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When I play as the Scout, I know that if I set a coarse that a Heavy is guarding, I'm dead. My Solution? Set a coarse around the Heavy, then unload 12 high-velocity pellets up his butt and watch him fly.
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It's even better to watch the Heavy's flying butt glow with Mini-Crits.
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Now, when I mean a coarse around a Heavy, I mean stunning him from over 300 feet away and running behind him when he is completely aware of my intentions, yet unable to do anything about it.
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Okay, picture this: you rocket jumped into an area without player traffic. You are low on health and the other team is hounding you down. What do you do? The correct answer is to charge at them blazing rockets. Your health is restored, your enemies crippled, and you laughing in victory!
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You never need to worry about Mini-Crits with this beauty! It's perfect for any berseker wanting more power to them when they kill enough players, in turn allowing them to kill even more!
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They say that some Equalizer-wielding Soldiers will deliberately hurt themselves to run out and kill the first enemy they see. Is this true? Yes, but were's the fun in that?
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Just like the Flamethower, except that it can light somebody on fire, reflect a crocket, ignite a Sniper, and Crit a burning player... at the same time!
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Snipers are target practice... why not let them feel the burn.
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Crits on burning players? Why didn't they think of this before?
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The only primary weapon for the Demoman. Period.
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What's more fun than charging at somebody with a spiked shield? Simple. Charging at somebody... with a haunted axe!
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Eyelander or Headtaker? Hm... the one with the Unusual quality!
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This weapon yells, "Stand and Fight Me, Coward!"
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When your pocket Medic dies, you need to have a backup plan.
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I mean, really, who doesn't like flaming gloves?
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If you're one of those Engineers who naturally go on killing sprees with their sentries, why not have the Crits to go with it?!
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Wrangled sentries have no souls...
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Sometimes, you just need a little less gun.
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Nosferatu taught men to drain the life of others, men taught weapons to drain the life of others.
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Blitzkrieg, except with Crits.
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Übersaw + Death = Übercharge, do the math.
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I'm an on-the-go Sniper. Nesting is bait for Spies and other nesting Snipers. It's an excellent option for close combat situations, with the fast reload, headshots are not a problem when you have a Heavy staring you right in the face.
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A perfect match for the Tribalman's Shiv or Bushwacka. For the Tribalman's Shiv, it complements its Bleed. For the Bushwacka, it complements its ability to convert Mini-Crits into regular Crits. It's also helpful in chokepoints, coat bundled group of enemies and they will be hurting.
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Bleeding is awesome, as long as it's not my blood. No, I mean the blood of that Heavy I ambushed a while back, I wonder what became of him?
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I am not one of those Gentlemen who have holes through their heads. I am one of those Gentlemen who blow holes through their heads.
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Patience is a virtue, exercizing patience is virtuous.
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I have dallied with My Eternal Reward, yet my reward is not eternal.
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