Spy responses

General responses

Dominating a Scout

• "Well, off to visit your mother!"
• "You died as you lived: running away!"
• "Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you?"
• "Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin."
• "Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?"
• "May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) "'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!"
• "Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up."
• "So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people."

Dominating a Soldier

• "Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time."
• "I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton."
• "At least you died for honor -- and my amusement!"
• "Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs)"
• "They can bury you in the 'Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier!'"

Dominating a Pyro

• "Dominated! You mush-mouthed freak!"
• "Good lord! You fight like a woman!"
• "The world will thank me for this, you monster!"
• "Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!"
• "You look like death warmed over. (laughs)"

Dominating a Demoman

• "'Kaboom', indeed, you drunken wretch!"
• "How that's bottle of Scrumpy now?"
• "'Kaboom' to you sir"
• "Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!"
• "The 'Black Scottish Cyclops' -- Now extinct!"
• "I merely finished what your liver started!"
• "Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"

Dominating a Heavy

• "Oh, fat man, please! This is getting awkward!"
• "You disgust me, fat man!"
• "That is a diet I call 'death.'"
• "Dominated! You fatuous, fat-headed fat man!"
• "You died as you lived: morbidly obese!"
• "Your precious sandvich won't save you now, fatty!"
• "Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contest!"
• "What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?" (laughs)

Dominating an Engineer

• "Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend!"
• "Howdy, pardner!"
• "Happy trails, laborer!"
• "Did I throw a 'wrench' into your plans? (laughs maniacally)"
• "Not much of a quick-draw, are you, pardner?"
• "Giddyup now -- to hell!"

Dominating a Medic

• "(laughs maniacally) Laughter really is the best medicine! (laughs again)"
• "(mockingly) Medic! Medic! Medic! (laughs maniacally)"
• "Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!"
• "I'm looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid you suck!"
• "(while laughing) You are such a bad doctor! (laughs again)"
• "Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?!"

Dominating a Sniper

• "Boo! You repulsive bushman!"
• "You disgust me, filthy jar man!"
• "(mocking Sniper) No worries mate! (laughs)"
• "(laughs maniacally) You live in a van! (laughs again)"
• "Oh, please, just stay down!"
• "Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home.'"
• "(mocking Sniper) Good day to you, mate! (laughs)"

Dominating a Spy

• "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"
• "We all knew you were a Spy!"
• "You are an amateur and a fool!"
• "I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!"
• "You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!"

Revenge Kill

• "Excellent."
• "All in a day's work."
• "Well played."
• "First rate!"
• "Hello again, dumbbell!"
• "I'm back, you subnormal halfwit!"
• "Did you forget about me?!"

Teleportation

• "Thank you, laborer!"
• "Thank you, my friend."
• "Cheers, Engineers!"

Healed by Medic

• "Cheers, doctor."
• "Thank you, doctor."
• "Much appreciated, doctor."

After Capturing Intelligence/Control Point

• "Well done, us!"
• "Our influence grows!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Was there ever any doubt?"
• "My pleasure."
• "Cheers!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Come stand on the point!"
• "Come stand on the point, you idiot!"
• "Idiot! Come stand on the point."
• "Come stand on the point, you imbecile!"

Defense

• "What did they expect?"
• "Splendid!"
• "Magnificent!"

Round Start

• "Gentlemen?"
• "Shall we?"
• "After you."
• "Ahem."

Sudden Death

• "Hsssssssss!"
• "Well, this was a disappointment!"
• "I did all I could."
• "What a disaster!"
• "Not our finest moment."
• "Ohhhhh...merde." (Translation: "Ohhhh...shit.")

Round Draw

• "That was unfortunate."
• "I must be dreaming!"
• "Awwwwww..."

Set on Fire

• "I appear to have burst into flames."
• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "I do believe I'm on fire."

Medic Follow

• "This way, doctor!"
• "Follow me, doctor!"

Dueling

Starting a Duel

• "Let's settle this like gentlemen!"
• "Queen's rules?"

Duel Accepted

• "Gentlemen?"
• "Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly."
• "I'll be seeeing youuu!"
• "I'm coming for you!"
• "May I make a suggestion? Run."
• "But of course!"
• "Of course!"

Duel Rejected

• "Awwwwww..."
• "Preposterous!"
• "Oh, please..."
• "Coward!"
• "You disgust me."
• "You suck!"

Class-Specific Responses

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

• "Is this... mon dieu!" (Translation: "Is this... my god!")
• "Jarate? Nooooooooo!"
• "I hate you!"
• "I have been shown who is the boss!"
• "Jarate? *cries* "
• "EWWWWEUGH!"

Backstabbing an Enemy

• "You got blood on my suit."
• "With my apologies."
• "Oh dear, I've made quite a mess."

Unused Responses

After Killing More than 2 Enemies in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

• "Sorry to 'pop-in' unannounced."
• "Pardon me."

After Killing More than 5 Enemies in 20 Seconds with a Primary Weapon

• "Top shelf!"

Backstabbing an Enemy

• "Apologies."
• "Thank you for being such a dear friend."
• "Surprise!"
• "Peek-a-boo!"

Sapping an Engineer's Sentry Gun After Killing Him

• "I murdered your toys as well."

Kill Assist

• "I appreciate your help."
• "My appreciation, amigo."

Unknown Condition

• "They should call you whiners 'Dr. NOOOOOO!'"
• "You are all incompetent cowards!"
• "Why don't we just give up, pardner?"
• (Spooky Whistle)
• "Everyone back to the base, pardner."
• "You're all of you quite out of your depth!"
• "You know, hiding wont save you."
• "This will be the last time you see me."