User:GrampaSwood

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General info

Hi, I'm a 22-year-old Dutch moderator on the Wiki, I very rarely translate pages nowadays but I can always help. I've also done images and demonstrations in the past (big shoutout to ThatHatGuy for lending me taunts). Currently I moderate the Recent Changes log and do some other things here and there. I have been playing this game since 2013 and I still love it as much as I did back then, if not more. I joined the Wiki on the 12th of April in 2018 and became a moderator on the 8th of July 2020. As of 31st of August 2022, I also approve Demonstration videos. I made the concept behind Bird's Eye Viewer, co-hosted Cap that Cup/Charity with a few other Wiki users, and made a community fix. Once described as sounding like a nerd.

Contact information

I'd always prefer my talk page if you need to contact me, however, if you are having issues with talk pages you can also contact me on: Discord: grampaswood, no friend request needed. Steam: Leave a comment here, I don't add people for one-off questions. IRC: The Wiki's own IRC channel, DMs or in the public channel works. My nickname is "GrampaSwood". I may have a + in front of my name depending on the client you use. E-mail: E-mail me. I help anytime

Todo list

High priority Wikibucks Damage and Function Times project Reviewing demonstrations Update the Environmental Hazards page Guide to Classic 3D images Create 3D images of the Classic weapons/classes Update 'Key' template to include mouse button image List of maps in Casual Add template detailing the overheal decay for each class Medium priority Overhaul the community trading tips page Implement the itemlist template on all relevant pages Tauntlist, similar to Itemlist Maplist, similar to Itemlist Add Robot variants of all the responses to the Responses pages Equip Region template Disconnect reasons Low priority Response rules article Replace all the custom icons with the new parameter Surfing page Status effects page Talk page warning template unifying the different templates Translate pages to Dutch Whatever is said on this page, I usually ignore it Edit · view

Pages under my domain

Projects Non-Main stuff: All of them? Stranges? Archive? User talk archive2, 3? Demonstrations? Changing pages: test2 3 ? Progress? 4 done To-do? One-off projects: User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink Templates: User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User talk templates: User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink User:GrampaSwood/Template:PageLink

Other

The best vandalism edit my proudest edit Gekoloniseerd Mikado282 kills me on easter weekend and resurrects me, thus making me Wiki Jesus The Great Migration™ M-m-m-monster kill! Coding genius strikes again

Favourite voice lines

I will save you the scrolling, but literally every Merasmus voice line is a gem, I love that wizard. “ The burning you feel? It is shame. Click to listen — Heavy ” “ These fellas are gonna be Ohm-less if they don't put up more of a RESISTANCE! [Laughter] Oh, that's an engineering joke Click to listen — Dadgineer ” “ Fear me! Poop! Poop in your pumpkin pants! Click to listen — Merasmus ” “ You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up your arse! Click to listen — Demoman ” “ Go on and build more of your little guns! I'll shove every one of them up your arse Click to listen — Demoman ” “ Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? The Japanese Mafia! They are not spectral! They are very real! And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! Help me! Click to listen — Merasmus ”

Wikichievements

0.62962962962963 62%   Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Show Me Your War Face! Create a damn fine user page. VasyaTheWizard Wikichievement unlocked! Your userpage looks super hot. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason It's the Little Things... Provide a large amount of edits whose primary goals are to correct grammar, punctuation, etc. Goodjob Wikichievement unlocked! Minor correction. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Photo Bomb Continuously upload and add screenshots to articles. Gabrielwoj Wikichievement unlocked! Good job on your images so far, especially your First-Person Festivized ones. Please continuing doing so, who knows you'll get a second one after more contributions? Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Oilin' the Cogs Participate heavily in the Team Fortress Wiki community. Fiat Seicento Wikichievement unlocked! Giving me password and advice on some side. Also Random (crit)icizing me. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Videographer Create a video for the Weapon Demonstration project which gets added to the official YouTube channel. Thedop Wikichievement unlocked! Made a demonstration that went official. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Audiophile Contribute significantly to the files of the audio category. ThatHatGuy Wikichievement unlocked! For single-handedly creating the Davy Jones responses page, and the effort that went into extracting lines baked into the files of Cursed Cove, as well as detailing lines unused in-game, you've earned yourself a real pirate's treasure: two gold doubloons! I mean, uh -- the audiophile thing. Give me back my doubloons. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Frontier Notice Create new pages for recent contents and updates, keeping the Wiki up to date. Tark. Wikichievement unlocked! A lil bit earlier, but thank you for all your contributions on the new pages! Take your reward! Your eternal reward! Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Parlez-Vous Français? Provide help translating the Team Fortress Wiki to your language. VasyaTheWizard. Wikichievement unlocked! Dutch translation has been one of your main tasks here throughout time, I'm honestly not sure how/why you didn't have this one already. Thanks for helping more people understand the Wiki! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Credit to Team Collaborate with other users on a project. ThatHatGuy Wikichievement unlocked! For spearheading splitting the Robot Parts pages down to a singular article, with my help. You know what they say, cleanliness is next to managerliness. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Helping Hand Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination. Fokuskii Wikichievement unlocked! Thanks for helping me with Demonstration, editing and many many other tips. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Quick Draw Moderate the Recent Changes queue and quickly revert vandalism and low-quality edits. HitlineMiamo Wikichievement unlocked! Can't help but notice that you've been keeping a close eye on the Recent Changes log. VERY close. You undid several low-effort edits on the Youtube page within four minutes. Keep up the good work! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Helping Hand Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination. Lexzach Wikichievement unlocked! Where do I even start? Grampa Swood has by far been the most helpful user helping me with the Wiki. Anytime I had any sort of question, yes even the really stupid ones, they would either tell me how to do what I was trying to accomplish, or told me about the resources on the Wiki that explain how to do it, that I would have never found by myself. I can say beyond any doubt that if it were not for Swood, I would not be even close to the knowledge or editing capability of the Wiki that I currently am at (or not even doing Wiki editing at all). The Wiki hit the nail on the head by making Swood a staff member of the Wiki, as they are an amazing mentor and someone to fall back to for assistance with the Wiki. tysm Swood! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Helping Hand Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination. Yossef Wikichievement unlocked! Honestly I don't have words to express my gratitude, you've always been kind to me and you are always there for any help that I need. Hope I can return the favor one day and make the same impact that you made on me. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason The Trivial Inquisition Carefully moderate new trivia additions based on the value they add to the article. Epsilonal Wikichievement unlocked! You've moderated almost every single trivia edit I've ever seen - nothing gets past you. You consistently keep the Trivia section high quality, while also being lightning fast to catch every stray edit that doesn't fit the Wiki's standards. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Helping Hand Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination. Profiteer Wikichievement unlocked! Continuously improve my work in English section, thx m8 Wikichievement Awarded by Reason 3D Wizard Create a 3D image for the 3D Models project. Gabrielwoj Wikichievement unlocked! Well, you shall receive one as well. Getting the 3D image creator program to work ain't an easy job, but you managed it! Your Shahanshah's 3D views are looking good! Hope to see more from ye. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Bloody Merry Spread happiness on your journey throughout the Team Fortress Wiki. Wookipan Wikichievement unlocked! What can I say, you're a cool guy (cringy at times but aren't we all?), and you've definitely got some good vibes! And as a fellow staffer, I sincerely appreciate your activity. Cheers! Tarkchievement Awarded by Reason Keep Trying Later Backend fetch failed Tark Wikichievement unlocked! Given to the brave souls who pour their hearts into surviving the great server hiccups of 2023. Slimychievement Awarded by Reason The Mann of Honor Do you like Slimy's edits? No? Then you will NOT earn this Slimychievement! Slimyboi500 December 8th, 2023 You've earned it, my friend Slimychievement Awarded by Reason The Discussion Dominator Constantly follow Slimy everywhere. Slimyboi500 December 8th, 2023 You have followed me everywhere. Slimychievement Awarded by Reason I Know Everything! Complete Slimy's Ultamite TF2 Quiz. Slimyboi500 January 12, 2024 Good one mate! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Helping Hand Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination. Mediarch Wikichievement unlocked! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Quick Draw Moderate the Recent Changes queue and quickly revert vandalism and low-quality edits. Mediarch Wikichievement unlocked! ... Slimychievement Awarded by Reason Undo Edit By GrampaSwood Survive the great bot crisis of 2024. Slimyboi500 March 5th, 2024 Good job banning the bots, soldier! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Credit to Team Collaborate with other users on a project. payn. Wikichievement unlocked! Can't believe I've forgetten to give you and Slimy this, since you both collaborated with me on the Projectile Shield Strategy page. Thanks, by the way. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason The Practical Problems Address content issues for both English and other languages across the Wiki. Mediarch Wikichievement unlocked! Gesloten Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Frivolous Fooler Make a notable contribution to an April Fools' event. Wookipan Wikichievement unlocked! Perhaps I'm a tad late with this, but I still believe you deserve a fair share for both participating and for being an idea coordinator of last year's Fools' Day event. Rise up, fellow Fool! 🎭 Tarkchievement Awarded by Reason Tark's Trusty Teammate Help Tark with his many requests. Tark Wikichievement unlocked! For helping me out whenever I find myself being lazy, thanks a ton! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Show Me Your War Face! Create a damn fine user page. JupiterSphere Wikichievement unlocked! hehe funni monke (and a damn awesome page overall.) Edit · view

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This user is often given the cold shoulder. This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: Saturday, August 31, 2013 (6:04:02) GMT This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast! This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies! You got blood on my knife, mate! This user is going ham. This user thinks bow ties are cool. This user thinks fezzes are cool. This user owns a Team Captain that almost looks like the Wiki Cap from a mile away. This user owns a Strange cosmetic item. This user owns an item that has more than 1 quality. This user participates in the Perpetual Testing Initiative. This user is a Festive collector. This user is an avid collector of Strange weapons, although he's not sure how big his collection is! This user loves to apply Killstreak Kits to his weapons. This user owns an Unusual hat. This user killed Merasmus at level 27. This user has obtained several promotional items that are exclusively tied to achievements in other games and events. This user owns Saxton's Own Spirit of Giving. This user owns a Strange Frying Pan. Rank: Server-Clearing Kills: 3676 This user owns a Strange Huo-Long Heater. Rank: Hale's Own Kills: 9707 This user thinks there is a list of users to not get a Wiki Cap, and that he is on it! Edit · view   Entertainment userboxes This user praises the Sun! \[T]/ This user likes to walk the Abyss with his wolf companion. This user is a Shinobi of the Divine Heir. This user is guided by grace. This user is a lowly Tarnished, playing as a lord. This user's strength befits a crown. This user's computer is an Acer. This user uses Firefox as his web browser. This user owns The Orange Box. g This user plays Garry's Mod. This user has the "Valve Complete Pack". This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything. 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This user participates in the Perpetual Testing Initiative. This user is NOT A MORON! This user dreams of making his own games. This user supports Steam as a content delivery system. This user is a fan of Gabe. This user is an employee of SpaceChem. This user uses Microsoft Windows and does not know what version they are running. This user uses Twitter, not X. This user uses Bluesky, whose profile can be found here. Edit · view   Updates userboxes This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2013 Update! This user witnessed the Two Cities Update! This user witnessed the Smissmas 2013 update! This user witnessed the Love & War Update! This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2014 Update! This user witnessed the End of the Line Update! This user witnessed the Smissmas 2014 update! This user witnessed the Gun Mettle Update! This user witnessed the Invasion Community Update! This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2015 Update! This user witnessed the Tough Break Update! 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This user edits the Wiki for science. You monster. This user likes to see this wiki turning green. This user is featured in the IRC's Best of! As of 26 December, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 6 years, 8 months, 14 days (since 12 April, 2018). Edit · view   Achievement userboxes This user has earned 492 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 95%! This user has earned 41 of the 47 general achievements. That's 87%! This user has earned 5 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 63%! This user has earned 27 of the 28 Halloween achievements. That's 96%! This user has earned 11 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 92%! This user has earned the Christmas Event achievement! This user has earned 5 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 42%! This user has earned 45 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 92%! This user has earned all of the 41 Scout achievements! This user has earned 42 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 98%! This user has earned all of the 40 Pyro achievements! This user has earned 41 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 93%! This user has earned all of the 38 Heavy achievements! This user has earned 37 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 97%! This user has earned 38 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 97%! This user has earned all of the 42 Sniper achievements! This user has earned all of the 38 Spy achievements! This user has earned all of the 5 Powerhouse achievements! This user has earned all of the 5 Scarechievements! This user has earned all of the 4 Ghostchievements! This user has earned both of the Necromannchievements! This user has earned 7 of the 8 Bereavements. That's 88%! This user has earned both of the Eye-chievements! This user has earned all of the 7 Merasmachievements! This user has earned a Slimycheivment! Edit · view   TF2 userboxes This user is civilian. This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky! This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” This user was killed by crockets. This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!” This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!” This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!” This user has completed 236 Tours of Duty, and still hopes to drop a Golden Frying Pan. This user tends to fall to pieces. This user trails fire from his boots while whacking people with shovels. This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries. This user loves when their shots are random crits, but hates being killed by them. This user has a SPYCRAB PLUSH! "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best." This user is Merasmus! “Magic!” This user is Saxton Hale! “There, there. Have an eagle!” No smoking please! This user likes to taunt after killing someone with a random Critical Hit! This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update. This user loves to collect crates and is a crate addict. This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet. This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking. Edit · view   Misc userboxes This user is Dutch. Gotta love the tulips. This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here. This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here. This user contributed to the Dutch translations of Steam and Valve games. Edit · view Edit · view