Medic taunts

Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. The Medic has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. This does not include voice responses or voice commands.

Primary

	Associated items	Description
	Syringe Gun  Blutsauger  Crusader's Crossbow  Overdose	The Medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound while saying: "Anuhza successful procedure!" "Woops! Zat was not medicine." "Did zat sting? SAW-ry!" with the first syllable said loudly. "Zat, was doctor-assisted homicide!"

Secondary

	Associated items	Description
	Medi Gun  Quick-Fix  Vaccinator	The Medic bows and says: "Danke, Dummkopfs!" (Translation:"Thanks, Fools/Idiots!")

	Associated item	Description
	Kritzkrieg	Main article: Oktoberfest The Medic puts his face to the barrel of the Kritzkrieg and takes a deep breath, relaxes momentarily, then shakes his head and refocuses. The Medic gains 10-11 health for performing this taunt. While taunting, he says: "Ha ha ha! Oktoberfest!"

Melee

	Associated items	Description
	Bonesaw  Vita-Saw  Amputator  Conscientious Objector  Frying Pan  Freedom Staff  Ham Shank	The Medic plays his saw as though it were a violin with one of several tunes, such as: First tune Second tune Third tune Fourth tune Fifth tune (based on the "dominating" jingle) Sixth tune (based on "Playing With Danger") Seventh tune (based on the "revenge" jingle) The Vita-Saw will play a deeper, cello-like tune, such as: First tune Second tune Third tune Fourth tune Fifth tune (based on the "dominating" jingle) Sixth tune (based on "Playing With Danger") Seventh tune (based on the "revenge" jingle) Main article: Medicating Melody When taunting with the Amputator, it heals all allies within range and with a direct line of sight, who emit a team-colored glow from their feet.

	Associated item	Description	Kill icon
	Ubersaw	Main article: Spinal Tap The Medic enters a combat pose, thrusts his Übersaw forward and retracts it, stunning and killing any enemies in the way. If the retraction kills an enemy, the ÜberCharge meter gains 75% charge, added with the extra 25% given by the stun it gives 100% ÜberCharge. While taunting, the Medic says: "I'm going to saw through your bones!"

	Associated item	Description
	Solemn Vow	The Medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound while saying: "Anuhza successful procedure!" "Woops! Zat was not medicine." "Did zat sting? Sorry!" "Zat, was doctor-assisted homicide!"

	Associated item	Description
	Saxxy	The Medic bows and says: "Danke, Dummkopfs!" (Translation:"Thanks, Fools/Idiots!")

Action

	Associated item	Description
	Director's Vision	The Medic puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, mimicking a camera lens.

	Associated item	Description
	Schadenfreude	The Medic laughs while pointing.

	Associated item	Description
	Meet the Medic	The Medic takes a heroic pose as doves and a bright light surround him, while an angelic choir sings for the duration.

	Associated item	Description
	High Five!	The Medic gives a high five.

	Associated item	Description
	Shred Alert	The Medic summons a guitar and plays an intense solo as flames and lightning spout from behind.

	Associated item	Description
	Results Are In	The Medic pulls out a glowing chest X-ray depicting a rib cage and an implanted bomb. He laughs and gives a fatal prognosis, then crumples and tosses the X-ray image. "Heh ha ha ha ..." "Vell, you'll be dead soon!" "My professional opinion..." "Prognosis..." "Diagnosis..." "...you're dead!" "...hmm ha ha ha! Yes! I killed you alright!" "...you're dead!" "...you're dead!" "...ha ha..." "...you're dead!" Associated sound effects [rustling film paper] [crumpling film paper]

	Associated item	Description
	Conga	The Medic bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying: Dancing to the Conga "Vun, two, three, kick!" (hushed singing) "I like doing ze conga!" (whispered intense singing) "I kick my leg out. Oh I am so good, ja!" "Whoo hoo ha!" "Yeh ha ha!" "Whooo ha!" "Hah hoo hoo ha hahah!"

	Associated item	Description
	Square Dance	The Medic will swing his partner 'round and 'round while saying: Starting a dance "Do-si-do!" "Let us dance!" "My prescription? Dancing! Haha!" During the dance "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!" "Whoo hoo hoo! Ooh, do-si-do your partner!" "Allemande Left! Allemande Right! Ha hah!" (See: Allemande) "Ha ha ha! Whoo!" After the dance "Vell done!" "Vell done!" "Very nice!" "I like your moves Haha!" "Hoo! Zhat vas fun! Haha!" "Hoo ha ha! I love it!"

	Associated item	Description
	Skullcracker	The Medic will gesture towards his head and then perform a head butt with another player. Initiating a head butt "Right in ze noggin!" "Head to head!" "Come on!" "Come on." "Come on!" "Schnell!" "Schnell!" "Let us do zhis!" "Shall we?" "Shall we?" "Let's begin!" "Let's begin!" "Over here!" "Over here." "Oh, I can't vait!" "Ho ho hoh! Hoo hoo! Oh, it's on!" Head-butting "Reaah ugh!" "Ah ha ha ha rugh!" After a head butt "Ooh ho hah ho hah oh!" "Ooh ha ha! I zhink I have a concussion, haha!" "Ooh! I zhink I have a concussion, hehe!" "Ooooh!"

	Associated item	Description
	Flippin' Awesome	The Medic will bend down a bit and interlock a few of his fingers to form a platform for another player to flip off of. Preparing to flip "Time to flip!" "Time to flip!" "Who vants a flip?" "Ready to flip!?" "In position!" Flipping another player "Nyeah!" "Uhyah!" (strained) "Up you go!" "Zhere you are!" "Into zhe air!" "Up up!" "Up up!" "Ooh hoo hoo!" "Hoo oooh!" "Huhyeah!" "Nuhyeah!" "Ahh!" "Guhyeah!" After flipping "Danke danke!" "Zhank you! Zhank you!" "Vell done!" "Oooh! Very nice!" "Ten out of ten!" "Hoo hoo! Astounding!" "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "Vell done!" "Zank you, heh ha!" "Zank you!" "Zhat vas fun! Heh ha ha!" "Zhat vas fun! Hoh!" "Very nice!" "My zhanks!"

	Associated item	Description
	Rock, Paper, Scissors	The Medic engages in an intense battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Initiating a throw "Rock, paper, scissors!" Starting the throw "Vun!" "Two!" "Three!" Win (tauntingly) "I am zhe vinner!" "Ah ha ha ha ha!" (liltingly) "Victorious!" "YES!" "Hoo ho, perfect!" Loss "Bah." "Ridiculous!" "Unbelievable!" "Impossible!" "Vhat!"

	Associated item	Description
	Kazotsky Kick	The Medic will cross his arms and perform a squatting kick

	Associated item	Description
	Burstchester	The Medic touches the alien and adjusts his glasses before pulling his finger away and shaking it like he has been bitten despite the alien not actually doing so.

	Associated item	Description
	Zoomin' Broom	The Medic pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it and hover above the ground.

	Associated item	Description
	Mannrobics	The Medic will go through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation.

Unused content

Trading

"How about zis?" "Now zis, you might like!" "What do you think of zis? Ha ha!" "Eh? Eh?" "Not bad, yea?" "I'm fond of zis one." "I found this, inside a patient. Ha ha! "Ve should trade!" "Oh, I see you looking!" "You vant zis? THEN TRADE ME FOR IT!" "Let us trade! Schnell!" "Heh ha! Your silly clown veapon is making a mockery of zis war!"

Update history

July 8, 2008 Patch

• Fixed broken Medi Gun taunt.

May 21, 2009 Patch (Sniper vs. Spy Update)

• Added a taunt for the Kritzkrieg, which also heals for 10 points.

January 13, 2010 Patch

• The Ubersaw was given its own kill taunt. Previously, the Medic would play the Ubersaw like the Bonesaw, only with a deeper cello sound.

September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update)

• [Undocumented] Added an unused "high-five" taunt

November 19, 2010 Patch

• Gave the Vita-Saw the Ubersaw's original taunt.

May 5, 2011 Patch (Replay Update)

• Added Director's Vision taunt.
• [Undocumented] Added a voice response for the Spinal Tap and Oktoberfest taunts.

June 8, 2011 Patch

• [Undocumented] Added laughing animations.

June 23, 2011 Patch (Über Update)

• Added Meet the Medic and Schadenfreude taunt.

October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale)

• Added High Five! taunt.
• Taunting with a Saxxy plays the Medi Gun taunt
• Taunting with the Solemn Vow or the Crusader's Crossbow now plays the same taunt as the Syringe Gun

February 18, 2013 Patch

• Added Shred Alert taunt.

June 18, 2014 Patch (Love & War Update)

• Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Results Are In taunts.

July 2, 2015 Patch (Gun Mettle Update)

• The Kazotsky Kick was added to the game.

October 6, 2015 Patch (Invasion Community Update)

• The Burstchester was added to the game.

October 28, 2015 Patch (Scream Fortress 2015)

• The Zoomin' Broom was added to the game.

November 3, 2015 Patch

• Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen

December 17, 2015 Patch (Tough Break Update)

• Added Mannrobics taunt.