Engineer responses

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Engineer has several voice responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands), and he is especially prone to colourful Texan sayings when responding for any reason.

Taunt-related responses

Main article: Engineer taunts

All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Engineer taunts page along with a description of the animation.

Kill-related responses

After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds with any weapon (except Gunslinger)

"Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!" "How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?" "That's what ya get!"

After Killing More than 3 Enemies in 20 Seconds with any weapon (except Gunslinger)

"Whoooowee, would ya look at that!"

Kill assist

"Nice goin', pardner!" "Thanks, mister!"

Melee kill

"Take it like a man, shorty."

Sentry Gun kill streak

"I told ya don't touch that darn thing." "I built that." "That's what it was made for." "Another satisfied customer!"

Wrangler kill

"This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!" "That's from yours truly, son." "Tagged ya." "Gotcha!"

Golden Wrench / Saxxy / Golden Frying Pan kill

"That there is a gold-plated kill!" "Guess I got the Midas touch." "At least you ain't worthless anymore." "Erectin' a statue of a moron."

Combat Mini-Sentry Gun kill

"Sometimes, you just need a little less gun." "Ain't that a cute little gun?" "I love that little gun!"

Domination-related responses

Dominating a Scout

"Y'all gotta run a lot faster than that." "Ya ain't too fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh. Are ya?" "Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'." "Dominated, string-bean." "Y'all just got dominated, city boy." "What in Sam Hill were you thinkin', string-bean?" "Shoot son, y'all slow as molasses." "Dominated, little feller." "Just a dead little jackrabbit." "Quick as a hiccup, ain'tcha? Huh. Not quick enough." "Not fast enough; not by a damn sight." "Gotcha, stretch!"

Dominating a Soldier

"Y'all take that, rocket-boy." "That there is just a sad display, boy." "Don't test my mettle, son!" "Dominated, ya damn Yankee." "Y'all just got drafted into my war!" "That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy." "Next time, lift your lid and you might see it comin'!" "This all's what happens when you fight a man."

Dominating a Pyro

"Speak up next time, boy!" "Sorry, ma'am." "Dominated, smokey." "Gotcha, mumbles." "Sorry to put out your campfire, boy." "You look a mite tongue-tied, son." "You shouldn't have played with fire, boy." "Didn't yer momma teach ya not to play with matches?" "Y'all might be flame retardant, but ya sure ain't bulletproof."

25px  Dominating a Demoman

"I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail." "Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son." "Dominated, eyepatch!" "That catch yer eye, son?" "The hand is quicker than the eye!" "Gotcha, eyehole."

Dominating a Heavy

"Never mind the bullets. How much all these coffins costin' ya?" "I've seen better sides of beef, been run over by a combine." "Y'all come back now!" "Nice try, slim." "Gotcha, chuckwagon!" "Gotcha, pork drippin's." "Dominated, corn cakes." "Y'all just got branded." "And another thing: you're ugly." "Dumber than dirt, ain'tcha?" "You're dumb as a box of rocks!" "Y'all come back now! More where that came from." "Dominated, fat man!" "You are a whole herd'a ugly." "Gotcha, fat boy!"

Dominating an Engineer

"You just ain't doin' it right." "Dominated, hardhat." "A real Texan woulda dodged that." "You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much." "You done incurred my wrath, son!" "I'm wolverine-mean, you son of a bitch." "If ya done it, it ain't braggin'!" "You're all hardhat and no cattle." "You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son."

Dominating a Medic

"Doctor! I am the better man!" "Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!" "Keep comin' at me doctor; eventually y'all gonna rustle up some sense." "Next time, tend to your own knittin', sawbones." "Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man." "You must be a doctor, 'cause you just saw the extent of my patience!" "I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's-honest truth." "Slap a poultice on that, doc! Ha Ha!"

Dominating a Sniper

"Ya oughta stand back a little more, like from me and my machines." "Looks like that there just weren't the place you oughta be standin'!" "Dominated, campground." "You shoulda oughta stayed back at your little campsite." "Nobody likes a squatter!" "I just rode you out on a rail, down under." "Aw, now ya don't look like a happy camper." "Down under? More like, six feet down under."

Dominating a Spy

"Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my contraptions." "It ain't gettin' any harder for me to kill ya." "You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France." "Dominated, you turncoat." "Dominated, you snake!" "This skunk's startin' to smell." "Slither on back to hell, coward!" "That's what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers." "You're a looooooong way from France, boy." "Don't go meddlin' in my business." "You are a coward and a scoundrel!" "If y'all had more gadgets for killin' , you wouldn't need so many for hidin'." "I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!"

Revenge Kill

(Not to be confused with Revenge Crits) "Hee hee... Yee-haw!" "Woooeee!" "Cream Gravy!" "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!" "Well, good night, Irene!" Evil Laughter 1 Evil Laughter 2 Evil Laughter 3 Evil Laughter 4 Happy Laughter 1 Happy Laughter 2 Happy Laughter 3 Long Laughter 1 "Gutless." "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya." "I'm done playin' games with you, boy." "You were gettin' too big for your britches" "That'll cut'cha back down to size."

Event-related responses

Round Start

"Yaaaaaaagh!" "Cowboy up!" "Move 'em out!" "Giddy up!" "Heeeeeeyaaah!" "Hehee, yeeeehaaaaw!"

Sudden Death

"Boooooo!" "Grrrrrrrr..." "Come on, fellas!" "Ah, good night, Irene!"

Stalemate

"That just ain't right!" "Now I've seen everything!" "Naahhh..."

Set on Fire

"Fire, Fire! Ow oh oh oh-grr fire!" "Fire!" "I'm burnin' up."

On Death

*Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream* *Dying scream*

Hit by Jarate, Mad Milk, Mutated Milk, or Self-Aware Beauty Mark

"That just ain't right!" "Now I've seen everything!" "Oh, ya yellow-bellied gutless coward!

Teleportation

"Much obliged, pardner." "Thanks for the ride, pardner!"

Healed by Medic

"You're alright Doc." "'Preciate it, Doc."

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Git along there, little doggies!" "Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt." "Let's do this Texas style!"

Building a Dispenser

"Dispenser going up." "Erecting a Dispenser."

Building a Sentry Gun

"Sentry going up." "Buildin' a Sentry."

Building a Teleporter

"Teleporter comin' right up." "Teleporter goin' up."

Packing Up a Building

"Packin' up!" "Movin' out!" "I'm movin' this!"

Moving a Building

"Heavy load comin' through!" "Outta mah way! Outta mah way!"

Replanting a Building

"That was gettin' heavy!" "That there wasn't gettin' any lighter." "Phew!" "Go on, get!"

Dispenser Sapped by Enemy Spy

"Spy's sappin' mah dispenser!"

Sentry Gun Sapped by Enemy Spy

"Spy's sappin' mah sentry!"

Teleporter Sapped by Enemy Spy

"Spy's sappin' mah teleporter!"

Dispenser Destroyed

"Dispenser down!"

Sentry Gun Destroyed

"Sentry down!"

Teleporter Destroyed

"Teleporter down!"

After Revenge Crits activated when Sentry has scored kills recently

"You're all about to have a real bad day!" "Start prayin', boy!" "Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt."

Gunslinger Punch

"Pow!" "Bam!" "Bap!"

Third Gunslinger Punch

"Yee-haw!" "Haaaa!" "Aargh!"

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence

"Hell, that was easy." "That's nothin'." "Weren't no thing."

After Capturing control point

"We got it!" "This one's ours now!" "This here point's ours now!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

"Plant yerself on that darn point, mister!" "Plant yerself on the point, mister!"

Defense

"Wooohooo!" "Job well done." "That wasn't even close." "That there was a fine piece of work." "Heeeyaaah!"

Contract-related responses

Contract complete

"Nice work!" "Done and done" "Well done, pardner!" "That contract weren't nothing!" "That contract was all hat and no cattle!" "My sentries could have handled that one on their own!" "We got that done faster than a knife fight in a phonebooth!" "Shucks, I was just getting started!" "We done already? No that is a shame!" "I got hats harder than that!" "[whistles] Not bad!" Difficult Contract "Nice work pardner!" "We are riding high!" "Nice seeing the back of that one!" "That was a heap of work!" "Now that's how it's done!" "Yee-haw!" "We only got two speeds: Fast and Faster!"

Competitive Mode responses

Setup

First round

"Y'all ready? 'Cause I'm ready!" "This wrench ain't gonna swing itself!" "Let's raise a ruckus!" "Howdy howdy! Let's get rowdy!" "Let's go make trouble!" "Ready! And rarin' to go!" "Reckon we better get to gettin'!" "Let's get to it!" "You ready to dance, pardner?" "I'm fixin' to gettin' mean!" "We best get on the stick!" "Saddle up, boys!" "Giddiyup, boys!" "Let's get wranglin', cowboys!" "Come on boys! These Yankees are all hat and no battle!" "They won't know what hit 'em!" Rare "Winning's like science, boys: if you wanna steak, you gotta prove it!" "Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! [laughs] Yeah...still tinkerin' with that one." "Man vs. Sentry? I believe I'll take 900 pounds of precision-machined steel over a little fella that runs fast!" "I love engines! Pinion shafts. Flanges. Mitigating shock loads. But most of all: I love winnin'!" "Hoo wee! They ain't gonna know what hit 'em! Though it'll likely to be bullets. Statistically speaking." "This button here, builds Teleporters. This button, builds Dispensers. And this little button makes them enemy sum-bitches wish they'd never even been born!" "I whipped up a satellite earlier to scan the topography of the area, boys. And guess what? There's plenty of room for us to kick their asses all over it!" Competitive Mode "I don't know about y'all, but I'm feelin' pretty damn competitive!" "I don't know about y'all, but I'm feelin' mighty competitive!" "This ain't no scrim, boys!" "Let's kick some ass and take some games!" "Good news, boys! I drafted up a blueprint of the other team's asses and it looks like all our boots are gonna fit up there!" "Fellas, I've seen their scrim. Them boys are a bunch of broken down old mules!" "Wait, they let you bring Sentries to this game? [laughs] Well, game on then!" 6s Only "I may be new to 6s, but this ain't my first rodeo! Let's win this!" "I reckon I brought enough boot to kick six asses!" "Six Yankees against one of my Sentries? I believe the numbers are in my favor here!"

Previous round was a win

Casual Mode "We got 'em spooked, boys!" "There's more where that came from!" "Those sorry sum-bitches gave me an idea for a new invention: bullet-magnets!" "I ran the numbers, boys! We got this one in the bag!" Rare "These fellas are gonna be ohm-less if they don't put up more of a resistance! [laughs] Ah, that's an engineering joke." Competitive Mode "How's about we teleport some talent over to the other team?" "Looks like the other team could use a skill-Dispenser." "I wouldn't call that last game 'competitive', if y'all know what I mean." "Now a few years back, I invented the bullet-magnet. Do you think the other team stole my schematics?"

Previous round was a loss

"We're down, boys. Let's beat these hat-less sons-of-bitches!" "Let's turn this around, boys!" "No more losin'!" "We're gonna turn this around!" "Do I look like a mule, boys? I can't carry this whole dang team!" "Them boys've gone and made me lose my temper." "This losin' streak ends now!" "I've have just about enough of losin'! Who's with me?" "We're gonna stop these mother-hubbards in their tracks!"

Previous round was a tie

"I'm done playing games, boys!" "We gotta break this tie, boys!" "Let's break this tie, fellas!" "I won't stand for no ties, boys!" "I never much cared for ties. Let's break this one!" "This tie just gripes my gizzard! We're breakin' it now!"

Outcomes

Match win

"Ha hah!" "Yeeee-haw!" "Done and done!" "[whistles] Not bad!" "Yehaw!" "Now that's how it's done!" "We won the match, boys!" "You're damn right we won!" "You bet your ass, we won!" "Son, I invented winnin'!"

Game win

"My sentries could've handled that one on their own!" "We done already? Now that is a shame." "Shucks! I was just gettin' started." "Nice work." "Nice seein' the back of that one!" "I got hats harder than that!" "We got that done faster than a knife-fight in a phone booth!" "Nice work, fellas!" "We won! Can't say I'm surprise, though." "We kicked a metric ton of ass, boys!" "Hah, now that is some tactical problem-solving!" "They call me mule, boy! 'Cause all I do is carry!" "My 11th PhD is in Applied Ass-Kicking!" "We did it! With a little help from Mother Science." Rare "We only got two speeds: fast and faster!" "Winnin' ain't everything! Heh heh, 'course it's a sight better than losin'! " "Go Bee Cave IC Tech! Go Fightin' Cows!" "You cross the boss, you take the loss, hoss!"

Rank up

"Rank up!" "We've ranked up, pardner!" "Anything better than a rank up? Nope!" "I love rankin' up!" "I love beer, barbecue, and rankin' up!" "Looks like we're rankin' up!" "Nice work, parnder!" "Rank up." "I reckon we just got promoted!" "Looks like we just got ourselves a promotion!" "Looks like we ranked up!" "Looks like we're movin' up in the world!" "That was a heap of work!" "Looks like our hard work is finally payin' off!" Top scoring "I was gonna invent the Death-Dispenser. But it looks like y'all beat me to it. Nice work!"

Game summary

"Now that is a cool breeze on a hot day!" "I am damn proud right now!" "I believe I will buy you a beer!" "Son, I never said this to anybody before, but I am damn proud of you!" "Now that is real nice!" "You wrangled that up just right!" "We make a good team!" "Well done, pardner!" "Looks like we're ridin' high!" "We're in tall cotton, friend!" "We are ridin' high!"

Mann vs. Machine responses

Setup/Between Waves

Ready to play

"I'm ready." "Pony up boys." Other players are not ready "Everybody ready?" "Y'all ready?"

Wave finished, near an Upgrade Station

"Come on boys, let's get to them Upgrade Stations."

After accessing an Upgrade Station

"Well, I guess that'll do." "Whoo! I feel fit as a fiddle."

During a Wave

Wave starts

"Grab some steel boys, they're comin'!"

Collecting Credits

"Giddy-up boys, grab that money!" "Grab that money!" "Whoo, look at all that money."

Teammate places a Sapper on a Robot

"Sappin' a robot." "One sapped robot."

Enemy Sniper

"Sniper!"

Sentry Buster

Incoming "Sentry Buster!" Destroyed' "Sentry Buster down!"

Bomb dropped

"Bomb bot's down." "Bomb's clear." While in Alert Zone "Phew, that was close."

Bomb picked up

"Bomb!" "They got a bomb!" "Another bomb!"

Bomb carrier upgrades

"That bomb bot's gettin' mean." "That bomb bot's gettin' meaner, boys!"

Giant Robot

Deployed "Mighty robot!" "Big damn robot!" Picks up bomb "Big robot's got the bomb, boys!"

Tank

Incoming "Taaank!" In Alert Zone "Tank's droppin' a bomb." Attacking "Shoot that Tank!" Destroyed "Wooo!"

Teammate is killed

"Scout's a goner." "Soldier's a goner." "Pyro's a goner." "Demo's a goner." "Heavy's a goner." "Engie's a goner." "Medic's a goner." "Sniper's a goner." "Spy's a goner."

All other teammates are dead

"Guess it's up to me now."

Upon Being Revived With A Reanimator

"Much obliged, Doc!" "I ain't got time to die!" "Being dead just got me mad!"

Miscellaneous

"I will send every damn one of you back to robot hell!" "When y'all meet your maker, tell him to build you some guts next time."

Mannhattan specific

Gate responses

Robots attacking "The robots are taking the gate! "Robots are attacking the gate! "Robots at the gate, boys! Robots take gate "Aw hell! The robots took the gate!

After a Wave

Won

"Yee, we did it boys!" "Well, I reckon that's that." "Robot ain't been built can't get shot." "Wooohooo!"

Lost

"Damn robots went and got me mad." "Awww. Hell." "Hell boys, we better man up in a big damn hurry."

Receiving a Killstreak Kit

Common Loot "Not bad. Not bad at all." "That works." Rare Loot "Damn!" "Hot damn!" "Now that is just dynamite!" "Hmm, damn!" Godlike Loot "Oh my God." (whispers) "It's perfect." (whispers) "It's beautiful.

Halloween responses

Helltower responses

Round Start

"Let's get that dead man movin'!" "Let's get this buzzard bait in a hole, boys!" "Let's get this damn old man to hell!"

Pushing the Cart

"Push the dead man, boys!" "Push! Push! Push!" "Keep pushin' that dead man!"

The Witching Hour: Bridge Appears

"The bridge is down, boys! Get while the gettin's good!" "It's the witching hour, boys!" "The bridge is down! Go, go, go!"

Collected Rare Spell

"I am a god!"

Reacting to Rare Spell

"Move, move, move!" "What dumb son of a bitch cast that?"

Casting Spells

"Caputus crepitus!" "Pactum diabolus!" "Seismela tremoro!" "Barpo kabalto!" "Barpo invisium!" "Imputum fulmenus!" "Invokum monoculus!" "Amplus tripudio!" "Paidum celeris!" "Ipsum instantarium!" "Deus invictus!" "Mortis animataris!"

Duel-related responses

Starting a Duel

"Let's do this Texas style." "You and me, pardner." "You and me, hoss."

Duel Accepted

"Giddy up!" "Heck yes!" "I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy." "I'm gonna tear you down, junior!" "Start prayin', boy!" "Come here, sissy!" "I'm gonna lay you out!"

Duel Rejected

"You are a coward and a scoundrel!" "Naahhh..." "That there is just a sad display, boy." "Boooooo!"

Item-related responses

With Magical Mercenary equipped

These responses override the default responses for that category.

Domination

"Dominated. By a unicorn. You are pathetic, son." "You just got dominated, pink pony style." "Dominated! By a man in a pink wig! That is some shame right there."

Round Start

"Unicorn up, boys!" "Yippee-ki-unicorn, boys!"

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"I am a pink pony god!"

Building a Dispenser

"Unicorn, erecting a dispenser!"

Healed by Medic

"I feel like a brand new unicorn, doc!"

Revenge Kill

"That is unicorn justice, son." "You ladies shoulda oughta brought some unicorns with ya."