Soldier responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 2 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Maggots!"
• "Time to inform your next of kin!"
• "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
• "Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes."
• "You are all weak. You are all bleeders."
• "This is my world. You are not welcome in my world."

Kill Assist

• "Thanks, soldier."
• "Outstanding!"

Domination of a Single Opponent

• [Mirthful Laughter]

Domination of Two Opponents

• [Laughter]
• "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you."

Domination of Three or More Opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Revenge Kill

• "Today is a good day."
• "Hehehyaaa!"

Teleportation

• "Thanks."
• "Thanks for the teleporter."
• "Thanks, Engie."

Healed by Medic

• "You deserve a medal, Doc."
• "Thanks for the aid."
• "Thanks, Doc."

After Capturing Intelligence/Control Point

• "This is my Intelligence."
• "I have rescued my Intelligence."
• "And that is how you do it, men!"
• "This point is mine! Do you understand that?"
• "Now that is what I wanna see!"
• "We have commandeered my point!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Stand... on... the... point, numbnuts!"
• "Stand... on... the... point, maggot!"
• "Stand... on... the... point, maggots!"

Defense

• "Boo-yah!"
• "The worm has turned, gentlemen."

Match Start

• "Charge!"
• "Give 'em hell, boys!"
• "Last one alive, lock the door!"
• "Forward!"
• "Attack!"
• "Hehehyaaa!"

Match Win

• "Today is a good day!"
• "You've done me proud, boys!"
• "Every one of you deserves a medal!" [Emotionally]
• "The worm has turned, gentlemen!"
• "Booyaaah!"
• "Hoo-ah!"

Domination of a Scout

• "Dominated, short pants!"
• "How's that domination feel, city boy?"
• "You kids today don't know how to dominate."
• "Less talk, more fight."
• "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster."
• "You run fast, my bullets run faster."
• "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game."
• "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them."
• "Got anything funny to say about that, funny man?"
• "Never send a boy to fight a man's war."
• "You were in a big fat hurry to die, son."

Domination of a Soldier

• "Dominated, hippie! Get a job!"
• "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!"
• "You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!"
• "What's the matter, hippie? Hair get in your eyes?"
• "Get a haircut, hippie."
• "You're a disgrace to the uniform."

Domination of a Pyro

• "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe."
• "You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire."
• "You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion FOR WAR."
• "You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!"
• "Fire is for cooking s'mores son, get a REAL GUN."
• "Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated."
• "Ha! You fight like a girl."
• "How do you like that, All-Quiet-On-The-Western-Front?"
• "Get a haircut, hippie! (whispered) Just in case."

Domination of a Demoman

• "Dominated, you one eyed cross-dresser."
• "Consider yourself dominated, you Scotch son of a bitch."
• "Dominated, you skirt-twirling drunk."
• "I love your death cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet."
• "Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress."
• "You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth, except you're Scottish, and I hate you."

Domination of a Heavy

• "You just got dominated, Sputnik."
• "Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle, LOOK IT UP."
• "You just got dominated, Comrade."
• "Dominated, you red menace."
• "Go play your pinko chess game with the devil, Commie."
• "This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia."
• "Checkmate, Stalingrad."

Domination of an Engineer

• "Dominated, grease monkey."
• "You just got dominated, toymaker."
• "Stop hiding behind your little toys and FIGHT LIKE A MAN."
• "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!"
• "That's where books get you, professor."
• "Go back to Calgary, you cow-herdin' Canadian."

Domination of a Medic

• "You just got dominated, Oktoberfest."
• "You just got dominated, Fritz."
• "America wins again!"
• "Ich bin I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS."
• "Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED."
• "I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!"
• "Gotcha, Herr Doktor."

Domination of a Sniper

• "This is not a camping trip Sheila, this is war, and I love it!"
• "You will not turn my battlefield into a campground."
• "Now hear this camper, you are not wanted upon my beloved battlefield!"
• "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife."
• "You are a coward, and you've died like one."
• "The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes."
• "You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!"
• "You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!"
• "You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!"
• "You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!"
• "You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins!"
• "Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake?"
• "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!"
• "You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!"

Domination of a Spy

• "Gotcha, crouton."
• "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated."
• "Ohh-honh-honh-honh-YOU'RE DOMINATED."
• "Dominated, you rifle dropping coward."
• "Hit the showers, Frenchie."
• "Your white flag does not stop American bullets."
• "Words cannot express how much I hate France right now."
• "Bon voyage, crouton!"

Match Loss/Sudden Death

• "Boooooo..."
• "Each and every one of you has failed."
• "Are you all trying for a Section Eight?"
• "Which of you numbnuts let us down?"
• "You have dishonored this entire unit!"
• "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!"
• "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
• "Down and give me twenty!"
• "Get with the program!"
• "If I have to crack some skulls I will."
• "That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!"
• "You are all dishonorably discharged."

Match Draw

• "We've failed, men."
• "I will not tolerate failure on my team!"
• "Awwwww..."

Set on Fire

• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "I am on fire!"
• "The burning, the burning!"

Destruction/s

• "Charge!"
• "Forward!"
• "Screamin' Eagles!"

Class-Specific Responses

Rocket Launcher Kill

• "Ka-boom!"
• "Boo-yah!"
• "Oh Yeah!"
• "Hooah!"

Critical Rocket Launcher Kill

• "Cuh-rit!"
• "Crocket!"

Shovel Kill

• "Yaaaaagh!"

Buff Banner Activated

• "Charge!"
• "Give 'em hell, boys!"
• "Last one alive, lock the door!"
• "Forward!"
• "Attack!"
• "Hehehyaaa!"
• BLU Bugle Call
• RED Bugle Call

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition

• "If you know what's good for ya, you will run!"
• "You are scum! You are nothin' but a bunch of cowards!"
• "I am going to enjoy killing each and everyone of you sorry sacks of scum!"
• "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!"
• "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!"
• "Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma in a box!"
• "We have you surrounded, at least from this side!"
• "Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question!"
• "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!"
• "The last word out of your sorry mouth will be Sir, and it will be loud!"
• "You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!"
• "You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg!"
• "I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!"
• "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!"

Unknown "Hat over heart" taunt

• "You will not be missed."
• "I never liked you."
• "You were loud and ugly and now you're DEAD! Amen."
• "You're dead, that's good, amen."
• "Godspeed you magnificent bastard."
• "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best."

Equalizer Taunt

• "C'mere, sweetheart..."
• "C'mere, sister."
• "C'mere Sally."
• "C'mere, cupcake."
• "C'mere, pumpkin."
• "Blammo!"
• "Boom!"
• "Pa-POW!"

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