Spy responses

Kill-related responses

• After Killing More than 1 enemy in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon
  • Evil laugh
  • Evil laugh 2
  • Happy laugh
  • Happy laugh 2
  • Happy laugh 3
  • "Coward!"
  • "You disgust me!"
  • Long laugh
  • Short laugh

• Kill assist
  • "I appreciate your help."
  • "My appreciation, amigo."

• Backstabbing an Enemy
  • "You got blood on my suit."
  • "With my apologies."
  • "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess."
  • "Pardon me."
  • "Thank you for being such a dear friend."
  • "Apologies."
  • "Surprise!"
  • "Sorry to 'pop-in' unannounced."
  • "Peek-a-boo!"

• Sapping an Engineer's Sentry Gun After Killing Him
  • "I murdered your toys as well."

Domination-related responses

• Dominating a Scout
  • "Well, off to visit your mother!"
  • "You died as you lived: running away!"
  • "Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you?"
  • "Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin."
  • "Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?"
  • "May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) "'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!"
  • "Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up."
  • "So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people."

• Dominating a Soldier
  • "Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time."
  • "I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton."
  • "At least you died for honor -- and my amusement!"
  • "Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs)"
  • "They can bury you in the 'Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier!'"

• Dominating a Pyro
  • "Dominated! You mush-mouthed freak!"
  • "Good lord! You fight like a woman!"
  • "The world will thank me for this, you monster!"
  • "Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!"
  • "You look like death warmed over. (laughs)"

• Dominating a Demoman
  • "'Kaboom', indeed, you drunken wretch!"
  • "How that's bottle of Scrumpy now?"
  • "'Kaboom' to you sir"
  • "Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!"
  • "The 'Black Scottish Cyclops' -- Now extinct!"
  • "I merely finished what your liver started!"
  • "Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"

• Dominating a Heavy
  • "Oh, fat man, please! This is getting awkward!"
  • "You disgust me, fat man!"
  • "That is a diet I call 'death.'"
  • "Dominated! You fatuous, fat-headed fat man!"
  • "You died as you lived: morbidly obese!"
  • "Your precious sandvich won't save you now, fatty!"
  • "Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contest!"
  • "What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?" (laughs)

• Dominating an Engineer
  • "Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend!"
  • "Howdy, pardner!"
  • "Happy trails, laborer!"
  • "Did I throw a 'wrench' into your plans? (laughs maniacally)"
  • "Not much of a quick-draw, are you, pardner?"
  • "Giddyup now -- to hell!"

• Dominating a Medic
  • "(laughs maniacally) Laughter really is the best medicine! (laughs again)"
  • "(mockingly) Medic! Medic! Medic! (laughs maniacally)"
  • "Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!"
  • "I'm looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid you suck!"
  • "(while laughing) You are such a bad doctor! (laughs again)"
  • "Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?!"

• Dominating a Sniper
  • "Boo! You repulsive bushman!"
  • "You disgust me, filthy jar man!"
  • "(mocking Sniper) No worries mate! (laughs)"
  • "(laughs maniacally) You live in a van! (laughs again)"
  • "Oh, please, just stay down!"
  • "Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home.'"
  • "(mocking Sniper) Good day to you, mate! (laughs)"

• Dominating a Spy
  • "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
  • "We all knew you were a Spy!"
  • "You are an amateur and a fool!"
  • "I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!"
  • "You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!"

• Revenge Kill
  • "Excellent."
  • "All in a day's work."
  • "Well played."
  • "First rate!"
  • "Top Shelf!"
  • "Hello again, dumbbell!"
  • "I'm back, you subnormal halfwit!"
  • "Did you forget about me?!"

Event-related responses

• Round Start
  • "Gentlemen?"
  • "Shall we?"
  • "After you."
  • "Ahem."

• Sudden Death
  • "Hsssssssss!"
  • "Well, this was a disappointment!"
  • "I did all I could."
  • "What a disaster!"
  • "Not our finest moment."
  • "Ohhhhh...merde." (Translation: "Ohhhh...shit.")

• Stalemate
  • "That was unfortunate."
  • "I must be dreaming!"
  • "Awwwwww..."

• Set on Fire
  • "I appear to have burst into flames."
  • "Fire, fire, fire!"
  • "I do believe I'm on fire."

• Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk
  • "Is this... mon dieu!" (Translation: "Is this... my god!")
  • "Jarate? Nooooooooo!"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "I have been shown who is the boss!"
  • "Jarate? **cries** "
  • "EWWWWEUGH!"

• Teleportation
  • "Thank you, laborer!"
  • "Thank you, my friend."
  • "Cheers, Engineers!"

• Healed by Medic
  • "Cheers, doctor."
  • "Thank you, doctor."
  • "Much appreciated, doctor."

Objective-related responses

• After Capturing Intelligence
  • "Was there ever any doubt?"
  • "My pleasure."
  • "Cheers!"

• After Capturing Control Point
  • "Well done, us!"
  • "Our influence grows!"
  • "Excellent!"

• Standing on captured Point, firing weapon
  • "Come stand on the point!"
  • "Come stand on the point, you idiot!"
  • "Idiot! Come stand on the point."
  • "Come stand on the point, you imbecile!"

• Defense
  • "What did they expect?"
  • "Splendid!"
  • "Magnificent!"

Duel-related responses

• Starting a Duel
  • "Let's settle this like gentlemen!"
  • "Queen's rules?"

• Duel Accepted
  • "Gentlemen?"
  • "Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly."
  • "I'll be seeeing youuu!"
  • "I'm coming for you!"
  • "May I make a suggestion? Run."
  • "But of course!"
  • "Of course!"

• Duel Rejected
  • "Awwwwww..."
  • "Preposterous!"
  • "Oh, please..."
  • "Coward!"
  • "You disgust me."
  • "You suck!"

Unused Responses

• Unknown Condition
  • "They should call you whiners 'Dr. NOOOOOO!'"
  • "You are all incompetent cowards!"
  • "You're all of you quite out of your depth!"
  • "This will be the last time you see me."