Repuesta de voz de los jefes de Halloween

Las respuestas de voz son líneas contextuales que se reproducen mientras se juega o al lograr alguna cosa concreta, matar a cierta cantidad de enemigos con un arma principal o cuerpo, o por alguna acción en concreto como prenderse fuego. Las actualizaciones de Halloween han dejado una serie de jefes: el Jinete Decapitado sin Montura, MONÓCULUS, Merasmus, el Bombinomicón y los her-Mann-os Redmond y Blutarch. Cada uno de ellos tiene distintas respuestas, que están listadas debajo.

Especial Embrujado de Halloween (2009)

Fantasma

En descanso

(Grito largo) (Grito agudo) (Grito largo agudo) (Grito corto)

Perseguir jugadores

¡Buu! Boyiuh! Boymuh! ¡Buu! Boymuh! ¡BUU! ¡Buu!

Jugador

Grito ¡YIKES!

(Grito agudo) (Grito largo) (Grito corto) (Shriek) (Grito asustadizo) (Short yelp) (Concerned yell)

Actualización Scream Fortress (2010)

Jinete Decapitado sin Montura

Aparece

(Risa siniestra)

Risa en descanso

(Risa maligna) (Risa profunda) (Risa malvada) (Risa dramática)

Ataque

(Gruñido ruidoso) (Gruñido animal) (Gruñido feliz) (Gruñido profundo) (Gruñido corto) (Gruñido corto)

Burla ¡Buu!

¡BUU!

Recibiendo mucho daño

¡ARGH! ¡UGH! ¡OWW!

Muerto

(Gruñidos y gemidos) (Gruñido fuerte) (Grito dramático y muerte)

Especial de Halloween Muy Siniestro (2011)

MONÓCULUS

Risa

¡JA JA JA JA! ¡JA JA JA! ¡JAH! (Risa profunda)

Aturdido

(Gemidos desconcertantes) (Gemidos) (Suspiro profundo) (Eructo) (Gruñido profundo) (Gorgoteo) (Chillido) (Gruñido profundo)

Enfurecido

¡ARRRR! ¡DAHHHH! ¡UH-ARRR! (Gruñido)

Teletransporte

(¡Whuum!)

Recibiendo mucho daño

¡OWWW!

Muerto

(Gemidos) (Silbido)

Especial Espectral de Halloween (2012)

Merasmus

Aparece

"¡Yo estoy aquí!" (Inglés) "He vuelto!" (Inglés) "¡Merasmus ha aparecido!" (Inglés) "¡Agacharos idiotas! ¡Merasmus está aquí!" (Inglés) "¡Corred idiotas! ¡Huid de Merasmus!" (Inglés) "¡Merasmus el Mago ha 'vuelto a por vuestras almas!" (Inglés) (Risa malvada) (Inglés) (Risa malvada)(Inglés) (Risa diabólica) (Inglés) "¡Soldier! ¡Nunca hagas que un mago tenga ira! (Inglés) "¡Bienvenidoa tu perdición! (Inglés) "¡Perdición! ¡'TODO está perdido!" "Disfrutad de este Halloween mortales, este será vuestro último!" (Inglés) "¡Merasmus ha llegado sediento de sangre! ¡Oh hola, Soldier". (Inglés)

Ataque

Se encara con los jugadores

"¡Arrr!" (Inglés) "¡Rarrr!" (Inglés) "¡Rharr!" (Inglés) "¡Hah!" (Inglés) "¡Plah!" (Inglés) "¡Uh huh hah!" (Inglés) "¡Rahhh!" (Inglés) "¡Mortis Attag stah!" (Inglés) "¡Staffus Attackum!" (Inglés) "¡Hehrrr!" (Inglés)

Hechizos a distancia

"¡Tú no puedes correr!" (Inglés) "¡Corred idiotas!" (Inglés) "¡Sois TODOS unos idiotas!" (Inglés) "¡Hurlus bombinus!" (Inglés) "¡Mortis Longdistimus!" (Inglés)

Soltando bombas

"¡Bombinomicón! ¡Destrúyeles!" (Inglés) "¡Por el poder...del Bombinomicón!"(Inglés) "¡Booooooombinomicón!"(Inglés) "¡El libro prohibido! ¡Yo desencadenaré tres!" (Inglés) "¡Cubierto por el Bombinomicón!"(Inglés) "¡Beebus Barrasbus Bombinomicón!" (Inglés) "¡Bombinomicón! Acude a mi (Inglés) "¡Siente el terror...de LEER!" (Inglés) "¡Siente el terror... de los libros!"(Inglés) "¡Cabezas arriba!"(Inglés) "¡Fuego en el agujero!" (Inglés) "¡Granada! (risa)(Inglés) "(Risa loca)" (Inglés) "Bombs! So many bombs!" "Magic everyone! Magic!" "Yes! Yes! Perfect!" "Yes! Flee! Flee, cowards!" "(laughter) Run cowards! Run!" "That's right. Run cowards!" "(evil laughter) Run cowards! Run!" "How will you fight me when you're all so scared?" "The fear is inside you!" "Fear me! Poop, poop in your pumpkin pants!"

El tiempo pasa sin provocar víctimas

(Risa maníaca laughter) (Inglés) (Risa maligna alegre) (Inglés)

Palabras mágicas

"¡Basbus Brontu!" (Inglés) "¡Bontu Barsoma!" (Inglés) "¡Babmo Bibrundo!" (Inglés) "¡Bravus Abimbus!" (Inglés) "¡Barbo Cabarto!" (Inglés) "¡Abo Alabasbas!" (Inglés) "¡Lesbo Barrabus!" (Inglés) "¡Barraparraf Brubus!" (Inglés) "¡Binto Bartum!"(Inglés) "¡Bemilus Bronte!" (Inglés) "¡Mictor Ate!" (Inglés)

La magia no es útil

"¡Hijo de...!" (Inglés) "¡Herm!" (Inglés) "¡Gah!" (Inglés) "¡Gudah!" (Inglés)

Recibiendo daño

"¡Uhhhh!" (Inglés) "Ahhhhh!" (Inglés) "¡Ooohhhhh!" (Inglés) "¡Dawwwww!" (Inglés) "¡Oughhhh!" (Inglés)

El jugador golpea a Merasmus con una cabeza bomba

"¡Nooo!" "¡Nooo!" "¡Yaaah!" "¡Ahhhh!" "¡Qué ironía!" "¡Ahhhh! You're still a fool!" "¡Ahh!" "Oww! Et tu head bombs?" "¡Ahhhh!" "¡Ahhhhhhhh!" "¡Ah! ¡Atrás! ¡Atrás!" "¡Ah! Mágia... inútil... ¡contra las bomas!" "Ooooh! I did not think this through." "¡Ahh! Well played! Fool." "Nyah! No, don't hit me with it!" "¡Haaah!" "No, that really hurt!" "Aah! Ghost pain! It's worse than regular pain!" "¡Bombinomicón! ¡Traidor!" "¡Naaah! ¡Oh, el libro de Judas!" "Ahh! Who told you to do that?" "¡Naaah!" "¡Ahh! ¡Qué débil!" "Fool! Your bombs are only making me weaker! (weak laughter) So weak!"

Escondiéndose

Escondido como un objeto

"¡Me debo esconder y curar." (Inglés) "¡Me debo esconder y curar." (Inglés) "Me debo esconder. Y ponerme fuerte." (Inglés) "Me debo esconder. Me debo curar." (Inglés) "Me debo esconder. Me debo curar." (Inglés) "Merasmus se debe esconder." (Inglés) "Merasmus se debe esconder." (Inglés) "No tengo fuerzas. Me tengo que esconder." (Inglés) "¡No! ¡Este no puede ser el final! Me tengo que esconder." (Inglés) "¡Os engaño! ¡Volveré y seré más fuerte!" (Inglés) "¡Engaños! ¡No deberíais retar al maestro del escondite!" (Inglés) "¡Engaños!¡ Sentid el terror de mi escondite!" (Inglés) "¡No me podéis matarme! ¡Por eso soy poderoso en el arte del escondite!" (Inglés) "¡La hora del escondite ha llegado! Bien, ahora os toca encontrame." (Inglés) "¡Tiempo de jugar a buscar y encontrar...vuestra pesadilla!" (Inglés) "Me tengo que ocultar. Para ser más fuerte." (Inglés) "¡Habéis vencido a mi magia! Pero tu no puedes derrotar el oscuro poder...del OCULTAMIENTO!" (Inglés) Si los jugadores tardan mucho en encontrar a Merasmus "¡Demoman! ¿Tienes de nuevo el otro ojo? ¡Ven y encuentrame!" (Inglés) (malevolent laughter) "El largo tiempo de ocultamiento. Me hará más fuerte." (Inglés) (liltingly) "¡Me estoy curando!" (Risa malinga) (Inglés) "Muhahaha. Me estoy curando a mí mismo. Con magia curadora." (Inglés) "Muhahaha. Me estoy curando a mí mismo. Con magia curadora. Y una aspirina." (Inglés) (weak laughter) "The longer I hide, the stronger I get." (Inglés) "¡El engaño ha triunfado! Ellos no tienen de idea de lo fuerte que me estoy volviendo. O cómo de ruidoso...estoy...hablando..." (Inglés) "He he he! I'm getting stronger!" "He he he he! I'm getting stronger!" "Oh life courses back into my ghostly wizard veins!" "Oh hiding heals my battered ghost body! It is a Halloween miracle!" "If you don't find me soon, I'll get so strong I might die of strength (laughs) That's a real thing!" "Fools! A wizard heals himself right under your noses!" "Find me soon. I'm getting super strong and totally healed! (laughs) Hiding is the best!" "Oh I am healing so much hiding as this pumpkin. Oh no! I gave it away! Or did I? So much mystery." "Aah, hiding...healing...I might never come out." "I am hiding, but as what? A pumpkin? A brick! Perhaps a harmless oil drum? Or a brick?" "Come find me! If you dare!" "I'm hiding. But where? So much mystery!" "The terrifying hiding mystery...continues!" "You'll never guess my disguise. It's too cunning!" "Find me! ... Nope! Getting colder!" "Find me! No, getting colder...colder...colder...colder!" "You fools! You will never find me!" "Fools! You'll never find me!" "I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? Where?" "Where could I be?" "Hmmm. Where could the best wizard be hiding?" (evil laughter) "Oh I'm not there." "I'm inside your head!" "Close. You're getting warmer!" "You're close! Oh, so close! Or are you?" "You're close! Oh, you're so close!" "Hmm. Where could I be?" "Where could Merasmus be?"

Encontrado

"¡Huzzah!" (Inglés) "¡Sorpresa!" (Inglés) "¡Sorpresa de mago!" (Inglés) "¡Magia!" (Inglés) "¡Emergis Exmortis!" (Inglés) "¡Boo!" (Inglés) "¡Boo!" (Inglés) "¡Bulazbo!"(Inglés)

La batalla termina

Abandona

"¡Adios... para siempre!" (Inglés) "De acuerdo, me voy." (Inglés) "De acuerdo, me voy." (Inglés) "¡Adios, a todos!" (Inglés) "Bueno, ha sido divertido.¡Me piro!"(Inglés) "De acuerdo, ¡Adios a todos!" (Inglés) "¡Suficiente! me voy."(Inglés) "¡A-ha! ¡Demasiado lento! ¡Me voy!" (Inglés) *Risa maligna* "¡Adios,para siempre!" (Inglés) *Risa maligna* "¡Adios para siempre! *voz baja* Soldier, nos vemos en casa." (Inglés) "Habéis divertido a Merasmus, pero ahora tengo que atender otros negocios.¡Adios!" (Inglés) "*Risa maligna* Que os den, ¡Adios!" (Inglés) "¡Adios!¡ Feliz Halloween, a todos!" (Inglés) "Os dejo... ¡Con vuestra pesadilla!" (Inglés)

Derrotado

"¡Ach, no!" "Tu ganas. No, espera, ¡Es un empate! Argh..." (Inglés) "¡Aaah!" (Inglés) "¡Aaah!" (Inglés) "¡Oooh!" (Inglés) "¡Nyyaaagh! ¡Soldier! ¡Te odio!" (Inglés) "No habéis oído lo último de Merasmus el Mago" (Inglés) "Me muero, Me muero..... Adiós Soldier." (Inglés) "¡Me muero! Soldier, ¡Eres el peor compañero de habitación!" (Inglés) "¡Me muero! Tenía conquistada esta tierra ¡Por cientos de años!I curse this land, -¡ No! ¡Miles! ¡miles de añ-oh!, ¡Me muero!" (Inglés) "¡Noooo!" (Inglés) "¡Noooo!" (Inglés)

La Rueda del Destino viene

Girando la Rueda del Destino

"¡La rueda gira!" (Inglés) "¡La rueda gira!" (Inglés) "¡Yo giro la Rueda del Destino!" (Inglés) "La Rueda del Destino gira!" (Inglés) "¡No puedes escapar de la Rueda del Destino!" (Inglés) "¡Gira, rueda!" (Inglés) "¡Gira la rueda y siente tu destino!" (Inglés) "¡Si, girad la rueda, idiotas. Ved los horrores que vais a experimentar." (Inglés) "¡Prepararos para sentir la ira de la Rueda del Destino!"(Inglés) "¡Si, gira la Rueda del Destino!" (Inglés) "Vuestro destino... ¡Está en mi mano!" (Inglés) "La Rueda del Destino es un misterio."(Inglés) "¡La Rueda gira!" (Inglés) "(risa) Vuestro destino está en mi mano."(Inglés) "La Rueda será vuestra perdición."(Inglés) "¡Si... Si! ¡La rueda!"(Inglés) "¡Si... Si! ¡Vuestro destino!"(Inglés) "¡La rueda! Vamos rueda, Merasmus necesita esto". (Inglés) "¡La rueda! Vamos rueda, dame uno." (Inglés) "¡La rueda! Vamos... Ponles a todos en llamas." (Inglés) "¡La rueda! Vamos... Cabeza. Grande. Vamos, cabeza grande." (Inglés)

Cabezas grandes

"¡Cabezones!" (Inglés) "(Risa) ¡Vuestro destino son las cabezas grandes! ¡Cabezas grandes!" (Inglés) "¡Maldigo vuestras cabezas... con grandeza!" (Inglés) "¡No podéis escapar al terror... de vuestras propias cabezas grandes!" "¡Super cabezas grandes!" (Inglés) "¡Plaga de super cabezas!" (Inglés) "¡Cabezas grandes! ¡El terror! ¡El terror!" (Inglés)

Cabezas pequeñas

"¡Cabezas encogidas!" (Inglés) "¡Cabezas minúsculas!" (Inglés) "¡Chiquititas, pequeñas cabezas! Como la profecía decía." (Inglés) "¡Sentir el pequeño misterio de una... cabeza... pequeña!" (Inglés) "¿Os gustan vuestras cabezas pequeñas? 'Gracias magia!" (Inglés) "¡Chiquititas, cabezas pequeñas!" (Inglés)

Supervelocidad

"¡Supervelocidad!" (Inglés)

Dance fate

"Dance fools!" "Darkness falls across the land! The dancing hour is close at hand!" "And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus. For no mere mortal can resist, the magic of Merasmus!" "Bailad. ¡Bailad! ¡BAILAD!" "¡La plaga del baile!"

Mala suerte

Hemorragia "¡La hemorragia!" (Inglés) "¡Hemorragia!" (Inglés) "¡Dejemos que la sangre fluya!" (Inglés) "¡Sangre!" (Inglés) "¡Plaga de sangre!" (Inglés) Fuego "¡Tormenta de Fuego!" (Inglés) "¡Fuego!" (Inglés) "¡Fuego, oh si! ¡Ahora estáis todos en llamas!" (Inglés) "¡Fuego! ¡Oh, esa ha sido bueno!" (Inglés) "¡Quemaros idiotas, quemaros!" (Inglés) "¡ARDED!" "¡Arded!" "¡Al infierno!" Lluvia de Fraskungfú "¡Fraskungfú!" "¡Fraskungfú! No magic is beneath Merasmus!" "¡Fraskungfú! ¡Sí, es eso que creéis que es!" "¡Lluvia de desperdicios!" "¡Fraskungfú! Merasmus se... disculpa por eso." "¡Fraskungfú! Merasmus no... no puede estar orgulloso... de esto." "¡Lluvia de Fraskungfú!" "¡Lluvia de Fraskungfú! *en voz baja* Lo siento." "¡Fraskungfú!" "¡Fraskungfú! ¡Fraskungfú para todos!" "¡Fraskungfú para toos! ¡Lo siento, lo siento mucho!" Invocación de Fantasmas "¡Fantasmas!" (Inglés) "¡Que empiece el asustamiento!" (Inglés) "¡Subid, subid de vuestras tumbas!" (Inglés) "¡Plaga de fantasmas!" (Inglés)

Poca gravedad

"¡Poca gravedad!" (Inglés) "La gravedad me molesta, por lo que, ¡La quito!" (Inglés) "La gravedad me molesta, así que... ¡La quito...! ¡La mayoría de ella!" (Inglés) "¡Gravedad! ¡Yo te expulso!" (Inglés) "¡Decid adiós a vuestra preciada gravedad!" (Inglés)

Supersalto

"¡SUPERSALTO!" (Inglés) "¡Salto grande!" (Inglés)

Impactos críticos garantizados

"¡Aparecen los críticos!" (Inglés)

Supercarga

"¡Ahora sois DIOSES! (voz baja) ...No se por qué puse eso en la rueda..." (Inglés) "¡Ahora sois DIOSES! ¡Magia! Esto no es una ciencia exacta." (Inglés) "¡Invencibles! ¡INVENCIBL- espera, espera, ¿qué?" (Inglés) "¡Sois invencibles! ¡Mujajajaja!¡ ¡Tontos! Ajajaja... ejej... espera..." (Inglés) ¡Ahora sois DIOSES! Najajaja... disfrutad vuestra falsa confianza. ¡Esta será vuestra perdición!" (Inglés) ¡Ahora sois DIOSES! Ajá, eso puede parecer bueno, pero será malo. Con el paso del tiempo." (Inglés) ¡Ahora sois DIOSES! Esperaba que eso.... fuera malo para vosotros." (Inglés) ¡Ahora sois DIOSES! Espera ¡No, no, no, no, no!" (Inglés) "¡Supercarga!" (Inglés)

Bombinomicón

Pegado en la cabeza de un jugador

"¡Oye, amigo! Te voy a dar una cabeza bomba. Así que corre hacia ese mago." (Inglés) "¡Oye, amigo! Te voy a dar una cabeza bomba. Así que corre hacia ese mago." (Inglés) "Te voy a dar una cabeza bomba. Así que corre hacia ese mago. Oh tío, ¡Agámoslo!" (Inglés) "Ey, ve y vuela a ese mago por mí , ¿eh?" (Inglés) "No tenemos mucho tiempo, corre hacia el mago, ¿Vale?" (Inglés) "¡Oye, tu! ¡Coge esto! Ve y corre hacia ese mago, ¿Vale? Vale." (Inglés) "¡Oye, soy un libro bomba! Es muy bueno." (Inglés) "¡Tu y yo amigo! Vamos a derrotar a ese mago." (Inglés) "Ey, ¡Eres tu! Si, agámoslo. Está bien. Te va a gustar esta cabeza bomba." (Inglés) "Ey, ¡Soy yo, el Bombinomicón! Oh, tío, ¡Esto va a ser genial!" (Inglés) "¡Oye, amigo, no tengo tiempo para explicártelo! ¡Corre hacia el mago!" (Inglés) "¡Pou! ¡Zup! ¡Corre hacia el mago!" (Inglés) "Oye, soy yo, ¡El libro bomba! ¡Corred hacia ese mago! Sí, ¡vamos allá!" (Inglés) "¡Bombinomicón! Te da una cabeza bomba. Oh tío, ¡vamos allá!" (Inglés) "Hey, ¡Soy yo, el Bombinomicón! ¡Está muy bien! ¡Tu cabeza es una bomba ahora mismo! Bien, buena suerte." (Inglés) "¡Tu cabeza es una bomba ahora! Bien, buena suerte." (Inglés) "¡Tu cabeza es una bomba ahora! Oh, ¡Está muy bien! Bien, buena suerte." (Inglés) "Bonita cabeza. ¡Ahora es una bomba! ¡Soy grandioso!" (Inglés) "Bonita cabeza, amigo. ¡Cabeza bomba! Es una cosa buena." (Inglés) "Ey, ¡Tienes una cabeza! ¡Genial! Ahora es una cabeza bomba." (Inglés) "¡Oye! ¡Pou! ¡Cabeza bomba! Oh, está muy bien. Ahora voy." (Inglés) "¡Pou! ¡Cabeza bomba!" (Inglés) "¡Oye, amigo! Parece que te gustaría usar una bomba para tu cabeza. ¡Pou! ¡Zup!." (Inglés) "¡Oye, amigo! Parece que te gustaría usar una bomba para tu cabeza. ¡Pou! ¡Zup!" (Inglés) "¡Bombinomicón! Te da una cabeza bomba. Es lo que he hecho." (Inglés) "¡Bombinomicón! Te da una cabeza bomba. Sí, es muy bonita." (Inglés) "¡Pou! ¡Zup! Cabeza bomba para ti. Tu cabeza ahora es muy chula. ¡Mucho!" (Inglés) "¡Pou! ¡Zup! ¡Te va a gustar esta cabeza bomba!" (Inglés) "¡Pou! ¡Zup! Cabeza bomba para ti." (Inglés) "¡Po, po, BAM! ¡Cabeza bomba para ti! [risa] Oh, está bien." (Inglés) "Oh, odio a ese mago. ¡Oye! Deberías de llevarle esto". (Inglés) "Oh, ¡ODIO a ese mago! Deberías de llevarle esto." (Inglés) "¡El mago! ¡Ve y llévale esto!" (Inglés) "¡Oye, tío! ¿Qué pasa? Tu cabeza ahora es una bomba. Que bien." (Inglés) "¡Oye, tío! ¿Qué pasa? Tu cabeza ahora es una bomba." (Inglés) "¡Oye, tío! ¿Qué pasa? Tu cabeza ahora es una bomba." (Inglés) "¡Tu cabeza ahora es una bomba! ¡Esto va a ser BESTIAL!" (Inglés) "Te doy una cabeza bomba. Es lo que quería." (Inglés) "Tío, tienes una cabeza bonita. Ahora es una bomba." (Inglés) "¡Po, po, BAM! Tu cabeza ahora es muy bonita." (Inglés)

Preparación

"¡Sí, agámoslo!" (Inglés) "¡Sí, agámoslo!" (Inglés) "¡Eh, chicos!" (Inglés) "¡Sí, claro!" (Inglés) "Claro, ¿por qué no?" (Inglés) "Vale, ¡agámoslo!" (Inglés) "¡SÍ! ¡Eso ha sido grandioso!" (Inglés) "Jo, jo, ¡esto va a estar bien!" (Inglés) "Eh, ¡hola a todos! ¡Soy el Bombinomicón!" (Inglés) "Oh tío, ¡Agámoslo!" (Inglés) "Oh tío, ¡Agámoslo!"(Inglés) "Sí, ¡agámoslo!"(Inglés) "¡Sí!, ¡sí!" (Inglés) "¡Sí!, ¡sí!" (Inglés) "Oh, ¡esto va a ser bestial!" (Inglés) "¡Lo tienes!" (Inglés) "De acuerdo, ¡atrás!" (Inglés) "¡Bonitas cosas!" (Inglés) "¡Oh, sí! ¡Tiremos algunas bombas!" (Inglés) "¡Esto va a ser bestial!" (Inglés) "¡Esto va a ser bestial!" (Inglés) "Eh, ¡hola a todos!" (Inglés) "Tíos, ¡tengo algunas bombas!" (Inglés) "¡Sí! ¡Ja, ja!" (Inglés) "¡Sí! ¡Ja, ja!" (Inglés) "¡Aquí tenemos un buen almacén de bombas!" (Inglés)

Bienvenida a la Isla Calavera

"¡Eh, chicos! ¿Habéis derrotado al mago? Qué bonito, qué bonito, chicos." (Inglés) "¿Así que os gusta esta isla? Muy bonito, ¿eh? Estáis en mi propiedad. Si, es mía. Es buen sitio para traer chicas, ¿no? Hay un poco de romanticismo, lo he estado viendo y... es que es muy bonita." (Inglés) "Bueno, ahora os sentís libres para hacer lo que queráis por aquí, espero. Sabéis, parece que sabéis lo que hacéis, ¿correcto? [risa] Sentiros libres de robar todo lo que queráis. Eh, ¡soy un libro! ¿por qué necesito todo lo que está aquí?" (Inglés)

Después de conseguir El Tocado de Isla Calavera

"Ah, el sombrero calavera de Merasmus. Esto va a lucir muy bien en tu cabeza." (Inglés) "¡Ah, el sombrero calavera de Merasmus! Ey, es muy chulo." (Inglés) "¡Ah, el sombrero calavera de Merasmus! Buena elección, chicos. Muy buena elección." (Inglés)

Scream Fortress 2013 (2013)

Herm-Mann-os

Carrera de Vagonetas

A continuación se recogen las respuestas en Carrera de Vagonetas pronunciadas por Redmond Mann (en RED) y Blutarch Mann (en BLU) en Helltower.

Comienzo de ronda

Redmond "This is Redmond Mann speaking from an unspecified location beyond the grave. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you to push my brother to hell!" "It is I, your employer, Redmond Mann, from beyond the grave. I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other. Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push that cart!" "This is Redmond Mann, and I've got one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" "This is your employer, and I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" "Listen up you reprobates. This is Redmond Mann. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" "Listen up you thugs. This is Redmond Mann speaking. And I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" Blutarch "Listen up, you thugs. This is Blutarch Mann speaking. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you, from beyond the grave, to push my brother to hell! Until I tell you to stop!" "It is I, your employer, Blutarch Mann. From beyond the grave! I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other! Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push my brother to hell!" "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" "This is Blutarch Mann, with one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. Push! That! Cart!

RED en cabeza

Redmond "Yes! Yes! Yes yes yes!" "Yes, that's it! Push!" "We're winning! Push!" "Good, good!" "Yes!" "Perfect!" "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch! I'm winning!" "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" "I'm winning! And you're losing, Blutarch! I will be the last man standing!" "How do you like those ghostly apples, Blutarch? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes, yes, yes yes yes..." "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? The Badlands are mine!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? I'm the best son!" "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Blutarch!" "Yes! I should've died years ago!" "Yes! All of my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." Blutarch "Push!" "Keep pushing the cart!" "Push the cart!" "Get to the cart!" "Don't leave my brother!" "Push my brother!" "Hell is that way! Push!" "Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class!" "Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet?" "All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! It's not gravel science." "Keep pushing!" "Puuuush!" "We're losing!" "We're behind!" "They're trouncing us!" "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" "Barnbiscuits, we're behind!" "We're losing!" "Hogwater, we're losing!" "Pissdumplings! They're winning!" "Posspuddle... We're losing!" "What am I paying you for?! Get my brother to hell!" "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" "Fight harder, you imbeciles!" "Fight, you nincompoops!" "Damn you Redmond!"

BLU en cabeza

Redmond "Push!" "Puuuush!" "Keep pushing!" "Keep pushing the cart!" "Get to the cart!" "Don't leave the cart!" "Puuuush!" "Puuuuuuush!" "No, you stupid poor people!" "Blast! I should've hired the BLU team!" "We're losing!" "We're behind! Fight harder, you imbeciles!" "They're winning!" "Fight, you nincompoops! They're beating us!" "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" "Patswater! They're winning!" "Posspoddle, we're losing!" "Pissdumplings! They're beating us!" "Hogwater, we're losing!" "Boggarbottom! We're losing!" "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" "What am I paying you for? Push my brother to hell!" "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" "Why is my brother winning?" "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" "What the gravel am I paying you for?" "You unwashed reprobates! It's not gravel science!" "Damn you Blutarch!" Blutarch "Yes! Yes yes yes yes!" "Yes, that's it! Push!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Good, good!" "Perfect!" "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? I'm winning!" "Yes! I should've died years ago!"

Redmond cerca del final

Redmond "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" Blutarch "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" "I'm winning! And you're losing, Redmond! I will be the last man standing!" "How do you like those ghostly apples, Redmond? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes yes yes..." "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Redmond! I'm the best brother!" "Yes! All my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? The Badlands are mine!" "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? You're going to hell!"

Blutarch cerca del final

Redmond "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" Blutarch "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" "No, you stupid poor people!" "Blast! I should've hired the RED team!" "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" "What the gravel am I paying you for?"

Victoria de la carrera

Redmond "I've done it!" "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" "Rot in hell, Blutarch! I win!" "Look at me now, father! I won!" "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" "After a hundred years, I am the last man standing!" "I won! Wait, where are you all going?" "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, go to hell!" *laughs* Blutarch "I've done it!" "Yes! Yes yes yes!" "Yes, yes yes yes! I did it!" "I won!" "Rot in hell, Redmond! I win!" "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" "I am the last man standing!" "Wait! Where are you all going?" "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, you all can go to hell!" *long laughter* *coughing* "Go to hell!" *laughing*

Derrota de la carrera

Redmond "No! Noooooooo!" "No! Noooooooooooo!" "I'm taking you to hell with me!" "Damn you Blutarch!" "Happy Hallowee-" *fades off* "Damn you Blutarch!" "Nooooooo-" *fades off* "No! Noooooo!" Blutarch "No! Noooooooo!" "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmond!" "Daaaaaaaaah!" "Well I tried." "I'm taking you to hell with me!" "You're all comin' with me!" "Noooooooo-" *fades off* "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *fades off*

Salida del Infierno

Victoria Redmond "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *victory theme* Blutarch "Yes! Yes yes yes!" *victory theme* Derrota Redmond "No! Nooooo!" *boos* Blutarch "No! Noooooooo!" *boos* Empate Redmond "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme* Blutarch "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*

Magia

Aparecen los objetos

Redmond "Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughs* "Gather spells while you can!" "Spells! Spells everywhere!" "Gather spells before they disappear!" "Grab the spells and cast them!" "Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!" "Spells!" Blutarch "Gather spells while you can!" "Spells! Get them before they disappear!" "Gather spells before they disappear!" "Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!" "Spells! Spells everywhere!" "Grab the spells and cast them!" "Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!"

Comienza la hora de las brujas

Redmond "The Witching Hour!" "It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!" "Yes, it's the Witching Hour!" "Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!" "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!" "It's midnight! Again!" "The Witching Hour! Again!" "It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!" "It's midnight again?" "It's midnight! ...Again!" "It's midnight..." *inhales* "Again!" Blutarch "The Witching Hour!" "It's midnight!" "Yes! It's the Witching Hour!" "Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us." "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!" "It's midnight. Again!" "It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!" "It's happening again!" "It's happening again!" "It's midnight! Again!" "It's midnight again?" "It's midnight again!" "It's midnight! Again!" "It's midnight again!"

Se abre el puente a la Isla del Inferno

Redmond "The bridge is down!" "The bridge, you fools! Get the good magic..." "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!" "The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..." "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" "Cross the bridge!" Blutarch "The bridge is down!" "The bridge, you fools!" "The bridge, you lackeys!" "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!" "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"

Aparecen los enemigos

Redmond "Zombies!" "Hell zombies!" "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" "Zombies, no! Wait... " *muttering* "Hold on, let me check... Oh god! Hell zombies!" "The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!" "Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- NO! That's bad!" "It's the Skeleton King!" "We've awoken the Skeleton King!" Blutarch "The hell is happening now?" "What's happening down there?" "What the gravel is happening down there?" "Aw, no! Zombies!" "Zombies!" "Hell zombies!" "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" "Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!" "Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!" "Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!" "Oh good, the Skeleton King's here." "It's the Skeleton King!" "Run! It's the Skeleton King!" "It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!" "The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!"

Misceláneos

Los her-Mann-os discutiendo

(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" (Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" (Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* (Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, from heaven! While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* (Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) "Hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?" (Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "DO do it!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!" (Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "Do do it!" (Blutarch "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!" (Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" (Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" (Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!" (Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "You, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!" (Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I won't see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid I'll be the one not seeing you!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!" (Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" (Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" (Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" (Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" (Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I only feel it!" (Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother." (Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm sending you to hell!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm not! Sorry!" (Blutarch) "Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it worth your while. Now knock knock" (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your brother Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "I'm trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!" (Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all your gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you dare, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!" (Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!" (Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!" (Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!" (Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!" (Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!"

Condición desconocida

Blutarch "This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing* "It all makes perfect sense!" "What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!" "All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the exact same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense." "I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they will prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle* "I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing."

Bombinomicón

Bienvenida a la Isla del Inferno

"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?" "Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death." "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death." "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." "Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?" "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here." "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death." "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell." "Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." "Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are? Hell! Yes, pretty good." "Guess what guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death." "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death" "Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." "Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts." "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death." "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." (laughs eagerly) "Fight to the death." "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell." "Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go." "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death."

Fin del combate en la Isla

"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift." "Hey, you made it." "There he is. Here's some free crap." "Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free." "Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?" "Okay guys, first come first serve." "Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads." "Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it." "Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!" "Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go." "Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." (laughs) "Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!" "Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you." "Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving." "Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!" (whispering) "I love you guys." "Man, they're going to make you guys the Devil!" (laughs evilly) "Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys." "Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." (tearfully) "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts." "Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff." "Okay good, you're done! Man I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." (laughs jubilantly) "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go." "Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But we are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!" "Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" (chuckles) "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here."

Condiciones desconocidas

"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." "Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!" "Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper." "Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil." "Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea." "Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!" "Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" (laughs evilly) "I'm kidding." (whispers) "You guys are going to have go pretty soon." "Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome." "Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" (laughter) "I am cracking myself up down here." "Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good." "So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap." "One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts." "Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!" "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (laughs maliciously) "It's not me, we're in Hell." "Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff." "Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings!" "Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best." "You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pause* "Ah! I knew it!" *joyous laughter* "Hell is so great, you guys." "Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" (eager laughter) "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun." "So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later." "Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" (laughs maliciously) "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop." "Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" (laughter) "This was a test all along!" (more laughter) "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction."

Eternoween

A continuación se recogen unas frases pronunciadas por Merasmus al aprobar la votación por Eternoween.

Eternoween activado

"I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween!" "Happy Halloween mode!" "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" "Your calendar's not broken, it's your mind! Halloween mode!" "It is I, Merasmus! Say...does anyone on this server love Halloween?! Halloween mode!" "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! As foretold by Discount Costume Warehouse! Awooo!" "Hello, it is I, Merasmus! Happy Halloween, everybody! FOREVER!!" "Welcome to T-G-I-Halloween, where it's always Halloween! I'm Merasmus, your server! We have a couple of lovely specials tonight: ONE OF THEM IS YOUR OWN DEATH! The other is loaded tuscan flatbread." "It is I, Merasmus! Welcome...to Halloween mode!" "I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! Your calendar...has gone insane!" "Halloween mode! It's the devil's business!" "It's Halloween! FOREVER!!"

Scream Fortress 2014 (2014)

Merasmus

Entrega especial

Periodo de preparación

"Cinco." "¡Cuatro!" "¡Tres!" "¡Dos!" "¡Uno!"

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"Greeting mortals! It is I, Merasmus! Do you think you've got what it takes to try the world's biggest strongman game? Because you don't! It's too big! No mortal is strong enough! (laughter) It was an unwise investment!" "Welcome fools, to your doom! It is I, Merasmus! Behold! An ancient Sumerian strongman game! It is old! It it evil! And it is not free! Have your tickets ready." "Hello fools! It is I, Merasmus! Step right up, if you dare, and test your collective might against the world's biggest strongman game! Are you strong enough to discover how weak you are? If you don't buy a ticket, you'll never know!" "Greetings mortals! It is I, Merasmus! I see you brought your guns! But are they big enough to best my ancient Sumerian strongman game? There's only one way to find out: get your tickets!" "It is I, mortals, Merasmus the wizard! Welcome to my dark carnival of the macabre! Admit One...to MADNESS! (laughter) Step right up and test your measly might on my Strongmann Game of the Damned!" "Good evening, mortals! Welcome to Merasmus' circus berzekus! My big top of beastly abominations! My carnival of carnage! (laughter) Test your miserable might on my infernal Strongmann Machine! (laughter)" "Welcome mortals to my Magic Kingdom!...which is unaffiliated with any other Magic Kingdom that may or may not exist. Step right up and get your tickets from me! For I am the Ticket Master!...again, not a term Merasmus officially owns." (See: Magic Kingdom and Ticketmaster) "It is Halloween! The time of year when the doorways between our world and the next swing wide! That...and President's Day. That's still only two times! So you've got to pick your battles if you're Merasmus!" "Greetings mortals...and こんにちは! Yes, Merasmus is learning Japanese...in the likely event that he will have to beg for his life! Why? Well, therein lies a tale of horror! Short version: Merasmus owes $12,000 to the Japanese Mafia!" (Translation: "konnichiwa" (good afternoon)) "A harvest moon hangs pendulously in the sky, mortals! That's right, the moon's giving us the green light for harvesting! Apropos of nothing, I hope you all brought your souls! (laughter) And money. Because Merasmus has sunk a lot into this circus." Vuelta "Oh good, you're back! That last time I transported you to a nightmare realm of bumper car madness! This time, I promise not to. Go get a Ticket for the Strongmann game!" "Hah! I tricked you! You thought Merasmus was giving you an innocent circus ride! And instead it was a hellish bumper car slaughter! OK! Go get another ticket for the Strongmann game! This time I'm not tricking you." "I hope you brought your souls with you! Why? Oh no reason! (laughter) *sotto voce* Oh, I'm going to take their souls. It's going to be so good! Score one for Merasmus!" "Go on. Pretend Merasmus isn't even here. Kill everyone like you would normally." "'I don't think any of you are strong enough to best my Strongmann game! Signed: Merasmus.' That's right, I'm having this speech notarized as we speak! It's official: you are too weak!" "No Ticket, no ride! Do you think an evil circus runs on souls? Because it does! But not entirely. Mostly it runs on electricity and that costs money." "You know what runs on souls? Inter-dimensional doorways to dark realms beyond the knowing of man! You know what doesn't run on souls? Lightbulbs. They still still use electricity and that costs money. No Ticket, no ride." "Yes, yes! Keep killing each other! Look at those bodies piling up! This will be the greatest circus graveyard of all time! Screw you ancient Sumeria!" "Can you even trust your own senses? Imagine stepping back from a skeleton you've just knifed to death. Only it is your best friend! That's the kind of psychological thrills you can expect every night at Merasmus' dark circus!" "Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, are you not entertained? What's that? No? You aren't? You there! Spy! Stab somebody!" "I summon thee, Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god! Look on my works and arise! No? Later then, Bonzo. You there! Soldier! Kill somebody!" "Ugh, I don't have time for you to die of natural causes! You there! Demoman! Bomb someone!" "Most villains don't think they're evil. They think they're heroes. Not me! I'm reclaiming it! Evil wizard! I'm rotten to the bone and I don't care who knows it!" "Look how good you are at killing, mortals! You must be very successful and rich! You could help Merasmus rise from the murky depths of his financial grave! But I warn you, it's twelve thousand dollars deep! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaa...oh no." "Yes, yes! Ancient Sumerian burial ground, my magic ass! By midnight, the circus will be an American graveyard! You're not the only country that can put bodies in a hole, Ancient Sumeria! Buy American everyone!" "Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? The Japanese Mafia! They are not spectral! They are very real! And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! Help me!" "Bonzo, appear! Appear before us! Just try not to appear between the Japanese Mafia and the $12,000 I owe them! They will break all seventeen of your arms! " "Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent evil wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12000, hoping to flip it and make a fortune! Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? The Japanese Mafia! But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frankly punitive interest rates! Welcome to my financial nightmare, mortals! Awwooo ho ho ho ho (crying)...what am I going to do..?" "Attention: foolish mortals! If you see any Japanese people around, let Merasmus know! Because that is the Japanese Mafia! At best, they are here to break his legs! And that is the best-case scenario! It gets a lot, lot darker from there...a lot darker." "Look at you! You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! They're animals, mortals!" "Just look at those souls of yours! Wasting away in those big, stupid bodies! Oh the things I could do with them! The only thing I can't do is pay off the Japanese Mafia with them. Ha ha! They made that very explicit...American currency only." "My circus isn't very safe, is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau! Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasamus didn't think this through..." "Be afraid, mortals! Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, is coming! You know who's not scared of Bonzo? The Japanese Mafia! They don't appear to be scared of anything. Except not getting the money I owe them. (nervously) And even that just seems to make them angry..." "I hope you signed your release forms, fools, indemnifying Merasmus in the events of your deaths! (laughter) Because otherwise, I'm in a lot of trouble...Merasmus has two strikes...I will go to jail...FOREVER!" Segunda vuelta "You thought you were going to test your strength! But instead, I tricked you, again! (laughter) Alright, I've had my fun. This time the Strongmann game will only test your strength. No more teleporting you to eldritch bumper car realms." "(cackling) You fell for it, again! (breathless with laughter) And to reward your gullibility, this time, I promise nothing supernatural will happen when you use the Strongmann game. Ah hah." "Ah ha ha ha ha! You must know the Strongman's a secret portal to eldritch bumper car realms at this point! And you're still doing it! (laughter) I'm starting to think you guys just like killing each other... Ah hah!" "(evil laughter) OK. OK! I've lost track of how many times I've tricked you into activating the evil bumper car portal at this point! (chuckle) But this time...you know what...it's still a trick! Ah ha hah!"

Preparación para coger tiques

"Get ready to test your strength!" "Tickets for the Strongmann game are almost on sale!" "Merasmus' dark and eldritch circus of the macabre is open! No refunds!!" "Go, go! Test your strength!" "Yes, yes! Kill everyone! Kill anyone! Kill everything that isn't dead!" "Go get your tickets! Kill everyone in your way!" "The Strongmann! MisFortune Telling! The Necromasher! My circus has it all!" "Merasmus' dark carnival...is open! (cackling)" "(laughter) Welcome lambs...TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE...for lambs!" "Merasmus' dark carnival...IS OPEN! (laughter)" "Go, the gate is up! Run fools! Get your Tickets!" "What are your waiting for? Go get you Tickets!" "Go get your Tickets! The price is MURDER! (laughter and howling)"

Aparición de tiques

"'Get your Tickets! If you dare!" "Tickets are now on sale, mortals!" "Step right up and get your Tickets! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!" "Get your Tickets! (laughter) Awoo! Hoo hoo!" "Tickets are available for pickup!" "Get your Tickets, fools!" "(maniacal laughter) Hurry! Get your Tickets!" "Get your Tickets...If you dare!" "Tickets are now available!" "Step right up and get your Tickets! (cackling)" Nagging "Go! Get the Tickets!" "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!" "Why has nobody claimed their Tickets?!" "Go get the Tickets!" "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!"

Reaparición de tiques

"Tickets are on sale again!" "Tickets are available for pickup again!" "The Tickets are back!" "The Tickets...Have Returned!" "The Tickets are back! Go get them!" "The Tickets have returned! What are you waiting for?"

Todos los tiques recogidos por aliados

"You've got the Tickets! Get them to the Strongmann!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the Strongmann!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the lift!" "You have the Tickets! Now get to the ride!" "The Tickets are yours! Now, get to the top of the ride!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the lift!" "The Tickets are yours! Now get to the ride!"

Todos los tiques recogidos por enemigos

"Fools! The enemy has the Tickets!" "Fools! The enemy has taken the Tickets!" "They've got the Tickets!" "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!" "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!"

Tiques soltados por aliado

"Your team has dropped your Tickets!" "Your team dropped the Tickets!" "You team just dropped the Tickets!" "Your team has dropped your Tickets!"

Tiques soltados por enemigo

"Hurry! They've dropped the tickets!" "Fools! The enemy dropped the Tickets!" "The enemy has dropped the Tickets!" "Hurry! They've dropped the Tickets!"

Aliado en el ascensor

"You team has made it to the lift!" "Your team got the Tickets to the lift!" "Your team is on the lift!" "Yes! Your team's on the lift!" "Your team has started the lift! Get ready to test your strength!" "Your team is on the lift! Nothing can stop you now! Except the other team and their guns!" "Your team started the lift!" "(laughter) Your team is starting the ride!" "Your team is activating the Strongmann!" "You're starting the Strongmann! (laughter) Fools!...I mean good! Good stuff!" "You team is unlocking the ride!" "Your team is unlocking the Strongmann!"

Enemigo en el ascensor

"The enemy's made it to the lift!" "The enemy got their Tickets to the lift!" "The enemy is on the lift!" "The enemy is on the lift!" "Fools! The enemy is on the lift!" "The enemy team's on the lift, you fools!" "The enemy's made it to the lift! Stop them!" "The enemy's started the lift!" "Hurry! The enemy's about to start the Strongmann!" "The enemy's trying to start the ride!" "The enemy team is starting the Strongmann!" "The enemy is starting the Strongmann! Quickly, kill them all!" "The enemy has almost started the Strongmann! Hurry! Slaughter them!" "The enemy is close to activating the Strongmann! Stop them! And kill them! And stop them!" "The enemy has almost activated the Strongmann! They can't do it if they're dead! (laughter)" "The enemy's unlocking the ride!" "The enemy's unlocking the Strongmann!"

Los tiques se han entregado

Generic "Fools! This innocent Strongmann game was in actuality a necromantic portal to a kill-crazy realm of murder! You just got Merasmus'd!" "Fools! The only strength you've been testing is the strength of your gullibility! Stand by for bumper-car madness!" Por RED "RED wins...a first-class ticket to a kill-crazy realm of bumper cars and murder! That's right, you just got Merasmus'd" "You did it RED team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a bumper car slaughterhouse where I kill you all! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" (See: pole position) "Nice hustle RED team! Your reward is a slight advantage in a game I specifically invented to kill all of you! Again, congratulations. ALRIGHT LET'S DO IT!" "RED wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" (See: Skull Island Topper) "RED wins! And now I send you to a realm of bumper-car insanity! No bumps barred! NO RULES! Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times though." "Yes, RED team! You've won yourself the advantage in a game of bumper cars...designed to kill every one of you! So enjoy that early lead!" "What a come-from-behind win! Team RED is a Cinderella story tonight, mortals! R! E! D! What's it spell? Who! Cares! OK, time to kill you!" "Wooo! Who saw that coming! RED snags a win! I thought BLU had that locked up! What an upset! Woo ho, well, time to die! Still though, that was close guys." Por BLU "BLU wins! Enjoy your victory lap...to the grave! Courtesy of my bumper cars of the damned!" "BLU wins! And now I transport you to a racetrack slick with blood and entrails! Yours! Welcome fools, to bumper car madness!" "BLU wins! And that means you get a slight advantage at the start of my bumper car game. Then you'll die! To summarize: small advantage to BLU. Then I'll kill you!" "Well done BLU team! You've won yourself the advantage in a bumper car game! A game where I plan to KILL ALL OF YOU! And feed your souls to an evil circus god!" "BLU wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" "You did it BLU team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a game I devised to kill all of you!" "Congratulations BLU team! You've won a very small advantage in a game I'm about to transport you all to. Footnote that, the game will most likely kill all of you!" "Congrats BLU team! I'm sending you all to a bumper-car slaughterhouse! And you'll get a small advantage at the start of it! (laughter) No, no, no. Don't thank me. After all I am going to kill you."

Propósito general

"Yes!" "YES!" "No!" "NO!" "Yes! Yes, yes, yes!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Damn you!" "No, wait!" "Don't do that!" "Don't do that!" "Kill them!" "Stop them!" "Stop them!" "Argh! Blast!" "Why? Why would you do that?" "Perfect!" "Excellent!" "EXCELLENT!" "Get them!" "GET THEM!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Attack them!" "ATTACK THEM!" "Destroy them!" "Quickly, get rid of it!" "Hurry, get rid of it!"

Hechizos y maldiciones

Efecto de hechizo inminente

"Incoming spell!" "Spell coming at you!" "Incoming spell, mortals!" "Incoming spell!" "Incoming spell!"

Cabezas grandes

"Big heads!" "Big heads! (wicked laughter)" "Big balloon heads! Haha! Hilarious!" "'Big balloon heads! Ahhh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Merasmus, you've done it again!" "Cranius Giganto!" "Big heads for everybody!" "Balloon Head spell! And that's just a taste of the spells I've been cooking up! Merasmus's getting a lot of buzz from some pretty big magical universities right now. I don't want to name drop...Hogwarts is very interested!" (See: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry) "Balloon Heads! Just a little spell I cooked up last night. Oh what's that, Gandalf? You can't make people's heads into balloons? Ah ha ha! Well maybe you should cry hot tears into your stupid beard, because Merasmus is the best!" (See: Gandalf) "Full disclosure: I've just filled your heads with eight gallons of pickle brine! Wait, wait, wait, before you jump down my throat, you should know, it didn't cost me a thing!" "This is one of those glass-half-empty scenarios! Downside, yes I just inflated all of your heads! Upside though, because I don't want you to worry, my head is fine." "Now what I've done here is inflate your head then fill the cavity with rotten garbage. I think I speak for everyone when I say, 'Damn you Merasmus! (claps!) You've done it again! Home run!'"

Solo cuerpo a cuerpo

"No guns!" "No guns! (laughter)" "No guns! (maniacal laughter)" "Nonus artilleriso!" "No guns!" "Merasmus talks about guns like you ain't got none, mortals! That's because I sold them all! (laughter)" "Your precious Second Amendment won't help you now, Soldier. No guns! For anyone!" (See: Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights) "Merasmus banishes your guns! (laughter) This isn't a Second Amendment thing by the way, it's non-politically motivated evil!" "Merasmus banishes your guns to the nether realms! Forever! Or perhaps only momentarily! Merasmus printed this spell off the Internet!"

Sumersión en Fraskungfú

"Underwater!" "Underwater!" "Underwater! (laughter)" "Underwater! (cackling)" "Sumarinus Jaratitos!" "Under-water!" "Swim mortals! Swim underwater until I... Oh. Oh, no! That's, that's not water, is it? Oh. Merasmus is so very, very sorry." "Swim for Mersasmus' amusement, mortals! (laughter) Oh. Oh no! That is...that is not water. Uh, Merasmus, all...well all Merasmus can do is apologize." "An ocean of water descends upon you. Drown mortals! Drown in...in... Hmm. Ok, all cards on the table, that was supposed to be water. I'm so sorry."

Minijuegos de coches de choque

Preparación

"Yes! Bump! Bump your padded cars to a padded grave!" "The precious padding of your bumpy cars can't save you now! Unless you have padding on your very souls!" "Bump, mortals! Bump for Bonzo's amusement! He is easily entertained! Ah ha ha ha ha!" "These bumper cars have no brakes! A) Because they move relatively slowly, but B) Because there are no rules!" "Don't forget to buckle-up mortals! Oh wait, there's no seat-belts! (laughter) Enjoy your five-mile-an-hour death ride!" "Bump away in these bumper cars, fools! Bump yourselves to madness!" "These are no normal bumper cars! They will bump you to the edge of sanity itself!" "Go for a spin, mortals, in my smack carts of the black arts! My scream machines! My bumper cars! (laughter)" "Strap in mortals to my vile vessels of vehicular villainy! My damnation wagons! My bumper scars! (laughter)" "Take a seat mortals in my murder machines of malevolent mayhem! My hearses with curses! My bumper scars!" "I hope none of you are pregnant or have an existing heart condition! Because you about to be jostled like you've never been jostled before!" "Welcome, mortals to my stationary cars! Oh no wait, they're bumper cars! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Get ready for the bumping of your life!" "Go ahead and try the brakes! They won't work! You're trapped in a runaway bumper car! Strap in for a five-mile-an-hour Hell ride!" "Don't fall off the track, mortals! Bonzo's hungry tonight! Especially for you, Spy! Bonzo loves French food!" "I'd love to join you down there, mortals, but I have a heart condition and the rules are clearly posted. I'm with you, it's ridiculous. Write your congressman!" "I don't want to scare you, but bumper cars aren't meant to go this fast! (laughter) That's right, they're non-OSHA-compliant! Awoooo!" (See: OSHA) "Strap in mortals to my thumper cars! They're not as fast as actual cars, but faster than a bumper car is meant to go! So...that's... still pretty scary!"

Cazapatos

Preparación

"Welcome to the Looting Gallery!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! (laughter)" "Welcome, mortals, to the Looting Gallery!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Collect Ducks to win! Kill the other team to win! Do whatever! It takes! To win! Because believe me, you don't want to lose!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery, mortals! Whoever gets the most Ducks wins! Whoever gets the least ducks, does not win! I'm assuming that you're all a little dim, so Merasmus is laying this out as simply as possible." "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! The team that captures the most prizes wins! The team that pushes the other team off the track, shrieking to their deaths, also wins! But much, much faster!"

Patos de bonif. por chocar a enemigos

"Bonus Ducks!" "Bonus Ducks!" "Bonus Ducks!"

Se mueven los patos

"I've moved the Ducks!" "I've moved the Ducks!" "The Ducks have moved, mortals!" "The Ducks... have moved. mortals!" "Now the Ducks are over here!" "The Ducks...HAVE MOVED!" "The Ducks have moved elsewhere!" "Now the Ducks...are over there!" "Now the Ducks are over there!"

Salidas

RED Wins "RED grabbed the most Ducks! RED wins!" "You got the most Ducks, RED! You win!" BLU wins "BLU grabbed the most Ducks! BLUE wins!"

Cayendo plataformas

Preparación

"Falling Platforms!" "Welcome, to Falling Platforms! (laughter)" "Welcome to a game I call: Falling Platforms! (evil laughter)" "One of these platforms won't plunge you to your doom! (cackling)" "One of these platforms will be your salvation! The others will plunge you to your doom!" "Only one of these platforms won't plunge you to your death! Can you find it in time? If I were you, I'd give it a shot!" "All but one of these platforms will fall into the abyss below you! But which one? (laughter) If the fall doesn't kill you, the suspense will!" "Welcome to a game I call "Falling Platforms" for a reason that is shrouded in mystery. But will soon be very...very incredibly obvious!" "The goal of this game is simple: one of these platforms...won't plummet you to your doom! The others...will plummet you to your doom!" "These aren't normal platforms, mortals! All of them...are evil! Except for one! Which is nice! The evil ones will plunge you to your doom! The nice one...will remain stationary!" "None of these platforms will suddenly plunge you to your death! You're perfectly safe! Drive slowly mortals and chat amongst yourselves!"

Revelación de plataforma segura

"Go, go, go, go! It's that one!" "There, that one! Go, go, go, go!" "There! There, there, there, there, there, there!" "Oh there! That one! That one! THAT ONE!" "Oh, it's that one! Go, go, go, go, go!" "AH! That one! Go! Go, go, go!" "There it is! Hurry you fools! Hurry!" "There is it! Hurry you fools, hurry!" "Ooh! There! That one! That one!"

Tiempo extra

"You all win! At failing! Time to die mortals!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone!" "Kill them all, Horsemann!" "Enough! I summon the Headless! Horseless! Horsemann!" "Kill them all, Horsemann!"

Fútbol

Preparación

"Bumper Cars Soccer!" "Bumper Cars Soccer, everyone!" "Bumper Cars Soccer! Awoo!" "(evil laughter) Bumper Cars Soccer!" "Ancient Sumerian Bumper Cars Soccer!" "The time has come! For Ancient Sumerian Bumper Car Death Soccer!" "Welcome to Soccer, mortals! Or as we call it in the dark realms before time: Sumerian Rules Bumpy Car Football!" "Bumper Cars Soccer! The most diabolical game in history. Invented by the Ancient Sumerian Circus Association as a way to keep score...of being evil!"

Gol

RED "RED scores a goal!" "RED scores!" "Goal for RED!" "GOAL for RED!" "Ah ha ha ha ha! Goal for RED!" BLU "BLU scores a goal!" "BLU scores!" "GOAL for BLU!" "Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Goal for BLU!" "Na ha ha! Goal for BLU!" Deciding point "Goal for RED...disgusting goal!" "Goal for BLU...disgusting goal!"

Tiempo extra

"Kill them all, Horsemann! (laughter)" "Horsemann! Wrap this up!" "Death to all of you! Death, by Horsemann!" "Prepare to die, mortals! By the hands of the Horsemann!" "I summon the Headless Horseless Horsemann, to kill you all for my amusement! And I'm not amused easily, so he's really going to slaughter the Hell out of you! Oh, this is going to get dark, everyone!" "You're taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped. So I made some phone calls! Kill them all, Horsemann!" "No, this is taking too long! Say hello to an old friend of mine: the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody!" "It's the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody! The star of Scream Fortress 2! No autographs or flash photography, please. He's just here to kill you!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone! (claps) Give it up. (claps) Give it up." "What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the Horseless Headless Horsemann!"

Salidas

Tiempo extra

"This is taking too long!" "You bore Merasmus! Time to make this more interesting!" "Alright, let's finish this! Merasmus is...getting a little bored watching you!" "Alright, this is getting embarrassing! Merasmus is a busy wizard!" "I see in my crystal ball that you will never win this game!"

Victoria

Victoria RED "RED wins!" "RED wins!" "RED wins!" "RED wins! Ha ha ha!" Victoria BLU "BLU wins!" "BLU wins!" "BLU WINS!" "BLU wins! Awoo!"

Todos los jugadores del otro equipo se han fastasmagorizado

"You win! Everyone else is dead!" "You've killed everyone on the other team! Good stuff, guys! Merasmus is...getting a little misty here." "So instead of winning the game honestly, you just killed everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!" "You win! Everyone is dead!" "You win! By murder!" "You win! By murder!"

Empate

"Wait, all of you died? You have got to be kidding Merasmus!" "Fools! You've murdered yourselves to a stalemate!" "You lose!" "You lose!" "You lose!" "You...lose! (laughter)" "You lose!"

Scream Fortress VII (2015)

Merasmus

Contratos

Merasmisión nueva

"MERAS-mission!" "Merasmission!" "Merasmission!" "Dare you accept this, Merasmission?" "A chillingly challenging Merasmission!" "An accursed agreement, HAS BEEN STRUCK!" "A dark contract rises from its legal slumber!" "A Merasmission from the dank depths of the depraved debts!" "A Merasmission spewed from the drooling, stupid mouth, of madness!" "Evil Contract Delivery! Return address: THE BLACK ABYSS" "A half-glimpsed Merasmission, beckons from the shadows!" "What loathsome horrors lurk within the watermarked pages of this contract!?" "MeRASmission!" Merasmisión rara "Were I to utter the details of this contract aloud, the tiny world you know would be rent asunder! Welcome to your nightmare, mortal! READING!" "Don't look too closely at this Merasmission! It is infested with a host of Hellworms; your human scientists would call Silverfish! Yes mortal, there was significant water damage in Merasmus' storage unit!" "What's that sound? Is it the scratching of fingernails on a casket lid, because they were buried alive? They might just be... Oh wait mortal, where are your fingers! Look down! That's right! It was you buried in that coffin! 'The whole *BLEEEP* time!" "Practice evil itself! Though not legally enforceable. Merasmus didn't go to law school. He got his diploma on the streets; the streets of HELL!" "A gibbous moon hangs pendulously in the night sky! It thinks you cannot finish this contract! Dare you make the moon look stupid?" "Tonight the barriers are down! Between known and the unknown! The real and the unreal! The paid debts and the unpaid debts to the Russian Mafia! (cackling laughter) They put Merasmus in a trunk, mortal." "Dear mortal: Everything you love will be dead by dawn. Signed: Merasmus! Post Script: I'll still be alive. Because I don't even like you!" "Hold on a second, Gandalf! I'll need to give some loser a contract! Sorry, I was just on the phone with Gandalf! You know, The Grey. A very good friend. It's...uh...I can tell you're impressed." "What's that Harry Potter? I'm the best wizard and you're just a big stupid pile of garbage? (light laughter) That's big of you to admit that, Harry Potter. Hold on, I need to give some bozo a contract." "Tremble mortal, at the fathomless evil pulsating in the gulfs of this unholy contract! (wicked laughter) IT'S DOUBLE-SPACED!" "Do you feel it tightening around your neck? This contract is BINDING, mortal!" "An unholy contract, written in blood! Signed in triplicate! Notarized from beyond the grave!" "This contract isn't just evil. It's legally binding! In every state, but Hawaii! (wicked laughter) Aloha, mortal!" "Does your backside feel warm, mortal? It should, because this contract just put you in the hot seat!" [nonchalantly] "Oh hello, Sauron! What's that? Yes, Merasmus, has, been working out. It's flattering you noticed. I, hold on, need to give some mercenary a contract." "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Remember when I got Demo's eyeball to attack you all? That was pretty evil! Or that time I used my "connections" and got the Horseless Headless Horsemann to show up! (laughter) Wow, that's evil!" "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Like that time Soldier turned my evil castle into a raccoon sanctuary! Ah hah. Everyone remember that? That was a, "a bad day" for Merasmus. It took a while to walk that one off." (See: Doom-Mates) Combate contra Merasmus "Here's a contract I like to call: 'Your certain doom!'" "I hope your soul's in good shape, mortal! Because when you fail at this, I'll be taking it off your hands! (laughter)" "You will never beat me! And I will claim your soul!" "You dare to fight me? Oh mortal, this is going to be embarrassing!" "So you think you've got what it takes to beat Merasmus, eh? Your funeral, mortal! Your sparsely attended pauper's funeral!" "Your challenge is to defeat me! But you can't! And when you fail, I'll take your soul!" "(cackling) That's all I have to say about this next contract! Oh wait, one more thing! Awoooo!" "Your next target is me! Merasmus!" "Your next target: me! (laughter) Awoooo! (more laughter)" "Cower mortal, before the eldritch horror of the abject terror of the monstrous magic...of Merasmus!" "You next infernal contract is...hold on...let's see...killing...me. Huh. I am surprised I put that one in there." Rare Merasmission "Either you kill my past self and I get my soul, or my past self kills you and I get yours! (laughter) I don't *BLEEEP* care! I'm all about souls tonight!" "Should you fail mortal, you'll be in breach of contract. And I shall seek compensation, in the form of your soul! (laughter) And financial...compensation. Merasmus is living at the Y." (reference to the YMCA) "That's a nice soul you have there! It would be a shame if a wizard were to claim it, when you fail this mission!" "Bet you'll win this contract? Would you wager your very soul? (cackling) Please note that I'm not explicitly threatening you or you'll be agreeing to this contract under duress. That..wooo..that would not be good for Merasmus." "Exterior: A graveyard. We zoom in on a corpse holding a bloodstained contract. The corpse is yours! That's right! Merasmus has been working on a great screenplay!" "Ah ha ha ha ha, mortal! Can you murder Merasmus, himself? And if it's not too much trouble, can you do it before the Russian mob does it? Because they have made it really quite clear that they are not going to kill Merasmus quickly." "This contract is 100%, word-for-word, exactly Charles Dickens' Halloween classic: A Christmas Carol. Prepare to meet the ghost of Merasmus Past! The copyright lapsed! Awoooo!" "If you meet your doom in this next contract, thank Merasmus! And if you can read this infernal contract, thank a teacher! It's important work. They're underpaid. Happy Halloween everybody!"

Merasmisión completada

"Fool! A successful fool!" "Well done!" "Excellent!" "Magnificent!" "Begone contract! A mortal has bested you!" "Outstanding', mortal!" "(wicked laughter)" "Yeeesss!" "I return this contract from the stink pit from whence it came!" "You have bested my challenge, mortal!" "You have conquered my curs'd contract!" "You have triumphed over my terrifying terror task!" "Fool! Er, nicely done." "Infernal Merasmission...Accomplished!" "Merciless Meramission...Mastered!" "Malignant Merasmission...Mastered!" Combate contra Merasmus "To HELL with you and your soul!" "Fool! You are a successful fool somehow!" "What! Crap, that's not right!" "Nooooo!" "You? Beat Merasmus? You know what, keep your soul! It's probably got garbage and dirt in it!" "What? How did you do that!" "What? You beat me? Merasmus demands a recount!" "You beat me? Noooo! I almost had your soul!" "I didn't even want your stink soul!" "You won? How did you win?" "You have got to be kidding Merasmus." "My debt to the Russian mob passes...to you! (wicked laughter)" "You may have killed me. But you're still a foo...hold on. What's that Gandalf? Uh huh. Gandalf wants you to know he's here in Wizard Heaven with me. Because he dies in the book. So we both hope that spoils that for you. Yes. Oh, and Harry Potter's here too." "Wait, wait, wait. Merasmus lagged. Do over."

Recompensa de Merasmisión

"Your payment!" "Your payment!" "And now...the reward! "And now...the reward!" "Claim your reward!" "A contract...fulfilled!" "You're exceptional at killing, mortal. I could use your services again...with the Russians!" "You did well, mortal!" "Congratulations, mortal!" "Well done indeed, mortal! A pity you didn't read the fine print. For now, Merasmus has your parking space...for eternity!" "Well done, mortal. Well done indeed! Or should I say, Undead! (laughter) Can I borrow fifty dollars?" "Thanks for doing my evil bidding. Signed: Merasmus." "You did the evil, here's the reward!" "You committed the crimes, here's the payout!" "Merasmus pays his debts, especially to society! Merasmus has done some...hard time, mortal." "Slow down, champ! You're bleeding Merasmus dry!" "Take your prize, fool!" "Take your prize, fool!" "Fool! You've earned a prize!" "Welcome to the eldritchenining The terrifying ancient Sumerian rite of prize-giving! Two enter, one leaves...with a gift!" "Look at your contract, fool! Do you notice something horrifying? It is not notarized! Merasmus is giving you this prize provisionally! And he will see you in court! Awoooo!" "Fool! You made a deal with the devil! And now you'll reap the reward! Which is...this reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one." "'Congratulations! The gift I give you...is death!' is what Merasmus would be saying if Merasmsus' lawyers hadn't advised him that death is not an acceptable form of payment in New Mexico." "Take your reward! Your eternal reward! Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own! Awooo!"

Bonificación

"Wow, that was really, REALLY good!" "Wow, Merasmus is impressed!" "You...you impressed Merasmus with this one!" "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it, mortal! You impressed the big dog." "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it! Mortal, you, you impressed the big dog." "For someone who has lived but one lifetime, mortal...you're pretty good at this!" "You...hmm, wow! I mean, just wow! Do you not have a...day job! Seriously, that's...wow!" "[slurring] Look! Merasmus's had a few cocktails! But you are the best, man! Seriously I...I love you, man!" "Merasmus isn't going to lie to you: that was reeeeally good!" "Fool! I...ah...good work. I don't even know why I'm calling you a fool half the time. It's just...you know Meramsus is into the Russian mob for a...reeeally lot of money. (light chuckle) They say they're going to cut Merasmus' fingers off. (chuckle) His fingers! Heh heh. Heh. Maybe Merasmus is the real fool. (nervous chuckle)"

Gárgolas

Aparece

"A Gargoyle has spawned!" "A Gargoyle has arrived!" "A Gargoyle is somewhere on the map!" "Fool! Find the Gargoyle!" "A Gargoyle is here!" "A Gargoyle has arrived!"

Recogida con éxito

"You got the Gargoyle!" "Well done, mortal!" "You have collected the Gargoyle!" "Yes! The Gargoyle is yours!"

Se mueve

"The Gargoyle, has moved!" "You took too long! The Gargoyle has moved!"

Desaparece

"The Gargoyle is gone!" "The Gargoyle, is gone!" "You missed the Gargoyle!" "Too slow mortal! The Gargoyle, is gone!" "The Gargoyle has vanished to another realm!" "Not fast enough! The Gargoyle is gone!"

Respuestas no utilizadas anteriormente

Calabazas explosivas

Nota: Estas l´´ineas iban a pertenecer a las calabazas explosivas, pero no se utilizaron. Ahora se pueden escuchar en Laughter y Bloodwater (de la calabaza de la vagoneta).

En descanso

"Yeah, keep movin', pal." "Don't touch me, pal. I will blow up right in your face." "Ya' wanna try me?" "I'll blow you up, buddy. See if I don't!" "What are you lookin' at?" "You're some kinda funny guy?" "Look at this guy." "Yeah, you better run." "I will explode, all over you pal." "Don't make me come out of this pumpkin!" "Keep movin', buddy. I, I'm trouble." "Yeah, you better run!"

Explosión

"Boom." "Bang." "Badda boom." "Ka-boom." "Pow." "Bam." "Baang."

Respuestas sin usar

Necromachacador

Nota: Deberían corresponder al Necromachacador en Carnival of Carnage. Todas las líneas de voz tienen la voz de Merasmus.

Aplastamiento exitoso

"Necro-mashed!" "Got you!" "Ha!" "Hah!" "Merasmus!" "Not so fast!" "You fool!" "Think fast!" "For Bonzo!" "EVIL!"

Fallo

"Damn you!" "Get back here!" "Next time!" "I had you!" "No!" "I'll give you that one!" "Wait! Come back!" "Wait, let me try that again." "SO CLOSE!" "Oh, I almost got you." "Oh ho ho, you're good!" "I SPARED you! On purpose!"