Engineer responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 2 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Take it like a man, shorty."
• "Whoooowee, would ya look at that!"
• "That's what ya get!"

After Killing More than 5 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!"
• "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."

Kill Assist

• "Nice goin', pardner!"
• "Thanks, mister!"

Domination of a Single Opponent

• *Short Laughter 1*
• *Short Laughter 2*
• *Short Laughter 3*
• *Short Laughter 4*
• "I'm done playin' games with you, boy."

Domination of Two Opponents

• *Happy Laughter 1*
• *Happy Laughter 2*
• *Happy Laughter 3*
• *Long Laughter 1*

Domination of Three or More Opponents

• *Evil Laughter 1*
• *Evil Laughter 2*
• *Evil Laughter 3*
• *Evil Laughter 4*
• *Evil Laughter 5*
• *Evil Laughter 6*

Dominating a Scout

• "Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that."
• "Ya ain't too fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh. Are ya?"
• "Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'."
• "Dominated, string-bean."
• "Ya'll just got dominated, city boy."
• "What in Sam hill were you thinkin', strng-bean?"
• "Shoot son, you all slow as molasses."
• "Dominated, little feller."
• "Just a dead little jackrabbit."
• "Quick as a hiccup, ain't'cha? Huh. Not quick enough."
• "Not fast enough; not by a damn sight."
• "Gotcha, stretch!"

Dominating a Soldier

• "Ya'll take that, rocket-boy."
• "That there is just a sad display, boy."
• "Don't test my mettle, son!"
• "Dominated, ya damn Yankee."
• "Ya'll just got drafted into my war!"
• "That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy."
• "Next time, lift your lid and you might see it comin'."
• "This all's what happens when you fight a man."

Dominating a Pyro

• "Speak up next time, boy!"
• "Sorry ma'am."
• "Dominated, smokey."
• "Gotcha, mumbles."
• "Sorry to put out your campfire boy."
• "You look a mite tongue-tied, son."
• "You shouldn't of played with fire, boy."
• "Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?"
• "Ya'll might be flame retardant, but ya sure ain't bulletproof."

Dominating a Demoman

• "I wish ya'll could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail."
• "Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son."
• "Dominated, eyepatch!"
• "That catch your eye, son?"
• "The hand is quicker than the eye!"
• "Gotcha, eyehole."

Dominating a Heavy

• "Nevermind the bullets; how much all these coffin's costin' ya?"
• "I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a combine."
• "Ya'll come back now!"
• "Nice try, slim."
• "Gotcha chuckwagon!"
• "Gotcha, pork drippin's."
• "Dominated, corncakes."
• "Ya'll just got branded."
• "And another thing? You're ugly."
• "Dumber than dirt, ain't'cha?"
• "You're dumb as a box of rocks!"
• "Ya'll come back now! More where that came from."
• "Dominated, fat man!"
• "You are a whole herd'a ugly."
• "Gotcha fat boy!"

Dominating an Engineer

• "You just ain't doin' it right."
• "Dominated, hardhat."
• "A real Texan, woulda dodged that."
• "You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."
• "You don incurred my wrath, son!"
• "I'm wolverine-mean, you sonovabitch."
• "If ya done it, it ain't braggin'!"
• "You're all hardhat and no cattle."
• "You shoulda oughta brought more guns, son."

Dominating a Medic

• "Doctor! I am the better man!"
• "Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!"
• "Keep comin' at me doctor; eventually ya'll gonna rustle up some sense."
• "Next time, tend to your own knittin', sawbones."
• "Sell your tonic elsewhere, miracle man."
• "You must be a doctor, 'cause you just saw the extent of my patience!"
• "I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's-honest truth."
• "Slap a boltus on that, doc! Ha Ha!"

Dominating a Sniper

• "Ya oughta stand back a little more, like for me and my machines."
• "Looks like that there just weren't the place you oughta be standin'!"
• "Dominated, campground."
• "You shoulda oughta stayed back at your little campsite."
• "Nobody likes a squatter!"
• "I just rode you out under a rail down under."
• "Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper."
• "down under? More like, six feet down under."

Dominating a Spy

• "Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my contraptions."
• "It ain't gettin' any harder for me to kill ya."
• "You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France."
• "Dominated, you turncoat."
• "Dominated, you snake!"
• "This skunk's startin' to smell."
• "Slither on back to hell, coward!"
• "That's what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers."
• "You're a looooooong way from France, boy."
• "Don't go meddlin' in my business."
• "You are a coward and a scoundrel!"
• "If ya'll had more gadgets for killin', you wouldn't need so many for hidin'."
• "I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!"

Revenge Kill

• "Well, good night, Irene!"
• "That'll cut'cha back down to size."
• "You were gettin' too big for your britches"

Teleportation

• "Much obliged, pardner."
• "Thanks for the ride, pardner!"

Healed by Medic

• "You're alright Doc."
• "'Preciate it, Doc."

After Capturing Intelligence/Control Point

• "We got it!"
• "This one's ours now!"
• "This here point's ours now!"
• "Hell, that was easy."
• "Ah, it's nothin'."
• "Weren't no thing."

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Plant yerself on that darn point, mister!"
• "Plant yerself on the point, mister!"

Defense

• "Job well done."
• "Heeeyaaah!"

Round Start

• "Yaaaaaaagh!"
• "Cowboy up!"
• "Move 'em out!"
• "Giddy up!"
• "Heeeeeeyaaah!"
• "Hehee, yeeeehaaaaw!"

Round Win

• "Whooooowee!"
• "Whoooooohoo!"
• "Job well done!"
• "That wasn't even close."
• "Now that there was a fine piece 'a work."
• "Cream gravy!"
• "Yipee-ki-ya-hi-yaaaayhyaaaa-kayo!"

Round Loss/Sudden Death

• "Boooooo!"
• "Grrrrrrrr..."
• "Come on, fellas!"
• "Ah, good night, Irene!"

Round Draw

• "That just ain't right!"
• "Now I've seen everything!"
• "Naahhh..."

Set on Fire

• "Fire, Fire! Ow oh oh oh-grr fire!"
• "Fire!"
• "I'm burnin' up."

Spy Kill

• "How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?"
• "Gutless."
• "Oh, ya yellow-bellied gutless coward!

Class-Specific Responses

Building a Dispenser

• "Dispenser going up."
• "Erecting a Dispenser."

Building a Sentry gun

• "Sentry going up."
• "Buildin' a Sentry."

Building a Teleporter

• "Teleporter comin' right up."
• "Teleporter goin' up."

Dispenser Sapped by Enemy Spy

• "Spy's sappin' mah dispenser!"

Sentry gun Sapped by Enemy Spy

• "Spy's sappin' mah sentry!"

Teleporter Sapped by Enemy Spy

• "Spy's sappin' mah teleporter!"

Dispenser Destroyed

• "Dispenser down!"

Sentry Destroyed

• "Sentry down!"

Teleporter Destroyed

• "Teleporter down!"

After Several Sentry gun Kills

• "I told ya don't touch that darn thing."
• "I built that."
• "That's what it was made for."
• "Another satisfied customer!"

Golden Wrench Kill

• "That there is a gold-plated kill!"
• "Guess I got the Midas touch."
• "At least you ain't worthless anymore."
• "Erectin' a statue of a moron."

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition

• "I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy."
• "I'm gonna tear you down, junior!"
• "You're all about to have a real bad day!"
• "Come here, sissy!"
• "Start prayin', boy!"
• "Git along there, little doggies!"
• "I'm gonna lay you out!"
• "Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt."
• "Son! I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face!"

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