''will'''!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 08.wav|"Welcome to a game I call "Falling Platforms" for a reason that is shrouded in mystery. But will soon be very...very ''incredibly obvious!''"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 09.wav|"The goal of this game is simple: one of these platforms...'''''won't plummet you to your doom!''''' The others...'''''will plummet your to your doom!'''''"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 10.wav|"These aren't ''normal'' platforms, mortals! All of them...'''are evil!''' Except for '''one!''' Which is '''nice!''' The evil ones will '''plunge you to your doom!''' The nice one...'''will remain stationary!'''"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 12.wav|"''None'' of these platforms will suddenly plunge you to your death! You're perfectly safe! Drive slowly mortals and chat amongst yourselves!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 +
===== Soccer =====
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Safe Platform revealed'''
+
|title      = '''Setup'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal01.wav|"Go, go, go, go! It's that one!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 01.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal02.wav|"There, that one! Go, go, go, go!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 02.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer, everyone!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal03.wav|"There! There, there, there, there, there, there!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 03.wav|"''Bumper Cars Soccer!'' Awoo!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal04.wav|"Oh there! That one! ''That one!'' ''THAT ONE!''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 04.wav|"(evil laughter) ''Bumper Cars Soccer!''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal05.wav|"Oh, it's that one! Go, go, go, go, go!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 05.wav|"Ancient Sumerian Bumper Cars Soccer!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal06.wav|"AH! That one! Go! Go, go, go!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 06.wav|"The time has come! For Ancient Sumerian Bumper Car Death Soccer!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal07.wav|"There it is! Hurry you fools! Hurry!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 07.wav|"Welcome to Soccer, mortals! Or as we call it in the dark realms before time: '''Sumerian Rules Bumpy Car Football'''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal08.wav|"''There is it!'' Hurry you fools, hurry!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 08.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer! The most diabolical game in history. Invented by the Ancient Sumerian Circus Association as a way to keep score...'''''of being evil'''''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal09.wav|"Ooh! There! That one! That one!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Overtime'''
+
|title      = '''Goal'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 01.wav|"You all win! ''At failing!'' '''''Time to die mortals!'''''"]]
+
''RED''
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 02.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 03.wav|"RED scores a goal!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 03.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 04.wav|"RED scores!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 04.wav|"''Kill'' them all, Horsemann!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 05.wav|"Goal for RED!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 05.wav|"Enough! I summon the Headless! Horseless! Horsemann!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 06.wav|"GOAL for RED!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 07.wav|"Kill them all, Horsemann!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 08.wav|"Ah ha ha ha ha! Goal for RED!"]]
 +
 
 +
''BLU''
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 01.wav|"BLU scores a goal!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 02.wav|"BLU scores!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 07.wav|"GOAL for BLU!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 09.wav|"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ''Goal for BLU!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 10.wav|"Na ha ha! Goal for BLU!"]]
 +
 
 +
''Deciding point''
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal throwup 01.wav|"Goal for RED...''disgusting goal!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal throwup 02.wav|"Goal for BLU...''disgusting goal!''"]]
 
}}
 
}}
===== Soccer =====
+
 
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Setup'''
+
|title      = '''Overtime'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 01.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 01.wav|"Kill them all, Horsemann! (laughter)"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 02.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer, everyone!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 02.wav|"Horsemann! Wrap this up!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 03.wav|"''Bumper Cars Soccer!'' Awoo!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 05.wav|"Death to all of you! Death, by Horsemann!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 04.wav|"(evil laughter) ''Bumper Cars Soccer!''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 06.wav|"Prepare to die, mortals! By the hands of the Horsemann!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 05.wav|"Ancient Sumerian Bumper Cars Soccer!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 07.wav|"I summon the Headless Horseless Horsemann, to kill you all for my amusement! And I'm not amused easily, so he's ''really'' going to slaughter the Hell out of you! Oh, this is going to get '''dark''', everyone!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 06.wav|"The time has come! For Ancient Sumerian Bumper Car Death Soccer!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 08.wav|"You're taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped. So I made some ''phone calls''! Kill them all, Horsemann!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 07.wav|"Welcome to Soccer, mortals! Or as we call it in the dark realms before time: '''Sumerian Rules Bumpy Car Football'''!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 09.wav|"No, this is ''taking'' too long! Say hello to an old friend of mine: the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 08.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer! The most diabolical game in history. Invented by the Ancient Sumerian Circus Association as a way to keep score...'''''of being evil'''''!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 10.wav|"It's the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody! The star of Scream Fortress 2! No autographs or flash photography, please. He's ''just'' here to ''kill'' you!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 11.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone! (claps) Give it up. (claps) ''Give it up.''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 12.wav|"What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the ''Horseless'' Headless Horsemann!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
 +
 +
==== Outcomes ====
 +
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Goal'''
+
|title      = '''Overtime'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
''RED''
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 01.wav|"This is taking too long!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 03.wav|"RED scores a goal!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 02.wav|"You '''bore''' Merasmus! Time to make this more interesting!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 04.wav|"RED scores!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 03.wav|"Alright, let's ''finish'' this! Merasmus is...getting a little ''bored'' watching you!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 05.wav|"Goal for RED!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 04.wav|"Alright, this is getting ''embarrassing''! Merasmus is a ''busy'' wizard!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 06.wav|"GOAL for RED!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 05.wav|"I see in my crystal ball that you will '''never''' win this game!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 08.wav|"Ah ha ha ha ha! Goal for RED!"]]
+
}}
  
''BLU''
+
{{SoundList
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 01.wav|"BLU scores a goal!"]]
+
|colour    = #F3A957
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 02.wav|"BLU scores!"]]
+
|title      = '''Win'''
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 07.wav|"GOAL for BLU!"]]
+
|image      =
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 09.wav|"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ''Goal for BLU!''"]]
+
|image-size = 25px
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 10.wav|"Na ha ha! Goal for BLU!"]]
+
|image-link =
 
+
|content    =
''Deciding point''
+
''RED Wins''
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal throwup 01.wav|"Goal for RED...''disgusting goal!''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 01.wav|"RED wins!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal throwup 02.wav|"Goal for BLU...''disgusting goal!''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 02.wav|"''RED'' wins!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 03.wav|"RED wins!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 04.wav|"RED wins! Ha ha ha!"]]
 +
''BLU Wins''
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 01.wav|"BLU wins!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 02.wav|"''BLU wins!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 03.wav|"BLU WINS!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 04.wav|"BLU wins! Awoo!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Overtime'''
+
|title      = '''All players on other team have been ghostified'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 01.wav|"Kill them all, Horsemann! (laughter)"]]
+
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 02.wav|"Horsemann! Wrap this up!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 01.wav|"You win! Everyone else is ''dead''!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 05.wav|"Death to all of you! Death, by Horsemann!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 03.wav|"You've ''killed'' everyone on the other team! Good stuff, guys! Merasmus is...getting a little misty here."]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 06.wav|"Prepare to die, mortals! By the hands of the Horsemann!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 04.wav|"So instead of ''winning'' the game honestly, you just ''killed'' everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 07.wav|"I summon the Headless Horseless Horsemann, to kill you all for my amusement! And I'm not amused easily, so he's ''really'' going to slaughter the Hell out of you! Oh, this is going to get '''dark''', everyone!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 05.wav|"''You win!'' Everyone is dead!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 08.wav|"You're taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped. So I made some ''phone calls''! Kill them all, Horsemann!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 06.wav|"You win! By murder!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 09.wav|"No, this is ''taking'' too long! Say hello to an old friend of mine: the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 07.wav|"You win! ''By murder!''"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 10.wav|"It's the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody! The star of Scream Fortress 2! No autographs or flash photography, please. He's ''just'' here to ''kill'' you!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 11.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone! (claps) Give it up. (claps) ''Give it up.''"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 12.wav|"What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the ''Horseless'' Headless Horsemann!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
==== Outcomes ====
 
  
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Overtime'''
+
|title      = '''Stalemate'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 01.wav|"This is taking too long!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus stalemate 01.wav|"Wait, ''all'' of you died? You have got to be kidding Merasmus!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 02.wav|"You '''bore''' Merasmus! Time to make this more interesting!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start stalemate 01.wav|"Fools! You've murdered yourselves to a stalemate!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 03.wav|"Alright, let's ''finish'' this! Merasmus is...getting a little ''bored'' watching you!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 01.wav|"''You'' lose!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 04.wav|"Alright, this is getting ''embarrassing''! Merasmus is a ''busy'' wizard!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 02.wav|"You lose!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 05.wav|"I see in my crystal ball that you will '''never''' win this game!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 03.wav|"'''You lose!'''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 04.wav|"You...lose! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 05.wav|"You lose!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
 +
== Unused responses ==
 +
 +
===Necromasher===
 +
''Note: Believed to have been meant to be used when interacting with the Necromasher in the [[Carnival of Carnage]].''
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Win'''
+
|title      = '''Successful Crush'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
''RED Wins''
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 01.wav|"Necro-mashed!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 01.wav|"RED wins!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 03.wav|"Got you!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 02.wav|"''RED'' wins!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 04.wav|"Ha!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 03.wav|"RED wins!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 05.wav|"Hah!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 04.wav|"RED wins! Ha ha ha!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 07.wav|"Merasmus!"]]
''BLU Wins''
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 08.wav|"Not so fast!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 01.wav|"BLU wins!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 09.wav|"You fool!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 02.wav|"''BLU wins!''"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 11.wav|"Think fast!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 03.wav|"BLU WINS!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 12.wav|"For Bonzo!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 04.wav|"BLU wins! Awoo!"]]
+
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 13.wav|"EVIL!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
 
 
{{SoundList
 
{{SoundList
 
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|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''All players on other team have been ghostified'''
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|title      = '''Miss'''
 
|image      =  
 
|image      =  
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
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|content    =  
 
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 02.wav|"Damn you!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 01.wav|"You win! Everyone else is ''dead''!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 03.wav|"Get back here!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 03.wav|"You've ''killed'' everyone on the other team! Good stuff, guys! Merasmus is...getting a little misty here."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 04.wav|"''Next'' time!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 04.wav|"So instead of ''winning'' the game honestly, you just ''killed'' everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 06.wav|"I ''had'' you!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 05.wav|"''You win!'' Everyone is dead!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 07.wav|"No!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 06.wav|"You win! By murder!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 08.wav|"I'll give you that one!"]]
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 07.wav|"You win! ''By murder!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 09.wav|"Wait! Come back!"]]
}}
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 10.wav|"Wait, let me try that again."]]
 
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 11.wav|"SO CLOSE!"]]
{{SoundList
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 12.wav|"Oh, I almost got you."]]
|colour    = #F3A957
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 13.wav|"Oh ho ho, you're good!"]]
|title      = '''Stalemate'''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 14.wav|"I SPARED you! On purpose!"]]
|image      =
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =
 
|content    =
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus stalemate 01.wav|"Wait, ''all'' of you died? You have got to be kidding Merasmus!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start stalemate 01.wav|"Fools! You've murdered yourselves to a stalemate!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 01.wav|"''You'' lose!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 02.wav|"You lose!"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 03.wav|"'''You lose!'''"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 04.wav|"You...lose! (laughter)"]]
 
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 05.wav|"You lose!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
  

Revision as of 09:37, 6 December 2014

Pumpkin.png

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after a player or character has achieved something, for instance killing enemies. Previous Halloween updates have released several Halloween Bosses/characters: the Horseless Headless Horsemann, MONOCULUS, Merasmus, Bombinomicon, and the Mann Brothers Redmond and Blutarch. They each have several vocal responses, all of which are listed below.

Scream Fortress Update (2010)

Backpack Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.png

Horseless Headless Horsemann

HHH.png  Spawn
Idle
Killicon horseless headless horsemann's headtaker.png  Attacking
Ghost Yikes!.png  Boo! Taunt
Taking heavy damage
Health dead.png  Death


Very Scary Halloween Special (2011)

Backpack MONOCULUS!.png

Monoculus

Laughter
Stunned
Enraged
Teleports
Taking heavy damage
Death


Spectral Halloween Special (2012)

Backpack Skull Island Topper.png

Merasmus

Appears

Attacking

Lashing out with staff
Ranged spells
Summoning bombs
Time passes without encountering a victim
Magic words
Magic backfires
Taking heavy damage
Player hits Merasmus with headbomb

Hiding

Disguised as a prop

If players are taking too long to find Merasmus

Found

Battle outcomes

Leaves
Defeated

Wheel of Fate outcomes

Spinning the Wheel of Fate
Fate card bighead.png  Big Head fate
Fate card shrunkenhead.png  Small Head fate
Fate card superspeed.png  Super Speed fate
Fate card dance.png  Dance fate
Fate card skull.png  Whammy fates
Fate card lowgravity.png  Low Gravity fate
Fate card highjump.png  Super Jump fate
Fate card critboost.png  Guaranteed Critical Hit fate
Fate card ubercharge.png  ÜberCharge fate


Backpack Bombinomicon.png

Bombinomicon

Attached to player's head
Held up
Skull Island welcome
Backpack Skull Island Topper.png  Upon getting the Skull Island Topper


Scream Fortress 2013

Mann Brothers

Redmond.png

Payload Race

The following are the Payload Race responses as spoken by Redmond Mann (while on RED) and Blutarch Mann (while on BLU) on Helltower.

Gette it Onne!.png  Round Start

Redmond

Blutarch

RED team in the lead

Redmond

Blutarch

BLU team in the lead

Redmond

Blutarch

Redmond nearing final checkpoint

Redmond

Blutarch

Blutarch nearing final checkpoint

Redmond

Blutarch

Payload Race won

Redmond

Blutarch

Payload Race lost

Redmond

Blutarch

Hell Outcomes

Victory

Redmond

Blutarch

Loss

Redmond

Blutarch

Stalemate

Redmond

Blutarch

Magic-Related

Spells have spawned

Redmond

Blutarch

The Witching Hour begins

Redmond

Blutarch

Hell Island bridge is open

Redmond

Blutarch

Enemies have spawned

Redmond

Blutarch


Miscellaneous

Mann Brothers Arguing
Unknown condition

Blutarch

Backpack Bombinomicon.png

Bombinomicon

Hell Island welcome
Hell Island battle end
Unknown Conditions


Eternaween

The following are mysteriously spoken by Merasmus when voting for Enteraween successfully passes.

Backpack Enchantment Eternaween.png  Eternaween Activated

Scream Fortress VI (2014)

Backpack Skull Island Topper.png

Merasmus

Special Delivery

Setup.png  Setup time
Dead Heat Icon.png  Match Start

Upon return

Upon second return

Preparing to capture the Tickets
Tickets spawn


Nagging

Tickets respawn
Tickets taken by player/ally
Tickets taken by enemy
Tickets dropped by player/ally
Tickets dropped by enemy
Cap-ogee.png  Player/ally is riding the Strongmann
Cap-ogee.png  Enemy is riding the elevator to the Strongmann
Tickets successfully delivered to the Strongmann

Generic

By RED

By BLU

General Purpose

Curses

Spell Effect Imminent
Fate card bighead.png  Big Head
Melee Only
Submerging the area in Jarate

Bumper Car Mini-games

Setup
Duck Hunt
Setup
Bonus Ducks from crashing into an enemy player
Ducks have moved
Outcomes

RED Wins

BLU wins

Falling Platforms
Setup
Safe Platform revealed
Overtime
Soccer
Setup
Goal

RED

BLU

Deciding point

Overtime

Outcomes

Overtime
Win

RED Wins

BLU Wins

All players on other team have been ghostified
Stalemate

Unused responses

Necromasher

Note: Believed to have been meant to be used when interacting with the Necromasher in the Carnival of Carnage.

Successful Crush
Miss

See also