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Hello, my name is guy, you most likely have already seen me from somewhere before, I might not remember you, I'm sorry because I'm easily distracted for I am at many places at once. I'm not generic whatsoever as most people would guess, which is a dirty stereotype I would wish you to forget.
 
Hello, my name is guy, you most likely have already seen me from somewhere before, I might not remember you, I'm sorry because I'm easily distracted for I am at many places at once. I'm not generic whatsoever as most people would guess, which is a dirty stereotype I would wish you to forget.
I come from my mother, I have some siblings and a family, and I like to do many things, mostly with other people and myself, sometimes things happen and I need to do stuff to fix those problems or stop it from getting worst. In the future i have high hopes of making things I enjoy and getting that job I've always dreamed of. I like things I love and those I love and who love me like me also as much as I like them, sadly this is not the case for people that hate me, I dislike them and they hate me because they know I dislike them for hating me. but what can you do? all you can do is explain your elaborate opinion to them: "No." and they might stop doing what they are doing to you. I also noticed that people agree with most of what I have to say because they can easily relate to me, which I find is maybe okay.
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I come from my mother, I have some siblings and a family, and I like to do many things, mostly with other people and myself, sometimes things happen and I need to do stuff to fix those problems or stop it from getting worst. In the future I have high hopes of making things I enjoy and getting that job I've always dreamed of. I like things I love and those I love and who love me like me also as much as I like them, sadly this is not the case for people that hate me, I dislike them and they hate me because they know I dislike them for hating me. but what can you do? all you can do is explain your elaborate opinion to them: "No." and they might stop doing what they are doing to you. I also noticed that people agree with most of what I have to say because they can easily relate to me, which I find is maybe okay.
  
  
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'''Currently Under Construction.'''
 
'''Currently Under Construction.'''
  
My current hats, and my wish-list.
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| stash = want
 
| stash = want
 
| tyrant helm = no
 
| tyrant helm = no
| stainless pot = want
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| stainless pot = yes
 
| kabuto = no
 
| kabuto = no
 
| drill hat = want
 
| drill hat = want
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| hallmark = no
 
| tricorne = want
 
| tricorne = want
| football helmet =yes
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| ushanka = want
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| toque = no
 
| toque = no
 
| hound dog = no
 
| hound dog = no
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| hotrod = want
 
| safe = no
 
| safe = no
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| Pickelhaube = no
 
| Pickelhaube = no
 
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| gatsby = no
 
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| trophy belt = no
 
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| bucket hat = no
 
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| yellow belt = no
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| fedora = want
 
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| badge = grizzled veteran
 
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P.S: who crafts hats? seriously?
 
P.S: who crafts hats? seriously?

Latest revision as of 13:30, 29 March 2011

Fear me and my outlandishly clever name!


Hello, my name is guy, you most likely have already seen me from somewhere before, I might not remember you, I'm sorry because I'm easily distracted for I am at many places at once. I'm not generic whatsoever as most people would guess, which is a dirty stereotype I would wish you to forget. I come from my mother, I have some siblings and a family, and I like to do many things, mostly with other people and myself, sometimes things happen and I need to do stuff to fix those problems or stop it from getting worst. In the future I have high hopes of making things I enjoy and getting that job I've always dreamed of. I like things I love and those I love and who love me like me also as much as I like them, sadly this is not the case for people that hate me, I dislike them and they hate me because they know I dislike them for hating me. but what can you do? all you can do is explain your elaborate opinion to them: "No." and they might stop doing what they are doing to you. I also noticed that people agree with most of what I have to say because they can easily relate to me, which I find is maybe okay.


I'm glad we cleared that up and whatnot, after spilling my guts and now that we are no longer strangers I would gladly invite you to look at the rest of my user page!

Currently Under Construction.

Tf play game everyclass.png This user can't think of fun things to do with their userpage, so they steal them from others!
Redundant.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
Edit icon.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
Achieved.png This user has earned 0 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 0%!
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent way too many hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!
Backpack case.png This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack that cannot be found. How sad.
Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 0 hats! (Probably -1 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Backpack pda destroy.png This user's TF2 stats cannot be found. What a shame.
Tf scout long distance runner.png This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at INFINITY frames per second.
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
Backpack Fists.png This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!
Scout Grizzled Veteran.png This user is a Grizzled Veteran.


Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.


My current weapons/statistics/hats, and my wish-lists.


Weapon Checklist
Leaderboard class scout.png
Scout
Primary Force-A-Nature Australium Force-A-Nature Shortstop Soda Popper Back Scatter Baby Face's Blaster Festive Scattergun Australium Scattergun Blood Botkiller Scattergun
Have
Force-A-Nature
Have
Australium Force-A-Nature
Have
Shortstop
Have
Soda Popper
Have
Back Scatter
Have
Baby Face's Blaster
Have
Festive Scattergun
Have
Australium Scattergun
Have
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Silver Botkiller Scattergun Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Scattergun Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II Rust Botkiller Scattergun
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Have
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Have
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Have
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Secondary Bonk! Atomic Punch Lugermorph Crit-a-Cola Mad Milk Winger Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Flying Guillotine Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Have
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Have
Lugermorph
Have
Crit-a-Cola
Have
Mad Milk
Have
Winger
Have
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Have
Flying Guillotine
Have
Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Mutated Milk C.A.P.P.E.R Festive Pistol
Have
Mutated Milk
Have
C.A.P.P.E.R
Have
Festive Pistol
Melee Sandman Holy Mackerel Candy Cane Boston Basher Sun-on-a-Stick Fan O'War Three-Rune Blade Atomizer Batsaber
Have
Sandman
Have
Holy Mackerel
Have
Candy Cane
Have
Boston Basher
Have
Sun-On-A-Stick
Have
Fan O'War
Have
Three-Rune Blade
Have
Atomizer
Have
Batsaber
Unarmed Combat Wrap Assassin Festive Bat Festive Holy Mackerel
Have
Unarmed Combat
Have
Wrap Assassin
Have
Festive Bat
Have
Festive Holy Mackerel
Leaderboard class soldier.png
Soldier
Primary Direct Hit Black Box Rocket Jumper Liberty Launcher Cow Mangler 5000 Original Festive Rocket Launcher Beggar's Bazooka Air Strike
Have
Direct Hit
Have
Black Box
Have
Rocket Jumper
Have
Liberty Launcher
Have
Cow Mangler 5000
Have
Original
Have
Festive Rocket Launcher
Have
Beggar's Bazooka
Have
Air Strike
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II Australium Rocket Launcher Australium Black Box
Have
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Have
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Have
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Have
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Have
Australium Rocket Launcher
Have
Australium Black Box
Secondary Buff Banner Gunboats Battalion's Backup Concheror Mantreads Reserve Shooter Righteous Bison Festive Buff Banner B.A.S.E. Jumper Panic Attack
Have
Buff Banner
Have
Gunboats
Have
Battalion's Backup
Have
Concheror
Have
Mantreads
Have
Reserve Shooter
Have
Righteous Bison
Have
Festive Buff Banner
Have
B.A.S.E. Jumper
Have
Panic Attack
Melee Equalizer Pain Train Half-Zatoichi Disciplinary Action Market Gardener Escape Plan
Have
Equalizer
Have
Pain Train
Have
Half-Zatoichi
Have
Disciplinary Action
Have
Market Gardener
Have
Escape Plan
Leaderboard class pyro.png
Pyro
Primary Backburner Degreaser Phlogistinator Festive Flame Thrower Rainblower Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Dragon's Fury Nostromo Napalmer
Have
Backburner
Have
Degreaser
Have
Phlogistinator
Have
Festive Flame Thrower
Have
Rainblower
Have
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Have
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Have
Dragon's Fury
Have
Nostromo Napalmer
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II Australium Flame Thrower
Have
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Have
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Have
Australium Flame Thrower
Secondary Flare Gun Detonator Reserve Shooter Manmelter Scorch Shot Thermal Thruster Gas Passer Panic Attack
Have
Flare Gun
Have
Detonator
Have
Reserve Shooter
Have
Manmelter
Have
Scorch Shot
Have
Thermal Thruster
Have
Gas Passer
Have
Panic Attack
Melee Axtinguisher Homewrecker Powerjack Back Scratcher Sharpened Volcano Fragment Maul Postal Pummeler Third Degree Hot Hand
Have
Axtinguisher
Have
Homewrecker
Have
Powerjack
Have
Back Scratcher
Have
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Have
Maul
Have
Postal Pummeler
Have
Third Degree
Have
Hot Hand
Lollichop Neon Annihilator Festive Axtinguisher Australium Axtinguisher
Have
Lollichop
Have
Neon Annihilator
Have
Festive Axtinguisher
Have
Australium Axtinguisher
Leaderboard class demoman.png
Demoman
Primary Loch-n-Load Ali Baba's Wee Booties Bootlegger Loose Cannon Festive Grenade Launcher B.A.S.E. Jumper Iron Bomber Australium Grenade Launcher
Have
Loch-n-Load
Have
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Have
Bootlegger
Have
Loose Cannon
Have
Festive Grenade Launcher
Have
B.A.S.E. Jumper
Have
Iron Bomber
Have
Australium Grenade Launcher
Secondary Chargin' Targe Scottish Resistance Sticky Jumper Splendid Screen Tide Turner Quickiebomb Launcher Festive Stickybomb Launcher Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher
Have
Chargin' Targe
Have
Scottish Resistance
Have
Sticky Jumper
Have
Splendid Screen
Have
Tide Turner
Have
Quickiebomb Launcher
Have
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Have
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Have
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II Australium Stickybomb Launcher Festive Chargin' Targe
Have
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Have
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Have
Australium Stickybomb Launcher
Have
Festive Chargin' Targe
Melee Eyelander Pain Train Scotsman's Skullcutter Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Ullapool Caber Claidheamh Mòr Half-Zatoichi Persian Persuader
Have
Eyelander
Have
Pain Train
Have
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Have
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Have
Ullapool Caber
Have
Claidheamh Mòr
Have
Half-Zatoichi
Have
Persian Persuader
Nessie's Nine Iron Scottish Handshake Festive Eyelander Australium Eyelander
Have
Nessie's Nine Iron
Have
Scottish Handshake
Have
Festive Eyelander
Have
Australium Eyelander
Leaderboard class heavy.png
Heavy
Primary Natascha Iron Curtain Brass Beast Tomislav Festive Minigun Huo-Long Heater Silver Botkiller Minigun Gold Botkiller Minigun
Have
Natascha
Have
Iron Curtain
Have
Brass Beast
Have
Tomislav
Have
Festive Minigun
Have
Huo-Long Heater
Have
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Minigun Blood Botkiller Minigun Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Diamond Botkiller Minigun Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II Australium Minigun Australium Tomislav
Have
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Have
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Have
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Have
Australium Minigun
Have
Australium Tomislav
Secondary Sandvich Dalokohs Bar Buffalo Steak Sandvich Fishcake Family Business Robo-Sandvich Festive Sandvich Second Banana Panic Attack
Have
Sandvich
Have
Dalokohs Bar
Have
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Have
Fishcake
Have
Family Business
Have
Robo-Sandvich
Have
Festive Sandvich
Have
Second Banana
Have
Panic Attack
Melee Killing Gloves of Boxing Gloves of Running Urgently Warrior's Spirit Fists of Steel Eviction Notice Apoco-Fists Holiday Punch Bread Bite
Have
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Have
Gloves of Running Urgently
Have
Warrior's Spirit
Have
Fists of Steel
Have
Eviction Notice
Have
Apoco-Fists
Have
Holiday Punch
Have
Bread Bite
Leaderboard class engineer.png
Engineer
Primary Frontier Justice Widowmaker Pomson 6000 Rescue Ranger Festive Frontier Justice Australium Frontier Justice Panic Attack
Have
Frontier Justice
Have
Widowmaker
Have
Pomson 6000
Have
Rescue Ranger
Have
Festive Frontier Justice
Have
Australium Frontier Justice
Have
Panic Attack
Secondary Lugermorph Wrangler Short Circuit C.A.P.P.E.R Festive Wrangler Giger Counter
Have
Lugermorph
Have
Wrangler
Have
Short Circuit
Have
C.A.P.P.E.R
Have
Festive Wrangler
Have
Giger Counter
Melee Golden Wrench Gunslinger Southern Hospitality Jag Eureka Effect Festive Wrench Silver Botkiller Wrench Gold Botkiller Wrench
Want
Golden Wrench
Have
Gunslinger
Have
Southern Hospitality
Have
Jag
Have
Eureka Effect
Have
Festive Wrench
Have
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Rust Botkiller Wrench Blood Botkiller Wrench Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Diamond Botkiller Wrench Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II Australium Wrench
Have
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Have
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Have
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Have
Australium Wrench
Leaderboard class medic.png
Medic
Primary Blutsauger Crusader's Crossbow Overdose Australium Blutsauger
Have
Blutsauger
Have
Crusader's Crossbow
Have
Overdose
Have
Australium Blutsauger
Secondary Kritzkrieg Quick-Fix Festive Medi Gun Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun
Have
Kritzkrieg
Have
Quick-Fix
Have
Festive Medi Gun
Have
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Have
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Have
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Vaccinator Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II Australium Medi Gun
Have
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Have
Vaccinator
Have
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Have
Australium Medi Gun
Melee Übersaw Vita-Saw Amputator Solemn Vow Festive Ubersaw
Have
Übersaw
Have
Vita-Saw
Have
Amputator
Have
Solemn Vow
Have
Festive Ubersaw
Leaderboard class sniper.png
Sniper
Primary Huntsman Sydney Sleeper Bazaar Bargain Machina Festive Sniper Rifle Hitman's Heatmaker Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Shooting Star Classic
Have
Huntsman
Have
Sydney Sleeper
Have
Bazaar Bargain
Have
Machina
Have
Festive Sniper Rifle
Have
Hitman's Heatmaker
Have
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Have
Shooting Star
Have
Classic
AWPer Hand Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Festive Huntsman Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II Australium Sniper Rifle Fortified Compound
Have
AWPer Hand
Have
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Have
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Have
Festive Huntsman
Have
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Have
Australium Sniper Rifle
Have
Fortified Compound
Secondary Jarate Razorback Darwin's Danger Shield Cozy Camper Cleaner's Carbine Australium SMG Festive Jarate Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Have
Jarate
Have
Razorback
Have
Darwin's Danger Shield
Have
Cozy Camper
Have
Cleaner's Carbine
Have
Australium SMG
Have
Festive Jarate
Have
Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Melee Tribalman's Shiv Bushwacka Shahanshah
Have
Tribalman's Shiv
Have
Bushwacka
Have
Shahanshah
Leaderboard class spy.png
Spy
Secondary Ambassador Big Kill L'Etranger Enforcer Diamondback Festive Ambassador Australium Ambassador
Have
Ambassador
Have
Big Kill
Have
L'Etranger
Have
Enforcer
Have
Diamondback
Have
Festive Ambassador
Have
Australium Ambassador
Melee Your Eternal Reward Conniver's Kunai Big Earner Wanga Prick Sharp Dresser Spy-cicle Black Rose Festive Knife
Have
Your Eternal Reward
Have
Conniver's Kunai
Have
Big Earner
Have
Wanga Prick
Have
Sharp Dresser
Have
Spy-cicle
Have
Black Rose
Have
Festive Knife
Silver Botkiller Knife Gold Botkiller Knife Rust Botkiller Knife Blood Botkiller Knife Carbonado Botkiller Knife Diamond Botkiller Knife Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II Australium Knife
Have
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Have
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Have
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Have
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Have
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Have
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Do Not Have
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Have
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Have
Australium Knife
PDA 2 Dead Ringer Cloak and Dagger Enthusiast's Timepiece Quackenbirdt
Have
Dead Ringer
Have
Cloak and Dagger
Have
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Have
Quäckenbirdt
Building Festive Sapper Red-Tape Recorder Ap-Sap Snack Attack
Have
Festive Sapper
Have
Red-Tape Recorder
Have
Ap-Sap
Have
Snack Attack
TF2 crosshair orange.png
All classes
Melee Frying Pan Saxxy Conscientious Objector Freedom Staff Bat Outta Hell Memory Maker Ham Shank Golden Frying Pan Necro Smasher Prinny Machete Crossing Guard
Have
Frying Pan
Have
Saxxy
Have
Conscientious Objector
Have
Freedom Staff
Have
Bat Outta Hell
Have
Memory Maker
Have
Ham Shank
Have
Golden Frying Pan
Have
Necro Smasher
Have
Prinny Machete
Have
Crossing Guard
Key Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed
  • † Usable by all classes except Engineer and Spy
  • ‡ Usable by all classes except Spy


Hat Checklist
Batter's Helmet Bonk Helm Ye Olde Baker Boy Baseball Bill's Sports Shine Troublemaker's Tossle Cap Whoopee Cap Milkman Bombing Run Flipped Trilby
Do Not Have
Batter's Helmet
Do Not Have
Bonk Helm
Do Not Have
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Do Not Have
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Do Not Have
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Do Not Have
Whoopee Cap
Do Not Have
Milkman
Do Not Have
Bombing Run
Do Not Have
Flipped Trilby
Superfan Hero's Tail El Jefe Backwards Ballcap Hermes Hot Dogger Wrap Battler Big Elfin Deal Front Runner
Do Not Have
Superfan
Do Not Have
Hero's Tail
Do Not Have
El Jefe
Do Not Have
Backwards Ballcap
Do Not Have
Hermes
Do Not Have
Hot Dogger
Do Not Have
Wrap Battler
Do Not Have
Big Elfin Deal
Do Not Have
Front Runner
Cross-Comm Express Fed-Fightin' Fedora Void Monk Hair Robot Running Man Crafty Hair Hanger-On Hood Wilson Weave Bonk Leadwear Bot Dogger
Do Not Have
Cross-Comm Express
Do Not Have
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Do Not Have
Void Monk Hair
Do Not Have
Robot Running Man
Do Not Have
Crafty Hair
Do Not Have
Hanger-On Hood
Do Not Have
Wilson Weave
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Bonk Leadwear
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Bot Dogger
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
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Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Soldier's Stash Tyrant's Helm Stainless Pot Killer's Kabuto Sergeant's Drill Hat Lumbricus Lid Grenadier's Softcap Chieftain's Challenge Stout Shako
Do Not Have
Soldier's Stash
Do Not Have
Tyrant's Helm
Have
Stainless Pot
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Killer's Kabuto
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Sergeant's Drill Hat
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Lumbricus Lid
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Grenadier's Softcap
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Chieftain's Challenge
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Stout Shako
Dr's Dapper Topper Exquisite Rack Defiant Spartan Hero's Hachimaki Honcho's Headgear Brain Bucket Team Captain Furious Fukaamigasa Jumper's Jeepcap
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Dr's Dapper Topper
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Exquisite Rack
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Defiant Spartan
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Hero's Hachimaki
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Honcho's Headgear
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Brain Bucket
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Team Captain
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Furious Fukaamigasa
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Jumper's Jeepcap
Armored Authority Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet Stahlhelm Hat With No Name Salty Dog Idiot Box Infernal Impaler Lucky Shot Conquistador
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Armored Authority
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Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
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Stahlhelm
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Hat With No Name
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Salty Dog
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Idiot Box
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Infernal Impaler
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Lucky Shot
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Conquistador
Battle Bob Cross-Comm Crash Helmet Helmet Without a Home Tin Pot Crafty Hair War Pig Zipperface Chief Constable Soldier's Slope Scopers
Do Not Have
Battle Bob
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Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
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Helmet Without a Home
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Tin Pot
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Crafty Hair
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War Pig
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Zipperface
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Chief Constable
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Soldier's Slope Scopers
Doe-Boy Full Metal Drill Hat Steel Shako Tyrantium Helmet
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Doe-Boy
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Full Metal Drill Hat
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Steel Shako
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Tyrantium Helmet
Pyro's Beanie Brigade Helm Respectless Rubber Glove Triboniophorus Tyrannus Vintage Merryweather Attendant Old Guadalajara Napper's Respite Handyman's Handle
Do Not Have
Pyro's Beanie
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Brigade Helm
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Respectless Rubber Glove
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Triboniophorus Tyrannus
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Vintage Merryweather
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Attendant
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Old Guadalajara
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Napper's Respite
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Handyman's Handle
Madame Dixie Pyromancer's Mask Prancer's Pride Dead Cone Hottie's Hoodie Connoisseur's Cap Stately Steel Toe Birdcage Little Buddy
Do Not Have
Madame Dixie
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Pyromancer's Mask
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Prancer's Pride
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Dead Cone
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Hottie's Hoodie
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Connoisseur's Cap
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Stately Steel Toe
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Birdcage
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Little Buddy
Flamboyant Flamenco Blazing Bull Bubble Pipe Head Warmer Waxy Wayfinder Triclops Area 451 Wraith Wrap DethKapp
Do Not Have
Flamboyant Flamenco
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Blazing Bull
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Bubble Pipe
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Head Warmer
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Waxy Wayfinder
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Triclops
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Area 451
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Wraith Wrap
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DethKapp
Person in the Iron Mask Necronomicrown Bolted Birdcage Electric Escorter Firewall Helmet Metal Slug Plumber's Pipe Pyro's Boron Beanie Respectless Robo-Glove
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Person in the Iron Mask
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Necronomicrown
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Bolted Birdcage
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Electric Escorter
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Firewall Helmet
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Metal Slug
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Plumber's Pipe
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Pyro's Boron Beanie
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Respectless Robo-Glove
Demoman's Fro Glengarry Bonnet Scotsman's Stove Pipe Hustler's Hallmark Tippler's Tricorne Sober Stuntman Carouser's Capotain Rimmed Raincatcher Scotch Bonnet
Do Not Have
Demoman's Fro
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Glengarry Bonnet
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Scotsman's Stove Pipe
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Hustler's Hallmark
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Tippler's Tricorne
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Sober Stuntman
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Carouser's Capotain
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Rimmed Raincatcher
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Scotch Bonnet
Prince Tavish's Crown Samur-Eye Private Eye Reggaelator Conjurer's Cowl Sultan's Ceremonial Tam O' Shanter Mask of the Shaman Tavish DeGroot Experience
Do Not Have
Prince Tavish's Crown
Do Not Have
Samur-Eye
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Private Eye
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Reggaelator
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Conjurer's Cowl
Do Not Have
Sultan's Ceremonial
Do Not Have
Tam O' Shanter
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Mask of the Shaman
Do Not Have
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Buccaneer's Bicorne Hair of the Dog Bolgan Grenadier Helm K-9 Mane Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return) Wilson Weave Bolted Bicorne Broadband Bonnet
Do Not Have
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Do Not Have
Hair of the Dog
Do Not Have
Bolgan
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Grenadier Helm
Do Not Have
K-9 Mane
Do Not Have
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
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Wilson Weave
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Bolted Bicorne
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Broadband Bonnet
Cyborg Stunt Helmet FR-0 Pure Tin Capotain Strontium Stove Pipe
Do Not Have
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Do Not Have
FR-0
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Pure Tin Capotain
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Strontium Stove Pipe
Football Helmet Officer's Ushanka Tough Guy's Toque Hound Dog Heavy Duty Rag Pugilist's Protector Hard Counter Cadaver's Cranium Dealer's Visor
Do Not Have
Football Helmet
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Officer's Ushanka
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Tough Guy's Toque
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Hound Dog
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Heavy Duty Rag
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Pugilist's Protector
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Hard Counter
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Cadaver's Cranium
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Dealer's Visor
Coupe D'isaster Big Chief Magnificent Mongolian Dread Knot Team Captain Capo's Capper Copper's Hard Top Pilotka Dragonborn Helmet
Do Not Have
Coupe D'isaster
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Big Chief
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Magnificent Mongolian
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Dread Knot
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Team Captain
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Capo's Capper
Do Not Have
Copper's Hard Top
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Pilotka
Do Not Have
Dragonborn Helmet
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat Gym Rat One-Man Army Outdoorsman Can Opener War Head U-clank-a Crafty Hair Soviet Gentleman
Do Not Have
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
Do Not Have
Gym Rat
Do Not Have
One-Man Army
Do Not Have
Outdoorsman
Do Not Have
Can Opener
Do Not Have
War Head
Do Not Have
U-clank-a
Do Not Have
Crafty Hair
Do Not Have
Soviet Gentleman
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap K-9 Mane Grand Duchess Tiara Brock's Locks Carl Pounding Father Wilson Weave Bunsen Brave Gridiron Guardian
Do Not Have
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Do Not Have
K-9 Mane
Do Not Have
Grand Duchess Tiara
Do Not Have
Brock's Locks
Do Not Have
Carl
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Pounding Father
Do Not Have
Wilson Weave
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Bunsen Brave
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Gridiron Guardian
Tungsten Toque
Do Not Have
Tungsten Toque
Mining Light Texas Ten Gallon Engineer's Cap Texas Slim's Dome Shine Hotrod Safe'n'Sound Buckaroo's Hat Industrial Festivizer Big Country
Want
Mining Light
Do Not Have
Texas Ten Gallon
Do Not Have
Engineer's Cap
Do Not Have
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Want
Hotrod
Do Not Have
Safe'n'Sound
Do Not Have
Buckaroo's Hat
Do Not Have
Industrial Festivizer
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Big Country
Professor's Peculiarity Hetman's Headpiece Western Wear Ol' Geezer Clockwerk's Helm Pencil Pusher Virtual Reality Headset Buzz Killer Tin-1000
Do Not Have
Professor's Peculiarity
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Hetman's Headpiece
Do Not Have
Western Wear
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Ol' Geezer
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Clockwerk's Helm
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Pencil Pusher
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Virtual Reality Headset
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Buzz Killer
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Tin-1000
Crafty Hair Master Mind Barnstormer Last Straw Vox Diabolus Wilson Weave Data Mining Light Plug-In Prospector Texas Tin-Gallon
Do Not Have
Crafty Hair
Do Not Have
Master Mind
Do Not Have
Barnstormer
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Last Straw
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Vox Diabolus
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Wilson Weave
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Data Mining Light
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Plug-In Prospector
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Texas Tin-Gallon
Timeless Topper
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Timeless Topper
Prussian Pickelhaube Vintage Tyrolean Otolaryngologist's Mirror Physician's Procedure Mask Ze Goggles Gentleman's Gatsby Berliner's Bucket Helm German Gonzila Geisha Boy
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Prussian Pickelhaube
Do Not Have
Vintage Tyrolean
Do Not Have
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
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Physician's Procedure Mask
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Ze Goggles
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Gentleman's Gatsby
Do Not Have
Berliner's Bucket Helm
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German Gonzila
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Geisha Boy
Medic's Mountain Cap Grimm Hatte Private Eye Team Captain Doctor's Sack Planeswalker Helm Surgeon's Stahlhelm Einstein Gentleman's Ushanka
Do Not Have
Medic's Mountain Cap
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Grimm Hatte
Do Not Have
Private Eye
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Team Captain
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Doctor's Sack
Do Not Have
Planeswalker Helm
Do Not Have
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Do Not Have
Einstein
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Gentleman's Ushanka
Crafty Hair Combat Medic's Crusher Cap Wilson Weave Halogen Head Lamp Platinum Pickelhaube Titanium Tyrolean Virus Doctor
Do Not Have
Crafty Hair
Do Not Have
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Do Not Have
Wilson Weave
Do Not Have
Halogen Head Lamp
Do Not Have
Platinum Pickelhaube
Do Not Have
Titanium Tyrolean
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Virus Doctor
Trophy Belt Professional's Panama Master's Yellow Belt Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative Shooter's Sola Topi Bloke's Bucket Hat Ol' Snaggletooth Larrikin Robin Crocleather Slouch
Do Not Have
Trophy Belt
Do Not Have
Professional's Panama
Do Not Have
Master's Yellow Belt
Do Not Have
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Do Not Have
Shooter's Sola Topi
Do Not Have
Bloke's Bucket Hat
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Ol' Snaggletooth
Do Not Have
Larrikin Robin
Do Not Have
Crocleather Slouch
Desert Marauder Anger Your Worst Nightmare Swagman's Swatter Holy Hunter Bushman's Boonie Fruit Shoot Flamingo Kid Liquidator's Lid
Do Not Have
Desert Marauder
Do Not Have
Anger
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Your Worst Nightmare
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Swagman's Swatter
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Holy Hunter
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Bushman's Boonie
Do Not Have
Fruit Shoot
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Flamingo Kid
Do Not Have
Liquidator's Lid
Lone Star Bolted Bushman Stovepipe Sniper Shako Cold Killer Sydney Straw Boat Bloodhound Letch's LED Shooter's Tin Topi Soldered Sensei
Do Not Have
Lone Star
Do Not Have
Bolted Bushman
Do Not Have
Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Do Not Have
Cold Killer
Do Not Have
Sydney Straw Boat
Do Not Have
Bloodhound
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Letch's LED
Do Not Have
Shooter's Tin Topi
Do Not Have
Soldered Sensei
Fancy Fedora Backbiter's Billycock Magistrate's Mullet Frenchman's Beret Familiar Fez Détective Noir Private Eye Charmer's Chapeau Janissary Ketche
Do Not Have
Fancy Fedora
Do Not Have
Backbiter's Billycock
Do Not Have
Magistrate's Mullet
Do Not Have
Frenchman's Beret
Do Not Have
Familiar Fez
Do Not Have
Détective Noir
Do Not Have
Private Eye
Do Not Have
Charmer's Chapeau
Do Not Have
Janissary Ketche
Cosa Nostra Cap Nanobalaclava Counterfeit Billycock L'Inspecteur Under Cover Dashin' Hashshashin Ninja Cowl Stealth Steeler Hat of Cards
Do Not Have
Cosa Nostra Cap
Do Not Have
Nanobalaclava
Do Not Have
Counterfeit Billycock
Do Not Have
L'Inspecteur
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Under Cover
Do Not Have
Dashin' Hashshashin
Do Not Have
Ninja Cowl
Do Not Have
Stealth Steeler
Do Not Have
Hat of Cards
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask Bloodhound Base Metal Billycock Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Do Not Have
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Do Not Have
Bloodhound
Do Not Have
Base Metal Billycock
Do Not Have
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Cheater's Lament Ghastly Gibus Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask Bill's Hat Modest Pile of Hat Noble Amassment of Hats Towering Pillar of Hats Max's Severed Head Alien Swarm Parasite
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Cheater's Lament
Do Not Have
Ghastly Gibus
Do Not Have
Mildly Disturbing
Halloween Mask
Do Not Have
Bill's Hat
Do Not Have
Modest Pile of Hat
Do Not Have
Noble Amassment of Hats
Do Not Have
Towering Pillar of Hats
Do Not Have
Max's Severed Head
Do Not Have
Alien Swarm Parasite
Mann Co. Cap Wiki Cap Ellis' Cap Ghastlier Gibus Halloween Masks Saxton Hale Mask Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head Voodoo Juju Spine-Chilling Skull
Do Not Have
Mann Co. Cap
Do Not Have
Wiki Cap
Do Not Have
Ellis' Cap
Do Not Have
Ghastlier Gibus
Do Not Have
Halloween Masks
Do Not Have
Saxton Hale Mask
Do Not Have
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Do Not Have
Voodoo Juju
Do Not Have
Spine-Chilling Skull
Horrific Headsplitter Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect placeholder pre Dec 17th 2010.png A Rather Festive Tree World Traveler's Hat Athletic Supporter Humanitarian's Hachimaki Benefactor's Kanmuri Magnanimous Monarch Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Do Not Have
Horrific Headsplitter
Do Not Have
Treasure Hunt Hat
Do Not Have
A Rather Festive Tree
Do Not Have
World Traveler's Hat
Do Not Have
Athletic Supporter
Do Not Have
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Do Not Have
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Do Not Have
Magnanimous Monarch
Do Not Have
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Frontline Field Recorder Lo-Fi Longwave Spiral Sallet Proof of Purchase Summer Hat Company Man Party Hat Killer Exclusive Manniversary Paper Hat
Do Not Have
Frontline Field Recorder
Do Not Have
Lo-Fi Longwave
Do Not Have
Spiral Sallet
Do Not Have
Proof of Purchase
Do Not Have
Summer Hat
Do Not Have
Company Man
Do Not Have
Party Hat
Do Not Have
Killer Exclusive
Do Not Have
Manniversary Paper Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus Seal Mask MONOCULUS! Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 Point and Shoot Top Notch B.M.O.C. Brown Bomber Ebenezer
Do Not Have
Ghastlierest Gibus
Do Not Have
Seal Mask
Do Not Have
MONOCULUS!
Do Not Have
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Do Not Have
Point and Shoot
Do Not Have
Top Notch
Do Not Have
B.M.O.C.
Do Not Have
Brown Bomber
Do Not Have
Ebenezer
Full Head Of Steam Holiday Headcase Warsworn Helmet Dueler Philateler Gifting Man From Gifting Land Bolt Action Blitzer Gentle Munitionne of Leisure Robot Chicken Hat
Do Not Have
Full Head Of Steam
Do Not Have
Holiday Headcase
Do Not Have
Warsworn Helmet
Do Not Have
Dueler
Do Not Have
Philateler
Do Not Have
Gifting Man From Gifting Land
Do Not Have
Bolt Action Blitzer
Do Not Have
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Do Not Have
Robot Chicken Hat
Human Cannonball Ghostly Gibus Skull Island Topper Crone's Dome Executioner Cockfighter That '70s Chapeau Mann Co. Online Cap Antlers
Do Not Have
Human Cannonball
Do Not Have
Ghostly Gibus
Do Not Have
Skull Island Topper
Do Not Have
Crone's Dome
Do Not Have
Executioner
Do Not Have
Cockfighter
Do Not Have
That '70s Chapeau
Do Not Have
Mann Co. Online Cap
Do Not Have
Antlers
Tough Stuff Muffs Brütal Bouffant TF2VRH Conspiracy Cap Public Accessor Galvanized Gibus Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Do Not Have
Tough Stuff Muffs
Do Not Have
Brütal Bouffant
Do Not Have
TF2VRH
Do Not Have
Conspiracy Cap
Do Not Have
Public Accessor
Do Not Have
Galvanized Gibus
Do Not Have
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Do Not Have
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Do Not Have
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
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P.S: who crafts hats? seriously?